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Chapter 644 Horror, a group of cultured neurotics

Miss Jiang acted calmly.

According to Zixing and Long Ji, Daji's understanding: she should have a way to easily solve the troubles of the girl with the "black life body" and the eyes are confused.

Since that's the case, Zi Xing and the others handed over the task of "save the weapon spirit" to Wen Qiang.

Miss Jiang did not refuse, and emitted a soft and dazzling light at will, wrapping the nine spirit girls and sending them into a special space.

From the perspective of Zi Xing, Long Ji and Daji, the group of girls disappeared collectively after the light flashed. This surprised them a little.

Daji couldn't help but ask curiously: "Hey, where did you send those nine little sisters?"

"Well, I've been sent to a relatively special time and space. As long as they stay there for twenty-one minutes, it's equivalent to twenty-one days in the "Asura Realm"..." Miss Jiang said lightly.

Generally speaking, the prophetic masters are also proficient in some secret techniques of "manipulating time". It is not too difficult to find a special space that can slow down time "1040 times" (one minute is equal to the conversion rate of a day).

Everyone believes that slowing down time is not a problem for Ms. Jiang, but everyone doesn’t understand: Why can the girls who stay in a “special space” for twenty-one days to restore their eyes to normal?

There must be inside information that everyone doesn't understand. The audience all showed "gossip" expressions and their eyes focused on Miss Jiang.

Facing everyone's questions, Ms. Jiang patiently explained: "In fact, the 'black life form' does not use the 'blindness' on the girls, but a spell similar to a mental attack. After being attacked, the girls will form a compulsive consciousness in their minds, forcing them to believe that the illusion in their minds is the real scene they see... To break this compulsive will, the easiest way is to let a 'mass amount of information' pour into their minds. When the girls' minds pass through extremely chaotic states, and then drive away all distractions and return to normal again, they will naturally clear the will imposed by the 'black life form' together..."

After hearing the "reincarnation" repeatedly called "good" and claimed that this is consistent with the principle of "breaking and then establishing" from "great chaos" to "great governance", and is extremely philosophical... (This guy has signs of becoming a "flattering spirit".)

Zi Xing is concerned that the "successful chaos in the sea of ​​consciousness" will cause the spirit girl to endure inhuman torture...

But Ms. Jiang said that now she can only come up with such a way to help the girl get out of the predicament.

Zi Xing exchanged views with Daji and Longji helplessly. Well, I really couldn't think of a better trick. Although Miss Jiang's method was not perfect, she had to accept it.

...

"Reincarnation" is most happy for the torture of the instrument spirit girls. So it also wants to follow it to that "special space" and carefully appreciate the suffering of the instrument spirit girls. (The poor "Reincarnation" has been "bullied" by the instrument spirit girls, and has become a little distorted.)

Of course, "Reincarnation" will not reveal its true thoughts on the surface. It made a statement openly: because it was worried that girls would fight in extreme mental disorder, so it asked "Goddess Jiang" to send it to that special space... It wanted to take care of the girls nearby and would never allow collective fights...

Miss Jiang is a kind woman. She did not think that the motive for "reincarnation" was impure, so she nodded and agreed to its request.

Then, he quickly sent "reincarnation" into the "special space".

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When I saw the girls again, the "reincarnation" was a little surprised.

What it unexpectedly is: the spirit girls in a chaotic state of mind. They are not "crazy" running around in this space as expected (with disheveled hair, a messy and embarrassing image).

As it turns out, there will be mental problems and they are also divided into "levels". Some low-level characters can also eat shit in a crazy way; while high-level "psychopaths" act like girls.

The sign that the girls' mental state is in "chaotic" is what the girls say now.

They were sitting there seriously, chatting very passionately. "Reincarnation" tried to approach them, and when they heard the content of their conversation, they suddenly felt "hilarious and sarcastic".

I heard the Red Girl say to the Orange Girl seriously: "To me, you are just a little boy, no different from thousands of other little boys. I don't need you. You don't need me either. To you, I am no different from thousands of other foxes. But if you tame me, we need each other. At that time, you will be unparalleled in the world; to you, I am unique... Let me give you a piece of advice. As a boy, you should learn from your "little brother" (also known as the "second brother" or "'). First, never show off; second, the key is to always hold on; third, you can cultivate successors; fourth, you can be good at attacking and make them happy; fifth, you can create friction and make everyone happy; sixth, you can narrow yourself humbly after victory. Summary: low-key, backbone, and capable!"

Orange girl also told her very seriously: "Yes, the so-called best friend is better than anyone else's beating and scolding him is worse than anyone else's, but he is better than someone else's. So, you have to treat each other sincerely and cannot be inclined to be kind to others. So don't pretend to be good to others and wear a pair of pants on the surface, right? Oh, a boy like you will never know how long you will remember what you said in a girl's mind... You won't know either.

