Chapter 32 Crystal Granny
Mu Fengqing considered that since Dong Zhuo's army had occupied Xia Pi and her identity had not been revealed, she might as well go to the inner city to spy on military information first, so she walked out of the pharmacy with Lu Xun and discussed walking towards the inner city.
There was a gate in the inner city and the outer city, and a sword-wielding soldier stopped them fiercely: "Don't wander around here!"
Dong Zhuojun was so vigilant that no wonder the soldiers took Xia Pi without bloodshed. Mu Fengqing stuck out her tongue and pulled Lu Xun back in a difficult situation.
"Come on, young man! I have some essential items for outsiders here. Do you want to take a look?" A man in a shorts dressed in a gypsy businessman grabbed Mu Fengqing and said.
"Damn it, aren't you the gypsy merchant who sells buns in Wuling?" Mu Fengqing recognized him.
"It's me." The man in the shorts looked at Mu Fengqing, "So it's you, I'm lucky. A duckweed leaves return to the sea, where will we meet in life?"
"You are so skillful in ancient poetry. I don't think you look like a foreigner." Lu Xun interrupted.
"It's still this brother who knows the goods at the stage." The man in the shorts sighed, "I am a Wenzhou businessman called the gypsy merchant in the Celestial Dynasty. Because I travel all over the world to do business, I can't go home during festivals. I'm alone in a foreign land and serve as a stranger. Life is really hard."
"Then why do you pretend to be a gypsy businessman?" Mu Fengqing asked.
"Let's make a living!" The man in the shorts looked bitter. "The urban management law enforcement team always bullies us grassroots people, but as long as they pretend to be foreigners, they dare not take care of it."
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"Yeah." The man in shorts was so moved that he couldn't help crying.
Mu Fengqing felt disgusted when she heard a man crying in a woman's voice. She opened her mouth and said to the man in shorts: "Brother, just cry, please don't cry so much, okay?"
The man in shorts held back his crying and choked, "I cried, but I didn't say anything."
"It's someone crying in the house!" Lu Xun said, pointing to the private house behind the man with shorts.
"Go and have a look!" Mu Fengqing immediately entered the house when she heard that it was a woman crying.
The house was cleaned up, and there was a picture of "A Picture of the Mountains and Flowing Water" hanging on the wall, and a double bed was placed under the wall, and a wife in her forties was crying sadly.
When Mu Fengqing saw that she was not beautiful, her face immediately turned old: "Auntie, why are you crying?"
The aunt suddenly raised her face and said happily: "My husband joined the army and fought in the Jiangnan area, leaving us mother and son. I failed to take good care of our only child, but the child got seriously ill. Now the child is well in a few days, and I don't know where to go to find my husband to come back to see him. My life is so miserable..."
After saying that, the aunt immediately covered her face and started crying with tears.
"..." Mu Fengqing looked at the aunt's laughter and crying change faster than Sichuan Opera's face change. She was so surprised that she couldn't speak for a while. Finally, she said to Lu Xun, "Is this aunt happy or sad? How can she still laugh when she talks to me?"
Lu Xun said, "It is probably the custom here: under any circumstances, women should keep smiling when talking to men."
"It's so pitiful." Mu Fengqing sighed and had no choice but to leave.
There is a city in Xia Pi, and there is a street in the city. There is an old woman on the street. She wandered back and forth and said, "Hehe, I have lived so old that I have never seen a general who lost the city to drink. I heard that Zhang Fei woke up from drunkenness and found that he was tied to a pillar by the enemy. His drunken black face was like a roast suckling pig. It was ridiculous..."
When Mu Fengqing heard the old woman say it in detail, she couldn't help but step forward and ask, "What happened to Zhang Fei later?"
The old woman said with a show-off: "When Zhang Fei understood his situation, he was both ashamed and angry. He relied on his natural divine power to break free from his bondage, knocked down dozens of people along the way and ran out of the city. Recently, someone saw him wandering around the city in a daze. Gao Shun was so angry that he regretted not killing Zhang Fei first."
Mu Fengqing thought to herself: Is this praising Zhang Fei for his excellent martial arts skills, or is he mocking him for being muscled and brainless? But at least he has escaped safely from the city, and there is still hope for finding General Qi Wuhu.
A fortune teller's table was set up at the door of the house, but the fortune teller happened to be away. Faced with such a wonderful opportunity, Mu Fengqing quickly went to the table and found two signatures of Wenwang's hexagrams! Mu Fengqing was satisfied and was about to put away the signature of Wenwang's hexagrams, but she heard someone say in her ear: "Why are you taking other people's things?"
Mu Fengqing turned her head and saw it, and was startled. It turned out that it was not Lu Xun who said this, but the old woman who was walking on the street just now! Mu Fengqing lied and didn't write drafts, and immediately said to the old woman with a smile: "Old woman, I am the fortune teller. If you haven't seen me for a few days, you will forget me?"
"Are you a fortune teller?" The old woman grinned and smiled with a few teeth left.
Mu Fengqing thought to herself, was this old woman not as old as she was in a confused state? So she continued to pretend, "I am. Why are you laughing at?"
"I have been here for decades, and I have never seen anyone as shameless as you." The old woman said sarcastically.
