Chapter 62 Nandou Immortal
While speaking, the two walked to the hillside. Sun Shangxiang looked at the natural stone table and chair and asked, "Who are the stone tables and chairs prepared for?"
Mu Fengqing led her around behind the stone chair, pointed to the engravings on it and said, "Is it prepared for Brother Zhongmou?"
"Zhongmou won't come here to sit here." Sun Shangxiang said sadly, "Since my brother Bofu died of illness, Zhongmou has hated all kinds of ghost immortals to death, and he will never come here to sit here to sit like this strange thing."
"Sao Rui." Mu Fengqing remembered that Sun Ce died at Yu Ji's hands and said comfortably, "Everyone has his own destiny, and it is impossible to force it."
Zhongshan is facing the Yangtze River in the north, and the leaves on the mountain are lush. When you climb high and look far, your mind will be open. The mood of the two of them will melt into this scenic scroll for a while. Unconsciously, they will walk to the spring water again. Sun Shangxiang jumped over and wanted to drink: "Oh, there is mountain spring water, I'm so thirsty."
Mu Fengqing grabbed Sun Shangxiang and said, "Don't drink it, silly girl. This is water that will give birth to a fetus after drinking it."
Sun Shangxiang blushed when she heard this: "Hate~"
Mu Fengqing said: "I'm not kidding. Last time Ma Liang drank the water, he almost gave birth to a baby!"
"real?"
"Of course it's true. There is good water in the hole in front, so go there to drink it!" Mu Fengqing said.
Mu Fengqing led Sun Shangxiang into the cave and guided her to drink sweet mountain spring water.
When the Beidou Immortal saw Mu Fengqing, he immediately walked over and said, "Sima Xiangru, I have something I want to ask you."
"Immortal, please tell me." Mu Fengqing said first and then the soldiers.
Beidou Xianren asked: "Before you came to the grotto, have you ever seen the stone chairs and stone benches on the mountain roadside?"
Mu Fengqing immediately complained: "I have only seen lustful spiders."
"That kind of small things is a scheming thing." Beidou Immortal said unhurriedly, "At least I have provided you with a place to practice. You can't help me."
Mu Fengqing thought about it, so she had to respond: "I have seen it. It's sparsely populated here, I don't know who it was prepared for?"
The Beidou Immortal replied: "Actually, that is where my immortal friend Nandou Immortal said it."
"Nandou Immortal? There are actually two immortals on a mountain at the same time?" Mu Fengqing said maliciously.
The Beidou Immortal asked naively: "Aren't there three fools in Taoyuan Township?"
Mu Fengqing snorted and said, "It's not easy for three people to do, but only two people practice on the same mountain. Isn't it impossible to explain even if you attack and suffer!"
"Damn! You're too xe!" The Beidou Immortal was also angry.
Mu Fengqing said proudly: "Who made me an ordinary person? There are not many emotions or six desires."
"Where is the kind of bachelor's love you mentioned in the seven emotions and six desires?" The Beidou Immortal said with all his might.
"I'm just an example, why do you have to be serious?" Mu Fengqing said obediently after getting a bargain.
The Beidou Immortal looked at him impatiently and continued, "I and Nandou Immortal have been meditating here for hundreds of years. I was bored and took a few stone spirits as disciples, taught them the principles of immortals and law, and spared time. However, these stone spirits were too naughty and had practiced some Taoism, so they went down to the earth without authorization. The Nandou Immortal Immortal also chased down to the earth and said that I wanted to find the stone spirits back."
"You two are not much better than the three fools in Taoyuan Township, and you will cause trouble." Mu Fengqing said with pleasure.
The Beidou Immortal was powerless to refute, so she had to say: "I think you travel all over the place. Maybe you can help me find these four stone spirits and get the Nandou Immortal back to Zhongshan."
When Mu Fengqing heard this, she immediately realized something was wrong: "If it was just responsible for searching, it would be easy. But I wouldn't have to subdue them."
"No, no. Now you have a certain foundation. As long as you find the four stone spirits, they will not dare to make trouble for you. These stone spirits usually turn into stone lions, stone lamps and other items, hidden in the world. You can take this stack of "Five Thunder Stone Talismans" first." The Beidou Immortal said as he took out a pile of talisman paper, "As long as you find them and paste the talisman seal on them, they are afraid that the five thunders will hit the top and will definitely go back to Zhongshan to ask me to remove the talisman seal."
Mu Fengqing took it and looked through it. She found that there were a lot of talisman papers and joked: "Anyway, just stick one piece when you see something made of stones? But why does this talisman paper look like toilet paper?"
The Beidou Immortal was still stating the task and replied casually: "It's right to say this,"
"It's right to say this?" Mu Fengqing shouted, and Sun Shangxiang couldn't help laughing when she heard it.
"No, no." Beidou Xianren found that his conversation was interrupted and said dissatisfied, "Can you say a few less words? Where do you come from young people with so much nonsense?"
"Yes, yes, yes." Mu Fengqing quickly put away the talisman paper.
The Beidou Immortal continued: "Just find the four stone spirits, then find the Nandou Immortal, and tell him that the stone spirit has returned, he will come back to Zhongshan. I should have done this by myself, but if I leave here, no one will guard Zhongshan. I am afraid that the rare immortal residence will be destroyed by demons, so I have to ask you to look for it first."