How many girls are reluctant to spend their boyfriends’ money? How many girls order the cheapest when their boyfriends treat them? How many girls secretly pay the bills when they are having dinner with their boyfriends? Girls who do this do not think you are poor, they are pitiful, they are not that she has money, but that she truly loves you and is reluctant to spend money on her. She would rather be frugal than spend your money indiscriminately! Boys, do you really love you if you see clearly that such girls around you really love you?”

The yellow girl was combing out her dreams: "Every day, there are dreams in her heart. I roared loudly at myself. People are too loyal to their feelings, so it is difficult to think carefully. I was so painful that I wanted to cry, but I smiled foolishly... So I finally decided to be loyal to my 'dream'. I have two distant dreams. First, when I was a child, I spent a cent to buy an ice bag. I took a small mouth on the corner, held it, drank for an afternoon. Then I blew it and stomped it on! This is life. The second great dream is that every time I fart, I can make a huge sound, and then a sentence of 'I put it on'. Then I explained proudly: 'I must bravely admit that I can't let my farts be without my mother.'"

Green girls are concerned about the development of women: "It is said that women have eight fears: when they were girls, they were afraid that no one would want them; when they were in love, they were afraid that they would be dumped; when they were not afraid of their husbands; when they were not arrogant; when they were having sex outside, they were afraid that their husbands would not be able to get romantic; when they were having sex with their husbands; when they were having sex with their husbands; when they were afraid that they were having a son like their leader... But they didn't know what they should be afraid of the most was that they were 'do not know how to be a fat girl'. Then, the right way to be a fat girl? If a fat girl has been buying loose, covering her flesh, slimming, and thighs since she became fat, then she would still be a fat man in half a year! But if she bought short, tight, and smaller clothes from the beginning, then it can be predicted. In half a year, she will become a very conspicuous fat man in the crowd! This is progress!"

The green girl is worried about the sufferings of the people: "Food takes 7 seconds from the mouth to the stomach. A person's hair can carry 3kg of heavy objects. The size of a male genitals is three times that of a thumb. The hardness of the thigh bone is almost the same as that of a man. A woman blinks one times more than a man blinks. When a person stands upright, he needs to use 300 muscles... But these are not the key. The key is: Never get sick and be hospitalized. Once an ambulance rings, the pig will be raised in a year; when you stay in the hospital for one year, you will work in three years; if you work hard for a well-off life for ten years, you will be in a serious illness. You will be soaked in a serious illness. You will be critically ill and wait to see the king of hell. Plant beans and sorghum, and you will be busy with the black doctor every day. Black hearts are always cheating parents! You are cheating parents!"

The blue girl has never lacked romantic feelings. She sang softly: "We are the sorrows in other people's stories, like the falling leaves, drifting with the wind, unable to find the direction. On the road of the emperor, there are our footprints, but not in heaven, just that touch of desolate red, telling the sadness of blood... The horse stepped on the starry sky, the majestic body, the stunning battle, shot down the divine moon, breaking the eternal myth, building a glory of the emperor's road, becoming a masterpiece. That is the glory of others. Confused and confused, where are we? Struggling and searching, a pile of bones on the imperial road annotated our desolation..."

The purple girl never lacks a feeling called "Xiake". She expressed affectionately: "One day, the dog asked the wolf: Do you have a house and a car? The wolf said no. The dog asked again: Do you have three meals a day and fruit? The wolf said no. Then did you coax you to play and take you shopping? The wolf said no. The dog said contemptuously: You are so incompetent, why are there nothing! The wolf smiled: I have the personality of not eating shit, I have the goal I pursue, I have the freedom you do not have. I am a lonely wolf, and you are just a dog that thinks you are happy! - Do you want to be a happy dog, or do you want to be a free but lonely wolf?"

What are the black girls doing?

She is now recalling the wonderful years she spent in "another time and space": "That year, after I just finished a game, I looked at the words "Insufficient balance, the system is about to get off the computer" popped up in the lower right corner of the computer, and stood up reluctantly, walked out of the Internet cafe, took out the only dollar to take the bus home. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Brother Zixing and several sisters sitting in the house, with a bad face - the house was in a mess. Brother and sisters had just quarreled again! Let's have a divorce again! My sister stood up and asked me with a slight face: 'Sister, your brother Zixing and I are going to divorce. Are you with me or with him? You can choose for yourself!' I looked at my sister innocently, and looked again.

Looking at Brother Zixing, tears suddenly surged out. Yes, what a cruel choice... I thought to myself and hesitated. I know that my sister is tighter and there is a lot of water. But it is obvious that Brother Zixing's anus is tighter because it has just been developed. Which one should I choose? I suddenly felt a ray of heart: Choose my sister! After all, she has three holes. Brother Zixing only has two! So I said to Brother Zixing apologetically: "I'm sorry, I chose to be with my sister!" Brother Zixing wriggled his lips and said leisurely: 'Sister. Don't forget. She will never have the ability to develop your anus! And I have it!' When I heard it, my face pale. So I fell into infinite dilemma again..."

