The girls of the spirit spirit tried their best to do everything they could, but they still failed to achieve the expected results.([] )

The girls have no impatience.

On the contrary, they feel quite guilty.

Their incident made Miss Jiang and Brother Zixing "disassociated". Brother Zixing was hit harder than they thought.

It seemed that most of the "Lotte" cells, which were originally quite rich in Brother Zixing's body, were killed in an instant. After the girls "rescue it with all their might", Zixing's heavy mood could not be relieved. There was no smile on his face.

In short, the girls searched hard for their dry intestines and told so many jokes vividly, but they couldn't make any ripples--well, Brother Zixing now is really like "a ditch of desperate stagnant water"...

Girls, they feel like they are "suffering from tricks".

Fortunately, "There is no way to go" is a good example of ancient times, and Zixing is actually very annoyed by the girls.

In order to curb this situation from the "source", Zixing finally spoke: "You have said enough... Do you want me to ask a question too? You can answer it. If you can answer it, even if you win, you will listen to everything. How about it?"

Oh, only Brother Zixing responded, which was a big victory for the girls.

The girls of the spirit of the weapon quickly lit their heads like chickens pecking at rice.

"This is just a common test question from a large number of test questions in a certain university's doctoral student exam."

Zi Xing said lightly: "However, no candidate's answer has not been deducted points. If you get full marks on this question, it will be enough to prove that based on your level, it is not a problem to take the 'doctoral'..."

Next, Zixing made a straightforward question-

Answer questions based on the materials: Mingzhu City is Mingzhu City in the world, and the housing prices in Mingzhu City should be in line with the international community. If a boy born in the 1980s can't afford a house, a girl born in the 1980s can marry a 40-year-old man. If a man born in the 1980s has the conditions, marrying a 20-year-old girl to the age of 40 is also a good choice...

[1st Floor] Reply: I finally reached 40 years old and found a young and beautiful 20-year-old girlfriend to meet her parents. The one who opened the door was my first love girlfriend who had been with her for several years when she was in college. The new girlfriend shouted: "Mom!"

【2nd Floor】Addition: Her mother was so shocked that she took a breath of air conditioning when she saw me. Before I could react, she pulled her daughter into the room and said to her daughter, "You can't be with him, he is your biological father!"

【3rd Floor】Continue to add: Daughter: I already have his flesh and blood...

[Floor 4] At this time, the girl's father, who was over 60, walked out and saw the girl's boyfriend. He whispered to him: "Why are you here? Didn't you call your mother and your living expenses on time every month?"

[Fifth Floor] At this time, the "Dingdong" doorbell rang, and the girl's boyfriend's mother came to meet her in-laws. When she met the girl's father, she said: "Why are you..."

[6th Floor] The girl's boyfriend's father also went upstairs after parking the car. When he saw the girl's father, he immediately looked overwhelmed: "Aren't you my brother who has been separated for many years?"

【7th Floor】The girl’s mother met her boyfriend’s mother: “Mom!”

[Floor 8] When the girl's mother saw her boyfriend's father, she called out "Dad!" again and fainted immediately...

Based on the above materials, answer the following questions: 1. How many typos are there in the text? Please correct it. 2. Which floor can you understand? 3. What is the name of your boyfriend's mother when you see your girlfriend's mother? Please write a deduction process. 4. Try to discuss the relationship between mother-in-law and housing prices.

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I have to admit that Zi Xing is very skillful in playing this trick.

After throwing out such a "doctoral exam question" to the girls, Zixing finally enjoyed the wonderful taste of "clear ears and peacefulness in the world".

All the girls of the spirit of the weapon frowned. All their energy has to be spent on "solving problems". Where can I have time to get upset about their brother Zixing?

The girls finally tasted the "irritating" feeling that their brother Zixing had been suffering.

Just as I was so upset that at this moment, the eyes-opening guy actually came to defeat their fun.

The girls of the spirit of the weapon returned to the "Mountain and River World" and hoped that a different environment would add some inspiration to their brains. Unexpectedly, a giant followed behind them.

That is the second generation of banner spirit of "Pangu Banner", and the ice crystal toad is also it.