Mu Fengqing thought for a while and asked, "But I haven't seen the Nandou Immortal at all, how do I find it?"
"The Nandou is born, and the Beidou is controlled by death. I am an old man, and he is the youngest son." The Beidou Immortal explained, "He is lively and naughty by nature. Although he had to find the stone spirit when he came down to earth, he had been looking for it for so long but there was no news. He must have been playing crazy in the mortal world."
"Actually, he is a slut!" Mu Fengqing couldn't help but say, "What if he finds him and doesn't come back to cheat?"
The Beidou Immortal actually said: "A gangster also has the dignity of a gangster. As long as you find the stone spirit and ask him to go back to Zhongshan, there is no reason why he won't come back. However, he will play around and the sea of people is vast. It is not easy to find him. Just be careful and don't delay major issues."
"Okay, I understand." Mu Fengqing replied. He suddenly saw an object similar to a stone spirit on the stone wall behind the Beidou Immortal, so he walked over and took out a Five Thunder Stone Talisman and pasted it on it.
"Damn it!! Which bastard has put the toilet paper on my face!" The object actually started to scream. He was not very big, but his voice was quite small.
Mu Fengqing hurriedly hid behind the Beidou Immortal and said, "This is a stone spirit! Look how arrogant it is!! Is your Five Thunder Stone Breaking Talisman not useful at all?"
The Beidou Immortal smiled and said, "This is a stone cicada, an extremely rare tomato. He has lived in rocks for many years and drank mountain springs in the stones to make a living, which is very difficult to find."
"Stone Cicada? And this guy?" Mu Fengqing had never heard of it.
The stone cicada actually started to attack: "The uncle and the stone monkey in Huaguo Mountain are of the same attribute. They are both masters who transcend life and death beyond ten categories? How can they be humiliated by you ordinary people?"
The Beidou Immortal counted his fingers and said to the stone cricket: "Stone cricket, your immortal fate is over here. You need to go with this young master Xiangru. Your destiny is here."
"I don't, I want it..." Shi Cicada climbed up quickly on the wall.
The Beidou Immortal waved the dust and held the stone cicada in his hand and handed it to Mu Fengqing, but Mu Fengqing didn't dare to answer it.
The Beidou Immortal smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? It's dead!"
"Hang?" Mu Fengqing was shocked.
The Beidou Immortal said proudly: "Don't you know I am in charge of death?"
Mu Fengqing asked, "Isn't it an immortal master outside of the ten categories?"
"Do you believe this?" The Beidou Immortal held back the laughter and said, "You are so funny."
"Damn! I thought you all raised in the fairyland are genuine, but I didn't expect that there would be such a blind bag!" Mu Fengqing took the stone cicada and threw it into the Qiankun bag, "Let's go!"
"No!" said the Beidou Immortal.
After leaving the fairy cave, Sun Shangxiang said lightly and seriously: "Brother Qing, this Zhongshan is just like this. But that weird old man is reasonable!"
Mu Fengqing quickly covered her mouth and said, "Black old man? Be careful to lose his life, girl. That's the weird old man in charge of death!"
"Look, didn't you say that too?" Sun Shangxiang pointed at Mu Fengqing and said.
"I said it's not for you?" Mu Fengqing quickly exonerated, "I would rather live ten years less than you live one year less."
"real?"
"Of course, Princess Xiangxiang is noble and gorgeous. Your finger is more valuable than me. I am willing..." Mu Fengqing said slanderous words for nearly two minutes.
"Vomit~" A spider patrolling the mountain stood up from the flowers and plants and couldn't help but vomit, and while spitting, he took notes to remember Mu Fengqing's words.
"Fuck! You don't have to be so dedicated to monitors, stupid? You're spitting out shit!" Mu Fengqing found that she had not yet walked out of the Immortal's monitoring range and roared angrily, but after he calmly reflected on himself, "Are I that disgusting?"
"Absolutely!" Another spider patrolling the mountain stood up from the grass and vomited wildly.
Mu Fengqing said innocently: "Is Princess Xiangxiang's hands not luxurious enough to make the sun lose its luster?"
"Vomit~" the flowers and plants next to them immediately spitted all over the ground.
It’s not enough! Can flowers and plants vomit? What kind of things did this old man Beidou have raised on the mountain? Mu Fengqing quickly took out the "Mountains and Rivers Map" and pointed to Yecheng. The white fog surrounded them. This time, there was no exciting scene like a thousand feet deep in the fog, because even the "Mountains and Rivers Map" was vomited.
"Damn! Even the "Mountain, River, and Country Map" was vomited. How did you ask me to put it in the Qiankun bag?" Mu Fengqing protested.
"Wash." The big mouse said lightly.
"Wash?" Mu Fengqing was about to continue protesting, but looked at the big mouse and said, "Damn it! Why did you vomit even?? This is all written by you!! I want to play with my father to death!!"
With a big mouse stroked his pen, Mu Fengqing and Sun Shangxiang had already arrived at the streets of Yecheng, and the "Mountain and Rivers Map" became clean.
Mu Fengqing put away the "Mountains and Rivers Map" that was cheated by a big mouse and led Sun Shangxiang to the bookstore in Yecheng.
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Chapter completed!