Chapter 69: Colorful Yunnan
Running out of Chengdu, Sun Shangxiang asked strangely: "What are you running, Brother Qing?"
Mu Fengqing explained: "That little wooden man was a side-minded person made by Zhuge Liang, and his mechanism is deep."
"I only heard that Zhuge Liang is powerful, but I didn't expect him to be so powerful." Sun Shangxiang sighed.
Mu Fengqing suggested: "Can we go to Yunnan to have fun?"
"What's fun in Yunnan?"
"Colorful Yunnan!" Mu Fengqing said incessantly, "It is said that when Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo for the first time, colorful auspicious clouds suddenly appeared in the sky. Zhuge Liang thought it was God's hint: You must get Meng Huo seven times to truly conquer the hearts of the people here. Therefore, the origin of Colorful Yunnan is also Lijiang and Dali. The scenery is very different from the Central Plains."
Seeing Mu Fengqing’s introduction gorgeously, Sun Shangxiang nodded happily and said, “Okay, okay, let’s go to Yunnan.”
Yunnan is not far from Chengdu. Mu Fengqing brought the ring of nothingness and led Sun Shangxiang to the south from Chengdu, traveling all the way to the mountains and rivers. She came for a seven-day self-guided tour, which was so fun.
Finally, they passed through the rich woods in the valley and finally found a primitive village in the Southern Barbarians.
Before we even arrived at the entrance of the village, we heard someone shouting: "Down with the people of the Central Plains! Long live the Southern Barbarians! Long live the king!"
"That's right, so the time to win the Central Plains has arrived! Hahaha!"
Mu Fengqing led Sun Shangxiang to walk over carefully and saw three skinny men wearing fish-patterned brasses, bald eagle hook nose and earrings, raising their arms around a fat man and shouting. The fat man turned his back to the entrance of the village, leaving Mu Fengqing with a big fat butt as if he was stuffed with a sponge mat. His hair was lush and his shaped like a wolftail grass, and his thick arms were really strong.
Mu Fengqing faced the natives and politely stepped forward to say hello: "May I ask..."
"Do you, the original invaders in the Middle Kingdom, want to invade our territory again?" Hearing the accent from other places, the fat man replied before he turned around.
When he turned around, Mu Fengqing saw his true face clearly. He was a big beard with bright round eyes and a silver bird-headed helmet on his head. His big belly was too fat and lost his waist, so his pants were too high and it felt very funny. Therefore, the purple jacket obviously could not cover his exposed belly.
Those three skinny and fleshy flesh were wrong. The skinny and thin man echoed: "Invader!"
"Bad!"
"Bad guy!"
I didn't understand what he was talking about at all? Mu Fengqing was confused.
The fat man in purple shouted foolishly: "I will fight against you on behalf of the people of our tribe today!"
"The king is wise!"
"Kill them!"
The skinny and thin people came to kill them as they said.
Mu Fengqing complained: "Damn it! I started fighting like this? I haven't said a word yet!"
The battle begins
This map is very big. Since it is equipped with the Impermanence Ring, Sun Shangxiang has two timings available at the beginning. She used two timings to shoot a skinny flesh to death, and was shocked: "What are these southern barbarians so powerful?"
Mu Fengqing didn't dare to be careless and rushed forward with a gun and ran to the fat man in purple for a hundred miles.
The fat man in purple lost his action sequence and could not act in this round. The other four skinny flesh were still far away from Mu Fengqing and Sun Shangxiang, so he moved here.
Round 2
Seeing that the number of enemies was slightly large, Mu Fengqing said dissatisfiedly: "Are you wrong? Just now, there were only three skinny flesh talking, so why did there be two more when fighting?"
The fat man in purple said proudly: "This is the secret technique of the Southern Barbarians - all plants and trees are soldiers!"
Mu Fengqing was annoyed: "Damn it's not like this to use both plants and trees? And it should be an idiom from the Central Plains, right? How can you use it as a secret technique of the Southern Barbarians?"
"Shut up, the barbarian of the Central Plains! Go home and read more books and knowledge!" said the fat man in purple seriously.
Mu Fengqing became angry: "I'll read more books when I go home? You should read, fat man?"
"Shut up, Brother Qing! It's all Shanghai people do when talking and fighting, look at me!" Sun Shangxiang said.
The fat man in purple mocked Mu Fengqing and said, "Hahaha, you little dried radish, even your own people told you to shut up!"
Before Mu Fengqing could speak, Sun Shangxiang had already shot three arrows at the fat man in purple, but only shot 8 drops of blood!!
"It doesn't hurt or itch!" said the fat man in purple proudly, "You little girl has no strength!"
"Shut up!" Mu Fengqing took the gun and rushed to the fat man in purple with another move. A 121 appeared on the fat man in purple.
"It's so despicable to always knock out other people's timing!" The fat man in purple was restrained and depressed, but his speed was fast, and he hit Mu Fengqing with a hammer and a cross strip appeared on Mu Fengqing's head.
"Damn, what's this?" Mu Fengqing asked uneasily.
Tour guide Cangming came out in time to answer questions and said, "This symbol represents the seal state, the master. In the seal state, no spells cannot be used, and internal energy and life are reduced by 10 per turn. However, the seals among our personnel do not lose blood or internal energy, but they just cannot use immortal arts, alchemy and extraordinary skills."
"Hahaha! It's such a fool to use the Demon-Siege Strike to me!" Mu Fengqing said proudly, "I'm not using spells, but martial arts, fat man! Your move is purely blind."
"..." The fat man in purple has a cup.
The other 4 skinny flesh continued to move towards this side.
Round 3
Mu Fengqing scored two dragons and ran for a hundred miles and lost her internal strength. She quickly ate a piece of meat to restore her internal strength.