Hey, why did this guy have time to come to the "Mountain and River Map World"? With a little doubt, I briefly put the words "Ice Crystal Toad".

This guy was hiding it. It wasn't straightforward at all.

After finally composing some information, I learned that this "ice crystal toad" wanted to ask the girls to plead with her and let her be Grandpa Zhu's little follower.

It was very resistant to being "incorporated" by Grandpa Zhu before. So quickly, its attitude changed by 180 degrees. If you want to be Grandpa Zhu's "baby legs", you have to rely on your connections and find a way?

This matter seems magical at first glance, but when the girls figured out the root of the problem, it was not only not surprising, but they couldn't help but secretly despise the "ice crystal toad".

It turned out that Grandpa Zhu tried every means to win over the "ice crystal toad" before, just to get the broken artifact "Pangu Banner", and use it to collect the huge "robber beast" tide that ravaged the heavens.

It is estimated that the "Ice Crystal Toad" also understood Grandpa Zhu's intentions, so he acted very "controlled".

Now, the situation in the heaven can be described as "sudden changes". In order to cope with the challenge of the new generation of "saint Nuwa" that is about to be born, the army of robbers in the heaven panic.

They have completely accepted the cruelest struggle-style fusion and are about to integrate into the most ferocious monster in history...

In this situation, the second generation of "Pangu Banner Spirit" can be described as a "useless place". Thousands of robbery beasts have merged into one, so where can it be "subdued" by such a mere ragged magic weapon?

It is precisely because I know that this guy has no value. Grandpa Zhu, who has always been pragmatic, is too lazy to pay attention to it anymore.

In fact, the "ice crystal toad" has long understood that it is difficult to survive in this world of cultivation without a "great god". What I deliberately "put on the tune" before was just a small way - a means to improve its status with Grandpa Zhu in the future.

Only then did you know that the situation is changing so quickly.

Now it wants to climb onto Grandpa Zhu's big tree, but others don't care about it anymore... The "ice crystal toad" in a really awkward situation. After thinking about it, I thought that the girls of the spirit spirit could talk to Grandpa Zhu - now, the "ice crystal toad" came to beg the girls with shameless face.

If this guy had known this, why would he have been there? As a result, he first attracted the contempt of the girls.

The girls are bothered by the "test questions" given by Brother Zixing.

They held the perverted mentality of "I can't live a good life, and they can't stand others' good life", and they simply said to "Ice Crystal Toad": "If you want to ask their sisters for help, you have to prove your 'IQ' to us. We have never been willing to help low IQ people..."

The Ice Crystal Toad honestly asked: "How to prove my IQ and can reach your eyes?"

The girls naturally gave a difficult problem - as long as they could solve the problem, it proved that its "IQ" had passed the passing line, so they were naturally willing to come forward to plead with Grandpa Zhu.

"Ice Crystal Toad" nodded in agreement.

The girls also made simple questions-

Question: There is a pig with 400 kilograms and a bridge with a load of 200 kilograms. How can pigs cross the bridge?

Conditions: 1. Pigs are live pigs, and no solution must be cut. 2. The story takes place in the pig kingdom, and do not introduce human factors. 3. It is to cross a bridge, not cross a river, not swim. 4. It is to cross a bridge, not cross a stream. Don't say it is to fly over. 5. The bridge is a bridge with a load of 200 kilograms. Moving the bridge to a flat ground or passing another bridge with a load of more than 400 kilograms is a change in character. 6. It is not a word game, for example, don't say "the pig faints"!

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The "ice crystal toad" was decisively stumped.

This guy has never encountered such a problem before. He thought hard for a long time, but his mind was still empty and he got nothing.

The "ice crystal toad" has a bad temper - because this test question is linked to its "IQ", it is too embarrassing to not answer it. Therefore, it is a little "shamed and angry".

It arbitrarily told the girls: There is no answer to such a question at all.

The girls of the spirit spirit all put on arrogant expressions, and looked at the ice crystal toad with a look of "the gods looked down at the ants and contempt". They looked at it so uncomfortable.

Then, the girls "collectively exploded" and showed their skills. They all answered. And the answers were not repeated.

