Chapter 1 The Ding Ding System of the Big Event
"Ding!...Scan to find...plane pheromone collector is started!"
"Ding!...In accordance with the God's system regulations..."
"Ding!...Carbon-based vital signs scan..."
"Ding!...The carbon-based vital sign scan ends, deep scanning, genetic code DNA identification...The scan ends...The judgment starts..."
"Ding!...The large-scale scan ends, warning! Warning! God's system prompts: The system energy is insufficient, and it is impossible to scan the small galaxy in this plane and the solar system range. Please replenish the system energy as soon as possible, otherwise the system will be paralyzed..."
"Ding! Start logic judgment: Ding!... belongs to this plane, a small galaxy under the jurisdiction of the Milky Way - in the solar system, small earthly planetary carbon-based life form,... Scanning is completed... Naming is completed... Codename..."
"Ding! Finally, it was determined that considering the lack of energy in the system, the scanning...half a small native planet..."
"Tip: The system has been bound, whether to start the God system..."
"Please make the most correct judgment within thirty seconds, yes, no..."
"In view of the logical chaos in which the host cannot make accurate judgments, the God system will start auxiliary logical judgments, Ding..."
"Ding! The God System is activated!"
...
"Hey! It's you! It's you! Why are you still standing there? Can you go in? We are still waiting to withdraw money and cook for our children. Don't waste time here?" The sound of up to 120 yuan was like a radio sound.
Ye Kai felt in a daze that someone was pushing him, and his tone of speech was mixed with a hint of resentment.
When he opened his eyes in a daze, he found that there was no one in front of him. Then he shook his head vigorously and hurried forward. While taking out his bank card in a hurry, he tried hard to remind himself not to panic.
After withdrawing the money, I quickly jogged all the way, and even passed by the snack shops at the entrance of the community. I packed two servings of fried rice, and then walked home quickly without looking back.
...
Tianjing, the capital of the motherland, is known as a super metropolis that is all over the world.
Countless young men and women, regardless of regional accent, have the opportunity to get rich overnight here, and have a pitiful and sad ending that will end up losing everything in a blink of an eye.
And our lovely, poor Mr. Ye Kai hasn't had a good sleep for several days.
Although he often stays up late, what's going on!
There was a mess of "ding" sound in my mind at any time, but if you said you would just ring. At most, it would be a small noise of no more than forty or fifty shells. We just thought it was a buzzing in my ears.
But, it’s been seven days now!
Will you still let people live?
It was finally easy for the morning to be no noise, and when I was about to withdraw some money and enjoy it, it sounded again!!!
"Start up, I'll start you, numb!!!"
"You are so fucked. I can't take care of myself if I don't beat you, so I can't take care of myself. I'm so irritating. Come out and try... Be careful that I will break your teeth, break your legs, and break your ribs and fan, so that you can live a wheelchair life for the rest of your life..."
Ye Kai is going crazy.
Well, if he was Ye Kai from the September Eagle Flying, at least he could use Xiao Li Tama's flying knife, but what about it in reality?
Ye Kai is a half-otaku, and he is not the kind of god-level otaku who can understand various black technologies by himself. He is a half-otaku who is just waiting to die. His only interest is to play games, watch movies, and occasionally joking.
But since Wu Laoer next door quarreled with his strong wife, who was like a hill, and threw out all kinds of bottles and jars. After accidentally, he was affected by the fish in the pond, the noise that had been buzzing in his mind has never stopped.
Ye Kai, who was about to have anger, couldn't care so much. He started to curse, and kept scolding, his throat was almost smoking. Then he stopped, took a deep breath, and then picked up the water cup on the table and started pouring it into his mouth.
"Ding! The God System is activated..."
"Puff...cough cough cough..."
Ye Kai was crazy. What a bullshit thing. At first, I thought I had luck and had the main god coming. In the future, I could use all kinds of black technologies and pick up all kinds of girls. I didn’t think so. After seven days of hard work, there was no one in the fart.
OK!
Now it's started, and it's officially started. Okay, Ye Kai laughed so much that he angrily wiped the water stains on the corner of his mouth with his sleeve: "It's so damn, then start it quickly, and then tell me, why did you have tossed me for seven days... A whole seven days, what about seven days... I bought a watch last year..."
I love someone, Ye Kai doesn't believe it anyway. He is even ready to ask for a neurologist and a psychologist to make an appointment...
"Ding! The God System is dedicated to serving you, Your Highness."
A neutral voice that is not distinguished between men and women has been heard.
"puff!"
Ye Kai just drank the water from his mouth and sprayed it out again: "Damn, what did you just say?"
"Dear Lord God, the God System is dedicated to serving you."
It was still that neutral voice, just like the electron synthesized.
"I'm asking you why I've been struggling for seven days, and I haven't had a good sleep for seven days. You damn bastard, I'm telling me what you want me to do, you said... what did you do to me, tell me..."
Ye Kai's anger increased by 300% again.
It was obvious that his face was as beautiful as an ancient scholar, but now it had turned red, and flames were about to emerge from his eyes. The bloodshot was almost covering his white eyes.
"The one who found the fit is a carbon-based life... Start gene scanning... Retrieval... The components of the God system are scattered and missing... Complete initialization failed... Start the main recognition program..."
"Binding the cell and soul password, sampling...complete...initializing the gene database..."
"Confirm the completion...Binding the main gene...Complete...Code: Main God..."
"Complete...Initialize the main god body...Complete...Initialize the plane pheromone collector and its multifunctional neural network environment simulation components...Complete..."
"Initialize the defense and war system, Ding...failed..."
"Initialization of the biochemical laboratory, Ding... Partially completed..."
"Initialize the intelligent life form auxiliary mode...complete..."
"The voice data mode of the architecture...completed...initialized supplementary energy program components...completed...initialized first-level science and technology base...prepared to open state, ding...completed..."
"Enter work state..."
"Ding! Your Highness, due to the lack of system components of God and the insufficient system energy, please open the supplementary energy program components as soon as possible."
Ye Kai: "..."
Silent, really speechless.
No one can understand what Ye Kai is thinking in his mind now.
The series of "ding ding" sounds made him completely stunned.
Until more than a minute later, Ye Kai blinked his eyes hard, shook his head, and subconsciously spoke: "Start!"
"Ding! Your Highness the Lord has confirmed that the energy program components will be replenished and turned on..."
Chapter completed!