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Chapter 30: Playing the Monkey(1/2)

Lin Tang has been idle these two days and always looks for something to do. He originally planned to hand over Longtan's affairs to Jihang, but he was so lazy. However, now there is Huang Chao, and Jihang's preparations are put on hold.

Huangpi finally arrived, and was pulled by Lin Tang to work, and placed various things to defeat the formation. The little black cat continued to sleep on his own.

Lin Tang directly passed on the methods and some basic techniques that Longtan needed to be transformed directly to Huangpizi, and let Huangpizi do it first.

Then he sat in the pavilion and shouted: "Why do you feel that people are still not enough?"

"What are the instructions for the young master?" The green fish spirit fed the fish beside him and hurried over and asked.

"It's not your business, I'm busy with you." Lin Tang said. "Oh, Sun Wukong, come quickly, I'm waiting for you. It's really unhappy that no one makes a fuss with me."

As he said that, he also bounced the little black cat's head. "I just knew that I would sleep, eat, and eat, and I wouldn't do anything."

"Hey, this monkey is really careless, it's really here." Lin Tang suddenly felt energetic, "I'm still changing and playing with you."

But I saw that there was a little wild dog standing at the intersection at the entrance of Xiaochi Village, tilting his head and watching the situation in the village.

Then he ran here and there. When he saw Siyuancai, he ran to the bottom of Siyuancai, raised his hind legs and was about to mark it. However, several large and small dogs rushed out around, and chased the little wild dog and started biting it.

"Oh, I'm going to be Amitabha, are the dogs in this village so xenophobia?" The wild dog muttered, ran to an alley, turned around and was about to transform, but it turned halfway, and went back, but it was still the little wild dog.

"I'm going to meet a master. Which dog, whom is raised by my mother, teased me, Lao Sun?" the little wild dog barked.

"Hey, you little wild dog, your mother raises you, aren't you or who?"

"I'll make you angry with Amitabha, so I'm so angry that I'm so angry. Come out for me."

"Monkey, give you a chance. Come and find me. You found me with a stick of incense. I let you go. I can't find me. Hehe, just be a little wild dog here. Don't worry, the Buddha can't care about me."

"Hi, are you looking for you? Do you believe it or not, I, Lao Sun, smashed your ragged hole with a stick?"

"Hehe, monkey, I'll tell you secretly, Tathagata used the Five Finger Mountain to press you back then. My formation was not big, it was connected to the dragon veins of the entire Shenzhou. You just rambled it. By the way, I forgot to tell you that the group of dogs behind are coming."

"I, you Buddha, wait."

Then if you look from the sky, you can see a dog running freely in front, and then a group of dogs chasing them desperately behind. Everyone in the town is curious, standing on the side of the road to watch, and laughing, this is the rhythm of the offer fight.

In fact, Lin Tang could use the formation to hide Qiu Linzhai, but he didn't do that. He just wanted to tease the monkey. After all, he was the Buddha's mind ape, and he had the fiery eyes and golden eyes to see through some confusions, so the formation might not be useful.

The most important thing is that he can't become a human being now, and there is a group of dogs behind him.

"How is it? Monkey, admit defeat, I'll let you in?" Lin Tang said.

"I, you Buddha, don't think about it." Sun Wukong shouted twice at the sky.

"Why do I turn you into a little bitch?" Lin Tang's voice came from the distance.

"Damn it, you Buddha, you are cruel. My grandson is convinced, I am convinced."

"Oh, how good this is. Come on." Lin Tang smiled, the formation pressing effect dissipated, and Sun Wukong suddenly locked the position of Lin Tang, and a rainbow came to Lin Tang.

Suddenly, a stick flew from a distance, cutting the air, mixed with the sound of wind, and clamoring towards Lin Tang's face.

But when Bangzi slapped the whole door of Lintang, he suddenly stopped and stopped moving.

"Monkey, I haven't settled the accounts with you back then, what's wrong? I don't want this stick anymore?" Lin Tang said with a smile.

"Hi, what's the account? What back then? Do you know you? Why don't I remember it?" Sun Wukong fell opposite Lin Tang, followed Lin Tang's posture and lay down on his side, pinched a chess piece and threw it away casually, ignoring the stick that was still parked in the air.

"Well, I became a Buddha, and I was still a slut." Lin Tang said.

"What's wrong? Do you have any objection?" Sun Wukong asked with a raised eyebrows.

"Yes." Lin Tang smiled.

"What's the opinion?"

"Be my little brother, will I forgive you?" Lin Tang said flatteringly, and signaled twice, as if he was talking about it again, and think carefully?

"I, you Buddha, do you believe it or not..." As he said that, he stood up and got the golden cudgel, but the stick didn't move in the air. Then he smiled and said, "Hi, it's easy to discuss, it's easy to discuss."

"Monkey, come here, what's the point of doing?" Lin Tang said.

"Hi, isn't this boring? How dare you ask the noble family?" Sun Wukong scratched his forehead and asked with a smile.

"Hey, I really don't know each other?" Lin Tang asked.

"The old dragon king, that day, I passed by the East China Sea, hugged my thigh and cried, saying that half of my treasure house had been taken away, and asked who it was, and I wouldn't tell you. I didn't ask for it for a long time before I found out where I found the master in Moon."

