The girls of the spirit of the artifact were nagging and instilling the resentful "Thirty-year-old Shang King" that "Brother Zixing is not a prodigal son, but a filial son."

Doing "ideological work" has always been what girls are best at and are most willing to do.

They thought that this one-way "brainwashing" would continue. Moreover, it would continue in this situation...

They were wrong.

In the world of cultivation, the previous master cherishes the inheritance of all precious powers very much. In other words, it is basically impossible not to focus on preventing theft of your "inheritance".

Like Pangu, the giant entrusted "Lao Ni" to keep the "holy power" left behind by him; and the "holy power" of "saint Nuwa" also has the "light of the memory of the saint" guarding... According to this rule, the "imperial spirit" accumulated by the thirty generations of Shang kings cannot be arranged without arranging the "guardians".

The thirty generations of Shang kings have a misty soul and no longer have an independent consciousness. Instead, the "resentment" they have accumulated is far greater than the sober thinking.

They had foreseeed this.

Just now, before the thirty Shang kings died, they each extracted a wisp of their awake souls and fused them into the body of the "guardian" who "the emperor's aura".

Over time, the "guardian" who fuses thirty strands of the remnant souls of the Shang kings, became an immortal new soul. (There are never shortages of non-cultivists in humans who desire immortality. But their dreams are finally shattered. The "guardian" gained the opportunity for eternal existence in this alternative way, which is also considered a heresy among the "non-cultivists"...)

This "guardian" is not one of the thirty Shang kings of all dynasties. But it also has the advantages and disadvantages of the thirty Shang kings of all dynasties.

This brand new soul guardian inherited the most from the deep attachment to the "Da Shang Kingdom" and the maintenance of the heirs of the Da Shang royal family.

Of course, because of the "deep love", it is inevitable that Zixing's "explosive" behavior is full of resentment.

...

The girls of the spirit of the weapon adopted a "comfort strategy" in time to take it. It is right.

Although we cannot fully understand the examples of "covered truth" in all dynasties mentioned by girls, it makes sense to see the parts we can understand.

This somewhat stabilized the emotions of the "guardian of the emperor's aura".

It is willing to speak and communicate with the girls - this is a big improvement.

The "guardian of the emperor's aura" first "relying on his seniority" and regards himself as a "lonely empty-nest elderly man".

It nagged and complained to the girls - in order to protect the national destiny of the Great Shang Kingdom, the "imperial spirit" left by the Shang kings has been so lonely that it has lived for hundreds or thousands of years.

A lonely soul wanders in the underground palace of Da Shang... Only with a little imagination can you experience its mood and situation...

The girl of the weapon spirit disagreed: We are "artifact spirits" and are still alone in a narrow space for ten thousand years... What is it to stay in the "underground palace" for hundreds or thousands of times? People must endure loneliness before they can become great...

But you can't reveal this true "voice" in your mouth.

Angry the "guardian of the emperor's aura", where can I go to fight for Zixing's inheritance of the "imperial of the emperor"?

Not only can you not infuriate it, but you must also "obey" its meaning flexibly and appropriately without touching on the issue of principle.

The green girl nodded repeatedly like a "chicken pecking at rice", thinking that the guardian should be angry. Although Brother Zixing didn't know its existence, this was not enough to be an excuse for him not to care about the "ancestors".

The green girl shows her sympathy for the "empty-nest elderly" - because of the distance between relatives, the lonely elderly even treat the cats and dogs they raise as close relatives and give them the same treatment as their biological children.

After hearing this, the "Guardian of the Imperial Aura" became a little unhappy.

Although it is lonely, it also has a "high style". After all, it integrates the remnant souls of thirty Shang kings in the human world, and when it comes to "taking cats and dogs as their biological children" on it, its first reaction is that it feels that this is a kind of insult to it.

"How do you talk? What a cat or a dog..." it scolded angrily.

The green girl saw its displeasure, but was calm and calmly cited the real story that had occurred in the "human world" some time ago as an example-

A "old man living alone" surnamed Zhao issued a "reward notice", saying that his beloved dog was lost on the 8th. He promised to "repay the person who returns it, thank you for a house again." This attracted widespread attention.

