Chapter 24: God Chinese Medicine
The manager's shout came from the bookstore at the gate of the city: "The warehouse is cleared at the end of the year! "Miao Gu Book" only sells 800 taels per book!"
Mu Fengqing passed by without any interest.
"The stock is cleared at the end of the year! "Miao Gu Shu" only sells 800 taels per book!" The store manager almost put the book on Mu Fengqing's face.
"If you don't buy, don't buy! Are you upset?" Mu Fengqing was in a very bad mood.
The store manager took the opportunity to introduce: "The Book of Miao Gu records various poisonous insects and corresponding solutions from the Miaojiang area. A book can improve your medical skills by 20, only selling 800 taels."
"I have the opportunity to buy good medicine in the pharmacy," said Di Cangming.
"Then... bring me 5 books!" Mu Fengqing took out the silver.
The store manager couldn't help but take out five "Miao Gu Books" for Mu Fengqing, and then quietly said to him: "In fact, there are instructions for using the "land collapse technique" here."
"There is still this function?" Mu Fengqing got a little surprise and immediately used a book called "Miao Gu Book". "Miao Gu Book" turned into a smoke in the air and disappeared. Mu Fengqing's medical skills increased by 20, and the skill tree on her arm immediately grew a branch of the earth-collapse technique.
"Worth it!" Mu Fengqing was happy and immediately squandered the remaining four "Miao Gu Books" to find new skills branches on her body.
"Are you stupid? The Land Cangming technique clearly has only one branch, so you still find an eggplant!" said Di Cangming.
But Mu Fengqing said: "Can these five landslides and falls into a great landslide with a damage value of 1,200?"
Stupid~Bit! Cangming gave Mu Fengqing a blank look and disappeared.
Mu Fengqing searched for a long time, but although she could not find the skill of the Great Land Crop Art, she found two lines of small characters where Sun Shangxiang shot: the horse was flying northwest, and the left and right curved the moon branch.
Great! The clue! Mu Fengqing quickly became happy, read these two sentences back and forth twice, and guessed: "It turns out that Xiangxiang went to the restaurant in Beihai."
"Hahaha, the poem clearly refers to the northwest, but the North Sea is in the northeast. The difference is a slight difference, and the difference between the two places is so far. Don't cry if you find the wrong one?" Analyst Di Cangming smiled.
But Mu Fengqing said with confidence: "Are you stupid? How can you have such a superficial analysis method in the northwest and northeast? The word "North" in the 'Horse Horse Flirting Flying Northwest' refers to the North Sea; and the word "Arc" in the 'Left and left curved arcs and upturned moon branch' refers to Sun Shangxiang."
The chaotic ghost Cangming asked, "The explanation of the word 'bei' is barely reasonable. How come the word 'ar' becomes Sun Shangxiang?"
Mu Fengqing said proudly: "Sun Shangxiang has a flower name called 'Bowing Ji'. There is a 'Bow' character in the character 'Arc'. The 'Bend' also represents Sun Shangxiang's exquisite curve. How can it not mean Sun Shangxiang?"
Cangming was speechless.
Mu Fengqing walked towards Beihai with confidence. On the way, she passed Xia Pi and suddenly thought of Xu Kang's message, so she temporarily turned to Xia Pi.
Xia Pi has not experienced the baptism of war, so no changes have happened. But Mu Fengqing met an acquaintance here again and said in surprise: "Mrs. Crystal! Why are you back to Xia Pi? Can't Xinye survive? "
Grandma Crystal was still strolling on the street leisurely: "Sinye has been robbing prisons, the government office has entered a red alert state. On the grounds of enhancing the safety of the city, it has imposed three times the tax on the people. tmd I was going to tell fortunes there and I had to pay money. Is there any reason? Later I thought about it. I used to leave Xia Pi because the soldiers used to blackmail me. Now I don’t tell fortunes to others and make money in Xia Pi, and they can’t blackmail me anymore. I am happy to be idle."
Mu Fengqing sympathized with Crystal Grandma and said, "Xinye has indeed become a new barbaric zf. But mother-in-law, you have zero income now, how can you solve your usual expenses?"
Grandma Shui Jing said proudly: "I am Grandma Shui Jing, it doesn't matter if I don't eat for a year."
Damn, Crystal Grandma has this function? Why does it sound like it is an extraordinary grain reserve? Mu Fengqing couldn't help but complain: "Crystal Grandma is always standing on the crystal ball, how can she look as ordinary as you?"
"It's actually so tiring to stand on the crystal ball." Crystal Grandma complained, "You want the crystal ball to be so timid. I'm so old, so there's no need to pay such a big price to pretend to be thirteen!"
Fuck, this reason is definitely evident. Mu Fengqing quickly said, "Okay, okay, don't complain to me, I'm not his father in Crystal Ball!"
"You kid speaks quite humorously." Grandma Crystal said happily.
Mu Fengqing sighed: "Humor does not mean happiness. I have been upset recently and I feel that there is no hope."
"Do you know why you are upset?" Grandma Crystal suddenly asked.
"This..." Mu Fengqing was embarrassed to express her attachment to Sun Shangxiang directly.
Grandma Crystal shouted: "You are cursed!"
"Curse?" Mu Fengqing was unexpectedly disturbed.
"You were shot by the curse arrow of love." Grandma Crystal added explanation to make things that were originally so resentful so beautiful.
"Oh." Mu Fengqing slapped her head and remembered that when she was shooting an arrow with Xiangxiang, she was hit by her curse and immediately sighed, "Axi, I thought I had shot Cupid's arrow, but I didn't expect that the curse arrow of love would be more effective."
But Grandma Crystal said: "Actually, Cupid's arrow is not unproductive, but you have dug your own grave!"
"Nani?"
