Chapter 397 The Crazy God of Food

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After merging with the "Demon Donkey Body", she thought that her greatest pain was to be turned into a delicacy called "Living Donkey"!

But this "living sin" lasts about a quarter of an hour, and it can be tolerated even if it is painful!

It turned out that she had made a big mistake.

How to say it?

She really underestimated the "Eighteen Hells"'s passion for food.

The more enthusiastic the "Eighteen Hells" are about the delicacies that Zi Xing gave to him for martial arts, the more he refuses to let go of the ready-made "test product" of "stinky fungus".

For "stinky fungus", this is simply a "evil, sexual, cycle"! Unlucky child.

By the way, the soul body of "stinky wood ear" has gone through a lot of hardships and finally got rid of the entanglement of the "demon donkey body". She hated the "demon donkey" that dragged her down and suffered. The first thing she had to do after regaining her freedom was to use a heavy blow, summoning a thunder and lightning as thick as a bucket of water, directly turning the "demon donkey" into a ball of coke. Another gust of wind was blowing, and the "coke" was blown into ashes and scattered all over the sky.

"Stinky Wood Fruit" was not satisfied. I thought to myself: In other people's territory, my attack ability is greatly limited. Under normal circumstances, I should have been able to summon a ray of lightning as thick as ten people hugging... Well, I should quickly leave this place that is not good for me! There will be opportunities to retaliate against the stinky thief in the future!

The "stinky thief" she hated naturally refers to the "Eighteen Hells".

But it was too late, and the "Eighteen Hell" did not give her a chance to escape. The next moment, the "stinky fungus" was "stagnant" by the "Eighteen Hell" again without hesitation.

"Stinky Wood Fungus" hated it and glared at it: "What tricks do you want to play? Do you think it's not enough to bother me?"

"Eighteen Hells" said with a smile: "Don't rush to leave. I still have a dish of 'donkey meat', and I lack the subject of experiments. In the interest of our tens of thousands of years of friendship, you should also help your old friends."

When Zi Xing just talked about the method of "watering donkey meat", "stinky fungus" was also on the spot, knowing that this dish is not as good as the donkey - the live donkey is fixed, and there is an old soup boiling next to it. The eater specifies that he should eat a certain part. The chef peels off the donkey skin to reveal the fresh meat. Use a wooden spoon to scoop the boiling soup and water the piece of meat, and then cut it off after the meat is cooked, put it on the plate and serve (it is fine if the temperature of the "soup" is directly boiling the donkey bones). It is said that most of the people who eat this dish do not eat vegetables for the sake of eating, but simply to see how the donkey and the donkey's face and expression.

"Stinky Wood Fruit" thought that although he could not die next, the "living sin" he would suffer was really bad. He couldn't help but feel chills in his heart.

But she has always been used to being strong. Although she was already timid in her heart, she was not at the surface and said with a sneer: "Stirty 18, the 'demon donkey' you released to deal with me before is also a rare breed. You probably imprisoned one? Don't believe you can also make such a huge 'demon donkey' to soak the 'demon donkey' meat."

"Eighteen Hells" said honestly: "It's really only that 'demon donkey', but you've beaten to ashes with a thunder and lightning! But, the 'donkey meat' that Mr. Zixin said still has to be made. At worst, I can replace the ingredients with an equally excellent 'demon horse' to clean up a 'heat meat', and the effect is not much worse..."

"Stinky Wood Fruit" was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but say a rough sentence on the spot: "Stinky Eighteen, I'm fucking. You. Ancestor. Eighteen generations!!!"

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Even if the other party greets all his "ancestors", it will not stop the "Eighteen Hells" from studying food.

It was full of interest to call a "demon horse" from the depths of the darkness of the "eighth level space".

The girls were all greedy for freshness. Seeing that the "demon horse" was as big as a dinosaur and was covered with black and shiny hair, it was extremely majestic. Compared with the "Celestial" royal horse, it had a unique momentum.

This "demon horse" looks most suitable for carrying a "big demon god" to fight the six realms, and it is extremely majestic.