The Red Girl was the first to give the answer: "PS A photo of the crossing the bridge, let the government come forward to confirm that the pig crossed the bridge. Who dares to say that it has not passed?!"

Orange girl: "The pig let go of the water in the body and it passes..."

Huang. Girl: "Call the 'brick's' in the Statistics Bureau. As long as the Statistics Bureau comes, 40,000 kilograms of pigs can also cross the bridge for you."

Green Girl: "The earth is round, just walk in the opposite direction."

Qing Girl: "Look for a leader who is used to being a conference report. He opened his mouth and blew it over. Not to mention 400 kilograms or 4000 kilograms, he could cross the bridge safely."

Blue girl: "Spend some money and put a z.f-approved label to the pig, 'This pig is 200 kilograms'; or spend some money, please ask the expert to report that the bridge bears 400 kilograms'."

Zi Girl: "Let this pig enter the A-share market for a while and then come out, and you can pass."

Black girl: "Let a big river and crab carry it over. The river and crab beast has the greatest power, 400 pounds are no problem!"

White girl: "It was a sow. Before crossing the bridge, I gave birth to 10 piglets - one with 20 kilograms, haha, and then all went there."

Red Girl: "From the theory of relativity, the faster the speed, the lighter the mass, so if the pig goes over, it must reach a certain speed, that is, run over: the pressure the pig produces on the ground is mg2mg2=mv2rv=(gr2)0.5=0.7071 The first cosmic speed = 7.9 kilometers seconds. If the pig runs fast enough, that is, its speed exceeds 7.9 kilometers seconds. It can safely cross the bridge."

Orange Girl: "As soon as the price of pork is reduced, you can naturally cross the bridge easily."

Huang. Girl: "The pig can go directly across the bridge because the pig is called 'Four Hundred Jin', not that the pig weighs 400 Jin."

Green Girl: "Send express delivery."

Qing Girl: "There are two concepts of crossing a bridge. The 'vertical' of walking on the bridge is to cross the bridge, and the 'horizontal' of walking on the bridge can also be called crossing the bridge; crossing the bridge in a horizontal direction, for example, a boat sails under the bridge, can be said to be crossing the bridge... This pig only needs to walk through one end, which has nothing to do with load-bearing ability."

Blue Girl: "Consciousness says-1. The purpose of a pig crossing the bridge is to reach the other shore. In fact, life is like a pig, lonely and helpless, always looking for the other shore like wandering in the sea. The Buddha said, "The sea of ​​suffering is boundless and turned back is the shore." The other shore seems far away and out of reach. In fact, it is just as simple as 'turning back'. After the pig understands this principle, his thoughts have reached the other shore and he has already crossed the bridge. 2. Confucianism advocates 'knowing that it cannot be done'. Crossing the bridge is a thing that cannot be done. With such courage to do it, whether it is successful or not, we will think that it has passed - its spirit has surpassed the bridge itself."

Purple girl: "...Yi Zhongtian version: A 400-pound pig actually has to go to a bridge with a load of 200-pound weight? Now its friends were shocked when they heard it! It wants to cross a bridge? What kind of bridge does it have to cross a bridge? Because its friends know that crossing a bridge is not something that ordinary pigs can pass? Then they immediately ran to persuade it, saying that you shouldn't cross a bridge, and you will be like it as soon as you cross a bridge. It's roughly the meaning is that when crossing the bridge, you will be finished. In modern terms, it's ove

It's r. In fact, is there any danger for a 400-pound pig to cross a 200-pound bridge with a load-bearing 200-pound bridge? Some people said that it had a predecessor after all, and its predecessor successfully crossed the bridge. In fact, this is not the case in the official history. According to the "Bridge Crossing of Omnivore Animals - Biography of the Father of the Pig", the father of the pig actually did not cross the bridge. So in fact, the father of the pig crossed the bridge was just a fabrication by later generations. According to the "Bridge Crossing of Birds and Biography of the Biography of the Biography of the Pig" record, the father of the pig was actually taken over the bridge by an animal eagle."