"The love effect of Cupid's arrow lies in its uniqueness. You shoot out two Cupid's arrows. Both arrows must justify your reputation, negative negative and positive, so it becomes zero effect, and instead is the Curse Arrow with the supporting role status to take the lead."
So that's how it is. Mu Fengqing regretted it. When she thought of the terrible curse state on her body, she quickly said to Crystal Grandma: "Please get rid of it, mother-in-law."
Grandma Crystal smiled gently and said mysteriously: "Your liberation person is far away from the sky and near in front of you."
"So mysterious?" Mu Fengqing thought for a while. Could it be Xu Kang's wife? But she still asked cautiously, "Can it be you, mother-in-law?"
Grandma Crystal said, "Of course it's not me." After that, she pointed forward mischievously.
Mu Fengqing followed her prompt and sbbled the spot: It turned out that there was a medicine shop in Xia Pi. Mu Fengqing said to Crystal Grandma awkwardly: "Thank you, mother-in-law, I'll come when I go."
Grandma Crystal is just a smile.
Mu Fengqing raised her foot into the medicine shop. The old man selling medicine asked, "Young Master, do you want to buy medicine?"
"Well, I want to buy a medicine that can remove the curse state." Mu Fengqing looked around and said casually.
"This...no." The old man paused.
"No? Do you look for it again?" Mu Fengqing secretly calculated his medical skills. The initial value of 25 plus five 20s should be 125.
The old man still shook his head and said, "I really don't have this."
"I'll go, now I have quite a low level of medical skills. You can't keep anything from me!" Mu Fengqing said dissatisfied.
"Of course, I have long seen that the young master is a great pharmacist. I will definitely sell any rare medicinal materials to the young master. However, there is really no medicine to remove the curse state." The old man said regretfully.
"Isn't the medicine to remove the curse state a daily medicine?" Mu Fengqing asked.
“Yes, not.”
"Yes, no, no, what is it, right?" Mu Fengqing was anxious.
The old man explained: "I have heard of the state of cursing. Now the Five Dogs of Rice Cult is rampant everywhere, and the legend of cursing is endless. It seems that it should be a very popular disease. However, as a rigorous medical research, the existence of cursing has no basis for material dependence, so there is no cure."
"Fuck! Isn't the medicine shop just a place to spend money to treat diseases? Where can I get rid of diseases that cannot even be cured by medicine shops?" Mu Fengqing cursed.
"'I fuck' is also a very expensive Chinese herbal medicine, and it is one of the few Chinese medicines that are effective for mental illnesses. It can vent bad emotions in the human body, balance the yin and yang in the body, and relieve mental stress. Taking I fuck when you are happy can enhance the pleasure brought by joy; taking I fuck when you are sad can vent your depression; taking I fuck when you are peaceful can enhance the secretion of saliva in your mouth and facilitate digestion; taking I fuck when you are angry can balance the anger in your body. Moreover, taking I fuck when you are happy can be simple and easy to identify. Just adjust the tone of your pronunciation to achieve the goal of prescription." The old man explained endlessly.
I fuck, this is OK!!! Mu Feng was thundering: "'Fuck' has become a universal tiger skin plaster, you might as well apply for it to the world's intangible cultural heritage!"
The old man held his chin and thought seriously: "This is a good idea."
Damn, do you dare to talk about it? Mu Fengqing only has four words to evaluate this old man: This sb is good.
"Are you sleeping dementia? 'This sb is good', obviously there are five words!" Mu Fengqing reminded the big mouse.
"Fuck, sb is a letter, and one letter can only be considered half a character, understand?" the big mouse said with dark eyes.
"Fuck, you won. Keep going." Mu Fengqing surrendered sincerely.
Mu Fengqing returned from the medicine shop empty-loaded, feeling very depressed: Fuck, even Crystal Grandma is lying nowadays. She was tripped a little while ago. She looked down and saw that the object that tripped her was the shorts man who had not seen for a long time - the omnipotent Han Dynasty version of the gypsy merchant.
"Fuck, it's you!" Mu Fengqing exuded a long-awaited excitement.
The man in the shorts saw that it was Mu Fengqing, so he quickly stood up and said, "Fuck, are you?"
He was actually forgotten, Mu Fengqing's expression was very awkward: "Fuck me."
"Just kidding, fuck! Take it easy!" The man in the shorts smiled and said, "I see that you are frustrated. I think you want to buy something from me."
Mu Fengqing turned her back and said, "Fuck! You are so frustrated!"
"Fuck, don't be angry, be kind and make money." The man in the shorts still greeted him with a smile, "I heard that you were cursed, and I just happened to have medicine to relieve it."
Mu Fengqing asked strangely: "Fuck, where did you hear it?"
The man in shorts waved his hand and said, "Don't ask, don't ask. I'm fucking."
As he said that, he took out a piece of Huangtian Fushui: "This is the Fushui used in Taiping Taoism, which is believed in by the people. Although it does not conform to any pharmacology, it has unexplained magical effects. I am the only way to lift the ban, immodify, curse, seal, etc., and sell 120 taels of silver for one piece."
"120 taels per sticker, I'm fucking, what about selling the sticker? Tiger skin plaster?" Mu Fengqing complained.
"Fuck, it's not a tiger skin plaster, it's better than a tiger skin plaster."
Mu Fengqing took out 120 taels of silver: "Fuck, give me a post!"
Seeing that he was stingy, the man in the shorts said dissatisfiedly: "Fuck, I won't buy more stickers of such a good young master Fu Shui. This is a frequent heavy medicine!"
"Fuck, I don't spend money on bad luck." Mu Fengqing asked after taking Huang Tian Fu Shui, "How is this thing used?"
The man in the shorts put Huang Tianfu Shui on Mu Fengqing's forehead and said, "Okay."
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Chapter completed!