Chapter 467 Beauty and the Beast
Zi Xing actually doesn't want to speculate on other people's behavior with malicious intentions, especially those close to him.
But Princess Longji's performance - the precise performance of joining in the fun every time she reaches a key "node" - made Zixing unable to find a kind interpretation.
What is Longji doing?
It's like planning a treacherous conspiracy. Now, it's time to harvest...
Of course, everyone has the right to seek benefits for themselves. As the saying goes, "When others do their own things, they will be punished by heaven and earth." However, what makes Zixing's camp unhappy and worried is that Long Ji's harvest is most likely the benefits that originally belonged to them.
Zixing and the girls are both suspicious and do not believe that there are so many coincidences in the world.
It can be said that he was accidentally taken to the "Heaven Realm". Long Ji, who had not been masked for a long time, appeared. It can be said that it was a coincidence;
On the way to the "Life Tree World", Long Ji was "robbed". Then Zi Xing and his party met a mysterious goddess who claimed to be "Long Ji's fateful enemy" in the Life Tree World. This can be said to be a "coincidence". Long Ji was not determined to avoid the mysterious goddess;
When we arrived at this "beast world", at the critical moment when "Taotie" was about to break out of its cocoon, Long Ji, who had been missing for a while, suddenly jumped out again, and it seemed that he came specifically to the "giant cocoon" - who can firmly think that this is also a "coin"???
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Zi Xing, who was full of doubts in his heart, was a little distracted.
After all, he has a very shallow relationship with Long Ji and cannot be regarded as strangers. As the saying goes, "care is chaos"...
The girls were full of questions, but they still had half their energy to pay attention to Long Ji's every move through the "light curtain".
Princess Longji stopped before the "giant cocoon" and watched it quietly for about a few seconds; suddenly, the girls saw from the side the corner of her mouth showing a surprised smile...
Her eyes also showed a light that could be called "expectation"...
The girls were so shocked.
All the signs show that Long Ji knew exactly what changes would happen to the next "giant cocoon"; even with expectations. What exactly did she want to do?
Just as the girls were uneasy, the cracks like "spider webs" on the surface of the "giant cocoon" gradually expanded to their limits. The "hard" skin was broken, and irregular "fragments" were scattered...
There is no "fast casing" inside, and it is directly revealed in a ratio of 1:1. The true appearance of the divine beast "Taotie" is revealed.
The first thing I saw was a pair of green eyes. Well, it cannot be said to be like "ghost eyes", because these eyes are full of "textured" and more like two huge "crystals".
In terms of feeling, "Taotie" is like a "hanging silk", which is very handsome when it is posing, but in fact, it seems to be a pure S.b shape.
for example--
"That pair of 'crystal eyes' is so disgusting, like 'hang silk' wearing 'contact lenses'." The red girl couldn't help but complain: "Contact lenses are cheaper, more than tens of thousands of yuan, and tens of thousands of yuan. The pair of 'Taotie' is completely 'garbled' (girls' prejudice), which is similar to the 18-yuan con on the street stall! After wearing them for a long time, glasses are very uncomfortable... Tsk tsk, many female, sexual, and animals think they wear them.
If you go to the co-co, you have a pair of big eyes that can talk. In fact, others seem to be just torture yourself. Not only does it affect your vision, but also does not say that the retina ages. There are many cases where the retina breaks in the contact lens or melts during barbecue, which is shocking... Contact lenses! Why do you have to make a good black eye into another color? Can you become a noble Shamatt with a contact lens? Bah, can you learn that temperament?"
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The body of the divine beast "Taotie" is covered with various "patterns" - not only "patterns", but also "cloud patterns", various "beast patterns"... and various "beast patterns"... at a high level. It looks like a "patchwork cloak" made of cloth with different patterns, and then covers it on the body of "Taotie". In this shape, the poor may feel "dazzling", while the rich and powerful families only see the word "poverty".
Orange girl sneered: "Many ignorant boys think that the blue dragon on the left and white tiger on the right are black. The boss. Not only most elders sneer at tattooing. There will not be too many peers who say to you: 'Wow, brother, this big j.b you tattooed is so domineering.' Of course, it is undeniable that tattooing is also an art. Many stars like NBA have arms like maps... But what they have to spray are 2.b-to-high pictures like tiger mouth scorpions and blood hammers! Don't overdo it!!!"
