Chapter 418: Be in the forefront of interests, give in.

"When did Brother Zixing become so stupid?"

Although the girls of the spirit spirit have no good feelings for Longji, they tend to think that Zixing is not very beautiful this time. He is "no technical content and violent", just like a girl asking her boyfriend, "What do you like me?" But her boyfriend tied her up and replied: "I like you to stay away from me..."

It's so, too, too... too unlevel.

How can you be considered to be good at speaking? Girls have also studied this issue quite well.

For example, a certain cadre training class, a professor who teaches "Public Relations" asked: If you ask a woman you like for dinner, you have to go to the toilet, how can you say politely? Section level. Cadre: I'll piss. Professor: This is impolite. Department level. Cadre: I'll go and go to the prescription and come back soon. Professor: This is okay. Department level cadre: I'll shake hands with a brother. I hope I'll have the opportunity to introduce him to you tonight... The professor exclaimed: This is what it means to be good!

...So, interacting with people is indeed an art.

When this "art" rises to "smart", it can easily make the liar cry!!!

Girls have had this experience in another time and space - when they receive a call from a scammer, they will make the other party difficult by just moving their mouths. The specific method is as follows -

1. Don’t be busy deleting it after receiving the text message from the scammer asking you to send money. Note the bank’s card number, log in to the online business hall of this bank, enter the card number of the scammer, and fill in the password at will. As long as there are 3 errors, this card cannot be traded in 24 hours (it is frozen). If you are interested and time, you can repeat the above steps. It will annoy the scammer, so annoyed that he has to abandon his old card number and open an account in the bank again!!!

2. First find out the city where the scammer's mobile phone number is located, and then find the same, sex, love, friend website of that city, register an account, and leave the mobile phone number (工淥淥淥淥…).

3. Post on the local house rental website: Two bedrooms and one living room in the city center, monthly rent of 300 yuan, urgent action. Start the computer 24 hours a day. Contact number xxxxxxxxxxx-- also leave that phone number.

4. The personal experience of the spirit girls is not the most amazing. They have heard that a bank employee also received a text message "Please send the money to the xxxxxx account". The bank employee remitted 1 cent each time according to the account. This is fun: According to the relevant business charging regulations of the bank: for every small transaction is completed, 2 yuan will be deducted from the payee's account (when remitting money, select "payer payment fee", 2 yuan per transaction)... When the money is remitted about 1 yuan in succession, he finally received a message from the payee: Stop remitting money, more than 200 yuan has been deducted. You are an expert! How do you tell us how to live!

Look, this is the "eloquence and means" that girls appreciate in line with the standards.

Brother Zixing could have done better than the cases they gave, but just now it was really ugly and lost its standard...

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The girls of the artifact spirit secretly complained about Brother Zixing's performance here, and Zixing's heart also had a stormy change like a wave.

It cannot be said that Long Ji's questioning made his shame soar, and he had to "think about his mistakes behind closed doors". It was the information reported to him by the "frame" that suddenly surprised him.

[...Zi Xing, the information I collected from me shows that Long Ji entered the "Lord Place" this time to help you. She was originally just 'passed' and had no intention of stopping in the middle... Because she accidentally used 'Mingdi' to hear your voice coming from the 'Lord Place', she changed her mind temporarily... It can also be said that she came to find you specifically...]

Zi Xing was a little dazed.

What is the truth?

He was still having a headache about how to avoid a rude princess in the heavenly realm from threatening him with her own flesh and blood, blackmailing him, and torture him, but the other party was happy to be able to meet him again in the heavenly realm, thinking about "helping him"... Zixing couldn't be a stern heart, but compared with the two, it was not in line with the objective fact that he said he was worthy of his heart.

A mood similar to "guilty" is quite uncomfortable...

But Zixing also has the "dead chicken" side that he won't lose. He retorted the "frame" in his mind and said, "What can she do to me? He also came to the 'best killing place' to find me! If you say this, who believes it?!frame, your intelligence work is getting worse and worse..."

"Box, don't forget the most important point: I am the protagonist!!!" Zi Xing's last sentence "drawing a dragon and pointing out the sun" was so "righteous"!!!

No wonder he is full of confidence. He has read so many martial arts novels, popular online novels, dog and blood films and TV series in his previous life... and so on, it is not in vain (a series of personal experiences after coming to the world of cultivation have also indirectly confirmed the same "truth").

As we all know, there is an irrefutable law in the world of novels - the law of immortality of the protagonist.

If the protagonist dies in a martial arts novel, there are only two reasons: 1 He is not the real protagonist, but just a pseudo-protagonist (such as Zhang Cuishan, who accounts for one fifth of the "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" in vain); 2 He is not the only protagonist (such as Xiao Feng).

So it can be further concluded that the "supporting characters" want to kill the protagonist in the world of the novel (a truly only handsome and handsome male lead who is handsome and handsome in the world), and it is obviously an impossible task.

As a senior martial arts figure, the "supporting actors" certainly would not have not heard of the "law of immortality of the protagonist". The supporting actors even know that this rule has never failed in history!!!

