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300 The moon spit on me without a ticket

A surname was fatal discrimination by the Election Party. The thin man didn't say the reason, but Fang Bingsheng guessed it in a blink of an eye.

Because Chinese characters, Europe and the United States are all letters, and there are dozens of them over and over again, but Chinese characters are hieroglyphs, thousands! And there are many strokes, so it is extremely difficult to learn.

It is precisely because of this that the Haihuang simplified Chinese characters in order to reduce the difficulty of literacy. His simplified Chinese characters were used in the Ming Dynasty, which greatly improved the literacy rate of the people, quickly reduced the illiteracy rate, enhanced the overall competitive strength of the country, and reduced the sacredness of the Confucian priests. This is a great achievement that he has been recognized both now and later generations.

Overall, the simplification of 2,000 commonly used characters supports the new cultural system carrier, but the other uncommon characters have never been taken care of, and they are still standing there, rotting, and pitying themselves, waiting for the "Master of Chinese Studies" to decorate the storefront.

The surname of this person is one of them. It is a good character with good meaning, and its meaning is: [Kui Kui] looking respectful and fearful; [Kui] standing solemnly; a dragon-shaped beast in ancient legends; if it does not have a good meaning, it will not be used in both surnames and place names.

This is nothing, your surname is Kui, you won’t offend anyone.

But in the current electoral system, such complex words will make you feel bad.

Because the Haisong court dared to open a national casino with wise and wise (crazy) lottery tickets, will the handwriting of the election vote be determined by the handwriting? That is, considering that illiterate people will automatically learn to read literacy to get money to vote, which can increase the literacy rate, so it is stipulated that the candidates on the vote are handwritten. Moreover, the two parties supervise each other's votes and check each other's votes. Don't say that you wrote the wrong words, you will be considered to be a useless vote if you wrote traditional characters; so the requirements for voters are actually quite high.

People with the surname Kui must be in trouble.

First of all, there is no such requirement for primary school cultural literacy, and probably not in secondary schools and universities. Ordinary people, if you are not illiterate, you will not be able to write;

Secondly, those "fraudulent votes" are illiterate who steal the election qualifications. It is easy for you to draw "Zhuang Feijiang" in a short period of time. The calligraphy and painting are simple. The "Jiang" is more complicated, but chess is very popular. However, if you ask him to draw "Ki" in a short period of time? Try it? If you throw money to him for free, it will definitely be a useless vote!

Finally, even if you are a big man, you can do it in simplified and traditional Chinese. If you write 21 paintings, you may write it incorrectly; and if you vote, you will be incorrectly brushed and fountain pens. If you write it incorrectly, you can’t change such a complex structure!

Therefore, in that era, the words in your name were complicated. No matter how rich, powerful, and you want to participate in the election as a candidate, just have fun!

Mr. Kui was full of passion and loyalty, and was determined to be a Liberal Party fighter to eliminate freedom. How could he "I had the intention to look up to Mingyue, but Mingyue saluted me without any votes". He suffered all kinds of "hardships" and "discrimination". He "loved the party with his heart, but had no way to repay the party", and finally he went through the back door and paid more money to barely get into the Liberal Party, but he had absolutely no chance of becoming a candidate. He could only be a coolie who paid and carried the sedan chair.

Seeing that his friend was so painful, Fang Bingsheng smiled and his face turned red. Li Jinren next to him concealed his gloating by holding on to the wrongdoing. He said: "The party divides everyone's surname into five levels according to strokes. If there are more strokes, pay more, pay less, pay less, and if there are too many strokes, it is really unfair. Everyone wants to share the worries and problems of the country, and they all want to eliminate freedom without hesitation. But because the surname left by the ancestors has not been simplified, they can't be a candidate and are turned away. Alas, this is not the fault of these brothers."

At this time, Mr. Kui was so angry that his face turned red and shouted: "It would be fine to pay a little bit of money. You don't know that some people are simply shameless. In order to be a member of the parliament, even the names given by their father must be simplified. For example, the one named Tian who runs the flour mill was originally named 'Tian Yihuo', and Sima Yi' refers to the harp of the good horse harp. In order to enter the sequence of main candidates, this beast actually changed its name to 'Tian Yihuo'! '12' of '12'!"

Li Jinren next to him immediately supported the role, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands like a foreigner, and shouted with a wink: "And it's really done. He has been designated as the number one main player of the Foshan Liberal Party in the recent general elections. 'Tian Yi Er', it's impossible for him to vote if he can pull a beggar on the road. The party is preparing to smash all fraudulent votes on him."

"A beast who is crazy, shameless, bullies his master and destroys his ancestors!" Mr. Kui gritted his teeth.

Fang Bingsheng was still laughing: This is too funny. You can change your name, which is a good trick. In order to become a member of the parliament, you can't change your surname. Changing your surname to the candidate's financial resources and connections is not a problem. However, you have changed from Mr. Kui to Mr. Wang. Who do you give to? So Mr. Kui sees other people's evil ways, and he can't squeeze his congenital defects, so of course he is so jealous that his eyes are red.

Mr. Kui exclaimed a lot of anger, and then he said the purpose of his visit: "Mr. Fang, a few days ago, Brother Li said that there was a top expert in election donation officials here, and it was you. So I came here to take a look. Do you think there is any trick?"

"This...this...this is quite difficult. It is related to the change of election rules. Do you not write the candidate's surname if you vote? What should you do if everyone changes their names to 'Yi Er'?" Fang Bingsheng spread his hands helplessly and then smiled again.