Chi Girl added: "The technique of tattooing originated from the pre-Qin era tattooing, which means tattooing on the face of the prisoner as a warning. I didn't expect that many fools in later generations actually thought it was a fashion trend!!!"
"Taotie" was born and had quite thick hair - but it was colorful, which made the girls very uncomfortable.
Black girl: "All kinds of shammats! I rub! Are those hairstyles t.m sea urchins or sea anemones? The whole stupid.b can be used in the animal world! That nose ring is like an old cow who worked hard on the afternoon of the day... I admit that I was excited! All kinds of derogatory words have exploded in my head! Damn, fat pigs are gone to death! Kill Matt to death! Kill him, kill him, kill him, this guy's cognition of 'aesthetic' is something I can't imagine! This guy's thoughts are ahead of his mind, even beyond the scope of humans, and sublimated to the category of rare animals! I can't imagine that this guy is the product of the same era as us..."
When the "Taotie" was born, the shape he put on was a sleeping shape of "hugging it into a ball".
The girl of the spirit of the weapon also fell in love with this.
Huang. Girl criticized: "Like an inferior student, he fell asleep as soon as he started class, and he thought he was very cool. The students felt a lot about this behavior? He may sigh enviously in junior high school: "Damn it! Who is that who is so handsome! When sleeping in class, the girl is beautiful and beats the teacher." Many students think that "skipping classes + contradicting the teacher + sleeping in class + cheating to achieve better results. These violations are very handsome, but in fact, they are all young and ignorant! And they feel that
The idea of having such a good person is usually only in the junior high school stage... When high school students see this person again, they will only think that he is a scum in the class, a rat shit! He is not young anymore, think about his parents at home, don’t go to school to sleep and fight with his parents’ hard-earned money all day long! Don’t always say that it’s a rebellious period in youth! Learn more and want to be a slutty and slutty for the rest of their lives? Or become a rich and handsome guy to have sex? Let’s fight, slutty and young people!..."
The sleeping position of "Taotie" is a bit "unhonest". In his mouth, he always opens and closes unconsciously, and spits out white air like smoke.
Girls also dislike this.
The green girl said, "This guy is in the 'another time and space' and must be a hopeless smoker! It's the junior high school dog!!! t.m.d smokes before her hair grows up. I wonder if it's hard for your father and his father to quit? tm.d adolescence, there are 'sky next door'! There are also slap in Internet cafes and public places. I wonder if other people have to use their hands to stoke the cigarettes you vomited? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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"Taotie" didn't know whether it was a real or a fake sleep. It was only half a minute, and it seemed as if it was waking up from a dream. He stretched his waist and stood up.
As if I had just seen Princess Longji, the expression of "Taotie" was obviously "excited". Perhaps, when a "hungry wolf" saw the food, he would understand its mood at the moment.
The way "Taotie" expresses excitement is quite unique: it sometimes "swears. Street" and sings something like "Three Character Classic" and then sings a shorter song...
In this regard, the purple girl, who has always liked to "violently resolve conflicts in problems", doesn't really like it.
She curled her lips and said disdainfully: "That pair of hangs looks like hangs and silks are scattered in public places! I have seen a man with a thick mouth as soon as he got on the bus, and his mouth was scattered in a sense of superiority!! I thought that a swear word outside could show his crazy and wildness! My unrulyness! My domineering aura! But I didn't know that with a disdainful smile, scattered. When the mouth was released, others' impression of him immediately reached the bottom!!!"
The white girl added: "Even if you don't make a big splash in public, you can play "The Legend of Phoenix" loudly: The vast world is my love, and flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains! What rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the happiest~~~ I will also be regarded as stupid.b!!! When I hear someone playing these Phoenix Legends and so on on the bus... I will vomit immediately!!! Taotie, when he comes out, he will burst out big splash again. He sings a small song, and he is dumb.b..."
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"Taotie" has no idea how the spirit girls evaluate it.
