Chapter 933 The girl who is enlightened is very scary
The girls of the spirit spirit themselves are also very distressed because they are trapped in the "emotional realm". They clearly feel that their "fighting spirit" is rapidly being eliminated. They are full of vigilance and anxiety about such a field they have never encountered before.
At this time, the "Brick Spirit" who was also troubled by the emotional field actually proposed such a strange way to deal with it - in fact, the girls of the weapon spirit were not optimistic at the beginning. But because they were also old friends with the "Brick Spirit" who were very close friends, they did not say anything else, and honestly served as a "schooler" for the "Brick Spirit" to test whether its plan worked or not?
Ah Ling, my sisters can only help you get to this point...
Unexpectedly, the tricks that were not optimistic at all were actually against the will of heaven. The girls of the instrument spirit acted as "schoolers" and witnessed the "miracle" on the "Brick Spirit" with their own eyes. They were all stunned and looked incredibly shocked.
Damn! He actually "hiddenly" the guy "Brick Spirit"? Under the pressure of manic emotions, this guy's spiritual intelligence was opened and burst out at a super level? This is an unexpected effect that he never dared to predict optimistically!!! With such a result, all the girls of the spirit spirit were extremely excited.
The tricks taken by the "Brick Spirit" are actually the tricks they are best at. In other words, since they can produce good results on the "Brick Spirit", they are so good at it - what reason do they not actively adopt them?! The leader should not only adopt them! They also have to "clone" such a successful experience without limit! As long as they can get rid of the damn "fighting spirit" emotions, the spirit girls will do their best to work hard. No matter how difficult and difficult it is, they will bite the bullet. They don't want to be disarmed by the "blood blade zither" in such a cowardly situation!!! Besides, resisting the invasion of "negative emotions", they can still take the tricks they are best at. This is simply a "unset measure" specially designed to preferentially treat the spirit girls... The spirit girls can't think of any reason to refuse to try?!
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From the perspective of "The Spirit of the Gold Brick", I can't help but feel that those girls are a little weird.
This time it showed its "magic power" and instantly raised its "IQ" to the highest level in history! Under such circumstances, no matter how many tricky questions the spirit girls asked, it could answer them one by one without any difficulty. Such super-level performance greatly wiped out the girls' face. Even if they are not so resentful for the sake of "old friendship", they cannot be really happy for it, right?
But the facts are strange now. The group of girls with spirit spirits are all full of joy and joy.
But girls are just like that.
It's so weird. If something goes wrong, it's a monster. The "Brick Spirit" was full of doubts, and it didn't spend as much effort to reply to the tricky problems of the Artifact Spirit girl as it was at the beginning. But the IQ of this guy did explode (it can also be regarded as a burst of character). He was actually "absent-minded", but he still easily dealt with the girls' strange problems one after another. In such a situation, when he recalled in retrospect, the "Brick Spirit" himself was a little incredible.
Well, the minds of the girls of the instrument spirit have begun to shift to another aspect. Their questions about the "Gold Brick Spirit" are becoming more and more "absurd" and "black". In short, their questions have no "logical guidance" thinking.
But the more "indisciplined" they are, the harder their questions will be to respond. For example, the red girl asked with a serious face: "Can you tell a sad and beautiful love in the most beautiful language?" It's all evil. What kind of beautiful way to be in love? Isn't this deliberately making things difficult for the "Brick Spirit"? But the "Brick Spirit" still "carelessly" gave the answer that the girl in the instrument could not "find" too.
"The Spirit of the Gold Brick" confides a deformed relationship with the girls of the instrument with a affectionate tone that makes people "goose bumps" all over the ground: "...I miss you who come over and pretend to kiss me and I kick me away, touch my head and spank me, and then laugh at me. In fact, the fact is when you come over with your mouth. I want to press you on the table and kiss you wildly, enjoy your gentle and doting head-touching movements and wash your hair every day, and look at your cute and handsome appearance and want to rub you into your body. Unfortunately, you like girls, I am your most iron brother..."
The girls of the instrument spirit were shocked when they heard it. They all stared at the "Brick Spirit" with a strange look - what a huge amount of information! This guy can actually convey such rich information in such concise language! It really shocked the girls of the instrument spirit. I wonder if I can't look at this guy "Brick Spirit" with admiration.
The "spirit of the gold bricks" still looks like "the clouds are calm and the wind is clear".
But as mentioned earlier, the spirit girls have turned their minds to starting to plan. If they use various "high IQ problems" to activate their thinking and prevent "negative emotions" from continuing to affect themselves - so they are surprised and surprised. They will continue to throw some bizarre questions to the "Brick Spirit". Those problems do not need to go through the brain, and the spirit girls throw them out will be no difficulty at all.
The Orange Girl asked the "Brick Spirit" to show the "unbelievable" "boys' pick-up skills" - it must be the pick-up skills that they can't even "find" them.
