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Chapter Nineteen, Immortals Are Not a Thing

"Boss..."

"Big Boss"

Zhu Yuanlong felt two sounds sounding in his ears, one was the little squid he was familiar with, and the other was the milky sound, which he had never heard of.

Zhu Yuanlong slowly opened his eyes and saw three shadows in front of him, one was the little marten, one was the old man from the Tomb of the Magic God, and the other was a single-horned dragon.

Zhu Yuanlong felt a sharp pain in his head. After the old man from the Tomb of Magic Gods pressed against Zhu Yuanlong's back and inputted a thread of true energy, the pain slowly eased.

"Thank you for your help, senior," said Zhu Yuanlong. The old man looked at Zhu Yuanlong meaningfully, and seemed to be very satisfied with Zhu Yuanlong's current cultivation level and was also surprised.

"Boss, you have disappeared for decades. It seems that your cultivation is even more unfathomable," said Xiao Diao.

"That's right, it's like a dragon who sees his head but not his tail..." Xiaolong also flattered him.

"Do you know how the boss's cultivation was like in the past? He also flattered him," Xiao Diao said dissatisfied.

"Boss, that's what you said. I'll take your words as your purpose, and we collude with each other," Xiaolong said.

"Ha..." Zhu Yuanlong, who was on the side, couldn't help laughing anymore. This little dragon was so interesting. Zhu Yuanlong couldn't understand what it said at the beginning, but after listening slowly, he could still understand what Xiaolong said, which was just like to use idioms.

"What is Xiaolong?" Zhu Yuanlong asked. Xiao Diao was just about to introduce Xiaolong, but Xiaolong introduced himself first.

"Report to the boss, my name is Xiaolong, Xiaolong's little, Xiaolong's dragon, I am the first dragon to pee on the head of the Diao Boss." Xiaolong originally wanted to introduce his name and the Dao's name and tell Zhu Yuanlong about his experience of knowing him and Xiaoding, but it just said that when he was riding on the head of the little diao, he was carried by the little diao and threw it aside.

Xiao Diao helplessly told Zhu Yuanlong about the process of getting to know Xiaolong in another world. This was Xiaolong's fat dudu back in a swaying manner.

"Boss, are you a human being?" Zhu Yuanlong asked in a daze. He thought he had done something that was harmful to the world. After coming over for a while, he realized what Xiaolong was asking. He couldn't help but feel a little amused. If these two living treasures follow him in the future, they will not have a peaceful life in the future.

"I am a human, of course I am an individual," said Zhu Yuanlong.

"Then this old man looks similar to you, why is he not an individual?" Xiaolong was thinking about this question, and Zhu Yuanlong suppressed the crazy laughter in his heart.

"That old man, oh, no, that old senior is a god, not a human." Zhu Yuanlong was confused by Xiaolong's inconsistency words.

"God? What is a god?" Xiaolong seemed to have 100,000 whys, and each of those 100,000 whys made Zhu Yuanlong want to commit suicide.

"The gods are not a thing, the gods are..." Yes, what is the gods? They are not humans, not monsters, or plants? This has stumped Zhu Yuanlong, the gods are not a thing.

"Ahem... Little Diao, please answer its question. I have something to say to my senior." Zhu Yuanlong, who couldn't answer the answer, then refused to Xiao Diao, and Zhu Yuanlong and the old man walked to the side.

"Boss, what is a god?" Xiaolong had the spirit of breaking the casserole and asking the whole thing.

"Dong, the boss said, a god is not a thing, just remember that a god is not a thing, there are no so many whys?" Xiao Diao could not answer Xiaolong's question, so he had to solve it with force. This is the only best way to make Xiaolong not ask why.

"Oh, actually there are still many questions to ask the boss, such as what a woman is and why it will flow when you touch it," Xiaolong said to himself.

"You'd better not ask the boss. When you meet a woman next time, you'll know it," Xiao Diao said maliciously.

"Well, facts are better than bear debates. Good dragons do not fight evil sables," Xiaolong said with a gentle look.

"Get out..." Xiao Diao roared, and the little dragon obediently walked to the side. Although it didn't know what it said wrong, it must have used the wording inappropriately again. Xiao Diao was having a headache on the side. He was simply bringing back a disaster, specifically destroying his young heart.

After a while, Zhu Yuanlong slowly walked back. Although he had been practicing in another world for nearly 30 years, he had only been more than 200 days in real life.

"Boss, when will we go to seek revenge on the Heavenly Dao Alliance?" Xiao Diao asked. Xiaolong wanted to ask in his heart, what is the Heavenly Dao Alliance? Can it be eaten and touched, but it still held back, afraid that Xiao Diao would yell at it again.

"There is no rush. There are still important things to do now," said Zhu Yuanlong.

"What's the matter?" asked Xiao Diao.

"Send elixirs to Ling'er," said Zhu Yuanlong.

"Boss, the old senior is a god, why don't you ask the old senior to go directly to save the alive?" Xiao Diao asked.

"Although the old senior is immortal, he cannot take back the soul of the spirit. He can only help my divine essence enter the Phoenix Jade Pendant, but he cannot enter until I reach the fairy world," said Zhu Yuanlong.

"Oh. That's it," said Xiao Diao.

"Since that's the case, let's go thousands of miles a day," Xiaolong said. Zhu Yuanlong smiled speechlessly, Xiao Diao looked helpless, and the three of them flew towards Dongxuanguo, leaving three shadows in the air.

