Chapter 71 Zhongshan Outpost
Xu Chu followed his father home in a daze, and the remaining few people surrounded the stone toad and studied it for a while.
"How did this thing make a sound?" Ma Liang asked.
Lu Xun said: "I don't know. Can Mr. Kong Ming understand?"
Zhuge Liang took the feather fan to knock on the stone toad's head: "I never understood it, it's hard."
Mu Fengqing and Shi Haitao were both afraid of the punishment of the immortals, so they chose to remain silent.
The research failed.
Huang Zhong suggested that it was time to leave. So Mu Fengqing went to find Xu Chu, but ended up walking into the wrong door and entering the next door of Xu Chu's house.
The old man next door immediately set off when he saw the uninvited guest and said, "Why, who dares to trespass into a private house?"
Mu Fengqing quickly explained: "I am not a thief, I am Xu Chu's friend."
"Did Xu Chu send you here?" The old man did not relax his vigilance.
"No, no."
"It's really not that he sent you to steal our color powder? A while ago, he seemed to be going to pester me to ask for color powder. I have lived on color powder in my life. How could I give him such a precious thing easily?" said the old lady.
"Colorful pink? Old lady, do you have pastel color?" Mu Fengqing suddenly thought that she was still short of this guy when she was besieging Zhao Yun in Peking for a long time ago.
The old lady cracked her wrinkles like a tree bark and said innocently like a girl: "Are you envious?"
Mu Fengqing held back her vomiting after seeing it, and asked, "Can you give me some?"
"Give it to you, why do you give it to you?" The old lady stared at Mu Fengqing with a serious expression.
"I want to use this makeup to save people!" Mu Fengqing said.
"Wear makeup to save people? This is simply a waste of color fans!" the old lady said with her mouth.
The old man was so angry that he stamped his feet: "A good man should decide the outcome with the enemy in a dignified manner. What kind of hero is he who wears makeup with color powder!"
Mu Fengqing ignored the old man and asked the old lady: "Then how should this color powder be used?"
"Colorful powder is used for women to put on makeup, and for men to put on girls." The old lady explained happily.
I'll wipe it, use it for the girl, okay. Mu Fengqing sweated for a while and asked, "Then why don't you give Xu Chu a girl?"
"I have lived on color fans in my life, how can I give it to him easily?" The old lady came back.
Mu Fengqing thought to herself that when she is old and pretty, she cannot tell her theories of mortals, so she made a graceful move and said, "I look like a man, but in fact I am a girl."
Cangming vomited immediately, but unfortunately, as a ghost, he couldn't see anything ordinary people.
When the old man heard this, he immediately walked over to Mu Fengqing in a daze and said, "Girl? I'll check it."
"Don't go! How dare you, an old man, touch your girl's body!" The old lady pushed the old man away, scaring Mu Fengqing in a cold sweat.
"Let me check it out." The old lady stretched out her old claws to Mu Fengqing in a daze.
"Damn!" Mu Fengqing retreated to the door, "I am a man or a woman and it is up to you! Let's make a offer, how can I get your color powder?"
The old man said gently, "I have to sleep with me for one night, and I will give it to you."
"I'm a man!" Mu Fengqing said sternly.
"I know you are a man." The old man said calmly.
Mu Fengqing was cold, from the back of his heels to the back of his head. There was a spell in his eyes called hypnosis. Mu Fengqing couldn't move even if she was moved. She watched the old man lean over and thought to herself: It's over, I haven't had a girlfriend yet, but now I've become a second-hand product, so it's so cheap.
Suddenly, a fragrance came from him, and the old lady said, "Arhat Pill, boy, just a Arhat Pill, and colored powder can be given to you." Mu Fengqing relaxed her spirit and could move her whole body. She heard the old lady continue, "Oh, old man, we will become earth immortals in one month. Why can't you stand the temptation of the young man?"
The old lady pointed to the incense on the wall and said, "Thirty years ago, Master Chun gave us blessings, promising that as long as we can persist in the practice of not pursuing the basics for thirty years, we will be named the land of Brother Chun's teachings."
Let me tell you? I haven’t been a stamina for thirty years. What kind of practice is this? Mu Fengqing saw that the old lady was sad and she was embarrassed to say it out.
The old lady sighed resentfully: "It's been 29 years and eleven months, why can't you hold on for a while?"
"Aren't you just now?" the old man accused.
"I am a dual cultivation, not a basic student!" the old lady argued.
I'll do it! Dual cultivation! This old pervert! Mu Fengqing was very scared.
"Anyway, you cheated!" said the old man.
"You were the ones who destroyed your practice first!" the old lady accused.
The two of them were about to fight, and Mu Fengqing quickly took out a Luohan pill and said, "Old woman, I'll give this Luohan pill to you."
"What! This is really the Arhat Pill!" The old lady was afraid of the family ugliness and immediately changed her color.
"Yes! Yes! My wife, this is really a Luohan Pill!" The old man was actually excited.
The old lady said to Mu Fengqing with a sensual acclaim: "Thank you so much, young man! I have nothing to repay you. Just keep this color powder. Maybe one day I can give it to the girl I like."