Nani? This old woman with her face looks like a sprouted potato, her legs are so short that she can't see it, and her sleeves are actually fortune tellers? Mu Fengqing was so surprised that she couldn't see it.
Well, since that's the case, I'm in a difficult situation. Mu Fengqing thought about it and asked in a difficult manner: "Since you are a fortune teller, can you figure out whether what I want to tell the truth or the lies next?"
The old woman laughed and said, "Don't play with me for an old trick! The original words you want to say in the next sentence are 'What I said are lies'. No matter how logically confusing this sentence will be explained, I will not be able to calculate accurately."
Mu Fengqing was so shocked that her chin fell off. She was so ugly that she couldn't behave like a person. Mu Fengqing had to be honest and pretend to say, "Actually, I'm here to buy divination."
The old woman was happy and didn't care: "What kind of fortune do you want to do?"
"I want to spend money to buy your two Wenwang Gua signs." Mu Fengqing said sincerely.
The old lady's face changed and she said, "These two hexagrams are my tools for fortune-telling, and I won't sell them."
"Okay, please help me calculate the whereabouts of these two Wenwang Gua Tags?" Mu Fengqing didn't know what the Wenwang Gua Tags are for, so why not take this opportunity to find out.
"You bought this hexagram strangely. I have never calculated such a hexagram before." The old lady said as she sat on the fortune telling platform and took out a crystal ball.
I'll tell you, crystal ball! Something only Western witches have! Mu Fengqing was shocked when she saw it.
I saw the old woman lyrics, and the crystal ball was initially in chaos, and the image gradually appeared. The old woman didn't say anything after seeing it. It turned out that Mu Fengqing was actually in the image shown in the crystal ball!! In the image, Mu Fengqing was holding many King Wen's hexagrams in her hand and handed them to a fortune-telling Taoist priest in yellow robe!
Although Mu Fengqing was not sure what future the prediction in the crystal ball expressed, she seemed to be able to take the opportunity to take away the Wenwang Gua Tag, so she asked tentatively: "Old lady, it seems that I am the owner of the Wenwang Gua Tag."
The old lady calculated silently in her heart and said seriously: "Little brother is not an ordinary person. I see that you are carrying a great mission. These two Wenwang hexagrams are combined with you. I will give you one more."
"Old lady, you are such a good person." Mu Fengqing's mouth was very sweet.
The old woman recited the spell several times, and the crystal ball gradually showed the scenery outside the Xia Pi city gate. The old woman pointed to the flashing place by the river and said, "Look, there is a King of Wen there."
Mu Fengqing's gratitude could not be expressed smoothly in words, but she just thanked the old woman respectfully: "Thank you, Grandma Crystal."
"Mrs. Crystal? This is a good name." The old woman said to herself, "Okay, I will call Ms. Crystal from now on."
"Your name is Crystal Grandma?" Mu Fengqing repeated in surprise.
"What, doesn't it sound nice?" After the old woman said that, she stood on the crystal ball floating in the air!!
I'll just leave, and now the old lady has completely become the crystal mother-in-law in "Dragon Ball"! This time and space are chaotic enough. Mu Fengqing was so depressed.
"Okay, let's go find the Wenwang Gua sign outside the city." Mu Fengqing pulled Lu Xun out of Xia Pi.
According to the display of the crystal ball, the two walked to the riverside outside the city gate, with green grass.
"Look, it's there!" Lu Xun shouted excitedly.
Mu Fengqing quickly covered his mouth: "Shut up! This is Dong Zhuo's territory!"
"What are you two doing sneakily there?" Sergeant Dong Zhuo, who was guarding the door, asked when he heard Lu Xun's voice.
"I didn't do anything." Mu Fengqing picked up the Wenwang Gua sign and shook it, "I just picked up a piece of wood as a torch."
"Fuck! You don't have to pay burning tax to pick up wood! Get the money quickly!" The soldier saw that there was oil and water to catch, and rushed toward this side.
Mu Fengqing tilted her head and asked Lu Xun: "Why are there any burning taxes in this era?"
Lu Xun took the opportunity to complain: "There are so many levies and miscellaneous taxes these days. Dong Zhuo's bastard is also levied atmospheric emissions tax because the people exhaled carbon dioxide!"
"No, right?" Mu Fengqing was shocked.
"Just yes! Young Master Qing, what should I do now?" Lu Xun saw the two soldiers and immediately surrounded him.
"Quick..." Before Mu Fengqing could say the word "run" in her mouth, Lu Xun had already run 30 meters like the wind.
I'll do it! If I had known Lu Xun's speed, I would have reminded him to have an eggplant! Mu Fengqing took the King of Wen's hexagram and ran towards Lu Xun quickly.
When soldier Dong Zhuo saw the fat meat running fast, he panted and said in frustration: "Damn, these two bastards are not human."
Mu Fengqing ran forward desperately, but unexpectedly bumped into someone.
The man cursed and said, "Well? Where did the bastard come from? It's very dangerous to wander around in the wild, leave quickly."
Mu Fengqing looked carefully and saw that the person looked like he was wearing a bronze holy garment, with a big beard and an explosive head, but he had a golden hoop worn by Sun Wukong in "A Chinese Odyssey"!!!
Mu Fengqing couldn't help but shouted: "Supreme Treasure?"
Chapter completed!