It is understood that the empty-nest old man named Zhao, a few years ago, her son sent a "Chow Chow" to accompany him. Mr. Zhao said that after getting along with his beloved dog, he felt calm and had some mentality. But on February 8 this year, Mr. Zhao had been raising Chow Chow for 7 years and was lost. In order to find his beloved dog, Mr. Zhao used his relationship to publish a "dog search revelation" and said that he would use a property worth over one million to thank the one who would give back.

Mr. Zhao said that the property is located near the Second Ring Road of Beijing City, and is now worth 660,000 yuan, and the demolition price is over 1 million yuan. All my income is legal. Compared with the lifelong commitment, a family member is more than one million yuan.

Many people in the capital saw this "Notice" and joked: "Save money to buy a house if you don't work hard! Go and find a puppy." But many elderly citizens also have a deep impression of this: "In an empty nest home, life has lost fun and harmed health. What can make up for it?"

At present, the problem of empty-nest elderly people in Dashang is very serious. Many "urban empty-nest elderly people" are relatively sufficient in terms of material things, but only spiritual care is lacking. During the Chinese New Year and holidays, the elderly can only be with cats and dogs, which is really pitiful.

In order to relieve loneliness and loneliness, many empty-nest elderly people raise pets to accompany them, regard their pets as "family" and devote all their feelings. The situations where the elderly are sad because their pets are sick and die.

"Now the elderly have fewer and fewer children around them, and they are getting farther and farther away when they grow up. This is a social phenomenon. In addition to the government caring for the 'empty-nest elderly', the elderly also need to learn to adjust themselves..." The young girl finally sighed like this. She looked like a standard "sadness of the heavens and compassionate". She believed that the "guardian of the emperor" liked to hear such words and spoke very devotedly.

...

Unexpectedly, her "concert words" were really in vain.

You should know that the "guardian of the emperor's aura" is the "remnant soul" of the thirty generations of Shang kings.

As a king, there is always the kind of "darkness".

I heard the "Emperor's Aura Guardian" was very heavy. The taste guessed: "Little girl, the 'empty-nest old man' you mentioned, Lao Zhao is a woman, right? Well, if the missing dog is a male dog... Lao Zhao is so sad about the missing dog. He would rather sell the property and find it again. This matter would be 'intriguing'..."

The girls of the spirits were stunned together.

After a while, he cursed in his heart: "This old man is not practicing!"

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Because the other party is a humane "old man". The attitude of girls communicating with it is much more casual.

They said that they are all good sisters recognized by "Brother Zixing". Naturally, they are also the younger generations of the elderly. Therefore, they are all qualified to ask for "New Year's money" from their elders.

The black girl also vowed to assure the "guardian of the imperial spirit" that the New Year's money given by the elders would never "show off" to children of the same age because they received a lot of "New Year's money".

It turned out that it was a real thing: it was a child who followed his parents back to his grandma's house to pay New Year's greetings. He showed off his wealth to children of the same age when he was buying snacks in the market, which led to be beaten by several children of the same age.

Xiaojun is 10 years old this year. During the Chinese New Year, she goes back to her grandmother’s house in a village to pay New Year’s greetings with her parents.

During the New Year greetings, Xiaojun received a red envelope of more than 4,000 yuan for grandma, grandpa, uncle, aunt and others, and he was very happy. After lunch, his parents and relatives were chatting together, and Xiaojun took the New Year's money and went to the market to buy things outside.

In front of a stall in the market, four children of the same age chattered about how much New Year's money they had collected. After listening, Xiaojun found that the children's New Year's money was not as much as him, so he took out his 4,000 yuan New Year's money and said, "You are not as much as my New Year's money." After that, he happily went to the internship and retail business. (He was happy. Those four couldn't be happy. It was a typical example of "building your happiness on the pain of others"!!!)

