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Chapter 488

The Golden Retriever Ape refused to comment on the ability of the girls to "chat up with people" that the spirits of the weapon are boasting. {http:

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On the one hand, because it basically doesn’t understand what the girls are saying? On the other hand, it doesn’t care much about what the girls say?

Its mission is to trick the Azusa Star and the girls into the "Hell Realm" with an ancient brain, and it will be completed.

Based on the above position, the Golden Retriever Ape said with a "pragmatic" look: "Well, since you are so confident, that's great. After you arrive in the Hell Realm, you will leave it to you to lobby for the powerful seclusion..."

Speaking of this, he quietly lowered his voice and asked them: "Your Brother Xin should still be nostalgic to Longji. If you insist on asking that 'powerful' to take action against Longji, will he have any objections to you?"

Well, this is a problem.

Although some strange things about the great monkey thinking about Zixing (there must be something strange), "taking care of Brother Zixing's emotions" is also a very important topic. The girl in the spirit of the weapon believes that it is impossible to be careless...

The girls thought about it and began to "give good advice" to Brother Zixing.

The girl Chi said, "Brother Zixing, you work hard for your family, but her partner, she doesn't seem to have any enthusiasm and responsibility for the family - don't you feel that everything you work hard is in vain and the meaning of life is gone?"

Orange Girl: "Her all interest in life was the Three Kingdoms Kill half a year ago, but now she is the end of the world. This enthusiasm will last from the first moment of getting up in the morning until after 11:30 in the evening. She is tireless and enjoys it. Everything other than that can't be interested in. Not to mention housework, even personal and hygiene. Can you imagine that there will be such a sloppy woman in this world? The clothes and pants you have changed can be kept in the bathroom for half a year without washing it, and it will smell bad."

Green Girl: "She has two catchphrases about everything except her own interests: I am tired, I am sleepy. Yes, her interest has exhausted every little energy and energy of her. She slept too hard and the child fell from the bed. It was very heavy. Fortunately, there was no problem with the child crying. As long as she felt sleepy, she must throw the child to someone else. The sky fell down and she couldn't stop her from going to bed. She could keep playing. If she heard the child moves and needs someone, she could jump into the bed with one step, indicating that she was tired and sleepy and didn't want to take care of the child, and pushed it to others."

Qing Girl: "In the past year, Brother Zixing, you have been very tired and hard to practice. You often work overtime until midnight. She must still sit in front of the computer, play, have sex with someone and be cursing. During this period, she encountered him once and was suspected of cheating. She didn't go into it. She was too tired without exploring it."

Black girl: "I once agreed to wash the children's clothes once. When it's her turn, I will definitely refuse. When it's Brother Zixing's turn, you can't refuse, exhausted, and your cultivation life burns. One day, you practice until midnight again. You are unwell and have poor rest. The next day, she saved more than three times the clothes for you to wash - because this time it's your turn. While washing, you thought: 'Is this the life I want? What's the meaning of my life? I'm so tired like this. Maybe it's just like a joke that she can find another one. Live in my house, spend my money, and hit my child.'"

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Although Zixing knew that "likes exaggeration" gradually evolved into the collective character of the spirit girls, he still heard the "black lines" on his forehead when he heard their "lethal" words.

"A lot of nonsense!!!" Zi Xing said fiercely: "With these free time, I will keep it to lobby for the 'hell retreat'..."

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Zixing, the "Eighteen Hells", and the Golden Retrievered Ape, all locked Princess Longji with "spiritual consciousness", so there is no need to worry about "chasing" Longji in the short term.

Their strange combination soon came to the "Hell Realm".*1*1*1*

What's strange is that the scene they saw was different from Long Ji's "cosmic drift".

If Princess Longji saw "nonsense", then what Zi Xing and her party saw could be said to be a beautiful scenery like a "peach garden" - in short, it is very abnormal. Please, this is a famous "hell"!!!

It actually makes people feel like they are coming to a "paradise"!!! This "hell" is a bit of a failure!!!

