1726, a big pumpkin is a melon, a cantaloupe is a melon, and a small cantaloupe is also a melon!(1/3)
Old Xu is famous for Xu Rongguo.
I didn't have a name when I was a child. I changed it after joining the army.
Who else is there in the family? I don’t know. Because he has been a homeless child since he was a child, he can count wherever he goes.
I don't know who my parents are.
I don't know where my hometown is.
I don't even know what my surname is.
I was hungry and full, and sometimes I had no food for several days. I wandered around the wild, ate wild vegetables, and ate wild fruits. I was also poisoned several times. I felt like I was about to die. I didn't die.
Later, an army passed by and took him away. So he joined the army. Later, many troops were transformed into circles.
Later, he beat the Japanese and he ran away when he saw others running.
"My second uncle has been to Xuzhou!" Xu Zhongyi emphasized.
"Are you fighting the Japanese?" Yang Yue asked.
"I didn't see the Japanese. The commander ran away. We followed him."
"Did you meet the Japanese later?"
"No."
"What about this time?"
“I didn’t meet either.”
"Then why are you running?"
"Everyone else ran away, why didn't I run away?"
"you……"
Yang Yue was speechless.
This old Xu deserves to have no wife.
Even the Japanese devils didn't see them, and they ran away. How cowardly are you?
But I was relieved soon.
There is nothing to be angry about.
It seems that there are many soldiers like Lao Xu.
I am confused and drunk today, and I don’t know what to do tomorrow.
They didn't know how to fight against the Japanese invaders at all. I guess their superiors didn't know either. They ran to the sky when they met the Japanese invaders.
If he was someone Jiang, he would be too impressed.
These damn miscellaneous soldiers are really unreliable!
There were obviously tens of thousands of people, but they were driven away by hundreds of Japanese invaders!
Those who fell to death on the road might be several times more than those who were beaten to death by the Japanese invaders.
Or maybe he was chased and killed by the Japanese invaders on his way to escape.
"Why didn't you run away this time?"
"You officials didn't run away. Why should I run away?"
“…”
Choked.
It seems like something is wrong.
But it seemed that I felt that everything was right. Lao Xu seemed to have accidentally told the truth.
Leading a soldier is actually very simple sometimes.
You are the role model for soldiers.
When the enemy comes, the officers don’t run away, and of course the soldiers won’t run away.
But if the officer runs away, the soldiers will of course run away.
It’s like you, Mr. Jiang, ran away, but asked your subordinates not to run away. Of course, your subordinates don’t do it.
Or everyone runs together.
Or after you run away, I will follow you.
Anyway, if the boss runs away, I won’t run away, I’m a fool. Will you stay and be cannon fodder?
This is how Nanjing was lost. There are many other places. Anyone who can stay and fight with the highest level will be very heroic.
This time, Yang Yue did not run away.
Of course, Lao Xu doesn't have to run.
So, the Japanese were firmly blocked.
"Sleepy?"
“Some.”
"Do you want your wife?"
"Yes!"
When it comes to getting married, Lao Xu is no longer sleepy.
Lao Xu’s biggest wish is to marry a wife, have a few children, plant a few acres of land, and if possible, raise two cows.
A wife should have big breasts and a raised buttocks. It is said that this is better for fertility.
"You think beautifully!" Yang Yue said angrily, "I am so handsome and have no wife! You can queue up first!"
"It shouldn't be!" Old Xu pondered for a moment, "I understand."
"What do you understand?"
"You must be uninterested in women."
"What?"
"You have hidden diseases."
"What hidden disease?"
"That aspect is not good, and it may not be able to pass on the family line. If you don't have that thing, women will definitely not want to marry you."
"you……"
Yang Yue vomited blood.
Oh, you old lady! What do you think all day long!
Look at your thick eyebrows and big eyes, why are these dirty things in your mind?
Pooh!
Is there a hidden disease?
What hidden diseases do I have?
Believe it or not, I will take it out...
Suddenly I saw Gu Yufei coming.
Shut up quickly.
Pretend not to see it.
It is indeed impossible to see clearly in the darkness.
The starlight is a little weak.
Gu Yufei didn't come for him either. She was just passing by.
Lao Xu suddenly shook his head quietly.
Yang Yue asked in a low voice: "What does it mean?"
"The breasts are too small." Lao Xu whispered, "The child will not have any breasts in the future."
"You...get out!" Yang Yue was speechless.
This old Xu.
It's simply a livestock!
You deserve no wife!
Even Gu Yufei looked down on others.
Look at the face!
To be continued...