Once, an 80-year-old man in a human world was transformed into a beautiful woman by her. He liked to follow her butt and back all day long. Someone advised the 80-year-old man's wife, saying, "Big girl, your old man is 80 years old and still loves to follow her beautiful nv kids, and you don't care?" The old lady said, "If he likes to follow, just follow! Look at the dogs on the street, they chase after the car every day, and they just catch up. Can it still drive a car?'..."

Trampling on "stinky fungus" is one of the things that NV children love to do the most.

Zinv Child couldn't help but "skill itchy", and also made a paragraph: "...a 'stinky fungus' is actually 'ji'! She admitted it herself!!! I'm not scolding her!!! Don't you believe it? Let me tell you, this is the case: One day our tinky fungus mm came down from the 'tay' and landed the camera in the back seat. Seeing this, the driver hurriedly stuck his head out of the window and shouted at the stinky fungus mm: 'Little sister, your camera!' So angry! Someone dared to say in person that she looked like ji!!! The stinky fungus mm's face turned red, turned his head and cursed: Duck!' Then the 'tay' drove away and then chased the car and shouted: Master, I look! I look."

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This plot is well-made. All other NV children laughed and looked overjoyed when they heard it.

"Stinky Wood Ear" seemed to understand, but knew that they didn't say good things.

She said angrily: "You are all born with a stinky mouth! They were 'stricken' from the beginning. They were such an uneducated crazy girl!!!"

When it comes to "doukou" nv children, why are they afraid of her? There is no possibility that she will be "screamed" by her.

I saw the NV children fight back calmly: "It's your mouth that smells bad? You're so embarrassed to bite us back! Do we know the secret of why your mouth becomes smelly?"

Next, it is naturally "exposure" again-

One day, a "stinky fungus" saw a bunch of things on the road. She squatted down and smelled it. She said it might be poop. She mopped it with her hands and put it in her mouth. She said, it was really poop, but fortunately she didn't step on it! ~

A "stinky fungus" taught in the field and repeatedly claimed: "Scientific research should not be afraid of dirt..." Then she squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with her fingers, and then put her fingers in her mouth. A classmate wanted to flatter her, and hurriedly said: "I'm not afraid of dirt..." Then she poked the cow dung on the ground with her fingers and put it in her mouth with her fingers. At this time, "stinky fungus" told him calmly: "In addition, you must be good at observing. I just poked the feces with my middle finger, but the index finger is..."

In a public toilet, Mr. A was constipated and couldn't pull it out after being pulled for a long time. At this time, the "stinky fungus" rushed in, and as soon as he squatted down, he pulled it out "crackling". After hearing this, Mr. A said, "Man, I really envy you, I'm so happy!" The "stinky fungus" was so resentful that he said, "What's there to envy? I haven't taken it off yet..."

The monkey asked the fox how to use a song to describe the fart that "stinky fungus" is put on? The fox said: "Ku Juji's "I Want To Be Like"!" The ant heard it and said: "I thought it was the "Dang" of the power train..."

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Chi NV Chi concludes in the stage: "Men are loyal, responsible, light gains and losses, and pay the bill; while people are good at Hunting are sweet, coquettish, shameless, calculating, and capable. M., our sisters finally know why they failed so much. It turns out that I have always used men's standards to demand myself! A certain yin's "stinky fungus" always eats like a person... We can never be as merciful as her, so we can't learn..."

Originally, if the "resentment" between the two sides was not so deep that it could not be resolved, the NV children actually didn't mind having a "reconciliation meal" after winning a big victory (let the other party understand their strength).

The dinner party is not a famous "Hong Mén Banquet" in history, but a real "dinner party" that is very special in another time and space. The elements of this type of dinner party are: wine, dishes, cigarettes, friends, officials, and people; dinner party rules: give up seats, urge to drink, pay for orders, and get rid of the ownerless people; dinner party specials: set words, flattery, fool, tell jokes, incitement, and talk about things; dinner party functions: gathering, asking for people, romance, plotting, and celebrating; dinner party status: bold words, sweet words, sweet words, coquettish words, crazy words, nonsense, nonsense.

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Unfortunately, the hatred between the two sides destined that they would not eat such a "reconciliation meal".

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"Stinky fungus" is so angry that the nv children are so angry.

Since I have had memory, it seems that this is the first time I have left anger! It is absolutely true that she said that she was so angry that she had a large area of ​​hunluàn in her mind.

She pointed at the nv children, and her voice was so angry that she was filled with tremolo: "You, you, you, these hateful..."

Chinv's ruthless blows her and said, "You guy, even stutters! What else can you do? Just find a place to live in seclusion first, start with 'speech words and sentences', and go back to learn - after learning well, then come out as a good person. It's ugly..."

Speaking of this, Chinv Child couldn't help but laugh happily.

Chinv kids recalled a joke about clumsy primary school students who saw in another time and space--

Title: One side. Kid: He took off his clothes

While wearing a kuzi, the teacher commented: Do he want to take it off? Or do he want to wear it?

Title: Among them. Kid: One of my left foot was injured. The teacher commented: Are you a centipede?

Title: One after another. Children: After get off work, dad is coming home one after another. The teacher commented: How many dads do you have?

Title: Sad. Kid: It’s sad to have a ditch in front of my house. The teacher commented: With students like you, the teacher will be even sadder.

Title: You. Kid: My father is short, tall, fat and thin. The teacher commented: Is your father a transformer?

Title: Look. Kid: What did you look at? Haven’t seen it before? Teacher’s comment: Don’t be too arrogant.

Title: Strive to the Prosperity. Children write. Confession to the Prosperity. Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series!

Title: Delicious. Children write:: It’s not delicious. Teacher:...

Title: Innocence. Children's writing: It's so hot today. Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

Title: Sure enough. The child said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water. The teacher's comment: It's a phrase and cannot be separated.

Question example: Eat first, then take a bath (the teacher made an exception and gave the "example question". The spirit of jing is tortured and is really on the verge of collapse). Kid: Sir, goodbye! Teacher's comment:...

Question: Besides. Kid: A train passes by, and more... the teacher commented: I'm dead...

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Chapter completed!