"Murdered!"

"Run!"

"ah!"

...

Wang Zixuan was walking on the street when he suddenly heard chaos behind him, mixed with a few screams, and several people ran past him in panic.

Wang Zixuan, who had always been calm, also changed his face a little. Subconsciously turned his head and saw a young man stained with blood on his body waving a machete of thirty or forty centimeters, and several people were already lying in a pool of blood behind him.

Another person who cuts people around!

He meowed.

This luck must be bought a lottery.

When Wang Zixuan was about to run away, he suddenly found a three or four-year-old child standing between the two, looking scared, and the murderer was slashing at the child.

I'm sorry, where are your parents?

I wipe, I wipe, I wipe!

Seeing that the child's life was in danger, Wang Zixuan didn't think much about it and shouted at the murderer: "Cummy, come and kill me!"

"You, he, mom is funny!"

The murderer didn't expect that someone would dare to scold him. He turned his head to look at Wang Zixuan, roared, and ran towards Wang Zixuan.

"Your sister, really come!"

Getting into the sword with empty hands, handsome guy fights the murderous maniac!

Wang Zixuan didn't dare to think about these things, and just complained and ran away.

Wang Zixuan is still confident in his speed. The distance between the two is four or five meters, so he doesn't believe that the murderer can catch up with him.

really.

He has surpassed the old man in front of him, and the grandson has not yet caught up with him.

kindness?

What he surpasses is an old man?!

Wang Zixuan turned around and confirmed that he was surpassed by an old man who looked like he was sixty or seventy years old. Although the old man was running desperately, his legs and feet were no longer flexible after all. The murderous man behind him had already chased him and waved his machete and chopped him up.

"Cute, come and chop me!"

Seeing that the old man was about to fall into a pool of blood, Wang Zixuan quickly started to mock him again.

"ah!"

The murderer did not abandon the old man he had already chased after and came to chase Wang Zixuan. Instead, he grabbed the old man's hair and placed the machete on the old man's neck. He shouted to the old man who was so scared that he screamed: "Don't scream, otherwise I will kill you with one knife."

The old man was so scared that he dared not speak out. He looked at Wang Zixuan who was slowing down and running forward with a trembling body. His mouth was trembling, wanting to ask Wang Zixuan for help, but he was afraid of angering the murderer.

The murderous maniac looked at Wang Zixuan in front of him and smiled ferociously: "Cummy, come here, otherwise I will kill him with one knife."

Your sister!

Shouldn't this kind of funny guy lose his mind?

Wang Zixuan stopped helplessly, turned around and looked at the manic murderer with a look of irritable face, tried to squeeze out a smile, raised his hands and surrendered, "If you have something to say, don't be impulsive. Look, the people you cut down from behind are still moving, you didn't kill people. Now put down the knife and sentence them to a maximum of a few years. You are still young and can still enjoy life when you come out."

The murderer looked at the funny expression and shouted, "Enjoy your sister, I will be able to enjoy life, and I will not kill anyone anymore. Funny, come here obediently and ask me to chop it, otherwise I will kill this old man first. I will count three times."

"one"

"two"

I'm really funny!

In the past, you asked me to cut it?

"Wait, I'll go there."

But when Wang Zixuan saw the murderer waving his machete, he couldn't help but become funny.

I am the rescuer sent by the monkey!

Great Sage.

You must bless me!

Wang Zixuan piously called the monkey with the greatest ability in his heart.

When the murderous man saw Wang Zixuan coming, a bloodthirsty smile appeared on his face. When Wang Zixuan walked about one meter in front of him, he let go of the old man, rushed towards Wang Zixuan, and looked at Wang Zixuan's neck fiercely.

The murderer and the old man behind who had not had time to escape thought that Wang Zixuan might dodge the machete backward, but found that Wang Zixuan rushed forward with a fierce look on his face, as if he was committing suicide, allowing the machete to fall on his neck.

Wang Zixuan, whose neck was cut off half of his neck, fell to the murderer due to inertia.

"Bang"

The murderer was also startled by Wang Zixuan's fierce expression. He pushed Wang Zixuan away, and the machete stuck in Wang Zixuan's neck also fell to the ground with Wang Zixuan.

Wang Zixuan felt a pain in his neck and his whole body floated upwards.

He originally thought that he could not hide a few times, so he might as well take a risk and knock down the murderer.

As long as he hugs him tightly, he will not be able to use a knife.

Unexpectedly, his pounce was far less rapid than others' slashing his knife, and he became a funny monkey in the Monkey Sect.

Just as he was thinking, a golden light suddenly shot from the sky, and in the blink of an eye stopped in front of Wang Zixuan.

But it was a golden card with two words "good people".

Wang Zixuan looked at the good person card in front of him and couldn't help but scold, "Good person, your sister! Now I'm giving me a good person card, do you want me to paste it on the tombstone?"

"You can also paste the tombstone!"

A voice suddenly sounded behind Wang Zixuan.

Wang Zixuan jumped to the side in fear and turned to see that it was a monkey in Buddha's clothes.

"Is my old son crazy, cool and stunning, making you stunned?"

Old Sun?

monkey!

Wang Zixuan was stunned and asked, "Are you the Monkey King?"

The monkey nodded and scratched his head and said, "It's my old grandson. Today I came to the mortal world for a walk. I just heard someone calling me and counting on my fingers. I didn't expect you to be a good person, so I took you up. How about the good person card I gave you?"

Unexpectedly, he hugged the Buddha's feet and actually came out with a true Buddha.

It seems that I don't have to die this time!

Wang Zixuan quickly gave a thumbs up and said, "This good person card of Dasheng is definitely high-end, elegant and upscale!"

The monkey grinned and said, "I have vision. The fog in the mortal world is too big now, and my old Sun's ignorant eyes can't see through it. Fortunately, I, Lao Sun, learned the magical power of pinching my fingers, otherwise you should have reported to the underworld."

Wang Zixuan hurriedly bowed and said, "Thank you for your life-saving kindness."

"It's okay! It's okay!"

The monkey shook his paws, scratched his head again, and said, "But if you don't go to the underworld, where will you go?"

Wang Zixuan immediately said with a flattering look on his face: "Just just arrange a place for me in the sky."

The monkey shook his head and said, "Your merit is not enough to reach heaven."

If you can't go to heaven, then go back to the earth. The genius wants to go to the underworld.

Before Wang Zixuan could become a ghost, he immediately said: "Can the Great Sage let me be reborn until September 20, 2009?"

In 2009, he entered a freshman.

The free and easy college life is the time he misses, of course, besides military training, so he chose September 20, just finished the military training.

The monkey blinked his ignitary eyes and asked, "Rebirth?"

Wang Zixuan smiled and said, "Everyone knows how cool and cool you are, then he must have known that he is reborn."

The monkey scratched his head and said, "I know, but rebirth is not easy, otherwise all the gods and Buddhas in the sky will be reborn. My old grandson also wants to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace again."

Wang Zixuan thought he was smart and flattered, saying, "It's not easy for others, but for you, the Great Sage of Qi Tian, ​​it must be a wave of your hand."

The monkey grinned and said, "Then I'll try it!"
Chapter completed!