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Chapter 73: Ancestor Bodhi

Buddhist bead directed Mu Fengqing and said, "If you ask you to go, you can go, you don't have to talk. You have to stand there and leave the rest to me."

When Mu Fengqing saw that the Buddhist bead seemed to be carried by an invisible fool, and she didn't know where this guy came from, so she had to walk to the talisman paper. Before he could open his mouth, the Buddhist bead had already started talking: "Are you happy?"

Fu Zhi was stunned and looked up and saw that it was Mu Fengqing (Damn, which part did they use to see Mu Fengqing?), and replied: "My surname is Fu."

Buddhist beads asked from behind Mu Fengqing again, "Are you satisfied?"

Fu Zhi paused, but did not realize that the Buddhist beads around him were gone. He honestly replied: "I am full of curse (full level curse)."

Mu Fengqing was a little dizzy. Why is the interview setup of Buddhist beads so similar to ccav? Could it be that it was bitten by a river crab and was recruited?

Buddhist beads continued to interview and said, "Why are you happy?"

Fu Zhi thought for a while and replied, "Because my father's surname is Fu."

Buddhist beads asked, "Why do you feel happy if your father is happy?"

Fuzhi was a little embarrassed. What are the SB problems in this tmd? After a pause, I saw Mu Fengqing having a nose and eyes, and answered honestly: "Because... I am my biological child!"

Uh! This answer is so weak! Mu Fengqing showed sympathy on her embarrassing ground.

Fu Zhi cried with a "wow": "You are too bullying Fu Zhi."

But the Buddhist beads smiled with satisfaction.

When Mu Fengqing heard its sinister laughter, she immediately turned around and asked, "You are so embarrassed to laugh? I asked Fuzhi what your mentality was when I cried?"

The Buddhist bead was asked about the pain by Mu Fengqing, and his mood suddenly became dim: "Although Fuzhi cried, I lost."

When Mu Fengqing heard the Buddhist beads’ words had a mystery, she asked strangely: “Why did you lose?”

The Buddhist bead replied depressedly: "It is a talisman paper, this is the Tianshi acupoint, which belongs to Taoism. It is staying in his home. But I am a Buddhist bead, a Buddhist product. I stay in this Taoist place. My father doesn't love the stepmother doesn't love it, so I lost."

Mu Fengqing suddenly realized and said, "Yes, you are a Buddhist magic weapon, why did you run into the Taoist territory to go wild?"

The Buddhist beads suddenly disappeared, and a voice came from a place more than one person in the air: "Hmph, do you think I am really a Buddhist bead?"

Mu Fengqing felt that she was speechless and quickly apologized: "I knew you were not a Buddhist bead, sir. Don't scare me, I'm not very good at heart, let's show up!"

The Buddhist beads fell to the ground again, and gradually grew in size, but their shape became more and more bodhi, and finally turned into a monk!!

"Bo...punch your mother?" Mu Fengqing said in surprise.

"Punish you~~my mother!" Bodhi Patriarch said angrily.

"Yes, yes. Bodhi Patriarch!" Mu Fengqing hurriedly corrected, "What's the wind blowing you here?"

Bodhi Patriarch said, "I am here to collect this bluestone slab!"

Mu Fengqing looked at the bluestone slab standing at the door and asked, "What does this bluestone slab have to do with you?"

Bodhi Patriarch suddenly became weak: "Didn't this bluestone slab bully you, and press you under him?"

"You've just gotten xxoo with the bluestone slab!" Mu Fengqing screamed in anger.

But the Bodhi Patriarch said: "No matter whether it is xxoo or not xxoo, it always presses you under you, right? It depends on the owner when beating a dog, right?"

Damn, what does he mean? Mu Fengqing secretly thought about it. He had to look at the owner when beating a dog. Is it hinting at the relationship between me and him? Mu Fengqing suddenly felt cold in her heart: This guy is Bodhi Patriarch. If I have anything to do with him, then I will be his disciple. Am I Sun Wukong? Damn! Isn’t this scientific?

Bodhi Patriarch said in a nagging manner: "The stupid disciple has not yet reincarnated, which has caused the teacher to work hard. He was pressed by the bluestone slab just now, and he was so wet when he saw him..."

I'm sorry!! Am I the TMD Supreme Treasure? Mu Fengqing quickly took off her soles to look at the soles of her feet, but fortunately there were no three moles on it.

Sister Guanyin's words suddenly rang in his ears: "The reason you haven't become Sun Wukong yet is because you haven't met someone who gave you three moles on the soles of your feet."

I'm going, have I really traveled to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"? Mu Fengqing was a little confused.

"Carter!!" With a word from the director, the lights around suddenly lit up. The crew members arranged the scene back and forth, and the Bodhi Patriarch quickly ate a sesame cake.

"Fuck!! Where is this?" Mu Fengqing shouted loudly.

The big mouse reminded Mu Fengqing, "Xiaoqing, our drama is not very rich in funds, so some scenes are used with other crews, so you understand?"

Mu Fengqing felt a little relieved and said excitedly: "Are we actually filming with "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"? Then can I go and sign a name with Athena Chu?"

The big mouse immediately poured Mu Fengqing a cold water: "Stop dreaming, "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" has long become a classic. We are filming the crew of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" in the mountain village "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

Before the big mouse finished speaking, Mu Fengqing was even more excited: "Shanshanzhai "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"? You stuttered when you talk. You were too excited to see the beauty, right? Gigi Leung is the heroine of "The Box of Yueguang"! Hurry up and take a photo with her?"