Lin Tang shouted: "Little Greenfish, go get some fruit."

"Young Master, wait a moment." Qingyu Shili quickly ran back. Lin Tang was very satisfied with Qingyu. What he was satisfied with was able to do his own things with all his heart. Perhaps because of his low strength, he was always careful and had not yet integrated.

The monkey had the ability to take out a lot of fruits directly with his hands. "Come on, eat some first."

"Monkey, you really don't know me?" Lin Tang asked after peeling a banana.

"My ignorant eyes can be seen, but I can't see through the masters." The monkey said while taking a peach.

"Why did you Journey to the West back then?" Lin Tang asked with a smile.

"Isn't that

Tathagata wants to surrender me so that he can help my master become a Buddha."

"What else?"

"Is there any more? Seal that devil?" Sun Wukong said to Lin Tang. Lin Tang looked at Sun Wukong with a smile, without saying a word.

"Damn it, I'm you, Buddha. Are you out?" Sun Wukong looked like he was 'sitting up in a dying illness'.

"I'll just say it, I'll just say it. Why didn't the old Dragon King dare to say it? He still looked at me with a strange look."

"This is a fuck. Are you doing it on purpose?" Sun Wukong said a few words, and stopped eating the peaches in his hand. The peach pits were thrown to the side, adding some burden to the later cleaning of the bluefish spirit.

"How about it, is this master good to you?" Lin Tang threw away the banana peel.

"Okay, good hammer. Master, what kind of vegetarian food?"

"Qiulinzhai, how about my house, what's the name?"

"Not really." Sun Wukong grinned and muttered in a low voice, "Otherwise, your book would have become popular, and no one would have read it until now."

"Uh... your uncle." Lin Tang muttered.

Lin Tang shook his hand, and the stick that was still in the air swung it round and smashed it towards the monkey's head. The monkey quickly cast the spell, put the stick away, and hid it in his ears.

Some fruits came from the Qingyu Jing, all of which were from the surrounding mountains, not the spiritual fruits brought by Sun Wukong. After giving the gift, he went to Longtan to do his own business.

Lin Tang took out a jar of monkey wine and poured a glass for Sun Wukong. He still used the cold jade wine cup.

Sun Wukong drank it all in one go: "This is the wine of the old monkey, how could you have it?"

"Oh, his wine is all here."

As a result, the little black cat woke up when he smelled the smell of the wine, raised his tail and ran over: "My surname is Yuan, your uncle, drink with me on his back." He was so fierce.

He looked at the monkey next to him again: "Damn, monkey, can you make wine yourself? You are also here to drink."

"Uh... he gave me some drinks." Sun Wukong was scolded by the little black cat, but he had not recovered yet.

"If you give me drink, you can drink it? That's what I snatched through my hardships, no, I snatched through my hardships." The little black cat jumped in front of Lin Tang and crawled towards the wine jar.

Lin Tang lost his head: "Drink your own."

The little black cat turned over, got up, and continued to climb forward: "What's my own? I've finished drinking it long ago, so there's still some left."

"Your sister, you'll finish drinking that much?" Lin Tang cursed.

"Is it too much? Sharks only drink wine, the more they drink, the more they get. What a big deal." It was so satisfying to lie on the wine jar and suck it hard.

Then he drooped his eyelids and looked at Sun Wukong and said, "You monkey, you are not staying in Huaguo Mountain, why are you doing here? Why are you also caught by this Yuan surname as a pet?"

"Little hairy boy, who are you? You are so angry?" asked Sun Wukong.

"Who am I? Little Monkey, you had the ability to see him back then, so you made a fuss about the Yama Hall in the Underworld. You didn't come to hell, otherwise I wouldn't let you see the sun tomorrow." The little black cat said with his tail shaking.

"You?" Sun Wukong looked disgusted. After all, after becoming a Buddha, the gifts have improved too much, and the little black cat came from hell to the mortal world, was suppressed by heaven and earth, and his strength has been reduced too much. The difference between the two is revealed at once.

"Who is this guy?" Sun Wukong asked Lin Tang.

"The guardian in hell... the cat." Lin Tang almost said to be the guardian dog...

"Oh, isn't that Master Xuan Nan? Why did Master Xuan Nan become a pet? You won't be able to watch the underworld?" Sun Wukong joked.

"You little monkey, when I was a pet, your mother wasn't pregnant with you yet." The little black cat meowed and said angrily.

"My mother? I'm pregnant with me?" Sun Wukong said with a smile.

"An, your mother, didn't it explode when she gave birth to you?" the little black cat said with wide eyes.

"Puff, hahahahaha, it's explode..." Lin Tang laughed and leaned back and forth.

Then Sun Wukong's head was full of black lines...

"Sorry, I can't help it." Lin Tang smiled.

"As it is true, I won't let anyone tell me what happened." The little black cat ignored Lin Tang and Sun Wukong, lie down on them with his head and said leisurely.

"Is he your pet?" Sun Wukong asked Lin Tang with his eyes slanted.

"Yeah, yeah, right now."

"Then can I hit him?"
To be continued...
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