Zi Xing and the "Eighteen Hells" only had a few seconds to wonder if this place was "hell"? Then, their attention was diverted.

After careful study, they determined that Princess Longji should have also come to this world because she could feel her breath.

But Princess Longji didn't know where she was hiding? Zixing used the "Eye of Hongmeng" to scan everywhere. Not only could Longji not be found, but even the "Thunder Tribulation Constellations" she carried with her seemed to disappear out of thin air and could not see any of them.

What a strange thing... Zixing was full of doubts.

Before I could think about it, I suddenly heard the golden-haired ape say in a respectful voice: "See the Tripitaka Buddha!!!"

This sentence shocked Zixing and the girls. They quickly looked up and saw a young monk with a jade-like face and a cassock in the green mountain path surrounded by green waters in the "Peach Garden".

What? Is this the most famous Tang Dynasty monk named "Sanzang"?

If there is no misunderstanding, then his identity should be considered the master of the "Golden Retriever Ape". But why does the Great Ape seem unfamiliar with him? He doesn't have much friendship?

For a moment, the questions in Zixing and the girls increased.

The golden-retrievered ape whispered to Zixing and his party and said, "This young Buddha is the cultivation powerhouse I mentioned to you who lived in seclusion in the hell world... Come and greet him!!!"

Zi Xing and the girls had to say hello to Sanzang Buddha.

The girl suddenly quietly "transmitted the voice" to Zixing: "Brother Zixing. We have a way to test him. See if he is the Tang Dynasty mage we know."

"What's the solution? Don't take the risk." Zi Xing was worried.

"I will never do anything randomly. Last year, we were collecting 'memory fragments' related to him for the Great Ape, and also collected a lot of 'memory fragments' about Master Sanzang. Unexpectedly, it can come in handy now!!! Well, our sisters plan to let this master go to the memory site to see if he has any reaction..."

Zi Xing thought, this was not harmful, so he did not stop it.

Of course, Zixing himself was not idle either. He quietly asked the "frame" to help collect relevant information about the "Sanzang Master" in front of him...

Soon, the "frame" gave Zixing a warning message—

Zixing, that so-called "Sanzang Master" is very dangerous...

Zi Xing was shocked in his heart. However, this was also in the prediction he had made before. He quickly asked further: "Box, what have you found? What are the dangers of that 'Tang Dynasty monk'? Tell me, I'm so wary..."

The specific information needs to be collected in depth. Judging from the information I have now, that guy is not a "Sanzang Master". He was transformed by a very powerful cultivator. What is the specific purpose of doing this? It has not yet been clarified...

Did the mysterious cultivator look like a "Tang Dynasty monk"?

Zi Xing secretly called "not good" in his heart. He wanted to stop the spirit girl from rashly giving "memory fragments" to the guy with suspicious identity. Unfortunately, he was one step late. Zi Xing looked up and happened to see the scene where the "Tang Dynasty monk" took the "gift" from the girls with a kind attitude.

Needless to say, the meeting gifts given to him by the girls were just a few "memory fragments".

The girl of the weapon spirit was also very enthusiastic about introducing the contents of "very fun" memory fragments to the "Tang Dynasty monk". When the "Tang Dynasty monk" became interested, she tried to crush one of the "memory fragments" on the spot.

Suddenly, the "storm and clouds changed", and the Zixing and the spirit girls, as well as the "Eighteen Hells", the Golden Retriever Ape, the monks of the Tang Dynasty - the scenes in front of everyone changed.

Everyone entered the "memory scene" together.

"Memory Scene" is like a low-cost "film and TV drama shooting scene". It shows simplicity and shabby everywhere. In this "studio", there is actually a "blackboard" with the introduction of the three leading actors:

Wukong once organized and led a criminal gang of criminals in the nature of a gang, and recruited many idle monkeys in Huaguoshan to engage in various illegal activities, causing extremely bad influences and seriously disrupting the local social order. During the arrest, he repeatedly violently resisted and openly provoked our heavenly court. Our heavenly court showed great restraint. He retreated to advance, which greatly hit his arrogance. He finally arrested him and sent him to the west to receive ideological re-education.