The big mouse grabbed Mu Fengqing and said, "Can you listen to me finish it? The Shanshan Village "The Fairy Lu Qiyuan" means the second copycat, which means the copycat "Yue Guang Treasure Box". The name of this play is actually called "Bodhi Patriarch".

"Damn, what is "Bodhi Patriarch"? Who is the starring actor?" Mu Fengqing was disappointed.

The big mouse said, "The financial situation of "Bodhi Patriarch" is similar to that of us, otherwise how could he rent a place with us? And they couldn't afford to invite celebrities to film, so the starring actor found a foot-snatching uncle who only had food rations."

Mu Fengqing's heart seemed to fall into the ice cave: "I'm sorry, uncle who snatched his feet?"

Big Mouse introduced: "The scenes of the two dramas are a little bit intersected with the actors, and you can give each other a free publicity, right?"

"Promote an eggplant! Promote us from "Uncle Picking the Foot"? Isn't that promoting it to the death?" Mu Fengqing squirted.

"It's not "Uncle Picking the Foot", it's "Bodhi Patriarch"." The big mouse corrected.

Mu Fengqing waved her hand and said, "What are the "Popular Mother" and "Bodhi Patriarch"? If you don't want to be too ugly, delete the crew as soon as possible!"

"Ekesh!" the director spoke.

The big mouse quickly told Mu Fengqing a few words: "Just click, it's good to take it out."

Bodhi Patriarch just finished eating the cake and was sitting on the ground picking his feet. After hearing the director shouting that filming started, he immediately stood up and recited the lines: "Bold bluestone slab! Look at me to eliminate the harm for the disciple today!"

Damn, you dare to be more authentic in your performance, you can pick your feet! Mu Fengqing was almost crying when she saw it.

Bodhi Patriarch waved the whisk in his hand and fell three black eggs from the whisk. Bodhi Patriarch picked up the eggs and said, "This is a perfect Bodhi. Let's see my Bodhi Patriarch come to fully burn their small universe!"

"Bodhi who cheated on my father! Those are obviously two dung balls, uncle!!" Mu Fengqing finally couldn't help but complain.

Bodhi Patriarch briefly said: "Killing Buddha (transliteration of Shut Up), dazed!" As he said that, he threw the three black Bodhis in his hand at the bluestone slab. As a result, one of them was stuck to his hand because they were too sticky. After the other two touched the bluestone slab, they stuck on the wall like poop, emitting a disgusting smell.

"Damn it!! This is too disgusting!!" Mu Fengqing's worldview has been destroyed.

In order to cover up, the Bodhi Patriarch stuffed the egg in his hand into his mouth and praised: "What a delicious Bodhi." After that, he stuffed his fingers into his mouth and sucked it, making a sound of tsk.

Before Mu Fengqing could react, the bluestone slab had fallen to the ground and made a cold voice that was not human: "Vomit~~~~~~"

Mu Fengqing looked at the bluestone slab blankly, thinking that this was the real and heavy taste! However, he saw a familiar figure from behind the bluestone slab. At this time, the bluestone slab and the Bodhi Patriarch flashed and disappeared, and the Buddhist beads on the hand of Bodhi Patriarch also returned to the table.

Mu Fengqing asked, "Huh, who?"

A Mu Fengqing walked in from outside the door!!!

Mu Fengqing, who was behind, was also surprised when she saw Mu Fengqing in the secret room and asked, "Who are you? Why... she looks exactly like me?"

The big man who snatched his feet said bravely: "I'm going to ask you, who are you!"

"Damn, who is the big guy who sniffs? Don't disgusting people, okay?" Mu Fengqing complained to the big mouse.

The big mouse explained: "This is to show the difference between the two Mu Fengqing!"

Mu Fengqing said angrily: "One is Mu Fengqing who comes in behind, and the other is Mu Fengqing, the big man who snatches his feet. Do you dare to be more evil in your heart, right?"

The big mouse covered up and said, "Everyone is waiting to look down, don't complain, just do this first!"

Mu Fengqing, who was behind, was a little annoyed and pointed at the man who was snatching his feet and said, "Damn it, why do you pretend to be me?"

Mu Fengqing, the man who was picking his feet, was also angry, so angry that he couldn't help but snatch his feet, but he finally calmed down and shouted analytically: "A thief called to catch a thief! I came here to solve the danger of zombies! What's the benefit of you pretending to be me here!?"

Mu Fengqing, who was behind, said in a strong voice: "Hey, don't rob me of what you said!"

Mu Fengqing, the big man who snatched his feet, finally couldn't help it and said, "What you said to me is not right! Look at me forcing you to show your true face!"

The battle begins

Two identical Mu Fengqing stood on the Bagua Stone in the center of the secret room with a knife in her hands. One said, "Stop installing it, uninstall it quickly!"

Another said: "Why haven't you gone to die yet? What good people are you here to be called?"

Mu Fengqing was so angry that she took the Xiaoyue Sword that had been released soon after, and cut off like Mu Fengqing. She used a move of Huan Orange to mess up and humiliate him, but she didn't expect Mu Fengqing to die.

The battle ends

Mu Fengqing, who was hit by the knife, shouted in pain: "Damn it, I didn't expect that I would die here. I still want to return to my own era..." Before he finished speaking, he flashed like the three immortals in Taoyuan and disappeared after a few flashes.

Mu Fengqing, who was holding the knife, also said in a daze: "What's going on? That person looks like me. He also said that he also wants to go back to his own era, and I feel like I have killed myself..."

Mu Fengqing suddenly felt infinite chill in her heart and said in horror: "Is he me? Then... who am I?"
Chapter completed!
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