Chapter 597(1/2)
The "first beast" became stubborn, and no one could convince it to change its course. ([] )
Grandpa Zhu is too lazy to explain the truth to such a stubborn guy. As the saying goes, "When it is true, it is also false."
Grandpa Zhu was silent.
Finally, the girls of the artifact spirit agreed to go to the "Buddha's Illusion" to meet their Sister Jiang.
This decision is not only to persuade Miss Jiang to agree to the request of the "first ferocious beast", but more importantly, the girls want to know the real situation in person. Especially to understand Miss Jiang’s true thoughts... This is very important.
It wouldn't be too late to make an idea when the truth is revealed.
In addition, the girls had an idea that they could not express themselves: they had to find Sister Jiang for Brother Zixing. They had been letting Miss Jiang go missing like this. As the "initiators", they had a great sin.
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When the "First Ferocious Beast" used magical powers to send the girls to the "Buddha's Illusion", he hypocritically encouraged them: "Your mission this time is very important. If you complete it, you may become experts like me in the future..."
The girls don't appreciate it.
The orange girl opened her eyes wide and said, "What's good about you? Is it sharp?"
The black girl explained to the orange girl: "This, sister, you don't know something - this is the guy's own growth experience. Back then, it used this trick to be "inspirational": it has carried a small mirror with it since childhood. When it couldn't read the secrets of cultivation or practiced seriously, it took the mirror to look at itself, and silently recited in its heart: It has grown into this kind of b. Isn't study hard and what future will it have?... This trick "inspirational" is particularly effective for it. Now, this guy's current strength is quite considerable, and it can block Grandpa Zhu from absorbing the holy power of the 'celestial realm'!!! Ahem, it is so promising!!!"
The "No. 1 Fierce Beast" was so choked that she couldn't speak.
The girls' comments are as harsh as they hear them.
It had a straight face and was too lazy to talk to the girl. It was purely looking for abuse.
But the girls were very busy. In order to ensure smooth sailing, they specially found a puppy from heaven, squatted down and asked it: "Will my fortune be very prosperous in the next year?" The dog's head was shaking, as if he had thought about it, and opened his mouth and spoke: "High!" So the girls were all happy.
Seeing this scene, the "first ferocious beast" was a little amused and she thought maliciously: If the girls meet a cat on the side of the road, they squat down and ask it: "Will their fortune be very prosperous this year?" The cat must answer: "Meow!!!"
No matter what, I still sent the girls away...
The world suddenly became quiet and peaceful.
Only it and Grandpa Zhu, two nominal "old friends", have actually reached the point of "relatively speechless", and there is nothing to say!!!
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Reunited with Miss Jiang, who had been "missed" for a while, the girls felt that Sister Jiang's image had changed drastically.
Ahem, a bored man has summarized the ten moments of the sexiest of a woman, such as 1. The lace lace in stockings faintly revealed; 2. Light a faint cigarette in the deep night; 3. Cross your hands intentionally or unintentionally in front of your chest; 4. After taking a shower, the wet water dripping on your head; 5. Focus on your eyes; 6. Lying softly beside your beloved man's pillow; 7. After your husband returns home, prepare a table of food; 8. After getting up, he is not dressed and tidy, making people think a lot; 9. Wearing the loose shirt of your beloved man; 10. In front of your lover, lift the quilt wildly.
These ten moments have nothing to do with Miss Jiang’s image at this moment - how to say it? Although Miss Jiang was very dignified and insulated from sexuality, she was also a youthful, beautiful and charming image.
Why didn’t she see her for a while? Now she has become “full of fear” like a “bodhisattva”? If this momentum continues to develop, it is hard to guarantee that she will not become a straightforward and rigid Taoist priest.
The girls were staring at Miss Jiang blankly, and were shocked by the changes that happened to her.
I thought guiltily: Could it be that my misunderstanding about Brother Zixing hurt her heart. So I had the idea of becoming a monk?
"Reincarnation" first discovered the traces of the girls.
To send the girls to this "Buddha's Illusion" as lobbyists, the "first beast" did not know that they would "reincarnate" in advance.
"Reincarnation" was quite surprised by the sudden appearance of the girls.
"Reincarnation" stared blankly at the action of one direction, which also alarmed Miss Jiang.
Miss Jiang looked along the "reincarnation" and saw the girls. She was even more surprised and asked in a lost voice: "Hey, why are you here?"
The girls were guilty of "unintentionally breaking up the relationship between Sister Jiang and Brother Zixing" and were embarrassed to see Miss Jiang again.
In order to eliminate the situation that was not conducive to them, the girls quickly entered a "fighting state" and played the "tragic card" at Miss Jiang.
