Chapter 399: Pig's feet are very busy!

"Eighteen Hells" has also made great progress towards the positive view of Zixing. {" }(," })

Although it is not like the "Guns of the Spirit Girls", it is not sour when it praises Zixing - "Eighteen Hells" can't do such a meaty and numb thing.

"Eighteen Hells" proposed a "pragmatic" suggestion to Zixing, asking Zixing to "make up" to establish a 'Six Realms Food School', which is specially used to recruit young masters from the cultivation family who like food.

Since the students who are collecting the "tuition fees" cannot be those "yellow and white, common things"! The "Eighteen Hells" advocate that they are not polite to those "prodigal sons" of the cultivation family, and let them steal their family's "cultivation skills" in exchange for various food production methods."

The "Eighteen Hells" vowed to Zixing to make a promise: as long as it adopts its proposal to establish the "Six Realms Food School", the various "Secret Books" he will recruit in the future will definitely accumulate like mountains, and it is no problem to build a "martial arts treasure house" with more than three digits in all parts of the Six Realms.

Zixing just listened.

He does not have the confidence that he is like the "Eighteen Hells".

Zi Xing thought to himself: This guy who regards "food" as big as the sky, he thought that other cultivators would have this preference? Tsk tsk, for the sake of food preparation, he would rather use the family's "Secrets of Cultivation". Only it can do this "dog, blood, plot"... This family has no semicolon.

The girls do not have the complicated thoughts of "Brother Zixing" and are very interested in a proposal like "Eighteen Hells". This proposal is so careful of their love of playing and making fun. It is so sexual, it is like "tailor-made" for them.

The girls proposed "appointments" one after another. As soon as the "Six Realms Food School" was established, they "voluntarily" went to the school to be "teachers" and taught a group of outstanding students for Brother Zixing.

Zi Xing smiled bitterly in his heart: Why are they here to join in the fun? Isn’t this equivalent to causing trouble for me in disguise?

Zixing was not very happy, and he attacked the girls' enthusiasm for "being a role model" on the spot: "Be more at ease! What kind of delicacies do you know? What can you teach to the students?"

"Brother Zixing looked down on people..."

Zi Xing's obvious negative attitude hurt the girls. They all expressed dissatisfaction.

The girl said: "Even if we don't understand the 'how to make food', we have ways to help our students pass the exam." She said with great confidence, certainty, no doubt.

"What's the solution?" Zi Xing asked casually. In fact, his current mind is basically not focused on this aspect.

"We can teach the "Three Kingdoms Generals' Skills" to the students," said the red girl proudly: "Three Kingdoms Generals' Skills are in hand and you can easily pass the exam. For example, I can teach my students the 'Military Generals' skills - 'Diao Chan'. Students can use this skill to abandon an eraser during the exam and designate two invigilators to quarrel. Haha, in this way, the candidates can do things calmly under their noses."

The orange girl said lonely, "You can also teach the candidate "Lu Bu Wushuang" - when cheating, you need to find two invigilators to find it at the same time. Or "Lu Mengkji" - if you don't cheat in this exam, there is no limit on the scores of this exam. Or use "Da Qiao. Guose" - you can use any eraser as a Lebusi Shu for the invigilator..."

Huang. The girl also became interested and said, "My students can also use the skill of generals 'Xiahou Anal' to cheat - the teacher who deducts points to themselves has to go to the toilet once a minute. Or the skill of generals 'Hua Tuo Qingnang' - can take the initiative to discard an eraser and make any student get 10 points in the exam. Each exam is limited to one time. Or the skill of generals 'Zhao Yunlongtian' - when taking the exam, you can use the eraser as a pen and the eraser as an eraser. Sun Quan checks and balances' - you can change the test paper until you are satisfied."

The green girl said: "I can teach the candidates the skills of the general 'Ma Chao Iron Cavalry' - always regarded as equipting a pair of telescopes, and can view the test papers of the classmate at the table next door. Or 'Sun Shangxiang' - I can abandon two rubbers to give myself and another classmate of the opposite sex to add 10 points each for the exam."

The young girl said: "I can teach my student 'Liu Bei Rende' - you can assign scores to any student at will. Or 'Guo Jia' - you can assign scores to other students at will when you are deducted."

The purple girl said: "I will teach my students the skill of "Zhang Liao Raid" - you can get 10 points from any two classmates. Or the skill of "Huang Gai Ku. Meat Scheme" - you can choose to give up doing one question and get 20 more points."

The black girl said: "I can teach the general skills of 'Zhang Fei Roar' - you can cheat any time during the exam. Or the general skills of 'Xu Chu Nuyi' - you can choose to give up 10 points. If you do this, the students who take the exam with you will be considered giving up 20 points. Or 'Huang Yueying' - you can get another 10 points immediately after you get 10 points. Or 'Diao Chan' - you will get an extra 10 points during the paper collection stage. Or 'Cao Cao Female Ganxiong' - you can get your cheating questions immediately."