"Hey, Xiaolong, you are very fast. It seems that you have practiced well," said Zhu Yuanlong.

"That's a must. I, Xiaolong, endured humiliation and practiced with great weight, and it must be extraordinary." Xiaolong said. Zhu Yuanlong felt a little regretful and asked Xiaolong for more questions.

"Bad, I know how to eat, and I still endure humiliation and practice. That's called gravity cultivation. It's not a dragon that endures humiliation and practices, but a stupider dragon than a pig." The little sable had to step on the little dragon. If it lets it continue to talk nonsense, it would definitely make it and the boss crazy.

"Boss, is Xiaolong still saved in terms of language?" Xiao Diao said speechlessly.

"Who did you learn when you first started talking?" Zhu Yuanlong asked.

"In another world, I can speak human words. It is only when I am with me that I can learn to speak human words," said Xiao Diao.

"That's very difficult," Zhu Yuanlong said with a smile.

"Boss..." Xiao Diao said dissatisfied.

"Haha, don't worry, I have my own way," said Zhu Yuanlong. Xiaolong on the side wanted to interrupt but couldn't.

"Hey, isn't that an evil girl?" Xiao Diao saw a woman below with two Taoist practitioners. The woman was the evil girl Li Yaqin. The two people next to her were both powerful people from the Holy Yuan Realm. As soon as you look at the clothes, you will know that they were from Tianxu Sect.

"Boss, do you want to repair the people from Xia Tianxu Sect?" Xiao Diao asked.

"Forget it, now is not the time. After Ling'er's work is completed, and after taking Xiao Yaotong to the Tomb of the Magic God, I will ask them to repay the revenge of Tianxu Sect and the Tiandao Alliance one by one. Senior Desli's revenge will be revenged to the death," Zhu Yuanlong said coldly.

A few hours later, Zhu Yuanlong brought Xiao Diao and Xiaolong into Dongxuan territory and stopped beside the imperial capital. Zhu Yuanlong was already familiar with the guards of the crown. When the guards saw Zhu Yuanlong's arrival, they were shocked at first, but then they knelt down one by one.

"See General of the State" said the guards guarding the gate in unison.

"Be good, you guys are flat, I don't care about villains," Xiaolong looked calm, Zhu Yuanlong was a little amused and crying. The soldiers below didn't know how to react for a while.

"Dong" Xiao Diao knocked Xiaolong's head,

"If you don't speak, no one will think you are a mute," said Xiao Diao.

"You all get up. You don't have to kneel down when you see me in the future. I have resigned from my position as the general of the country." Zhu Yuanlong said.

"But His Highness and the princess told the princess that when he saw General Zhu, he must still treat him according to his original position." The leading officer said, which made Zhu Yuanlong feel a little moved.

Zhu Yuanlong walked into the palace, and the little dragon swayed, which quickly attracted a lot of attention in the palace. The palace guards pointed at it. It seemed that they had never seen anyone dare to walk like this in the palace. In addition to the emperor, they should be the little dragon.

"Hey, are they humans too?" Xiaolong asked curiously at a group of palace maids.

"Well, they are also humans." Xiao Diao answered Xiaolong's question, not knowing what Xiaolong was going to do.

"I found it looks a little different, it looks much better," Xiaolong said.

"They are palace maids, and they are from the national girl selection, so of course they look good," Xiao Diao said angrily.

"Are they girls? So this is the girls." Xiaolong's figure flashed and disappeared in front of him. Xiao Diao seemed to feel something was wrong, but it was too late.

At this moment, Xiaolong had already arrived in front of the palace maids. It was chubby. When the palace maids saw it so cute, they all surrounded it and reached out to touch its horn.

Xiaolong was not polite, and stretched out his hand to the thigh of a palace maid and touched it.

"Ah..." The palace maid who was touched by Xiaolong's thigh screamed, and the palace maids immediately stopped.

"Touch the girl's legs, there is water flowing down there." Xiaolong looked like a pig, chasing the palace maids and touching their legs.

Zhu Yuanlong stared at Xiao Diao, who grabbed his head with his hands.

"Boss, it's not that I'm willing to teach it, but if it doesn't learn it well, just choose the bad ones," Xiao Diao said embarrassedly.

"Do you have any good things for it to learn? Why don't you stop it quickly, otherwise the entire Imperial Guard will come over," Zhu Yuanlong said helplessly.

"It's the boss..." Xiao Diao was about to take action, and a white figure stabbed at the little dragon with a sky blue sword in his hand. The little dragon was extremely fast, and he dodged the sword in a flash, and put one hand on the thigh that stabbed the person.

"This is incomprehensible," Xiao Diao flashed, holding Xiaolong, otherwise the disaster would be a big deal.

"Why can't you touch this?" Xiaolong asked, and Xiao Diao knocked Xiaolong's head a few times.

"Don't touch a woman's legs anymore, otherwise I'll drive you back to another world space. Especially this woman, she is the future sister-in-law," said Xiao Diao. It turned out that the person who came was the little witch. The little witch blushed when Xiao Diao said this, and Zhu Yuanlong also blushed.

"What is sister-in-law?" Xiaolong asked in confusion.

"My sister-in-law is the woman who sleeps with the boss." Xiao Diao didn't know how to explain it, but this explanation almost made Zhu Yuanlong find a hole to get into it. No wonder Xiaolong is so talented in language. It turns out that Xiao Diao is so powerful.

"Then we sleep together in the forest. Are you my sister-in-law?" Xiaolong asked.
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