A group of girls rushed to Miss Jiang and complained with tears and snot, saying that they had just escaped from the terrifying "desert island in the heavens". They lived a really miserable life during this period...
"Reincarnation" is quite disdainful of the girls' performance.
It blew up the ground and said: "The heaven is still calm now. What kind of major air crash will you encounter? As for the trapped desert island? It's really nonsense!!!"
The orange girl glared at the "reincarnation" and said counterattackingly: "You guy has little knowledge, so don't have the face to say bad things about others. Let me ask you: In your opinion, the United States has probably not been invaded by a large number of foreigners after entering the 21st century, right?"
The competition for knowledge is profound, and the "reincarnation" is not afraid of "reincarnation". He immediately replied calmly: "If it is not counted as the invasion scene in the 9/11 incident and the science fiction blockbuster, the United States in the 21st century has never been attacked by foreigners!!!"
The girls knew that "reincarnation" would answer this way, and immediately gave examples to refute it - thus proving that "reincarnation" has no knowledge!!!
"You are wrong, the cycle of inexplicable reincarnation!!! Let me tell you the truth - the vanguard of the attack on the US imperial in the 21st century is the Carp Legion!!! And it is a carp army native to our Celestial Dynasty. Cough cough, how can this make our Celestial King's Army feel..." Judging from the remarks, all the girls are completely military aggressive.
"Reincarnation" was stunned.
Can carp be the pioneer in attacking the United States?
But the girls are not talking nonsense. There is strong evidence for their view.
Girls, I said everything. Soon, the whole story of the matter was revealed.
Around the 1980s, some aquaculture farms in southern America were flooded with phytoplankton and microorganisms. Later, the US government formulated a "Professional Fish Talent Introduction Plan" - the Tianchao carp that likes to eat microorganisms and phytoplankton. They were treated as professional "fish Talents" and introduced into fish ponds in southern America.
In American language, carp does not refer to the species of carp, but to various fishes under the family Carp family. The four major fish belong to the family Carp family.
After successfully "immigrating", at the beginning, the carp troops stayed honestly in the fish pond and worked for the Americans according to the tasks assigned by the government.
But whenever there was a chance, a large number of carp took advantage of the flood to successfully "break the prison" and headed north along the Mississippi River.
These carp brothers from the Celestial Empire have super adaptable and amazing appetite. They eat food that is about half of their body weight every day, and can easily grow to more than one meter long and weigh 100 kilograms.
In addition, each female Asian carp can lay 3 million eggs, which is even more powerful than the super-school guerrillas in the Celestial Dynasty that year...
Asian carp in the Mississippi River frantically snatches food from the mouths of local fish. Finally, it is officially called "the most dangerous alien fish species" by the United States. Tim Elda, executive director of the Great Lakes Commission of the United States, called for the control of Asian carp as soon as possible to prevent it from spreading to more rivers.
If you use red dots to mark the waters that are flooded and occupied by carp, you can see intuitively - most of the United States has become red...
The huge Asian carp has flowed upstream along the Mississippi River and is entering the surrounding water system of the Great Lakes.
In order to prevent the aquatic organisms on which local species depend for survival are eaten up by carp, the US government has tried to set up a fish-proof grid in the water.
But what makes the Americans a headache is that carp can not only "sweep" in the water, but also more difficult to deal with is that they can jump. Since ancient times, there has been a saying that "carp jumps over the dragon gate". Unexpectedly, after arriving in the United States, the carp brothers used this ability of their ancestors to jump off the power grid.
For this reason, the Americans had to set up power grids in rivers far away from the Great Lakes, but it seemed that they could not effectively prevent carp from moving north. The Americans said: "Carp in the Heavenly Dynasty is very smart. They actually know how to avoid the power grid and will not easily take the bait."
What’s more interesting is that the US government encourages people to eliminate carp as much as possible when they are idle.
The Illinois River Reservoir is a place where Asian carp gathers, and the carp here is very aggressive. When the boat approaches, many Asian carp jump out of the water - carp is prone to suddenly jump out of the water due to sound stimulation.
I don’t know who started to think of shooting fish with bows and arrows. Gradually, this became an interesting water sports, attracting some bows and arrow enthusiasts to go... As a result, one day the carp brothers showed their power, and the consequences were very serious. A carp jumped out of the water and hit a woman who was shooting carp, and slapped the beautiful woman wearing fish hard.
It seems that the carp brother slapped the beauty very hard, and it hurt the beauty so much that tears were almost coming out.
There were also media reports that a carp jumped up and broke into a young man's temple. The young man was injured and died, which further exacerbated the carp's reputation.
Although the Carp brothers have a bad temper, they can hold grudges and take revenge, which means that the IQ of the Carp of the Heavenly Dynasty is still quite high, and they can be said to be a combination of "power" and "wisdom".