This is not the end. On the way home after buying things, Xiaojun was blocked by the four children just now. The child in charge said, "He has more red envelopes than we add up, beat him!" (What logic! It is a reflection of the "hate of the rich" mentality.) So the four children started fighting with Xiaojun.

At this moment, an adult passed by here and saw several children fighting together and then stepped forward to stop them. The children turned their heads and ran away when they saw the adults coming. The adults didn't care at that time, so they helped Xiaojun who was lying on the ground, slapped the soil on Xiaojun's body, and asked them why they were fighting? Xiaojun told the whole story.

...

Other spirit girls also collectively stated: "Give New Year's money to children during the New Year, but if the children do not have the ability to manage New Year's money, parents should help them keep it to avoid danger. We don't have parents. If the elders give us 'New Year's money', we will leave it to Brother Zixing for safekeeping... Brother Zixing helps us properly keep the New Year's money, which can avoid going out with New Year's money, and it is also to prevent children from becoming the target of some criminals."

...

The "Guardian of the Imperial Aura" was really ridiculous after hearing this.

I thought to myself: Zixin is the king of the Da Shang Dynasty and is still waiting to inherit the "imperial spirit" we keep. He actually thought of letting him keep the "New Year's money" for you. It's such a big face! He is really a group of genius children. No!!! This is also a matter of cleaning up the majesty of a country. Well, they must stop their idea of ​​asking for New Year's money.

The idea was certain, and the "guardian of the emperor's aura" said to the girls very seriously: "You can't hide it from me. In fact, you are no longer little girls, you should be considered big girls, and you shouldn't have to ask for 'New Year's money'..."

The girls of the weapon spirit were all shocked: Could it be that this guy has good eyesight? Can you tell that they are a "artifact spirit" that has existed for more than 100,000 years? It's just that they play in the Six Realms under the guise of a girl?

Unexpectedly, the next analysis of "Guardian of Imperial Aura" surprised them.

The "guardian of the emperor's aura" does not judge the girls' age from other aspects, but simply from the size of the "breasts".

How to identify the "breast circumference" of girls? This also requires experience and technology—

A girl will not let you touch her breasts before she becomes your girlfriend. However, magic bras, breast augmentation, and other hateful techniques have caused the girl’s true bust size to be unable to be able to visually measure the girl’s true bust size with the naked eye alone... Then, judging such things requires wisdom, experience and technology!

Law 1: A girl with a slender figure is unlikely to have big breasts. For example, an Asian girl with a weight of 46kg and a height of 163 cm can basically only have a cup breast. If she visually feels that her breasts are very tall, there must be fakes.

Law 2: Observe the taper of the chest. If the appearance looks high and the base area is small, it means that the lifting technique is used. Because the area of ​​the bulge of the chest is so small. This is unscientific!

Law 3: Observe the elasticity index of the bra strap. If you feel that the bra strap is elastic and has a slant, it means that the chest may be quite plump and not supported by a thickened sponge.

Law 4: Vibration and fluctuation of breasts. Pay attention to the fact that girls who walk or move can visually feel the fluctuation of their chests, which means that the chest is large. Even if they use silicone chest covers, it is impossible to cause overall vibration of double breasts, because the amount of silicone is relatively small and not enough to cause fluidity.

Law 5: Visually measure satisfaction. If a girl wears neatly and feels that her breasts are still not prominent, then the size of her true breasts is 60% or less of the visually measured size, because it is very likely that she has adopted a series of height-enhancing techniques.

Law 6: The principle of inaccurate testing. For girls you like or are interested in, you should touch her breasts with your own hands and measure them on the spot (of course, you must obtain the girl's permission, otherwise you will not be responsible for being beaten to death or injured and sent to prison).

If Zi Xing heard this "high theory" of "Guardian of Imperial Aura" on the spot, he would definitely not be very convinced. Because he had rich practical experience in his previous life. He would think like this: "The first one is not accurate. I have met a girl who is 1.6 meters tall, weighs 45 kilograms, and wears a C cup. And among the residents in the community where I live, there are at least 34 girls who are similar to those who wear B cups..."

