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The 40th Chapter Smoke Emperor God Religion

Sun Shangxiang pointed at Guan Yu's father and smiled, "Hahaha, isn't this the sky-dao early cloud? Why did the hair turn so white?"

"The way of heaven is early?" Guan Yu's mother looked at Guan Yu's father and smiled secretly.

Guan Yu's father wanted to cry depressedly.

Mu Fengqing quickly said to Sun Shangxiang: "Come on, Xiangmei, this is what Guan Yu's father said."

Sun Shangxiang held back her laughter and whispered: "His hair is too similar to Tiandao Zaoyun's."

Mu Fengqing suddenly asked, "Do you know Tiandao Zaoyun?"

Sun Shangxiang said: "Before I went to the Changsha Hotel, I accidentally fell into the river when I passed by the Yangtze River. I didn't know why I arrived at a place where indiscriminate fighting was held. Tiandao Zaoyun was the referee of the competition, so I recognized it."

Damn, do you dare to twist this time and space a little more? Mu Fengqing thought to herself.

Sun Shangxiang suddenly pointed to a wooden basin in the room and said, "Look, Brother Qing, there are hairs growing in this wooden basin!"

Mu Fengqing looked at the wooden basin and almost cried: "This is not hairy, it's a girl. She's obviously just leeks!"

"How can leeks grow in the wooden basin? Don't they all grow hair when they are moldy?" Sun Shangxiang asked.

Guan Yu's mother sighed and said, "The one in this pot is licorice for wine, kids."

"Licorice used to soak in wine? Why is it so long?" Mu Fengqing shouted.

"One minute is longer, another minute is stronger." Guan Yu's father was suddenly possessed by the soul of Tiandao Zaoyun, which scared the two children very much.

Guan Yu's mother said kindly: "If you are hungry, you can eat steamed buns in the steamer. The steamed buns that my son ravaged are so energetic, and they are chewy."

Damn, what is a ravaged steamed bun! Mu Fengqing saw that there was no fire in the stove, and the firewood was only piled beside him, and couldn't help but ask: "There is no fire in the stove, how do steam the steamed buns?"

Guan Yu's mother said: "My son steams a basket of steamed buns at the market every day and then starts selling them."

Guan Yu's father laughed with a dark face: "Is this child actually a fool?"

Idiot? Well, if you don't shake your face, you won't know what colour is! Mu Fengqing is going to kick Guan Yu's father away, his feet flew out in an instant. When he was about to touch Guan Yu's father, he hesitated for a moment: I'll go, this guy is Guan Yu's father. If you kick something three long and two short, Guan Yu wouldn't have to slash me with one knife! Thinking of this, Mu Fengqing twisted his left foot on the ground and changed the direction of his right leg in the air. Unexpectedly, a scarecrow on the side of the stove tilted down, and just hit Mu Fengqing's outstretched leg. Mu Fengqing covered her legs in pain and fell to the ground.

Seeing the scarecrow tilted, Guan Yu's parents quickly knelt down: "The leader of the Chicken Sect is merciful!"

The leader of the Chicken Sect? Mu Fengqing felt distressed. It turned out that this scarecrow fell down deliberately when she saw that Guan Yu’s father was in danger!

At this time, the curtains hanging on the windowsill swayed with the wind, making a sound of chickens crowing. It was said that they were curtains, but in fact they were just two thick hemp ropes tied with three pieces of wood.

Guan Yu's parents prayed again and said, "The leader of the Chicken Sect appears, and the great blessings are all the same."

The scarecrow scattered on the ground returned to its original state like a rewind without warning, and stood by the stove again. Moreover, its head was not as good as a human head. It was actually pure and just a chicken head shape. Damn, this chicken school is too amazing! Mu Fengqing was quite scared.

Sun Shangxiang asked naively: "Mother-in-law, why do you learn to crow at the window of your house?"

Guan Yu's mother had finished praying for blessings and stood up and replied, "Child, have you seen the wind chime on the window?"

Mu Fengqing turned her head to look at the so-called wind chime, and couldn't help but complain: "Your wind chime is so big!"