"Thank you, old lady." Mu Fengqing took away the good colored powder and hurried out.
"Young man, you should take good care of yourself when you go out." The old lady took advantage of the last opportunity to sell her.
Mu Fengqing entered the village chief's house next door without looking back.
Xu Chu saw Mu Fengqing's body and asked with concern: "Brother... why are you sweating profusely..."
"I..." Mu Fengqing didn't know how to answer, but she heard that the next door had already started fighting.
"Don't be afraid." The village chief thought Mu Fengqing was frightened by the movements next door. "They often said this as if they had returned to the energetic youth era."
"I see."
"Thank you for coming thousands of miles for my son. I'm so grateful." The village chief was still kind.
Mu Fengqing said: "You're welcome, we should set off again."
"A good journey." The village chief gave the way.
I borrowed the village chief Ji Yan, and the north wind all the way to send Mu Fengqing and others to the north of Jianye City.
"Wow, what a magnificent mountain!" Mu Fengqing sighed.
Lu Xun raised his eyes and looked out: "Where are mountains?"
"Is this child hydrocephalus?" Ma Liang looked at it and said.
"Is it because I am old and have a weak color?" Zhuge Liang rubbed his eyes.
"Prime Minister, are you hinting at me?" Huang Zhong said worriedly.
Mu Fengqing was very strange: "Can't you all see it? Just ahead?"
"By the way, the gods opened the sky eyes for Young Master Qing." Lu Xun remembered.
Ma Liang was jealous until he died: "Damn, I have not opened my eyes for so many years. You little kid have eyes for the sky before your eyebrows are complete?"
"Practicing Taoism is just a superficial thing. Without the fate of immortality, you can only sit and cry." Mu Fengqing said proudly.
Zhuge Liang carefully looked at Mu Fengqing's face: "Xiangru, why can't I see your sky eyes? Is it growing inside your nose? There are so many nose hairs."
"Damn! Your sky eyes grow in your nose! The sky eyes are a very connotational thing, and it is impossible for ordinary people to understand." Mu Fengqing said angrily.
Ma Liang was sarcastic about it: "I think he is just pretending to be a god!"
Seeing Ma Liang's contemptuous expression, Mu Fengqing swears: "Okay, you follow me. If you can't enter the mountain, I will pull out a mountain!"
"How big is the chrysanthemum? I have to pull out a mountain!" Ma Liang laughed.
Zhuge Liang smiled after hearing this: "The mountain in Xiangru's eyes is probably as big as thatched cottage."
Mu Fengqing was extremely depressed and didn't say much, leading everyone to Zhongshan. Everyone couldn't see Zhongshan, but felt that they followed him into a forest.
At noon that day, everyone walked away so hungry that they saw a hotel in front of them, carrying a flag in front of the door, with five words written on it: "Three bowls do not have a hill."
Mu Fengqing felt a little strange, and Xu Chu said, "Hungry...Eat wine..."
Ma Liang said, "Yes, everyone is tired, so why not go in and eat something, and Young Master Xiangru can also pull out the mountain!"
Mu Fengqing was thinking about the words "Three bowls are not a hill", but she didn't hear what Ma Liang said, so everyone went inside and sat down. Just as they were about to order food, they heard a man shouting, "Waiter, come and eat the wine quickly."
The waiter in the shop put three bowls, a pair of chopsticks and a plate of hot dishes in front of the man. He sifted a bowl of wine. The man picked up the bowl and drank it all and shouted, "This wine is so powerful. If you have enough food, buy some wine?"
The waiter said: "Only cooked beef."
The man said, "Cut two or three pounds to eat."
The waiter went to cut out two pounds of cooked beef, made a large plate, and placed it in front of the man. Then he sifted a bowl of wine. The man ate it and said, "Good wine!"
The waiter sifted another bowl. The man happened to have three bowls of wine, but the waiter never came to sifted again.
The man knocked on the table and shouted, "Woman, why don't you come to sift wine?"
The waiter walked over and said, "The guest official wants to add meat."
"I want wine, too, and I'll cut some meat."
Xiao Er had a difficult face: "The meat was cut and added to the guest, but the wine was not added."
The man said, "But he is also a sensible!" and asked the waiter, "How come you refuse to sell wine to me?"
The waiter replied: "Customer, you must see the flags in front of me, and clearly wrote: 'Three bowls are not the hill'."
"How to call it "Three Bowls"?
"Although my wine is village wine, it tastes better than old wine. If a customer comes to my shop and eats three bowls, he will be drunk and cannot pass the hill ahead. Therefore, it is called "Three bowls but no hill". If a passing guest comes here, he will only eat three bowls, and he will not ask any more."
The man smiled and said, "So that! I ate three bowls, how can I not get drunk?"
The waiter said: "My wine is called 'Tu Bottle Flavor', and it is called 'Watching Out'. When I first enter the mouth, it is rich and delicious, and it will be poured at a short time."
The man pretended to be angry and said, "Don't talk nonsense. If you don't have any land, don't pay you back. Sieve three more bowls to eat."
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Chapter completed!