Black Girl: "...Liu Xinwu's version: In fact, to answer how a 400-pound pig crosses a 200-pound bridge, we need to analyze it literally. I also refer to a lot of historical materials to draw conclusions. First of all, let's look at what the word "pig" means? Then this involves the black words in "Dream of Red Mansions". When Cao Xueqin was creating, some things cannot be written directly into the book, so she used a lot of black words. These are very research-worthy. Maybe the audience doesn't understand it, but in fact, I just need to explain it to you a little and you will understand. What is the ranking of pigs among the 12 zodiac signs? 12. Last

It's actually implying that we are the 'smallest'. Let's look at what the bridge with a load of 200 kilograms means? What bridge can carry 200 kilograms. It must be a small bridge. So what does this 'small bridge' represent? I searched a lot of information and found the 'I think of Gongjin back then, the small bridge got married', which is a female member of the royal blood. That means that the pig is the gilt of the female member of the royal blood. This actually means that this gilt is actually the descendant of the former prince, and the gilt of the royal family member should take action after crossing the bridge. So what kind of action is it?..."

White girl: "... Zhou Ruchang version: How does a 400-pound pig pass through a 200-pound bridge? In fact, it is a very profound science, and there are too many things that make us think deeply. Let's first analyze the pig: Why did Cao Xueqin mention pigs? There is no nonsense in "Dream of Red Mansions". Since it is mentioned, it must have its value. So where is the value of a 400-pound pig? Well? Actually, it is poured into the author Cao Xueqin's deep emotions. The 12 zodiac signs represent the 12 hairpins of Jinling, so there are actually many things here. First of all, Grand View

How many people in the garden are related to those born in the Year of the Pig? Wang Xifeng and another one are Shi Xiangyun. Feng and Qilin are both auspicious and of the same kind. So, we all know that Wang Xifeng has married. She was ruled out, and the only remaining unmarried one is Shi Xiangyun. In fact, a 400-pound pig crosses the bridge with a load of 200-pound weight, which just hints that Baoyu finally married Shi Xiangyun. Shi Xiangyun happened to have a golden pig. Here, we cannot help but admire the author's good intentions. So a 400-pound pig crosses the bridge with a load of 200-pound weight. Think about it, how difficult is Baoyu to marry Shi Xiangyun?"

Red Girl: "...Yu Dan version: How does a 400-pound pig pass through a bridge with a load of 200-pound weight? Political. Political. It does not necessarily allow pigs to live a developed life in material civilization. It is just a sign, and these all come from faith. This is a concept. He believes that the power of faith is enough to condense a group of pigs. In fact, pigs have two functions: one is to wait for feeding outwards, and the other is to look at the food in the trough with infinite affection. A 400-pound pig passes a 200-pound bridge with a load of 200-pound weight, which can bring it happiness.

That is, you must personally measure every step of the bridge deck. It dares to show its weaknesses, and life and death are just changes in form. Its attitude towards death: 1. Don’t be afraid of death; 2. Never seek death. This is a state, perception and transcendence. It feels that crossing the bridge is just a moment, enlightenment is a process, and 'inaction and everything' is the great state. It insists on crossing the bridge, and in its growth, there must be some potential that has never been developed. Some miracles are actually completed through persistence, and some miracles are never completed by those who think they are the smartest and smartest."

Orange Girl: "...Kong Qingdong version: Today I am preparing "A Talk about how a 400-pound pig crosses a 200-pound bridge"... Let's first look at Jin Yong's original text: This is a river that is only n meter wide, with a 200-pound bridge built across it. There is a mighty pig weighing 400-pound at the bridge. Today we will appreciate and discuss the love issues in Jin Yong's novels, and the extraordinary loves in Jin Yong's works sometimes make readers think deeply. Through these extraordinary loves, we see some extraordinary humanity and extraordinary life.

.This pig that wants to fly across the bridge knows that there will be a disaster for death across the bridge, but it insists on crossing the bridge to "Huashan Sword Contest". This is the power of love. The love of a hero like Guo Jing and Yang Guo is actually admirable in Jin Yong's novels. It is not only about these high-rise and river-like love, but also about the pig's love. This is a better place compared to other martial arts novels and romance novelists. It makes us feel that the love he wrote is not only dazzling, but also really thrilling and unforgettable..."

Huang.Girl: "..." (To be continued...)

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