“…”

However, the girls are not like their brother Zixing, and they have not studied it in depth.

Hearing the "Guardian of the Imperial Aura" talking about his "identification technology", the girls all cursed in their hearts: "This old man is indeed a very hidden super lewd demon... Bah, hasn't it heard the word "child? Beauty? Giant? Breasts"? Humph, there is indeed a congenital deficiency without going through the 'baptism' of more than 600g in another time and space..."

Of course, what girls now represent is the image of a king of a country, "Brother Zixing". It cannot be as "indignant" as the "guardian of the emperor's aura".

So, a very dramatic scene appeared-

The "Guardian of Imperial Aura" talks about its "breast circumference" measurement technology summarized by its experience, while the girls "a serious look" discusses the topic of "how men improve their cultivation and win respect from others".

Everyone talks about their own affairs and does not interfere with each other.

Red Girl: "If men want to increase their own cultivation and improve their attractiveness to women, they must strictly abide by the following five points - 1. Men also need to take care of themselves, eat more tomatoes, leeks, bananas, and seafood. 2. Play less games. There is no house or girlfriend in World of Warcraft. 3. Disaster comes from the mouth, don't say bad things behind the scenes. 4. Read more books and accumulate topics of conversation. 5. Occasionally, read fashion magazines to improve your taste."

Orange Girl: "If men want to increase their own cultivation and improve their attractiveness to women, they must strictly abide by the following five points - 1. This planet needs artists, but you are not. So you need to fix your hair, manicure, and take care of your beard. 2. You can buy cosmetics for your girlfriend, but don't encourage their vanity. 3. If you send a text message to someone you like, don't send it again if she doesn't reply. 4. Don't fight with a woman, one, you may not beat her, two, the woman you fight with must be a lunatic, so it's better not to fight. 5. Eat 70% full - keep 70% full with your girlfriend, so you can last for a long time."

Green Girl: "If men want to increase their own cultivation and improve their attractiveness to women, they must strictly abide by the following five points - 1. Maintain a childlike heart. 2. A glass of water in the morning prevents gallstones. Do not drink water for an hour before going to bed, otherwise there will be bags in the eye. 3. Everyone has no money, and many famous brands are bought from street stalls. Don't think this is embarrassing. 4. Problems that can be solved with money are not a problem. 5. When you think you have nothing, you actually have the most precious resource: time."

Qing Girl: "If men want to increase their own cultivation and improve their attractiveness to women, they must strictly abide by the following five points - 1. Don't be too concerned about failure, but learn to blame yourself and get rid of bad habits. 3. The network of relationships is important, but you are the most reliable person. 4. Cultivate a confidant. 5. Don't take it for granted when your friend invites you to dinner."

Purple Girl: "If men want to increase their own cultivation and improve their attractiveness to women, they must strictly abide by the following five points - 1. The best way to gain respect is to be humble. 2. Be responsible in doing things. 3. Be well-cultivated to have a deep root. 4. Try to watch sex movies as little as possible. 5. It is late at night, ask yourself what plans are in the future?"

Black Girl: "If men want to increase their own cultivation and improve their attractiveness to women, they must strictly abide by the following five points - 1. Making plans is important and maintain the habit of making memorandums. 2. Learn English well and don't get a certificate. 3. Decide to do something. There is no need to tell others before success. 4. Love cannot be eaten as a meal. 5. Don't believe in zodiac signs, houses and cars cannot wait."

...

After he thought he had taught a lot of experience and "successfully stopped" the girls from asking for "New Year's money" from them, the "monarchy guardian" was finally willing to enter the substantial "negotiation stage" with the girls.

"Ahem, I can guess that your brother Xin asked you to come to me as his 'envoy', and he must have only one purpose: to inherit the 'imperial spirit' of thirty Shang kings, right?"

The girls of the spirit nodded together.

"As the current monarch of the Great Shang Dynasty, your son, brother Xin, wants to inherit the imperial spirit of his ancestors. But I have a condition..." (To be continued...)

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