Chapter 425 Go to the World of Life Tree

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Chapter 425 Go to the World of Life Tree

The girls of the spirit of the weapon can also see that "Brother Zixing" is very unhappy now.

"Brother Zixing" was anxious and wished that after leaving the "maze", he would immediately go to a mysterious world full of "Tree of Life".

It is not difficult to understand: the other end of the maze only leads to the "life tree world"; the great ape and the great ape run in this direction, and naturally they can only go to the same place as them. Only by reaching the "life tree world" can the great ape and the great ape and the dragon.

Negotiating conditions, rescuing His Royal Highness the Princess and other things... Only when you meet someone can you enter the substantive operation stage.

But the more anxious you are, the more things you are now dragging you down.

After coming out of the "maze", Zixing and his party entered a colorful "sphere". The aerosol-like ball actively wrapped Zixing and his party.

Well, it seems that n such "color balls" are floating outside the "maze". As long as someone can pass the "maze", there will be colorful balls that will wrap you nearby...

Zi Xing was shocked at first, and his first reaction was to resist firmly. He thought he had encountered an enemy attack.

"Box" comes out at the right time to comfort him-

Zixing, this "color ball" is specially used to pick you up and drop you into the "time and space tunnel". Now it has not been found to be threatening...]

Oh? There is a certain reason to think about it. If outside the "maze", there is a space-time tunnel leading to the "life tree world", then it is normal to have certain protective measures during the journey. Otherwise, it is very easy to get injured or lose in the "time tunnel"... that would be a tragedy.

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As a result, I could only choose the "frame" of trust. Zixing and his party embarked on an extremely hard-working journey.

According to the information given by the "Box", this journey lasts about three days and three nights.

Well, it's not long. But in the eyes of those who are anxious, it's quite difficult.

The girls decided to take on the important task of "learning Brother Zixing" and relieve stress for his soul.

Although girls have shallow experience in life, they are not without profound details. They can directly reach the essence through the appearance of things. For example, "Water Margin" has been regarded as a negative textbook that reflects the chaos in the Song Dynasty and the miserable life of the people.

But after careful study, the girls got some unique insights of their own. In the original words of the Red Girl: "...I was a child (actually she was very small in reality) and I saw that it was a traitor, officials, and people were in power, but today I felt that the people of the Song Dynasty were really happy: a semi-disabled Wu Dalang carried a load to sell a cooked cake, and could support Pan Jin and Lian without worrying about the city, management of attacks; the army officers killed a meat-selling Zheng and Tu, and they would die and run away; the warden and son were taken away by the hotel, and they wanted to retake it by Wu Song; the second generation of the minister of the State Defense took a fancy to Lin Chong's wife and wife, and they also needed to trick Lin Chong into entering the White Tiger Hall, which was so troublesome..."

Regardless of whether the view of the Artifact Girl is correct or not, at least they are quite "independent".

So, girls also have their own unique approach to how to enlighten Zixing.

In short, it is to make Zixing have a deeper understanding of the relationship between men and women, so he may not be so "stubborn".

The more you think about your lover, the better it will be, and the guilt will become stronger and stronger. If you can completely "reversal" this situation, wouldn't Brother Zixing be a little better?...

Note: The girls just need to reflect "objective truth" and do not intend to "produce rumors". "": The reality is cruel enough. Bloody, smearing, giving people a strong shock, and there is no need to "add jealousy" anymore.

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Zi Xing began to endure the girls whispering in his ears.

However, it has to be admitted that the girls are very good at making noise this time.

The red girl said seriously: "...It is difficult for men to bed with women for the first time, and it is easier and easier in the future; it is easy for women to bed with men for the first time, and it is easier and more difficult in the future... After men make money, they want to divorce their wife, but men can't make money, and their wife wants to divorce him...'Do you still love me?' The woman will kiss the man for the first time, and be touched by men for the first time, and be touched by men for the first time, and be touched by men for the first time, and ask them several times when they make the first money.' Do you still love me?' The man usually tries to kiss and kiss the man for the first time, and try them for the first time, and ask them several times when their careers are in a low position... Before marriage, men should let the woman eat well, and after marriage, women should let the man eat well..."

Orange Girl Relay: "... Men have external appearance. The encounter is reflected in the work getting busier and busier, and women have external appearance. The encounter is reflected in the cooking being saltier and saltier... When a woman says "hate" to you, it means that she likes you, and when a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you... Traditional men are very pure before marriage, but start to mess after marriage. Modern men are chaotic before marriage, but become honest after marriage... Traditional women are very honest before giving birth, but start to dream about things after giving birth; modern women are thoughtful before giving birth, but become honest after giving birth... When the family has no money, men like to keep accounts, and when the family has money..."

