An unusual family of three wandered in the alleys of this old street for more than half an hour. When they returned to the intersection, they were suddenly stopped.

There was a man in front of him who looked to be about thirty years old. His appearance was quite ordinary, even a little decent.

It's a pity that a bunch of very abrupt black hairs appeared on the left eyebrow, which made this person's appearance unconsciously look a little more cunning.

He was wearing a gray cloth robe and a pair of cloth shoes that few people wore. His hair was a bit long and messy. There was even a small bun tied casually on the top of his head, which was slightly raised.

With his hands folded into his sleeves, the man cupped his hands.

"You three please!"

Sun Keke and Xiao Yezi were a little confused, but Chen Nuo stopped, smiled curiously, and looked at this person.

The man's eyes moved around the faces of the three people, and then fell on Sun Keke's face. He seemed to frown and thought for a moment: "This female donor...you have a bad omen!"

"..." Chen Nuo sighed.

That's it?

What did you think it was...

This kind of quackery is boring.

Is there a bad omen? Whether my little Keke is wearing a bra or not is none of your business.

This was all a joke from 2007, and now it’s still being said...

Uh, no, it's only 2001.

Chen Nuo sighed, looked at this person, smiled, took out ten dollars from his pocket and shook it: "Do you have the Palm of Tathagata? Here's a copy."

"...Huh?" The man was stunned.

"No? Forget it." Chen Nuo put away the money, took the two girls and left.

"Huh? Wait a minute! Don't leave!"

This person took a few steps to catch up, then stopped in front of him, and hugged Sun Keke with both fists: "Female donor, have you been having trouble with everything lately?"

"Huh?" Chen Nuo suddenly raised his eyebrows.

"The black clouds are lingering above the female benefactor's Heavenly Palace. If it is not resolved early, once the black energy takes shape and becomes overwhelming, disaster may be imminent!"

Sun Keke was stunned for a moment after hearing this, but he also heard that the words were not good. He raised his eyebrows and was about to say something, but was stopped by Chen Nuo.

Chen Nuo was neither angry nor anxious, and looked at the man with a smile: "Taoist?"

The man smiled and clasped his hands together: "Wu Daozi, a poor fellow!"

tui!!

Painting Saint, did he agree to your piracy?

I was still a little curious at first, but when I heard this name, I felt that I was not an expert - who was really an expert who gave me this name?

"Forget it, we believe in Bodhisattvas." Chen Nuo shook his head and pulled the two girls to leave again.

"Stay here!"

Wu Daozi's eyes widened, and he quickly took two steps back, his face troubled: "Well... you guys wait a moment."

The man sighed, took off his gray robe on the spot, turned it over, and put it on backwards...

Good guy!

Can be worn on both sides!

This side of the inside, with its threads and threads, actually looks like a cassock!

With a quick swipe on his head, the man took off his messy wig, revealing a slightly short head.

What is a slightly short head?

You'd say he has a bald head, but it's not completely bald. There's still a thin layer on top, so short that people can clearly see his scalp.

Let's put it this way, the boss Guo of Deyun Club in the early years had this hair shape before he had a peach heart.

The man's sleeves flicked and he clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha, the poor monk has attained enlightenment! The three benefactors belong to the same family as the Buddha, and the poor monk also serves the Buddha."

Oops!

I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people!

I know you are a liar, and I am obviously treating you like a fool!

Chen Nuo was angry instead.

He looked this person up and down and narrowed his eyes: "Okay, you're done pretending to be a Taoist monk, right? I won't talk nonsense about anything else. Can you read me a passage from the Diamond Sutra... I'll pay twenty!"

As he spoke, he took out a twenty-dollar bill from his pocket and shook it.

The fake monk blinked his eyelids...

"I heard that at one time, the Buddha was in the Solitary Garden of Savatthi, together with a group of 1,250 great bhikkhus. At that time, the World Honored One, while he was eating, put on his robes and held an alms bowl, and went to the great city of Savatthi to beg for food.

In the city, after begging from time to time, I returned to my place. After eating, I collected my clothes and bowl, washed my feet, and sat down..."

After reciting this point quickly, the fake monk looked at Chen Nuo: "That's all for the first chapter... Do you want me to continue reading the second chapter?"

Chen Nuo really laughed.

This liar has a job!

He quickly stuffed twenty yuan directly into this man's hand: "You've worked hard on memorizing it, you should be rewarded!"

After saying that, he pulled Sun Keke and Xiao Yezi away again.

"etc!!"

The fake monk stopped me again.

First stuffing the money into his pocket, the fake monk looked at Chen Nuo and then at Sun Keke: "I didn't lie to you, this female donor is really having bad luck!"

"oh?"

"Has everything been going wrong for this female donor lately, and she always encounters some unpleasant surprises?"

"Yes, yes." Chen Nuo nodded.

"It's not a big deal when you think about it, but it happens frequently, big or small, right?"

"That's right." Chen Nuo nodded. Next to him, Sun Keke was also a little curious and stared at the fake monk.

"You must have suffered a lot, and you have probably been scolded in social situations. I am afraid there must be some setbacks in your career and studies, right?"

"Huh?" Chen Nuo smiled, and the young man's eyes narrowed to a thin line!

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The fake monk sighed and said slowly: "It seems that the poor monk is right. Today's encounter is fate. The poor monk has a way to help the benefactor resolve this misfortune... Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh.

?”

Before he finished speaking, Chen Nuo had already grabbed the man's hand. With a flick of his wrist, he twisted the man's arm behind his back, forcing him to bend down.

"Tell me, how many days have you been eyeing my girlfriend? How did you do that on the stairs, and how did you go to school to steal the answers to the exam papers?" Although Chen Nuo was smiling, his eyes had turned cold.

.

"Ah? What? Oh! It's unfair! Brother, let go, let go! Oh, it's broken, it's broken, it's going to be broken..."

As soon as Chen Nuo let go, he used a secret force to send the man to the ground. The fake monk immediately sat on the ground. He rubbed his shoulders with one hand and sighed: "This brother, you are too reckless!

You have wronged me."

"Don't call me brother." Chen Nuo said calmly: "If I don't explain clearly, you will have to kneel down and call me dad in a while."

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