When he was born, he was excited to see high-quality food. After his excitement, his eyes became extremely vicious. Taotie's mouth was full of white teeth, and it seemed that he was about to be rude to "Longji".
Seeing this scene, the girls collectively criticized: "The one thing they want to pretend to be the most is the most unreliable hang. Silk will do - it is all kinds of beating women!!!"
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What? Taotie is going to take action against Princess Longji?!
Zi Xing was so excited that he suddenly woke up from his confused and worried state!!!
I directly used the "Eye of Hongmeng" and found that the situation was becoming more and more serious.
"Taotie" and Long Ji have already fought tensely - uh, this is a decent statement. In fact, it is the main attacker of "Taotie", and Long Ji blindly dodged.
Princess Longji flew back at an astonishing speed... "Taotie" chased her closely. Both sides quickly left the origin thousands of miles.
"Taotie" was led by Long Ji to a wilderness where "monster beasts" often appear.
"Taotie" is the most greedy. While "chasing" Long Ji, it unceremoniously cracked the "blood plate. Big mouth" and instantly generated an unparalleled suction force in its mouth. Wherever it passed, countless "demon cows", "demon chickens", "demon sheep", "demon rabbit", "demon dog", all kinds of "demon fish"... and even all kinds of wild fruits and beans were sucked into the stomach by Taotie.
This guy is not picky at all!!!
The girls of the spirit of the weapon were dancing with their expressions, and their expressions were standard "scattered and happy".
The girl Chi said to Zixing: "Brother Zixing, that guy Taotie doesn't seem to understand the principle of 'food restraint' at all! There are many things in these six realms that cannot be eaten at the same time. Taotie just ate dozens of foods incompatible with each other, and it will have a stomachache in the future..."
Zi Xing was skeptical: "There is also a saying in the cultivation world that 'food restraint'?"
"Of course there is. You didn't see that guy was eating 'monster beasts' - a cultivator ate too much of the meat of the monsters in the six realms, and his stomach couldn't stand it..." The red girl said with certainty: "For example, pork and beans are incompatible: forming abdominal distension, qi congestion, and stagnation of qi. Pork and chrysanthemums are incompatible: eating them together will lead to death. Pork and mutton liver are incompatible: cooking and stir-frying together can easily produce strange taste. Pork and snails are incompatible: both are of the same cold nature, and
Glutinous and easy to harm the stomach and intestines. Pork and tea are incompatible: eating together can easily cause constipation. Pork and lily are incompatible: eating together will cause poisoning. Meat and bayberry are incompatible: eating together will die when eating together is severe. Pork liver and cauliflower are incompatible: reducing the body's absorption of nutrients in the two things. Pork liver and buckwheat are incompatible: eating together will affect digestion. Pork liver and bird meat are incompatible: eating together will cause indigestion and can also cause poisoning. Pig blood and Polygonum multiflorum: it will cause physical discomfort..."
Orange Girl: "...Beef and olives are incompatible: Eating them together will cause physical discomfort. Beef liver and catfish are incompatible: they can produce adverse biochemical reactions, which are harmful to the human body. Beef liver and eels are incompatible: they can produce adverse biochemical reactions."
Huang. Girl: "...mutton and bean paste are incompatible: the two have opposite functions and should not be eaten together. Lamb and cheese are incompatible: the two have opposite functions and should not be eaten together. Lamb and vinegar are incompatible: vinegar should be matched with cold foods, while mutton is very hot, so should not be matched with vinegar. Lamb and bamboo shoots are incompatible: eating together will cause poisoning. Lamb and Pinellia ternata: eating together will affect the absorption of nutrients. Lamb and red beans are incompatible: eating together will cause poisoning. Lamb and bamboo shoots are incompatible: eating together will cause poisoning."
Green girl: "...Chicken and carp are incompatible: not inverse nature and taste but multiply functions. Chicken and mustard are incompatible: Eating them together may help heat and are not beneficial to health. Chicken and garlic is incompatible. Chicken and chrysanthemums are incompatible: eating them together will cause poisoning. Chicken and glutinous rice is incompatible: eating them together will cause physical discomfort. Chicken and dog kidneys are incompatible: it will cause dysentery. Chicken and sesame is incompatible: eating them together will cause death. Eating them together will cause abdominal pain."