The fat man in purple looked at it and scolded, "Damn it!! Eat meat pieces!! Do you think you are Luffy?"
Mu Fengqing recovered her internal strength and teased the fat man and said, "Even Luffy, you know, it seems that you are not an ordinary fat man?"
The fat man in purple lost his timing and could not act, so he had to shout to his own people: "You idiots are here yet!"
"King, in order to prevent the invasion of the northern barbarians, we deliberately made such a large map defense. As a result, we did not defend against the enemy, and first defended ourselves!" A skinny flesh said as we moved here.
"Yes, yes." The other three skinny flesh lined up to join here.
Seeing that the fat man in purple was thick in blood, Sun Shangxiang was very careful and it was useless to hit him. The skinny and flesh did not enter her attack range, so she simply repaired her nails.
Round 4
Mu Fengqing laughed and said, "Hahaha, which idiot made this broken defense map!"
The fat man in purple blushed and said, "It's not the defensive map I made, I just need to train the team."
"This team is more useless!" Mu Fengqing pointed to the three skinny flesh standing in a row and said, "Isn't this asking for abuse?" Mu Fengqing used a move to run a hundred miles with satisfaction, and instantly sent the three of them.
The fat man in purple was extremely depressed and in distracted, he launched another demon-sealing attack on Mu Fengqing.
Mu Fengqing smiled again and said, "Are you crazy? I just said that the Demon-Slaying Strike is useless to me. You are still doing this, fat man?"
The fat man in purple had a short mouth and said, "If you insist on calling me fat man, please don't add the word "dea" in front of it."
After hearing this, Mu Fengqing even began to sympathize with the fat man in purple: "I said fat man, you can't just have this magic strike, right?"
The fat man in purple stopped talking.
The last skinny flesh leaned over here. Sun Shangxiang was still calm and manicured with her nails.
Round 5
Mu Fengqing decisively ran to the fat man in purple clothes for a hundred miles. The fat man in purple clothes ended his stupid and brief battle and died.
Sun Shangxiang also raised an arrow and shot the last skinny flesh to death.
The battle ends
Sun Shangxiang upgraded. Cangming peeled 624 taels of silver.
"Hmph, you invaders have good martial arts! I respect the warriors, and I will spare you this time." The fat man in purple said viciously, "Next time I'll be hit by you, you must have your corpses piled up into mountains and blood flowed into rivers! Let's go!"
"Master Yingming, let's run away quickly! No, let's let them go!" The skinny and semen followed the trend.
I'll take a break, these goods are really strong inside. Mu Fengqing felt embarrassed and murmured: "Wow! I'm beaten like that and can still say that kind of trash talk. This person is really a rogue."
"Humility makes people progress, pride makes people fall behind." Sun Shangxiang actually recited the text.
Mu Fengqing looked at Sun Shangxiang and said, "Wow, the girl said it well!"
There is a archway at the entrance of Nanman Village, with a cracked carnivorous sheep skull hanging on it, which is quite white. Most of the buildings in the village are semicircular corridor structures, with wooden roofs and thatched, and brick and stone walls. On the pillars in the middle of the corridor, there is also a planar totem similar to the carnivorous sheep skull hanging on it.
Sun Shangxiang suddenly took Mu Fengqing's arm and asked timidly: "Brother Qing, what is that? It's so terrible!"
It turned out that there was a high cross standing beside the stairs of the corridor, coiled around by a green vine plant. There was also a skull on the human face hanging at the intersection of the cross, and the hollow eye sockets made people feel goosebumps.
Mu Fengqing patted Sun Shangxiang's hand and said, "Don't be afraid, this skull belongs to the good man Jesus."
"Good man Jesus?"
Mu Fengqing introduced: "Jesus is a European. He died for more than 200 years and later became resurrected and founded Christianity. I heard that he was crucified before his death, so the cross is the symbol of Christianity."
"Then why do you have to wear a skeleton face? It's so terrible!" Although Sun Shangxiang was a little scared, she still looked at the skull with a broken brain.
Mu Fengqing explained: "Maybe Jesus starved to death, so he was so slim and skeleton face that he said he would not forget his roots."
"It's so weird, let's go somewhere else quickly." Sun Shangxiang said.
At this time, a child's painful cry came from a private room, which didn't sound like ordinary sadness. Mu Fengqing said to Sun Shangxiang: "The child was crying strangely, let's go in and take a look."
"good."
Two people entered this house.
The environment in the south is humid. When people build houses, they first raise the floors more than one person high, which is both moisture-proof and insect-proof. This is the case in this house. There are no beds on the floor in the house, two blankets are laid, and a blanket is hung on a rope to hang. It seems that the place where they sleep is like the tatami in Japan. There are not many other furniture in the house, or there is no furniture at all. A rice jar that is one meter square is the largest item in the house. There are several carpenter tools scattered on the ground, and even the god tablets on the wall are made of wood. It is estimated that this house is a carpenter's family.
Mu Fengqing saw the child carrying a schoolbag, smiled strangely, and said, "It's so sad, so cold."
Seeing his face flushed and hot, but his whole body was chilling, Mu Fengqing was wondering: What kind of strange disease is this?
"Cough cough cough... so cold and painful." The uncle in the room was also full of sorrow. He clenched his fist with his left hand, showing a very hardworking look. Mu Fengqing saw that he was wearing a hat on his head, but his clothes were a bit like a northerner. Fang Guo's face, I don't know if his eyebrows were too thick or too thin. In short, when he squinted his eyes, he felt that his eyebrows were so thick. The stubble on his chin looked like he had been ignored for a long time.
"Who... cough cough... who will save me?" The uncle begged to look at Mu Fengqing.
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Chapter completed!