Huang. Girl: "...No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, his relationship with her mother-in-law is also bad... When a man fails to make money, the woman regrets... The man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy to take care of him, and finally the girlfriend becomes his buddy's wife and his buddy takes care of him; the woman entrusts his boyfriend to his sisters to take care of him, but the sisters become his boyfriend's wife, and the sisters can't be treated as... When a man masturbates, he must not think of his wife, but the woman thinks of his husband... Failed men like to compete with others' wives, and successful women like to compete with others' husband..."

Green girl: "... a man who is fined for parking illegally will quarrel with the police. The woman persuades him; a woman who is fined for parking illegally will quarrel with the men around him. The police. The man's biggest trouble is the creditor, and a woman's biggest trouble is love. People... a man likes to buy the most and the most useless thing is laptops, and a woman likes to buy the most and the most useless thing is shoes... a man is good at discovering his wife's shortcomings, and a woman is good at discovering his husband's strengths... a man has an outsider. encounters because of impulse and movement, and a woman has an outsider. encounters because of boredom..."

Green girl: "... Men have a lover, there will be a sense of accomplishment, women have a lover, there will be a sense of guilt... Men take the initiative to kiss women is an emergency, and women take the initiative to kiss men is a premeditated incident... Women change before the age of forty, and women change after the age of forty. Wife's actions... Men like to buy books and pile up bookshelf, and then women read these books... Men quarrel with women in the car and get angry. If a woman drives, she will step on the brakes. If a man drives, he will step on the accelerator..."

Blue girl: "...Men who have money first change their phones, then their cars, then their houses, and finally their clothes; women who have money are just the opposite... Men learn English to prove that they are good, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer able... The poorest man does not bargain for buying groceries, and the richest woman does not bargain for buying groceries... Behind a successful man there is a woman's support, and behind a successful woman there is a bunch of men's support... The man who women hate the most is Chen Shimei; the woman who men like the most is Pan Jinlian..."

Purple girl: "...Men look at women, they are the most beautiful when they are in love, the most ordinary after marriage, the most ugly when they are divorced, and they become beautiful after divorce; women look at men, the most sincere when they are in love, the most boring after marriage, the most hypocritical before divorce, and they become sincere after divorce... For men, the most beautiful woman is the woman that cannot be obtained; for women, the most casual man is the man who already has... No matter how smart a woman is, she is confused in her appearance, and no matter how stupid a man is, she is also sober in her appearance... Women are always afraid of men's lust, and they are not lustful when they go to bed; men always think that women are not lustful when they are usually afraid of women. They are usually afraid of women. They are afraid of women's not sexy... The most embarrassing thing for men is that their wife is drunk and pesters their friends. The most embarrassing thing for women is that their husband's friends are drunk and pesters themselves..."

Black girl: "...When a woman says to a man, 'I know I am not actually pretty,' men should never agree; when a man says to a woman, 'I am actually very failed', women should definitely object... A man who does not have property during divorce must not be a good man; a woman who does not have property during divorce must be a good woman... A man gives a woman a breast and clothes to express his desire to establish a relationship with others; a woman gives a man a underwear to express his lover's relationship... A woman is kind because of stupidity, and a man is stupid because of kindness... A woman's unit sends a thousand yuan, she will tell the man to send a thousand yuan, and tell his friends to send a thousand yuan; a man's unit sends a thousand yuan, he will tell the woman to send a thousand yuan, and tell his friends to send a thousand five..."

Red girl: "...The man who is most afraid of his wife at home dares not to contradict his mother-in-law; the woman who is most afraid of her husband dares to contradict his mother-in-law at home... Women save private money to spend on her husband in the future, and men save private money to spend on other women in the future... When men face a group of women, don't discuss appearance issues; when women face a group of men, don't discuss wealth issues... Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; men like to hear women say that another man is very failed... When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; when men comfort men, they often say that another man is miserable..."

Black girl: "...The stupidest time for men is when they wear suits to work, and the stupidest time for women is when they wear hanging and skirts on the street...beauties like to praise other women's beautiful clothes, rich men like to praise other men's high income, and the final result is to bring the topic to themselves...Returned men should also add a few English words when talking to people; returnees also speak English to foreigners. There are also a few Mandarin words when men read doctors because their IQ is low, and women read doctors because their EQ is low...Man lying is a habit, and women lying is a need..."

And so on!!!

It's really vivid. The girls feel good about themselves. Even if they set up a platform to tell a book, they can guarantee that "listeners gather". Of course, if they are placed in another time and space, a TV station invites them to host programs like "xx storytelling", they will not be inferior to Wang. Gang. At worst, they can learn from Naya's own expenses and sell a bunch of fake cultural relics to create the atmosphere...

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The girls felt discouraged. They said so much that Brother Zixing actually looked at them with a very strange look. It seemed that there was no deep feeling.

Brother Zixing asked them with an innocent look: "Hmm? You talked so much, what do you mean?"