Bajie was once the top leader of Tianhe Water Conservancy Bureau. After a public banquet, he intended to be Chang'e, the front desk of Guanghan Palace. Chang'e recorded the sound during the violence and then reported it to the Heavenly Court. When the relevant departments of the Heavenly Court investigated the matter, Zhu Bajie gave him a 10,000 taels of gold hush money, but his ugly behavior was finally exposed. Because of his confession and repentance, the Heavenly Court considered that it was "attempted to fail" based on the crime.

Tang Monk received Buddhist education since childhood and was loyal to Buddha and loved Buddha. After converting, he served as deputy abbot of Pure Land Temple, member of the Buddhist committee, deputy host of Tianhuang Temple, abbot, first abbot of Zhuangyan Temple, and first abbot of the Buddhist committee. He started from the grassroots level and carried out propaganda activities to love and praise Buddha and support Buddha everywhere, which was very instructive and targeted to help grassroots disciples deeply study, understand and implement the spirit of Buddhism. Because of his outstanding performance, he was received by the highest leader of the Tang Dynasty.

"Tang Monk", one of the stars, has no "saying role" at all at this moment, and is more like an old woman who doesn't like anyone and is angry at everything (I don't know where he got so angry)—

Wukong! You are so stinging monkey! It’s a blessing that you don’t have a mother or an old man, otherwise you will see how your teacher scolds you! I have told you how many times, whenever the banshee catches me, wait for my signal, wait for my signal to come to save you! Don’t be smiling! Look at your teacher, every time you are shocked by your sudden intrusion, you will be so soft. If you do this a few more times, your teacher... I’m afraid you can never save them again! How sad! Wukong’s beloved disciple. He swears when he sees his teacher’s tears. I won’t be the case, okay?

Guanyin Bodhisattva, please cancel the accounts of the Black Bear Monster, the Green Lion Monster and the Yellow-Browed Old Demon. We can't afford to play it anymore! Damn!!! You sent them to oppose our master and apprentice, which is in line with the plot arrangement. It's 9981 difficulties. But you adjust their level so high, how can you fight? The equipment is high in attributes and summoning skills. The most annoying thing is that the physical attack is invalid, the fire attack is immune. Magic attack is immune... Not to mention that we are single, we can't beat it even if we form a team! In the end, you have to come forward to settle it? How many times have this been...? Let's not talk about it, I'll go down, 88.

Bajie! You idiot! You have been walking for ten miles. You can’t change a song! You keep singing "Please Buddha", look at what makes me cry!

Amitabha, monks do not lie. Female donor, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexual woman I have ever met since I traveled to Dongtu. Look at your beautiful hair, jade hands, skin, and feel...

Donor, I am from the Tang Dynasty in the East. I beg you to stay here for one night... Hey? Donor? Donor, please open the door, donor? Fuck!

Queen, I, Sanzang, have arrived in the Lion Camel Kingdom. I miss you and kiss you. Don’t reply to text messages. It’s inconvenient for me to be there.

You are so disrespectful to your teacher. Why did you wear a leopard print apron in front of the spider spirit just now? Why did you snatch the limelight from your teacher? Shut up! I don’t care if you are leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You are a released prisoner, pretending to be a hairy in front of me? Look at you dyed your head yellow hair and carrying a steel pipe, you pretend to be a dandy? I t.m... Haha. Ami camel Buddha, good, good, you have lost your composure to your teacher.

Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch the carp spirit. If you have a bad water nature, how can you afford the salvage fee if you drown? Oh, no, Bajie is unhindered, he will float up by himself.

Bajie, Wukong is not here, you go and make some vegetarian food. Wujing, go and drink horses first... Bajie, Bajie, come here with your ears. Remember! Let's go to the family we passed by just now. Yes, it's the family where a village woman brought a child. After that, the teacher smelled the fragrance. He was making elbows, which smelled the fragrance! Go, anyway, there will be a mother and son, and if you don't give it, you will grab it! Go and go back quickly!