If there is a "supporting role" who does not believe in evil, hopes to act "to the heavens" and challenge the protagonist's authority to challenge the protagonist's welfare, will there really be no hope of success at all?

Well, let's see where you can go?

First, the "supporting role" took the initiative when the male lead had not achieved his magical skill and was still in the rookie stage, and hit him with a fierce iron palm, which made him squirt blood and fell to the ground. Just as he was about to step forward and step on another step, according to the traditional plot, he would suddenly "some Cheng Yaojin came out halfway" and a mysterious man appeared to rescue the wounded.

Logically speaking, even a cow in the supporting role was killed on the spot! But you should know that the injury was the protagonist! Next, he would definitely be poured into something like the Big Return to the Pill, and then the master would enter a (or n-s) of deep true energy into his body, or he had already practiced the magical skills of the Tian Silkworm Divine Art or the Turtle Breath**. In short, he would not die, and he would also be blessed in disguise, so his martial arts would make rapid progress and he would soon be able to compete with the villain.

The protagonist wants to find a supporting role to take revenge. This time, he fought hard for three days and three nights. The "supporting role" finally managed to stab the sword deeply into the protagonist's key parts with his "luck". He thought he should be dead this time, right? Otherwise, the protagonist would not die.

"The abdomen is not the key to human beings. Most people's abdomen are pierced, but they can still survive. People who think that the abdomen are the key is just an illusion." ("Peacock Feather")

There is no way, so I can only push it back and start over - the "pivotal part" refers specifically to the heart!!! I will never survive this time after being pierced through the heart, right?

But, but... the protagonist is not dead!

"When I woke up that day, I had been lying in bed for three days and four nights. Doctor Guan said, fortunately, my heart was deviated, and the assassin only stabbed my lungs, but it didn't hurt my heart. He said that no one in 100,000 people like me who had deviated my heart." ("Deer and Cauldron") "It turns out that he had a strange appearance, his heart was on the right but not on the left, and he escaped from death back then because of this." ("The Legend of the Condor Heroes")

Is it a dumbfounded now?

There is no doubt that the protagonist is either this or that organ. Anyway, there is always an organ on the body that has a strange appearance when necessary. None of them is there. Fortunately, he will encounter a major disaster at some time in the future and will not die!!!

Shenma? The supporting actor still refuses to give up his efforts to "kill the protagonist"?

Then continue to "see" -

The "supporting role" in the protagonist's diet was extracted from Sultan Red + dioxin + ppa + black rice + light milk, which is actually an indispensable poison for killing people and killing people when traveling at home. However, according to convention, the "protagonist" will accidentally pick some small flowers and grass on the roadside, or catch some white strange fish in the pond. After eating it, it will be a good medicine for the right symptom (it is said that it is such a coincidence. It is no coincidence. It will be a book.), so when the medicine is sick, the waist will no longer be sore, the legs will no longer hurt, and the walking will be more energetic, the appetite will be great, and it will taste good when you eat it... (See "The Legend of Condor Heroes" for details)

The "supporting role" was so angry that he went crazy and entered a state of rampage, vowing to destroy the protagonist. He really "does everything he wants".

It is useless to knock the "protagonist" off the cliff. One or two old trees growing horizontally will probably be born halfway up the hillside for no reason; or there is a deep pool below; or he simply doesn't use anything, just click the right instep, the left instep, and the right instep (Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters,)... I keep clicking out the troposphere, clicking the outer sky, ascend in the sun, and go chatting with Yang Liwei.

It is useless to trap the "protagonist" in a cave or underground secret room, put down all mechanisms, and then use ** to blow up the only way to live. There must be another way out in the secret room; or he practiced supernatural skills such as "The Great Movement of the Universe" and opened a way to live. "There is no way here, because I am the protagonist, so there is a way." (See "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" for details)

Throwing the "protagonist" to the sea, only a small boat was given, without food or water, it was useless. Old Chinese doctors could not eat for forty-nine days. The protagonist must be more powerful than the old Chinese doctors. It would be nothing if you don't drink water for forty-nine days. Even if you really can't hold on, there will naturally be a big boat coming to save him. There is no need to doubt this (see "The Legend of Chu Liuxiang" for details)

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God? Have you used up all your tricks, or are you still immortal?

Forced by helplessness, I had to use the forbidden move that no one in the martial arts world dared to impose on the protagonist - beheading! (The reason why no one dared to use it is because it is too unreasonable to be dead after beheading your head... Um) Why don't you die when you see the "protagonist" this time?!

But the protagonist is really immortal!!

Huh?? Is it still dead after being cut off? Is there any other kingly law? Even the protagonist can't be so excessive, right? Do you still need scientific common sense? This will mislead underage readers!

"Who said that if you cut your head, you will die? Have you never heard of the 'head change technique' in Mr. Gu Long's "The Sound of the Border Town Sword"?"

kao! Such a remote novel can also be used as a designated reference book? Stop, revolution, and not yet successful, and comrades still need to work hard...