Green girl: "... Rabbit meat and oranges are incompatible: cause gastrointestinal dysfunction and lead to diarrhea. Rabbit meat and mustard are incompatible: they should not be eaten together in the same nature and taste. Rabbit meat and eggs are incompatible: they are easy to produce substances that stimulate the gastrointestinal tract and cause diarrhea. Rabbit meat and ginger are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are incompatible: they are extremely complex in the biochemical reactions, which may produce substances that are unfavorable to the human body."
Blue girl: "...Dog meat and tea are incompatible: cause constipation, toxic substances produced by metabolism and cause. Carcinogens are stagnant and passively absorbed in the intestines, which is not conducive to health. Dog meat and garlic are incompatible: eating together to help fire, which is easy to damage people. Dog meat and ginger are incompatible: eating together will cause abdominal pain. Dog meat and cinnabar and carp are incompatible: eating together will cause fire. Dog meat and dog kidneys are incompatible: it will cause dysentery. Dog meat and mung beans are incompatible: eating together will cause bloating. Dog blood and loaches are incompatible: people with yin deficiency and excessive fire should not eat it."
Purple girl: "...Carp and red beans are incompatible. Carp and pork liver are incompatible: Eating together will affect digestion. Carp and licorice are incompatible: Eating together will cause poisoning. Carp and pumpkin are incompatible: Eating together will cause poisoning. Crucian carp and pork are incompatible: They have biochemical reactions, which is not conducive to health. Crucian carp and winter melon are incompatible: Eating together will cause dehydration. Crucian carp and pork liver are incompatible: Eating together has a stimulating effect. Crucian carp and honey are incompatible: Eating together will cause poisoning. Eel and dog
Meat incompatible: Eating the two together will have a stronger warm and heat-heating effect, which is not conducive to ordinary people. Eel and beef liver are incompatible: The two have biochemical reactions, which are not conducive to health. Yellow croaker and soba noodles are incompatible: Eating the same will affect digestion. Raw fish and milk are incompatible: Eating the same will cause poisoning. Turf and eel and crabs are incompatible: Eating the pregnant woman will affect the health of the fetus. Cuttlefish and eggplant are incompatible: Eating the same will easily cause cholera. Catfish and beef are incompatible: Eating the same will cause poisoning."
Black girl: "...Crabs and pears are incompatible: eating the same way, which hurts the stomach and intestines. Crabs and eggplant are incompatible: eating the same way, which hurts the stomach and intestines. Crabs and peanuts are incompatible: easy to cause diarrhea. Crabs and cold foods are incompatible: necessarily lead to diarrhea. Crabs and loaches are incompatible: opposite functions, and they should not be eaten together. Crabs and pomegranates are incompatible: irritating the gastrointestinal tract, causing abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting and other symptoms. Crabs and melons are incompatible: easy to cause diarrhea. Crabs and sweet potatoes are incompatible: easy to form persimmon stones in the body. Crabs and pumpkins are incompatible: eating the same way will cause poisoning. Crabs and celery are incompatible: eating the same way will cause eggs
The absorption of white matter. Sea crabs and jujubes are incompatible: eating them together is prone to cold and fever. Hairy crabs and loaches are incompatible: eating them together will cause poisoning. Seafood foods and tannic acids are incompatible: The calcium in seafood and tannic acid combines into a new, indigestible calcium tannic acid. It can stimulate the stomach and intestines and cause discomfort, and symptoms such as stomach pain, vomiting, nausea or diarrhea. Fruits containing more tannic acid include persimmons, grapes, pomegranates, hawthorns, green fruits, etc. Seafood and pig blood are incompatible: eating them together will cause constipation. Clams and celery are incompatible: eating them together will cause diarrhea. Seafood and pumpkins are incompatible: eating them together will cause poisoning..."
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Zi Xing heard the black lines in his forehead.
The girls are so "very good"!!!
Perhaps, the law of "food restraint" is effective for other cultivators, but the possibility of effect on "Taotie" is slim.
That guy is born to be a foodie. "Eat anything" is its "talent". Is it so easy to get rid of your stomach?
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Chapter completed!