Wukong, you proposed to Fairy Zixia with this ring? You are so funny! You don’t have half a carat diamond, and no one will win you! Bajie has a deep understanding of this. At that time, Chang'e said so embarrassedly: Don’t say whether you love it or not, first look at how big the diamond ring is! Alas, the fairy is so realistic now. Hey, I tell you, just this fairy girl, if you want to take a diamond brick to kill her, she doesn’t even shout for help!

Haha, the market here is so lively. I haven’t passed through such a bustling area for a long time. Oh Wukong, look, those little kids in the Western Regions who have been following us since just now, with curly hair and big eyes, so well-behaved! They are so simple and cute, hahaha... Oh Bajie, where is your rake? Oh Wujing, where is our luggage? Ah! Where is my white dragon horse?! Damn, thief should not behave like a pretentious person...

Wukong, Bajie, and Wujing all came to sit down in front of the teacher. Alas... it is not a criticism from the teacher, but you have forgotten my teachings? You and my master and disciple are all Buddhists, so you should avoid many precepts. Then don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t speak ill, don’t greedy, don’t be angry, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, don’t be ignorant, and you should always keep in mind! Since your heart is facing the Buddha, if you don’t practice yourself, how can you achieve the right result? Okay, I’ll ask you, please answer honestly - who is t.m!

Wujing, look, just catch a cockroach spirit. As for Wukong, do you invite all the gods in the sky? To be honest, hey, have you seen this monkey catch a fairy by himself? Every time he shouted to the fairy, "Don't leave! If you have a genital, don't leave! I'll blow the whistle and ask someone to kill you!" Tsk, you're so powerful, hey, look at how many gods came from this sky? Oh, there are a few people riding brooms, and you're calling all the sanitation people in the heaven...

Wukong! Don’t be rude! Oh, I am from the Tang Dynasty in the East. Today I pass by here. I wonder if the old man can open the door of convenience... Old man, please don’t insult you anymore. I apologize for my disciple... Old man, please don’t use a cane to pistol... Old man, please calm down... Old man, please try to move me again?... Oh, Wukong! Cut him! Bajie Wujing, you guys are here too, knock off your teeth and snipe your eyes and make a discount! That’s great!

Wukong is a bastard! Don't do it! Those donors are not monsters, how can you keep silent and kill animals at will?!...Oh? They are merchants who buy land and build buildings? Amitabha Buddha - Wujing, help your teacher get the Five Buddha Crowns; Wukong borrows the golden cudgel as his teacher! No, Bajie, rake you to me! t.m.d What I hate the most is these traitors who are speculating on land...

Oh, Wukong is back? What? I was guessed by Bajie. Wujing is really boring. Slutty! I didn't go to beg for alms, I went to the Internet. When you turned into a flying insect, he was posting on the topic! What is "The rough and handsome guy travels to Chi Guo, a lot of p.p, please smash it lightly"...

Amitabha, Wukong, don’t blame him for being a master anymore. Monks are compassionate. Just seeing the donor is very painful, so Wujing will help him ride onto his horse. How can I know that he is the "bad" of fishing and holding the law in this yamen? Well, let’s use an invisible method to get the purple gold bowl and the robe of the master back from the yamen.

Wukong, you are fine! Wake up quickly! Bajie Wujing, don’t run away! Come back to save your master! Ah... stop fighting, don’t beat him anymore!… I really went to the West to seek the true scriptures… I just came to the yamen here to exchange for the clearance of the jail! Yes! That one is the clearance of the jail, not a report. Let’s believe… those are my disciples! We are really not here to go collectively. That’s what… ah!

Wukong, bring the purple gold bowl and chopsticks for your master. Wujing, go to the kitchen to see if Bajie is familiar.

My dear friends said, if you love, please love deeply. At this moment, I burst into tears. Although I have said to myself more than once: "Jade Rabbit Spirit, you must be happy!" But she always said to me in a tone full of sadness: "You are a man like the wind, shattering my elegant dignity and making me lonely like fireworks... Stay here? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the West love you for me?"

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