The girl Chi couldn't help but say to Brother Zixing: "This 'demon horse' is good. In another time and space, it is at least equivalent to a 'BMW-class' famous brand sedan. It is a symbol of identity. Brother Zixing, is this the reason?"

Zi Xing said with great experience: "Have I told you: I spent 2.56 million yuan to buy a W12-cylinder 6.0 'Volkswagen Phaeton' in another time and space. It was the world's top limited edition sedan. Unfortunately, after I sold it back, I found that the reference of the 'exterior design' was in the 'retro style'. Just looking at the appearance, it was not as cool as the 'demon horse' in front of me! When I drove it out, there were few people who knew the goods..."

The girls suddenly became interested and asked questions in a verbal way.

"Who did you meet someone who doesn't know the goods?" The red girl asked with Zi Xing's arm.

Zi Xing is also a person who likes to show off, so she showed off her proud expression and said, "Once I drove into the parking lot in 'Phaeton' and was in the automatic parking. The administrator shouted to me: 'Hey, be careful when driving Passat, don't hit the new BMW 320 next to you, you can't afford it!" I was angry when I heard it and shouted loudly: 'My car is enough to buy him 10 cars!'"

The "Girl of the Spirit" heard it and laughed.

Chi Girl commented disdainfully: That indifferent guy didn't even recognize "Phaeton Volkswagen" and even regarded it as "Passat"! (In fact, this is the first time that Chi Girl heard the name of "Volkswagen", and she only realized from Brother Zixing that it was worth 2.56 million! To be honest, the reputation of this car is really too small. However, this does not prevent Chi Girl from despising the parking lot administrator. It is understandable that they don't understand. You, a guy who "watches cars every day", doesn't understand it, that's too unreasonable...)

Zi Xing came and continued to show off: "One day, I drove the 'Phaeton' into the gas station. When I was not careful, the 93 gun of the cheerleader was aimed at the 93 gun. At that time, my sweat was 'sloppy'. I couldn't help but yell at this reckless girl: 'I want to add 97, who told you to add 93 by yourself?' The little girl kindly replied: 'Brother, Passat is absolutely fine to add 93, I add 93 every day. 93 saves money, not Mercedes-Benz and BMW, there is no need to add 97!' I was so angry that I vomited blood! Another guy who pretended to understand and regarded "Phaeton" as "Pasat"!"

"One day, I went to a nightclub to have sex. After I fell in love with a pretty girl, I made an appointment to go out with Xiaoye. Seeing that I was of extraordinary temperament, the pretty girl walked to the parking place with him. As soon as she saw my 'Pheteng', the pretty girl turned her head and left, and said, "I would have the nerve to ask me to eat Xiaoye when I drove Santana. I would have known that I would have left with the fat man who drove a Camry just now."

"One day, I planned to host a banquet for a high-ranking official and drove to his house to pick him up. I opened the car door politely. When the high-ranking official approached, he actually felt that he was weaker, so he suggested: 'I'd better let the driver drive the A6 out'."

"One day, I went to pick up a friend somewhere. There were many cars at the entrance of this community. When I was waiting for my friend in the car, I heard the drivers of the car talk about my car - 'This is a good car, and I'll come out to work hard'. Another person said, 'Maybe from the unit, but Passat also needs 8 oil for 100 kilometers.'... I still lacked some time to nourish my energy, so I couldn't help rolling down the window on the spot and yelled: 'I have 17 oil for 100 kilometers! What are your eyesights!'"

"One day, one of my friends, an important friend of mine, got married and wanted to borrow a heavyweight car. I am a kind person. Although I love cars very deeply, I also lend it generously. Afterwards, my friend returned the car, and I asked him proudly: 'How is it, you have made you look in front of your friends, right?' My friend sighed: 'Don't mention it, my friend insisted that this is an old Passat, too unlucky, and finally spent money to rent a current red car. Sports car as a wedding car, and your car is the last one in the wedding fleet, which is specially picked up and dropped off the elderly and children.'... This really makes me speechless."