Didn't achieve the expected results? This shouldn't be the reaction.

The girls couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. Why didn't Brother Zixing get enlightened at the critical moment?

Just as the girls were about to further carry out "psychological counseling", Zixing sighed softly: "I understand very well in my heart. Nothing will happen. Thank you. Don't worry about me."

The girls looked at each other, knowing that Brother Zixing said the truth later.

According to common sense, when the words are spoken and this is the way, the girls should not be able to say anything else. But these girls are very popular, and it is the most painful thing to make them pretend to be "dumb".

Well, since Brother Zixing doesn’t need others to talk about “big truths”, then tell him something interesting and relax.

The red girl deliberately coughed twice before she said vividly: "...There is a handsome male employee who was always called by a 50-year-old male leader in his company after get off work to play badminton with him; after playing, he had to accompany him to take a shower. There was also a slight adjustment and play, that is, hidden and obscure physical contact. The male employee went home and said to his wife worriedly: "I am very likely to be hidden. The rules are there." The wife hurriedly asked if it was a male boss or a female boss? After hearing that it was a man, she let go of most of her heart. The wife said disdainfully: "Isn't it just being raped? Isn't it necessary? Anyway, I don't need it!" The male employee burst into tears. This prodigal girl~~~"

Before Zixing could laugh, the other girls burst into laughter.

While laughing, the black girl also offered an interesting thing: "...a ghost asked: 'God, next time I was reincarnated, I wanted to be as white as an angel, and I had a pair of wings, but I still wanted to suck blood. What should I do? Can I realize my wish?' In the ghost, I wanted to have both an angel's appearance and continue to maintain the devil's hobbies. This is what the saying goes, "have both a fish and a bear's paw." It should be a very difficult wish. But the ghost was wrong. It underestimated the old teachings of God's experience. God said: 'What's the difficulty? Just let you reincarnate as a protective and a treasure in the next life."

The girls laughed again.

The purple girl smiled and said, "There is such an immortal: 'Small. Masturbation is good for love, big. Masturbation is harmful to the body, strong. Masturbation is gone.' I thought I could never find a lower line that matches it. I didn't expect that there were many talents in the sky, the morning and the lust, and someone wrote the most appropriate lower line. It was said: 'Tear the long skirt first, then tear it, short pants, and can't tear it. Sister'. I also gave a horizontal copy called - Wulu. Masturbation. How about it? When I heard this pair, did Brother Zixing feel that he was 'instant petrification'?!"

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Although Zixing did not "instantly petrified", he was amused by the girls' jokes and smiled on his face. But he wanted to maintain a positive image in front of them, and said, "Remember that you are the cute image of Luo Li now. Don't destroy all your image."

The white girl nodded very much: "Brother Zixing, then I'll say one without color. Zhao xshan and Liu x from another time and space are considered famous people. Brother Zixing should have heard of their names, right?"

Zi Xing nodded.

"I have seen a joke that netizens teased them. It was about a storm between Zhao xshan and Liu xzhi. Zhao xshan gave Liu x a couplet. The first couplet: earned eight years of advertising fees; the second couplet: cheated two Olympic Games. The horizontal banner: Goodbye to the disabled. Liu x was furious at first sight. Naturally, he was not willing to be outdone and gave Zhao xshan a couplet. The first couplet: A wealthy man played a farmer for 20 years. The late couplet: The foreigner pretended to be a soil. The turtle deceived 1.3 billion days. The vertical banner: cheating!!!"

After saying that, the white girl smiled and leaned back and forth, looking carefree and heartless.

The girl Chi is not willing to be weak. She wants to prove that her level is not just about saying "color jokes". She has another one: "...Wu Min Xia and He Zi have joined forces to win the first gold medal in diving. Regarding diving, I can't help but think of this classic comment: 'The so-called diving is to bring diving athletes from all over the world together and listen to the sky. The national anthem is played in a loop!"

The orange girl also made fun of it and said, "A rough-leaved soldier caught a mouse, poured some gasoline, and ordered it for Ya! It was probably painful, and she broke free and ran away. Ya actually rushed to the missile depot... Fortunately, she didn't stick to the end and burned to death halfway. But she almost scared the soldier to death... Later, the soldier returned home after demobilization, and the fellow villagers asked him: How much is your annual salary? The fellow soldiers replied: 10 million. The fellow villagers were shocked and staggered: That month it was more than 800,000. The fellow soldiers: Yes, this is the basic salary. The fellow villagers: It's not bad, what are you doing? The fellow soldiers: I dreamed..."

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The time of the journey is not lonely because of the girls accompanying you.

However, no matter how long the journey is, there will be an end.

Three days later, "Caiqiu" finally arrived at the "Life Tree World" with Zixing and his party.

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Chapter completed!