In March 2012, the Obama administration announced that it would spend $51.5 million to prevent the Great Lakes from invading Asian carp. If necessary, the army will be used...
Why are carp in the Celestial Empire rampant in the US Congress? Why are black fish and carp in the US Congress rampant in the US, but not in its native country?
The reason is, first of all, Americans do not like to eat freshwater fish such as carp and black fish, especially prickly freshwater fish. They mainly eat sea fish like tuna and marlin.
Without the biggest natural enemy of "foodie", carp are certainly unscrupulous.
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To the "reincarnation" that comes from the knowledgeable life, this time, I did not understand the feelings revealed by the girls about the invasion of the American Empire by the Celestial Carp. And when the girls announced the news, it sounded quite reasonable. I have to admit that it was a realistic version of the "biological invasion" incident...
In short, the momentum of "reincarnation" was suddenly suppressed by the girls.
Silent to the point of being able to respond, majestic, how might the carp in the heavenly realm be.
I could only stay aside with my head and mind, listening to the girls' passionate and loud talks-
The red girl was very excited: "That is, the 'paper tigers' of the US emperors regard the flood of carp in the Celestial Kingdom as a 'biological invasion'! Why don't the Americans regard this as a good thing of 'storing food', which can ensure that they will never be trapped by famine!!! Humph... I went there, but in fact I just needed to send a few fishermen to sell them to Chinese restaurants. How about the disasters..."
The Orange Girl expressed a different opinion: "Each female Asian carp can lay 3 million eggs. Judging from this number, it is almost impossible to catch!!!"
The Red Girl insisted: "We must believe in the creativity of the people of the Celestial Empire. We may invent the new method of carp caviar at any time. I am afraid that the United States will announce the protection of carp..."
"I have to say that the water quality of the United States rivers is relatively well protected, with little pollution, and is more suitable for fish growth." Huang. The girl came up with a trick: "It can be exported to the Tian Dynasty. With the water quality of the Tian Dynasty, it ensures that they cannot be produced... In addition, the United States should not set up a power grid. The 'boiled fish' and 'scalloped fish' methods should be introduced...'"
"Our market is probably close to saturation, not to mention can the US emperor afford to lose face?" Orange girl believes that yellow. The girl's idea is not operable: "In addition, carp flooding is not only due to the good water quality and pollution in the United States. It is also a large part of the reason. It should be attributed to the vitality of the species of the Celestial Empire, which is the cow, which can grow anywhere. Just like the Chinese, it can take root and sprout from any corner of the world. Now even fish are like this. They are born with the same roots and cows are born in the same lineage. A few Celestial Empire carp swims over quietly, but it triggers panic among the superpowers. Celestial fish is really cow fish!"
The green girl is more keen on thinking about solutions. She said: "Shipping some water from the Celestial Empire into the Great Lakes of the United States. Not to mention carp, there will be no few other fish left."
Green Girl: "The Americans don't eat it themselves, and they can also process it into canned carp and export it to our Tianchao to repay the national debt. They always have to pay back the money they owe. They can't always export some "GMO soybeans" for the Tianchao to eat... Anyway, they don't like carp, use waste, and kill two birds with one stone, which not only pays off the national debt, but also eliminates the fish damage."
Blue Girl: "The Americans have a bad appetite and don't know how to enjoy the good taste. Asian carp actually tastes good. They should learn from the 'senior foodies' of the Heavenly Dynasty and learn various carp cooking methods. This may help solve the 'fish disaster' - including fish head tofu, braised carp, roasted carp onion and sweet and sour carp, etc.."
The purple girl said proudly: "The delicious food on the table in the Celestial Empire can join the army to save the United States! As long as you eat chili steamed carp heads every day, the Obama administration will be saved!"
The black girl showed her greedy expression and said, "Control carp can save more than 50 million US dollars. The United States is too petty and can introduce some special talents in the Celestial Empire who specializes in carp! Issuing 1 million green cards to the residents of the Celestial Empire, and all the problems have been solved - that is, it takes only two years to throw a million Celestial Empire people to the US and even the carp bones are eaten up! This also satisfies the dream of countless "going to the country". Let's start signing up!"
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Miss Jiang couldn't stand it anymore.
She was secretly annoyed. What a beautiful place to cultivate and understand, but she was corrupted by the girls' "carp sayings"!!!
The most annoying thing is that this kind of chaotic scene will make her "warmness" continue to die.
Before, Miss Jiang had been destroyed by the "reincarnation" of the boss's artistic conception. Now this trend of destruction is increasing by a hundred times, a thousand times, and expanding...
Miss Jiang said to the girls unhappy: "What a group of 'foodies'. What else do you know besides eating?"
To be continued...