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Chapter 630 Weak chicken shoulders!

Thor had a dream, in which he was lying on the warm and soft bed to rest, and his mother sat next to him and looked at him with love, as if everything had returned to his childhood.

But suddenly, Hela, who looked at his mother, turned into his cruel and bloodthirsty sister, the goddess of death. Hela sneered at him, and the soft and warm bed instantly turned into a giant python!

No matter how panicked he struggled, he could only watch the giant python wrap himself tightly inside, circle after circle... Until he felt the bones in his body creaking and moaning, and after he was getting more and more breathless, the huge snake head bit him!

"ah!"

Thor suddenly woke up and sweated!

After confirming that he was just dreaming, he subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.

But suddenly he found that the bones in his body were really creaking and he really started to breathe.

what happened?

Finally turning around, Thor looked at the side, and then he was extremely frightened to find that in addition to him, there was a huge green figure sleeping sweetly on the bed!

And I don’t know what this huge green figure dreamed about. At this time, a thick thigh was pressing against him, and at the same time, two huge arms thicker than his waist hugged him tightly in his arms.

If it were an ordinary person, let alone sleeping all night, he would probably be cut off from his bones in just a few seconds and die!

"Ho...K! Hulk!"

Thor, who had nowhere to break free, blushed and shouted Hulk's name in a difficult time, hoping to wake him up.

Otherwise, if this continues, he may be strangled to death by Hulk.

But Hulk slept very well. He couldn't wake Hulk up when he was awakened just now. Now this sound is no different from a mosquito screaming.

Then I don’t know if I feel uncomfortable sleeping, Hulk turned over and pressed Thor under him...

Thor felt like he was going crazy!

He didn't want to anger Hulk, but now there is no good idea. At worst, he can fight again!

So he gathered the power of thunder on his right foot and kicked it hard at an unknown part!

"roar!!!"

Hulk was awakened instantly! No, it should be said that his fragile part was hit hard and woken up in pain!

After waking up, Hulk covered his crotch and began to run wild. The specially made solid bed was the first to suffer, and his two fists were smashed.

Thor, on the other hand, saw the time, rolled and hid behind a pillar and waited for Hulk to calm down.

No one can stop Hulk in a furious state, and no one dares to stop him!

What's more, this is not the earth, nor is it Asgard. If you want to smash it, just smash it. Anyway, he doesn't have to pay for it.

So the storm Hulk shook a mosaic, and with red eyes, he smashed everything in the room that could not be smashed!

It was not until the pain subsided and the venting was almost done that Hulk gradually stopped and sat on the collapsed bed panting.

And watching Hulk gradually calm down and no longer go wild. It is impossible for Thor, who has been hiding behind the pillars, quietly showed his head, showed a foolish smile at Hulk, and said, "Hi! Good morning, we... are fine."

"Hao! Ke!"

"Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!... You almost strangled me to death just now, but I really couldn't wake you up, so I chose a more violent way. Believe me, I won't hurt you anymore."

Seeing Hulk stand up suddenly and his eyes were engorged, Thor hurriedly ran out and reached out to explain.

However, Hulk, who stood up face to face, had to be mosaiced, so Thor felt a little stingy and said bluntly: "You are a little too exposed now, you can see it at a glance. Can you put on your pants and let us have a good talk?"

Thor turned his head to the side, and always felt that this scene would never be gone, it was a nightmare!

However, Hulk was just wearing thick clothes. After glaring at Thor fiercely, he pulled the sheets off and surrounded him.

Thank God!

The mosaic was finally blocked!

"Hey, big guy, listen. We're leaving here together. This place is so terrible. You'll love Asgard, it's magnificent, magnificent, radiant and radiant."

"Sol, go. Hulk, stay."

Hulk snorted unhappily and turned his head and said.

"No, no, no, my people are waiting for me to go back to Asgard, we must stop Ragnarok."

"Ragainst Dusk?" Hulk grabbed a fruit like a cucumber from the side, and said with a bite.

"It is the prophetic end of the world, the end of the world will never be restored, and my home will be completely destroyed!" Thor explained as much as possible.

But at this time Hulk yawned a big yawn, obviously not interested in the Ragnarok that could destroy Asgard.

Thor had no choice but to make an agreement that he thought might get Hulk to agree.

"If you help me back to Asgard, I will help you back to Earth, how about it?"

"The earth hates Hulk, Hulk won't go back." However, Hulk was not stupid at all and directly rejected Thor's proposal.

Indeed, on Sakastar, he is an idol of the whole nation, and everyone likes him and admires him!

But what after returning to Earth?

Everyone is afraid of him, afraid of him, hostile to him, and targets him!

In this case, even a fool knows how to choose!

So Thor became anxious, "How could that be! Earth loves Hulk, everyone likes Hulk! And you are a member of the Avengers and our comrades-in-arms. Friends should help each other, right?"

Thor even moved himself, but Hulk's IQ was so high that he said bluntly: "You are Banner's friend, not Hulk's friend."

Thor choked, but immediately reacted and began to talk nonsense: "I am not a friend of Banner. I like Hulk more than Banner! I don't like that weak chicken at all. You know, is he a mathematician? Or a family... I hate the most of the things that make people dizzy when you look at it!"

However, no matter what Thor said, Hulk was not fooled. The words "Sol go, Hulk stays." left him helpless.

So for some reason, the two started to curse each other.

"You big, green and stupid idiot!"

"Sor, a weak cock."

"Ha, don't forget, I won that game, not you!"

"Hulk gave in to Thor Thor, weak cock."
Chapter completed!
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