The "supporting role" was forced to produce the "ultimate killing weapon" - after cruelly subduing the protagonist, he cut his head, then divided his five horses and corpses into eight pieces, and then pulled out the tendons, peeled, skinned, crushed, raised, and raised, ashes... (Because the following content is too bloody, fishy, ​​violent, so three hundred words are omitted here. Oh, by the way, how much hatred is this required to be used to exert such extinction, human nature, miserable, and human means???!!!)

The "supporting role" optimistically thought: Now the protagonist has nothing to play, right? No matter how you make up, are there no words?

Unexpectedly, the "protagonist" was still wearing a sexy and sexy pussy, and appeared in the "supporting role" with a smile that deserved to be beaten...

Reason? It's very simple. The "protagonist" was recruited by the cultivator and threw it back to the alien space to resurrect, so he was finally able to yell at his enemies: "I, Hu Hansan, are back again!"

kao! The "supporting role" is already out of trouble: where is this? Is there such a way to do it in martial arts novels?

As a result, I was told: According to the latest survey, martial arts is no longer very popular now, so I have to keep up with the times and directly upgrade to "Xianxia Novel". In Xianxia Novel, the "protagonist" body is destroyed n times and it is also a small ks! You can continue playing...

"The Law of Immortality of the Protagonist" was able to be carried forward to the maximum extent in "Xianxia Novels" (the supporting role was completely defeated and was ruthlessly eliminated).

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Because Zi Xing knew the "super benefits" he enjoyed as the protagonist, he questioned the "frame" with confidence and believed that Long Ji could not provide any great help to him.

Now it’s the “frame” turn that he is dissatisfied. How dare he question the accuracy of the “information” it collects?

The "frame" uses a red No. 1 font, which makes Zixing's eyes blurry, in order to reflect his displeasure-

[Zi Xing, you are so foolish. Don’t think that you can be proud of a "pig-legged pig's feet if you change it". Your tail is raised up to the sky!!! You know, what you have traveled through time is a "cultivation world". If you go to the sea of ​​cultivation powers, you can’t kill you, and make you live without dying. It is also a solution. Are you willing to bear this cowardly ending?…]

Zixing is worthy of being a smart person. After "wake up" like this, he immediately received teaching and restrained his pride. The serious questioning frame: "Can Longjishe help me? What did you say when you collected the information?"

[Long Ji has a big secret in his heart. This secret was just learned from his father Haotian... After she got this secret, she hurried to leave the heavenly court to find you - because that secret is closely related to you. It is no exaggeration to say: Long Ji has mastered the secret method to change your "King Zhou" and eventually end up with a tragic ending!!! However, it is beyond Long Ji's expectation to meet you in the "Automatic Land" in the heaven; being heartbroken by your ruthless performance is also a situation that Long Ji did not expect at the beginning...]

Zixing doesn't want to get too entangled with the issue of "his and Longji's emotions" and automatically ignore it.

He was surprised by the important information revealed by the "Box": "What? Long Ji actually got the way to change my ultimate destiny from Haotian? No! There is a question: According to you, it seems that Long Ji and Haotian already know that my ending will end in a tragedy..."

[For the cultivator, you may not be able to clearly know what your final outcome will be? But they can calculate how many "big catastrophes" you will have. According to the analysis of Long Ji and Haotian, you will not be able to escape the great catastrophe that is about to come to you...]

"What should I do specifically? It can completely change my tragic ending?" It would be fake to say that Zixing doesn't care about this issue.

[The specific method, the information I can collect is limited. There is no way. I can really search the big secrets that Princess Longji deliberately hides, so don’t I know the “mind reading magic”? So, I can only give Zi Xing a letter to you, treat Longji well... Even if you don’t care about your own heart, you have to think more about your destiny!!! After all, Longji has the big secrets that can help you change your tragic destiny...]

Zixing has a headache again.

It's hard to cut, it's still messy, it's...

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How to win back Longji's gradually "desperate" heart?

Needless to ask, I know that no matter who it is, it is a big problem with a big name!

But due to the situation, even if Zi Xing doesn't want this old face at all, he still has to do a "cosmooth" thing.

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After a long "nightmare", Zi Xing finally came back to his senses, cleared his throat, and said to Long Ji with a sincere face, "I will never regret it when my clothes are getting looser and I will become haggard for her. Life and death are wider, and I will talk to you. Hold your hand and grow old with you. If the lovesickness lasts for a long time, how can you stay day and night? When will you know each other? At this night, I am not in love. I have a beautiful woman, but I will never forget her, but I will never see her for a day, and I will think of her as crazy. Entering my lovesickness door, I know that my lovesickness is painful, my long lovesickness is long, and my short lovesickness is endless.

The sea is hard to make water, and it is not clouds. After the desolate parting, the two of them are the same, and the most unparalleled resentment in the moonlight. I only have the shadows in the world, how can they live and die together? Meeting and fighting like not seeing each other, how can they be heartless? Falling and red are not heartless things, they turn into spring mud to protect flowers... All of these are written by me when I miss you. Although they are rough, unliterate and clumsy, they are all my heart. I have always hoped to read the things I wrote in person to you. Today I finally hoped to have such an opportunity..."

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The girls are petrified collectively.

I'm speechless, for the fact that I have always underestimated the degree of "no shame" of Brother Zixing...

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Chapter completed!