Guan Yu's mother patiently explained: "At first, I thought it was a curtain..."

"He is just a curtain!" Mu Fengqing said angrily.

Sun Shangxiang pulled Mu Fengqing in anger and said, "Listen to her, Brother Qing."

Guan Yu's mother nodded at Sun Shangxiang and continued, "Later we went to Guandi Temple to worship the leader of the Chicken Sect, and the curtains began to learn how the chicken cried. We were afraid that it would be tricked by the ghosts, so we went to see the Taoist priest. After reading it, the Taoist priest said, "Not every curtain is called a wind chime. Your wind chime has become a holy weapon of the Chicken Sect. The wind chime is its Dharma name, so you must not call it randomly." From then on, all neighbors and eight houses came to our house to worship the holy objects of the Chicken Sect."

Guan Yu's father also said: "This wind chime can not only shock evil spirits, but also prevent theft, stealing and dog bites."

Mu Fengqing's leg pain gradually faded, and she stood up and asked: "Shocking evil spirits, preventing theft and stealing is nothing more than its holy weapon attributes and chicken crows. How is this method to prevent dog bites?"

Guan Yu's father said in a show-off: "You try pretending to be a dog."

Mu Fengqing shook her head: "I won't pretend."

"How can I explain to you if you don't pretend to be a dog?" Guan Yu's father said persistently.

Mu Fengqing continued to shake her head: "No matter how you explain it, I just don't pretend anyway."

But Sun Shangxiang took Mu Fengqing's hand and said, "Brother Qing pretended to be a dog and had fun!"

Mu Fengqing couldn't resist Sun Shangxiang's request, so she had to squat on the ground to pretend to be a dog. Guan Yu's father directed him and said, "Now you go outside and pretend to break in!"

Mu Fengqing had no choice but to jump in from outside like a dog. Guan Yu's father ordered: "Bar twice!"

Mu Fengqing looked at Sun Shangxiang, hesitated for a moment, and called out: "Wang, Wang~"

Guan Yu's mother put her hand to her mouth and made a trumpet-shaped voice and shouted, "The dog is here~~!"

Guan Yu's father rushed to the bed, removed two wooden squares from the two hemp ropes of the wind chime, and stared at Mu Fengqing with a fierce look.

Damn, this is also called preventing dog bites! Mu Fengqing stared at Guan Yu's father awkwardly, and his expression seemed to be hit by Sun Wukong's immobilization curse with a little contempt.

Sun Shangxiang walked over and pointed Mu Fengqing with her toes: "Is Brother Qing swollen?"

Mu Fengqing stood up and patted the gray on her body and said, "What kind of thing is this to prevent dog bites? It's better to bend down and scare the dog away!"

But Guan Yu's father said: "Isn't it a super nemesis that prevents dog bites when closing the door and hitting dogs?"

I'm going, and I'm still a super nemesis. It seems that this guy is very ill. Mu Fengqing said helplessly: "Since Brother Guan is not at home, Xiaosheng will say goodbye first."

Facing Mu Fengqing's ignorance, Guan Yu's father ignored his departure. Instead, Guan Yu's mother said politely: "Come to our house to have fun when you have time!"

Mu Fengqing and Sun Shangxiang came out of Guan Yu's house and walked out of the city.

Sun Shangxiang asked, "Brother Qing, since this Chicken Sect is so amazing, how could it still succumb to the Yan Emperor Sect?"

Mu Fengqing explained: "As the leader of the northern sects in the Central Plains, the Yan Emperor Cult is naturally rich in flags and shade. Each branch of the sects below has its own unique skills. Twin sects like the Chicken Sect are just a backbone of the Yan Emperor Cult."

"What is the twin sect?"

"The twin sect is two branches like the Chicken Sect and the Dog Sect. Originally, the two small branches mean the meaning of chicken crowing and dog stealing, so the relationship is closer than other branches."

"There are also dog sects, haha." Sun Shangxiang smiled, "I think it's just like this that the branch of the chicken sect and dog sect, and the Yan Emperor Sect is not much stronger."