"The Spirit of the Gold Brick" is also there. And it blurted out casually, as if the answer was hidden in my heart: "...I went shopping in the afternoon, and she was suddenly put on her shoulder by a strange man, and asked this and that intimately... She was so angry that she threw him away: 'Who are you? Are you wrong?' The man looked at her in surprise for a while, and suddenly slapped his head: 'Yes, I'm sorry... I forgot that it's 2013... We are not lovers yet... Sorry, please forget this matter', and after saying that, turning around and leaving. Humph, after reading too many articles from the second-hand man, it is probably not difficult to understand the mystery of this move, right?"
Such an "answer sheet" made the girls of the spirits unable to veto it.
The green girl also came to raise an extremely difficult question to the "Brick Spirit". She asked the "Brick Spirit" to only use one answer, which made all conversations "in vain" and completely invalid.
The "Brick Spirit" is still so brave. It quickly said: "..."
Just now, I explored answers that were in vain in conversation. Let me give you an example - "Why are you so fat?" "Why don't you marry me?" "Why don't you marry me?" "Why don't you marry me?" "Why don't you marry me?" I saw it? This universal answer is powerful enough, right?!
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Seeing the girl with the spirit of the instrument was shocked and inexplicable expressions, the "Brick Spirit" was very sympathetic, so I gave them an extra case - in fact, it was not just "talking", but even in action, I could complete the pursuit of the male god with just one "action".
"How to tell if he likes me?" "Kiss him." "If he doesn't like me, I push me away and slap me in the face, what if I break off my relationship from now on?" "Silly. Puss! So what? You've kissed him anyway."
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The green girl was a little unbelievable that the guy in front of her had really reached the highest level of "unstoppable". You know, some time ago, the IQ of the "Brick Spirit" was several streets away from them. Now it is actually...
The Qing girl had a gap in her heart, so of course it was easy to breed "disappointment". The Qing girl then put forward a requirement that was almost "unreasonable", requiring the "spirit of the bricks" to praise people and praise people to the point of "disgusting".
Oh, I actually want to "praise people" and make the other party feel "disgusting"? This may be quite difficult for other people, but for the "Gold Brick Spirit" that is now like a divine helper, it is simply a "piece of cake". How can it be stumped?
"The Spirit of the Golden Brick" opened his mouth and began to praise the spirit of the weapon: "... After seeing all kinds of girls, I feel that you are the best. How can you do it? You can enter the social circle of the upper class - high-end, elegant, low-key, luxurious, and profound, unrestrained and fashionable, simple and fashionable international... At the same time, you can also get along with ordinary people - low-end and rough. Vulgar and honest, rustic and pretentious, pretending to be green tea. Bitch, a strong outside and soft inside... You can even get the "like" of the rational people in the middle - cute pouting scissors, melancholy and deep. It doesn't matter. It is crazy and handsome, cold, noble and down-to-earth, fashionable, bright and fresh, cute countryside. The noble dynasty Shamat!!!..."
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It's really true! After being praised like the "Gold Brick Spirit", the girls of the spirit spirit really showed disgusting expressions on their faces. It was just a little short of "spouting". It was so uncomfortable to endure it.
I have to "disinfect" quickly. The blue girl hurriedly asked the "Brick Spirit": "I took a taxi to Di'anmen, sat in the passenger seat, and met a stingy driver. I told me that it was so hot. Turn on the air conditioner. The driver opened the window to the maximum and said that it was blowing the night wind... What are some good tricks that make the stingy driver unable to help but be generous?"
"The Spirit of the Golden Brick" answered calmly: "...This is easy. After being rejected by the driver, he had to look in the rear mirror. He sighed at himself in the mirror and said, "What a handsome face, oh, this look is blinding me, where did I cut my hair? So handsome, I spent a lot of money, it floated up..." After saying this disgusting narcissistic words a hundred times, the driver silently closed the window, isolated his sight, and turned on the air conditioner."
The girls of the spirit of weapon really have the spirit of "fighting repeatedly after defeat".
The black girl continued to raise questions to challenge the "Brick Spirit". She asked the "Brick Spirit" to describe a person in an image, and to make the audience "polarized" - some listeners thought that the people you described were "shocky", while some listeners thought that they were "too second" (that is, the legendary "second-second disease patient".)!
Well, it can be seen that the girl of the spirit spirit is constantly increasing the difficulty coefficient of the "test questions". If it were other guys, how could they persist in this intensive torture like "storm"? But the "Brick Spirit" is worthy of being a tried-and-tested warrior, and he still gave the answer without any embarrassment. And the "calm" attitude made the girl of the spirit envious.