Mr. Kui seemed to have thought about it for a long time and had his own idea. He gestured and said, "I think the multiple-choice questions in the imperial examination are very scientific and very good. There are several candidates in a row. If you think it is ABCD, use a pen to paint the circles in black. When marking the papers, adults press the correct answer and use a needle cone to pierce a stack of answer sheets. It is clear who is right and who is wrong at a glance. Our votes are the same. Who chooses which candidate? Black the circles below. It is fast and good, and it is convenient for everyone..."

"Voting handwritten names is to exclude illiterate people. This has the profound meaning of the court." Fang Bingsheng helplessly interrupted the other party's passionate idea. It seemed that Mr. Kui was going crazy, and he chose not to think in the right direction, just daydreaming.

Mr. Kui was stunned for a few seconds, and stomped his feet and shouted: "I have also consulted the elites among the great powers. They said they could march and demonstrate! How about I contact unlucky people like me to march? Let the emperor and the court know my injustice! Let them simplify the word Kui and change it to "典" plus "典". No, it should be "典" plus "典"! At that time, I will throw a thousand silver dollars and hire people to fill the streets with a strong momentum. Do you think it's okay?"

"Brother Kui, that's not called 'park demonstration'. The recent version of the New Song dictionary is 'park promotion'. Demonstration? Who do you demonstrate to? Demonstration to the emperor? That word is to declare one's own opinions, peaceful, safe, good, and not disturb the people." Li Jinren immediately corrected the other party's mistake in Western learning.

Fang Bingsheng was stunned when he heard that this person was forced to go out to march to simplify his surname in order to become an official.

He didn't dare to follow up, so he picked up Li Jinren's words: "Oh, Mr. Li. Your Western learning is so sharp. You even know the new interpretation of foreign words."

Li Jinren smiled and hesitated. He thought for a while before saying, "Actually, I plan to participate in the parade and proclaim it. Therefore, I understand this word very well."

"March Xuanyi? Your surname does not need to be simplified, right? It is the largest surname in the world." Fang Bingsheng was shocked.

Li Jinren quickly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, I...I...we..."

Seeing his friend's desire to speak but stop, Mr. Kui, who was eager to get advice, was very unhappy and shouted directly: "Brother Li, why are you hiding in front of Mr. Fang?"

After saying that, the other party explained: "Brother Li has a concubine at home. He is afraid that he will be thrown into prison during the election. Just like Li Guangxi in Longchuan, he is always afraid that someone will summon him, so he wants to participate."

After being exposed by a friend, Li Jinren didn't care about his face and shouted angrily: "Now those young people, the 40s and 50s, are the good time to catch up with the time: Jesus Christ saved our Song Dynasty, God gave the God Emperor to the Song Dynasty, men are more loyal than the other, and their wives cannot have children, and they will not find a second wife. If they dare to divorce and dare to be unfaithful in marriage, the prime minister will give you a masturbation! But has the court considered us born in the 20s and 30s? When the demons were rampant in the Qing Dynasty, God had not sent the God Emperor to save us. We were tempted by the devil, who had few concubines! Now, middle-aged and elderly people who have been enslaved by Satan, want to work hard for the country and make decisions for the people and eliminate freedom, but the concubines in the past cannot be slaughtered and thrown into the well? Murder is contrary to the Ten Commandments, right?"

"Then what do you mean?" Fang Bingsheng looked at the other party with a grand statement: I don't support taking a concubine, but taking a concubine is a historical issue; he was a little puzzled.

"The meaning is very clear. By age, if Hai Song was older than 15 years old when he founded the country, he would just take a concubine. Don't consider it. Don't deprive him of the electoral qualifications. If you don't blame others, whoever dares to take concubines and still elect, you will be put into prison. This is a deception! Isn't it? This is fair!" Li Jinren was so excited that he was full of red faces, and grabbed his hands in the air. It seemed that he had imagined his fearless spirit after his opinion was approved.

Mr. Kui added next to them: "I know that several great merchants led the country's famous people with three wives and four concubines. Because they cannot join the party and cannot donate their officials, they are planning to launch a parade for this matter. They are now in contact with chambers of commerce across the country. Because there are many people and powerful people, they are all well-known roles, and the requirements are reasonable, so Brother Li is moved. The so-called law does not punish the public."

"Yes, yes, your Majesty's holy lord must consider the demands of our merchants, right?" Li Jinren added happily.

Fang Bingsheng smiled coldly, stretched out three fingers again, and said: I will ask you three questions,

First, what is the national policy of Haisong? Is it the kingdom established by God? Is it the right way of Christian doctrine, or the right way of sin that you were tempted by Satan in the past?

Second, does the emperor have three palaces and six courtyards?

Third, we are a new country, and all those who control the government are the nobles who follow the Sea Emperor to conquer the world. Do they have concubines? Do the emerging industrial and commercial tycoons have concubines?"

After a few words, the two wealthy merchants looked at each other and were speechless.

"Many tycoons nowadays don't have concubines because they were poor when they were young..." Li Jinren said unwillingly.

Fang Bingsheng immediately widened his eyes, looking like "The lost old hen is here", and shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, adding: "So, you are not seeking fairness, but showing off your wealth, showing off your wealth in the Qing Dynasty and Satan's wealth. When you dare to go out to the streets, let alone the emperor, nobles and tycoons will smash you, and the common people and reporters will smash you with stones; this is called fighting with enemies (Satan)..."

The restaurant became quiet, and Li Jinren bit his lip, with a constipation expression on his face that Xiaomin had to endure being slapped by an adult.

"Don't go. Whoever goes will be finished." Fang Bingsheng finally made a decisive conclusion. (To be continued...)
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