The white girl said: "I will teach the candidates the skills of "Sima Yi Gui Talent" - before your paper is corrected, you can replace the original answer with any answer. "Zhen Ji. Luoshen" - during the examination, you can throw a coin once, and if the front is facing up, you will immediately get 10 points, and repeat it until the back is facing up. "Zhou Yu's counter-espionage" - you can ask a classmate to choose one of your questions. If you know, he will not know or if he knows you will not know, you will immediately get 10 points. No matter what the result is, the classmate will not get the score."

The girl in the end still unfulfilled summary: "There are many military generals who can teach students to cheat. For example, 'Yang Xiu Danqian' - When a classmate, including you, can do the next question, then you will do this question. 'Da Qiao Lu' - When the teacher wants to deduct your score, you can choose to discard a piece of rubber and transfer it to the classmate next to you. 'Guan Yu Martial Saint' - You can use any note as evidence of your classmate cheating. 'Zhuge Kongcheng' - When you have not studied at all, you will not be affected by the failure of the subject. 'Zhangjiao Guidao' - When any student's scores in a certain subject are to be judged, you can replace it with your failed subject..."

Finally, the girls concluded that they had so many "Three Kingdoms military skills" that were available for candidates to cheat. Those little guys who became their students guaranteed that no exam would fail.

This is enough to fully demonstrate the girls' strength to be a role model. The class that allows them to serve as "class teachers" will always have an admission rate of 100%...

Zi Xing was so dizzy that he heard it.

There is actually such a group of mediocre teachers who actively teach candidates "care skills" for the sake of "graduation rate"! If they really make them take the sacred position of "teachers", they will definitely be a group of "destroying people" and will never be ruthless!!!

However, Zi Xing also vaguely guessed some of the girls' little thoughts. He did not agree to print "textbooks" such as the "Food Ceremony" to the girls so that they could just teach students "food making methods" after the establishment of the "Six Realms Food School". The girls had some opinions in their hearts.

Through the half-in-the-narration method, it is also to make "Brother Zixing" pay attention to their value.

Zixing understood the little girls' thoughts, and it was not easy to criticize them in person. She could only laugh dryly and silence: "I didn't expect that you are all fans of the Three Kingdoms game..."

"You only know now. This proves that Brother Zixing, you didn't care enough about us before!" the girls said in unison.

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It arouses unanimous dissatisfaction among the girls.

Zi Xing decisively stopped engaging in such a topic as this. He took the initiative to talk to "Eighteen Hells", and his intention to "change the topic" was very obvious.

The Eighteen Hells will never get tired of the topic of "food". The Eighteen Hells" suddenly thought of a question and took it out and asked Zixing: "It is said that 'food' can be called perfect with delicious 'beverage', and it will be beautiful, and there will be no regrets since then. Mr. Zixin is a big expert in 'food'. I wonder if there is any special research on 'beverage'?"

Zi Xing thought to himself: This "foodie" has put all her thoughts on "eating and drinking", and she can still have such a profound cultivation. I really don't know how it came about... Is she really a natural genius? It's unfair and unfair.

He verbally dealt with the "Eighteen Hells" and said, "Beverages, as a 'Gourmet Brick Master', I have also studied it. However, for a while, I was a little famous 'high, rich and handsome', so I naturally paid more attention to the drinks in this circle. To put it bluntly, the drinks I know are basically 'high, rich and handsome' - drinks that I really can't afford!"

"Oh, I'd like to hear it carefully." The Eighteen Hells were indeed very interested.

Zi Xing had a real reason in his stomach, not a "bluff". He said jokingly: "There is a drink called 'Eyun Mineral Water', which is in a glass bottle. It sells for more than 200 yuan. I also took a sip under the extreme opportunity. The softness of the water was completely higher when the tip of my tongue rolled."

"There is another 'sports drink', which all the NBA brands drink! rmb: 400 yuan. I saw it by chance when I was traveling around, but unfortunately I didn't have enough fairy fate and failed to try it. I asked the person who drank this drink, what it felt like after drinking it? The person who drank the drink said: The smell of water."

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"Eighteen Hells" sounded a little confused. But it believed that Zixing was not a nonsense person, and "not understanding" probably because his level was not enough. So he secretly remembered the name of the drink listed by Zixing.

The girls may still be a little angry but "Brother Zixing" underestimated them just now. At this time, the black girl said with a close eye to "demolition": "'Eyun' is in the sky. 330 ml, 7.6 yuan per bottle; 500/550 ml, 8.7 yuan per bottle; 1500 ml, 19.8 yuan per bottle. In the UK, a bottle of Eyun is sold for 50p, and a can of Coca-Cola costs 1 pound, and in the sky, 2 yuan, 2 yuan per bottle..."

The implication is that Zixing previously claimed that more than 200 yuan per bottle of "Yiyun" was suspected of fraud.

The Qing girl raised the problem from another perspective: "...The official website of the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine shows that in January 2011, the 80.44 tons of Evian natural mineral water imported from France were also detected to exceed the standard. In 2006 and 2007, three batches of Evian mineral water were detected to exceed the standard for bacteria. As of 2012, Evian mineral water was on the blacklist for more than six years."