"Brick Spirit" said to them very seriously: "...Are you evaluating polarized people? I can not only describe it in one sentence, but also more than one...Brick, first describe eight to you: 1. I was caught by bones or sand when I was frowning, and said coldly, "Rough Earth Food!" 2. After the ringtone rang, it was deep, "Who is calling me again?" 3. I was hit by someone, and I left without apologizing, and said disdainfully, "Silly Human!" 4. I was sleeping in class
Grab, calmly and lowly, 'Sorry. My body just entered the automatic patching program...'5. When my stomach was roaring, I lowered my head and said maliciously, 'Ha, do you think I will let you out?'6. After being electrocuted by static electricity, I said noble and coldly, 'Cut, is it barrier?'7. After falling down, I sneered disdainfully, 'This body is still not adaptable, I am so troublesome!'8. I had acne, covered my face and said 'Ha! Did you start to retaliate so quickly?'..."
"..." Faced with such an "image" description, who can deny that the "brain-dead" little girl would not exclaim "handsome"? Who can deny that normal people who have never been stuck in the door panel will not be considered to be "second-second patients"?
No matter what position I stand, I have to admire the performance of the "Brick Spirit".
This guy is like taking out all his "IQ" for the rest of his life in advance, and it has been used for today's day... Otherwise, it would be hard to explain this guy's IQ explosion!!! He has reached such a terrifying "level"! The girls of the weapon spirit are really "stunning" - not bad! What they have about the "Brick Spirit" is a "stunning" feeling.
They themselves have absolute authority and absolute voice in terms of "unimaginative imagination". Now, they all objectively give such a "high evaluation" of the "Brick Spirit", which has a "stunning" feeling. This also reflects the outstanding performance of the "Brick Spirit" from one side. It is really "different" in the front and back.
In the next time, the girls of the spirit spirit no longer had hope to "stump" the awesome "Brick Spirit". But as if they were doing "mechanical actions", they were still asking questions to it one after another, even though they knew that those "difficulties" were not a problem for the spirit of the brick.
The white girl asked: "If a classmate suddenly fainted during military training, what measures should be taken immediately?"
"The Spirit of the Gold Brick" said: "She slap first to see if you are pretending!"
The girl asked: "How can I make my friends stupid after sending a text message to them? "
"The Spirit of the Golden Brick" replied: "When you are unhappy, you will send a text message like this in a group, "hi I just changed into a new phone, and the phone number inside is gone. Can you send me your number once?"... Then the friends who received your text message were all stupid. They were so stupid!!! Because they would never dream of having a fool like you: Damn my friend's phone number is gone, how can you still receive text messages from you, a fucking guy, to ask for a number?"
Orange Girl: "Stop shaking their idols, okay?! You can do it!"
"The Spirit of the Brick" said: "Of course I can do it, they lie down and let me go!" (The girls of the spirit of the weapon admit: the most perfect answers they have ever seen!)
Huang.girl asked: "I saw it online, 'A bus is very crowded. A handsome guy wants to get off the bus, but the zipper of the backpack and a girl's hollow lace coat are entangled and can't be untied. The driver is urging you again. Do you have any clever solutions?'"
"The Spirit of the Brick" said: "It's simple - just let that handsome guy take the girl out of the car. Everyone will praise him as a smart boy!!!"
The green girl asked how to make a little broken child bully another child with confidence?
Such a "difficulty" is of course also a small ks for the "Brick Spirit". It answers easily: "It's also easy. For example, it was a quarrel between two little kids. A said to B: 'Do you believe it or not, I will beat your father?' B said: 'Don't believe it.' Then A decisively slapped himself and turned away. Leave B alone in the wind..."
When I heard such a "'scammer' skill", the girls of the spirit of the weapon were also "messy in the wind"! (Who are your sister abused?)
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The green girl assumed a situation where the woman after breaking up, she thought of her former boyfriend's goodness and wanted to "reunite" with him, so she wrote him a lovely letter-
"When the train drove into this strange city, it was a neon light that I had never seen before. When I opened the letter you sent me when I opened the farewell, I suddenly felt extremely longing. The city that never sleeps in the snow, I heard someone cheering and crying. I was used to traveling through the tempting night, but I couldn't forget your face. Has anyone ever told you that I love you very much? Has anyone ever cried in your diary? Has anyone ever told you that I care very much? The distance of this city..."
The young girl asked: "What kind of reply should my ex-boyfriend reply? I asked for a message to ask about her well-being, but this greeting will not only not make the woman happy, but will be depressed?"
"The Spirit of the Brick" quickly gave an example to illustrate: "...I miss you, I don't know how you have been after so long of breaking up, and is anyone who loves you like me. You always don't grow up and need others to take care of you. Even crossing the road, you will forget to see traffic lights and have to be held by others to be safe. In fact, there is nothing important, I just want to tell you that I have passed the driver's license exam, so be careful when going out..."
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In short, this time, the "Brick Spirit" showed an absolutely awesome "IQ". This situation played a great encouragement to the girls of the artifact spirit. Really, they have made up their minds with the "Brick Spirit" as a case and a benchmark. The "IQ" they will show next is definitely higher than the "Brick Spirit".
Chapter completed!