Chapter 36 Give me a pig-killing knife
Soon, Li Tianzhen posted such a post on Longkong.
"Help post: I have encountered an evil spirit, and he is pestering me every day. I would like to ask the dragon friends of Longkong Almighty, what methods can be used to subdue the evil spirit and drive it away. It is best to recommend an effective weapon to deal with the evil spirit, so that I can
I can live on. Really. All of this is true. I just want to live and live in peace."
"I know that all dragon friends are omnipotent, and there are many real bosses in diving. Please tell me! I just want to live, please tell me!"
I have to say that Li Tianzhen has very strong language skills.
Although most of them are made up, one thing is true. He is in urgent need of a weapon that can effectively deal with evil spirits.
This is not only for his own good, but also for the stability of Qin City.
You know, how many evil spirits has he destroyed in the past few days?
How many people were saved?
He just doesn't say it, but his positive energy is quite strong and spreads very well.
It’s just a living thing!
Do good deeds without seeking fame or fortune, just for the sake of wool and the happiness of people around the world.
Thinking like this, Li Tianzhen couldn't help but feel that he was much taller.
Soon, within two minutes, the posts on Long Kong began to receive replies.
It was just a few people at first, then dozens or hundreds of people.
Clicks exceeded 10,000, exceeded 100,000, exceeded 1 million.
The number of comments exceeded 100, 1,000, and 10,000.
The comment section exploded.
"Owner, please have my condolences! If evil spirits can haunt you, it means you have merits. You should be happy. You said there are no evil spirits haunting you. Why don't you pester me? This means that there are bright spots in you.
, attracting evil spirits."
"What the person above said seems to make sense, but I just want to know, if Xie Sui went to find someone upstairs, would you still say the same thing? Don't stand and talk. Your back hurts. I sympathize with you, sir. By the way,
Is this evil spirit a male or a female? If it’s a female, I strongly recommend that you have sex with the female ghost lady. Hehe, give it a try, it’s very good.”
"I'll go to the second floor. I'll ask you for real. Are you in love with Xie Sui? You are so wretched and look like someone who has been there before. Please tell me in detail what it feels like to be in love with Xie Sui! I'm very curious.
"
"Let me tell you what it's like to fall in love with Xie Sui. To use Teacher Zhao's words, it's like the spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere, Qi Delong, Qi Dongqiang, Qi Delong east wall. You are a mouse working as an escort for a cat. You don't need to make money.
Are you going to die? If you fall in love with Xie Sui, are you mentally retarded?"
"Okay. Host, don't listen to their nonsense. The correct answer is here. First, if you really provoke evil spirits, I advise you not to solve it yourself. Find a big boss in Longkong and let him
I will help you solve it, and you will definitely be able to catch it. Let me tell you, Longkong is really a place of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. There are many big guys here. As long as you keep your eyes open, you can always find it.
Second, if you have to solve the problem yourself, the following are effective weapons to deal with evil spirits, black dog blood, pig butcher's knife, kitchen knife, white rooster blood, cinnabar, glutinous rice... Don't ask me who I am, my name
Call**."
"What you said above is good, but those things of yours are too out there. They can deal with ordinary evil spirits, but slightly stronger evil spirits cannot be dealt with by this thing of yours. Master, listen to me. Find one and kill someone.
The knife should be more violent, I tell you, there is no one who is not afraid of this."
"Hey, here's the correct answer. The old Taoist is here to buy the Celestial Master's talisman. Leave the contact information of the poster. The old Taoist will sell you a stack of talismans and keep your talisman until the evil spirits are eliminated."
"Okay. Don't mislead the poster. You didn't realize that the poster was about to cry. He said something very profound. He said he just wanted to live. In this troubled world, who doesn't want to live? Postmaster, are you still a virgin? You are a virgin.
, just pee on him. Children’s urine is specially designed to cure all kinds of evil spirits.”
Li Tianzhen was really dazzled by the comments one after another.
In almost an hour, he read almost 3,000 comments. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore and stopped browsing.
He is not wasting his time. For such an important matter, one must be cautious. It is always good to read more.
Although there are many "skinny" dragon friends making nonsense in these comments, to be honest, there is still some useful information in them.
For example, glutinous rice, black dog blood, butcher's knife, kitchen knife, etc. are all relatively reliable.
"Pig-butchering knife? This seems easy to get. You can always get it by going to a slaughterhouse. But... using a pig-butchering knife as a weapon is a bit too low-key," Li Tianzhen said to himself.
Use the butcher knife to fight evil spirits.
Let me go, this picture is really good enough.
No, change it.
Weapons that have killed people all have a violent aura.
This thing looks good.
Wait... Let's go to the pig killing farm first. If that doesn't work, then we'll go find... a killing knife.
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Let's go.
If you say let's go, let's go.
It's already eight o'clock in the morning, it's getting bright, and it's just when the slaughterhouse opens.
Not far from Li Tianzhen's community, there is a slaughterhouse for killing pigs. It covers a small area and can be regarded as a small workshop.
In almost half an hour, he arrived at the slaughterhouse.
As soon as I walked in, I found a lot of pigs inside, sharpening their knives and preparing to be slaughtered.
"Xiao Li, why are you here? Buying meat? You should go to the vegetable market to buy meat. I don't sell pork here." Butcher Lao Wang is the owner of this small workshop and knows Li Tianzhen.
The two of them met because Li Tianzhen loved eating meat and bought a lot of pork from him.
This Lao Wang is not only a butcher, but also sells meat part-time.
"Well...Brother Wang, I'm not here to buy meat, I'm here to buy knives." Li Tianzhen said with a smile.
"Buying a knife? I don't have any here. You can go somewhere else." Lao Wang's tone was a little stiff.
"I'm here to buy a butcher's knife. Please give me a price." Li Tianzhen said again.
"Pig-killing knife? Xiao Li, it's not that I won't sell it to you. I really don't have a knife here. Nowadays, electric shock is used to kill pigs. There is no need for knives at all. It is all mechanized work." Lao Wang said awkwardly.
Peat!
Why didn't I think of this?
Mechanized work.
What should I do? Wait online, urgent.
"Brother Wang, do you know where to find a pig-butchering knife? Those who have killed pigs are very violent." Li Tianzhen said a little helplessly.
"I don't know..." Lao Wang said impatiently
"Brother Wang, what are you doing?" Li Tianzhen asked curiously.
Because, as soon as Lao Wang came in from Li Tianzhen, he kept tilting his neck and counting the money, one by one.
The red blood is very conspicuous.
At first, Li Tianzhen thought the money was stained with pig blood, but soon he felt something was wrong. It didn't look like pig blood.
Chapter completed!