The implication is: it is nothing more than the "mineral water" of a mere foreign brand, not as magical as Brother Zixing boasted about! Great!

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It seems that if these little girls are not "settled" by them, they will not want to "show off" any knowledge.

Zi Xing had to quietly bow to the girls with both hands. The meaning was naturally to ask the girls to "show mercy". The girls thought that "Brother Zi Xing" had learned a lesson and knew that their important values ​​and dignity should not be offended. They all were very proud of it. Finally, they decided to let him go.

Only then did Zixing continue to pretend to be his "high, rich and handsome" in front of the "Eighteen Hells": "... There is a high-end drink, which is the special milk for the British juhia royal family. Price: in the sky, I can't buy it no matter how much I spend!!! The child sitting in a Rolls-Royce and drinking this milk to school is the real second generation of the king! It was also by chance that I saw its packaging. Seeing its luxurious packaging, I immediately cried. Just like the old monk who saw the robes of Tang Monk... I often wondered... when I could buy a bottle?"

"There is a drink called 'salve mineral water'. Bill Gates praised it as the purest mineral spring in the world. rmb: 630. The minerals contained in water are pure natural. Unlike some mineral water in our Tianchao, even mineral water is called mineral water. It is filtered water - artificial minerals. When I saw the salve, I bought a bottle. I dare not drink such a fairy dew. I used 1 to 100 to drink it with boiled water. Although it was mixed with water, I could still feel its sweetness..." (The girls all felt that Brother Zixing was too "little" and failed to pretend to be tall, rich and handsome! It was mixed with water at 1:100, and it was still sweet! Put "saccharin"! You can continue to blow it!)

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Zi Xing said: "There is a mix drink. It is a pure fruit process. It is currently a mainstream, rich and handsome drink in Europe and the United States. A bottle of concentrated 60 apples, and it is high-quality. Price: more than 700 rmb. When I saw it, I immediately knelt down. Of course, it was also expensive for my wallet. But in the end, I still got a bottle, which I have stored in my water storage room... Whenever I asked Muyi to come home, I would always take it out, share a cup with Muyi, and tell her, "God. No more than 50 people who have drunk it" (except for the second generation of officials). Then... I can circle it smoothly, you know!"

The girls all curled their lips secretly: "There are 60 apple essences concentrated in a bottle of drinks! This time, you might as well blend it. This bottle can be mixed at 1:1,000, and then use it to hook up 1,000 black fungus - hehe, ten a year can be mixed for 100 years! I sincerely say that Brother Zixing has really made a lot of money this time!"

Zi Xing said: "There is a drink called 'eno'! The American rich second-generation children are special drinks. Pepsi and delicious. They are all hanging and silk drinks. Children of the American rich second-generation children drink eno. Price: 420rmb. After playing basketball, you take it out and black fungus will surround you. It is a symbol of wealth! I have half a bottle. The other half of the missing bottle was drunk when I was chasing a fungus. After drinking the fungus, I said that this is not as good as Wanglaoji. Alas, I suddenly broke my heart. I immediately covered the lid... and then pounced on the fungus, and had sex!"

Zi Xing said: "There is a lucid beer! This beer usually only appears in top private clubs in Europe and the United States. Price: refer to 3 bottles of Maotai. This beer once had a bottle, but on my 21st birthday, I opened it with my friend and drank it. The next day, after I woke up, I looked at the empty bottle and cried. I was too impulsive... This kind of wine is also difficult to buy abroad. Because its production is not popular... Seeing it, the general white-collar workers in the North Korea have to kneel down collectively. Price of a bottle: 400

More than 0. As for what's good, I tell you, the manufacturer only produces 10,000 bottles per flavor every year. All of them are from the world's best fruits. It's made! In foreign countries, you can hold a bottle of this in your hand, which is more valuable than holding a 4s. I have collected a bottle and kept it in the freezer in the water storage room. Even if the 9-point black fungus beg me, I don't want to open it. I have been waiting for the real goddess in my heart to open it for her... I didn't expect that I would rush and sweep it all at the birthday party..."

"... Thousands of words turned into one sentence: I felt so heartbroken! Finally, I learned from my mistakes and made a difficult decision... I opened the bottle and immediately filled Jia Shibo, found someone to reseal the lid and sold it to a rich second generation... I believe that many hangshi who came back from studying abroad know it."

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Regardless of the surprise of the audience, Zi Xing continued: "There is a kind of noble beer that usually appears in foreign places at the 'heaven and earth' level... This wine is very bitter, I don't know why foreigners are keen to pursue it. Price: 117/USD. And it is a price without a service fee. I have collected 6 bottles and are planning to wait until it is about to expire, and find a few fungus to drink with them... Then, with fungus... you know...

Zi Xing said: "There is a drink called bklla, the real noble champagne. Price: more than 10,000 rmb. I have a bottle. I am going to meet my beloved goddess, and I will open it before circling and crossing. For the goddess, I will do anything! Unfortunately, the goddess has not appeared so far, and it is all black fungus..."

The girls were stinging in their hearts again: "The nobles only have more than 10,000 rmb champagne? Lying down. Can they be drunk by hungry nobles?"

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