"It is great to have tolerance in the Yan Emperor's Sect, and its future is limitless." Mu Fengqing said.

Sun Shangxiang asked, "So who is the leader of the Southern Sect?"

"Of course it's Brother Chun who teaches you!"

"Wow, Brother Chun? It sounds very strong." Sun Shangxiang said with a blink of an eye.

Mu Feng said seriously: "It's just that there is still a lot of controversy in the Chun Ge Cult, otherwise the First Cult of Central Plains is it."

"What a dispute?"

"Because they always say that Brother Chun is a woman."

"Does Brother Chun look like a girl?" Sun Shangxiang asked.

Mu Fengqing smiled and said the basic teachings of Brother Chun’s teachings: “Brother Chun is a pure man, a real man with iron blood! How can he look like a girl?”

Speaking of Dian Wei, Gan Ning and Huang Zhong were still chewing steamed buns at Guan Yu’s steamed bun stall, but there was a person next to him - Zhuge Liang.

After Zhuge Liang ran all the way from Huashan to Jieliang, he immediately found a place to hide it. After Mu Fengqing walked deeper into Jieliang City, he came out to eat steamed buns with everyone. Zhuge Liang did not have the reserve of a Confucian scholar in terms of food, and he swept his arms and swallowed steamed buns wildly. In terms of his courage to eat steamed buns, he was never inferior to any military general.

Mu Fengqing came out of the city and saw Zhuge Liang. When the enemy met, they were extremely jealous. They walked over and were about to take action, but suddenly felt a cold feeling. When they looked back, they were Guan Yu's majestic gaze.

Guan Yu said to Mu Fengqing: "No one is allowed to make trouble at my steamed bun stall."

Guan Yu's aura immediately blew Mu Fengqing's murderous aura away, and Mu Fengqing had no choice but to say: "That... a basket of steamed buns!"

Looking at the empty cages piled up on the tables of several people, Mu Fengqing took a breath: I'll go, these people are all at the level of a big eater.

Guan Yu brought a basket of steamed buns and said with a smile to Mu Fengqing: "Little brother, there is no father or son on the field. If you lose, you will be cowardly. I think Mr. Kong Ming has such a thin figure and can eat so much. You won't bend before the battle, right?"

Mu Fengqing swallowed and spitted, thinking, "Mutual buns are what I want; righteousness is what I want. Both cannot be obtained, so that they can give up steamed buns and achieve righteousness."

After hearing this, several generals immediately felt that Mu Feng Qingniu was 13 years older than the index. Zhuge Liang said, "Young Master Xiangru is knowledgeable and talented, but he does not know the truth of righteousness."

Mu Fengqing sneered: "What is the truth of righteousness?"

Zhuge Liang swallowed the steamed bun and said, "Meaning can be meaningful, very meaningful. Name can be named, very nameless. No name is the beginning of heaven and earth; name is the mother of all things. Always do not have it, want to observe its wonder; always exist, want to observe its consequences. These two are both named but different, and are called mysterious, mysterious and mysterious, and the door to all wonders."

When several generals heard Zhuge Liang's words, they had a few more lines than Mu Fengqing's, and immediately felt that Zhuge Liang's cow was 29 longer than the index.

Damn, this is purely a deception of the world and stealing reputation! Mu Fengqing cursed in her heart, completely forgetting that she did the same thing just now. He was unfavorable to argue, so he had to grab a steamed bun and eat it.

After a big meal of steamed buns, Guan Yu's daily turnover soared by 7 times. In addition to Mu Fengqing, several people ate more than a cage of steamed buns, and even Sun Shangxiang ate more than a dozen cages of steamed buns. Looking at Mu Fengqing's appetite less than a cage, everyone extended his middle finger to him with contempt: "Fight 5!"

Mu Fengqing was speechless and had to shout, "Let's go, we still have to hurry!"

Zhuge Liang said loudly, "Young Master Xiangru, you haven't paid for steamed buns yet."

Guan Yu said readily: "It's hard for me to find me, I'll treat you this time."

The second master is really a righteous man. Mu Fengqing bowed to Guan Yu and led everyone on the way.

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