“…”

Is this too evil? After hearing this statement, "reincarnation" instantly turned into a mess in the wind.

Is this the huge impact brought by a group of educated "nervous"?

I don’t know what other people feel, but “reincarnation” was completely shocked by their explosive “crazy words”.

I have to say the word "动".

"Reincarnation" murmured to himself: "...Yes, I was completely defeated by you. Hey, no doubt, no surprise. You are not dazzled, I am truly killed by you in seconds. I already think that I am the best among the "No moral integrity" clan, but your majestic bodies are already standing in front of me. You are definitely a mountain that I can never cross. For those who "No moral integrity" can reach your highest level, I have to sigh and feel ashamed... You don't have to express your apology to me. I know that you didn't mean it. You knew very early: your appearance may completely subvert my recognition.

Know. Just like you told me that 'you are going to have a divorce with Brother Zixing', it will make me collapse! A short and lean person of more than ten centimeters is much more useful than a 20 centimeters of fatigue. Let's understand the stupid creatures in the six realms by yourself!...I know that even if I have the opportunity to stand in front of you, I will never surpass you. If you want to compete with you for "no integrity" and no lower limit, it is an unattainable dream. Dare to have such thoughts, it is as ridiculous as saying that you have conquered it when you climb Mount Everest! You are broad and kind because of your "no lower limit"! Ah, you are an immortal legend in the "no integrity" clan..."

...

"Reincarnation" sighed sincerely from the bottom of his heart, alarming the group of spirit girls.

The girls looked at the "uninvited guest" vigilantly and shouted in unison: "Who are you? You dare to break into our 'territories'? Do you admire our peerless style and want to pursue us?"

"Yes, you are really imagining things."

Huan Hui knows that the girls' mental state is extremely chaotic now, and they are worried that they will not follow the girls' words. If something "unexpected" happens, Miss Jiang and Zixing will both push the blame to it, that would be terrible. Therefore, Huan Hui can only compromise and admit against his will to be admired by a group of "psychopaths".

(When did I actually fall to such a level????? The heart of reincarnation is bleeding...)

The girls nodded with satisfaction, with a proud expression of "I guessed you were our admirer."

The girls solemnly stated: They will not reduce the demands on accepting mediocre "schoolers".

Therefore, they asked for "reincarnation" to show their advantages and conditions. They actually have the courage to "pursuit them"?

Forced to a "desperate situation", "Reincarnation" had to endure humiliation and said: "...I am confident that I will definitely become a good boyfriend. Because I have always been so generous and warm to my girlfriend..." (When I said this, the heart of "Reincarnation" continued to bleeding... I remembered the girlfriend that it had made n years ago who looked "six sides", and she dared to dislike it for its ugly appearance! Bah!)

The girl said: "The empty words are not convincing, so I want to give an example. Just tell me how you used to treat your girlfriend with a 'generous and warm pillow'..."

"Reincarnation" had no choice but to "record confessions" according to their requirements-

"For example, one night, I went shopping with my girlfriend. I brought 3 yuan.d. I don't want to bring so much money. I also know that money should not be revealed. I can't take so much money. I can remember it. But there is no way. I really like my girlfriend so much. I feel uneasy if I don't bring so much money... In addition, I also brought a mineral water bottle. I filled the bathroom with water, and then told my girlfriend that I bought it. This saved 1 yuan. Then I was hungry at noon, so I spent two dollars to buy two breads, one for each person. Then we walked to the mall. She wanted to go in, but I suddenly said that my stomach hurts so much. Then I let her go shopping alone. I spent 50 cents to buy a newspaper and wait for her outside.

(If I go in, wouldn’t I have to spend money? And I also have to act as a free 'porter'...) Finally, we waited for her to come out. We walked around and walked around. It was 5 o'clock and she said she was hungry. So I took her to a station (don’t make a fuss, I will naturally go home for dinner when I am hungry. This is common sense.). When she was about to say something, I said to her: Yes, I am hungry, let’s go back. I also asked her if she wanted to buy a ticket? She said no. I pretended to buy a ticket, but she pushed it down... I was so happy today, there was still 50 cents left. I bought a lollipop and went back to my home happily licked it happily~~”

“…”

Although the group of spirit girls were in mental chaos, their minimum judgment was not completely lost.

They were silent for a moment before stammering: "This is how you treat your ex-girlfriend? Are you sure, are you a 'generous hot pillow'?"

"It's true," Huan Zhi: "It was precisely because I was so generous and enthusiastic that I made my girlfriend embarrassed! Since that time, no matter how I asked her, she didn't come out. Well, what a good girl, I was shocked by my generosity and enthusiasm, and I was so inferior that I didn't dare to face me..."

The girls stuttered again: "Are you sure she dared not see you again because of her inferiority?"

"There is no need to discuss such a fact." "Reincarnation" waved her hand confidently: "Don't I understand what a girl thinks..."

“…”

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