When Zi Xing said this, he shook his head and pretended to be angry. But in the eyes of anyone with a discerning eye, he could only see his pride that could not be concealed.

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The girls are basically in line with their brother Zixing in general.

The black girl also stood in his position and criticized: "Indeed, it's too speechless! Brother Zixing, after you sold that Phaeton, have you never met a guy who "knows the goods" who can recognize it at a glance as a precious car worth 2.56 million?"

"I met one." Zixing said: "One day, I went to a place to do business. After parking the car and was about to leave, I heard the conversation between two young people behind me. One of them said, "Look, wow, 时后!" I felt relieved in my heart. Finally, there was someone who knew the goods... Just when I was happy, I heard another young man say, "Fuck, I really bought it!"

When the girls heard Zi Xing say this, they all laughed and laughed, and they were overjoyed...

The "stinky fungus" that was completely confused, but at this moment, his face was gloomy. The resentment in his eyes was injected into the river, and the number of giant sharks that could "poison" was at least four digits.

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The "Eighteen Hells" do not have that high understanding ability, so naturally they cannot understand the conversation between Zixing and the girls.

Therefore, its attention was not focused on Zi Xing and the little girl. It ignored the resentful eyes of "stinky fungus", and directly forced the majestic "demon horse" and "stinky fungus" to form a whole.

With the previous experience, the "Eighteen Hells" seemed to be familiar with it and at ease... After finishing all this, I only took more than half of the last time.

"Eighteen Hells" seemed to be unsatisfied and discussed with Zixing: "Hey, Mr. Zixin, when I came out of your "storage space", I found that there was an extremely huge "golden-haired great monkey" in that space. I dare say that this "demon monkey" is definitely the largest monkey I have ever seen. Well, with my eyesight that often travels in the six realms, it is eight or nine, which is the largest "demon monkey" in the six realms... How about it, Mr. Zixin, isn't there a "monkey brain" in the food you introduced? I'm willing to contribute the "golden monkey" you collected? Let's make two delicacies, "horse meat" and "monkey brain" at the same time, and taste them together..."

Zi Xing didn't expect that the other party would put his "golden-retriever big ape" in his "storage ring", and he also understood it clearly. But the big ape is a person of great origin, so Zi Xing would never be able to make it a "monkey brain".

Just as I was about to politely decline the request of "Eighteen Hells", an angry voice suddenly sounded at the scene: "He is so n't, how dare you put your ideas on your great sage grandfather! It's so hateful!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a golden light jumped out of Zixing's "soul body" (actually it jumped out of the storage space of the "soul body"). The cultivator wrapped in this golden light was nothing but a golden-retrievered ape.

The relationship between the Great Ape and Zixing is quite special. It temporarily moves into Zixing's "storage space" as a "guest official".

After entering the "decisive place", the world outside the storage world has caused a lot of noise. The golden-retrievered ape has naturally been "shocked" for a long time and has been paying close attention to what is happening in the "outside".

At first, we could still watch the development of the situation with an "outsider" mood. When the "Eighteen Hells" proposed to Zixing to turn it into a well-known delicacy - "Monkey Brain", the golden-retrievered ape could not hold back.

The heart fire "rubbed" and it burned at least three thousand feet in a moment.

Therefore, the Golden Retriever Ape ignored the same camp as Zixing at the moment, and belonged to the same camp as the star of the world. Moreover, it did not have the concept of "the contradiction between itself and the Eighteen Hell belonged to the 'internal contradiction among the people' rather than 'class. Contradiction'". After it jumped out, it gritted its teeth at the "Eighteen Hell".

The "Eighteen Hells" of the Golden Retriever Ape did not take the "hostility" to the Golden Retriever Ape very much. Instead, when he saw the Great Ape just dressed up with a piece of animal skin on his body, he felt quite fresh.

In the concept of this world of cultivation, the "small short skirt" worn by the great ape now is definitely a "strange costume". If a cultivator with more conservative thoughts sees it, he might even denounce it as "harm, wind, defeat, and vulgarity"!

"Eighteen Hells" did not get too entangled with the great apes and the topic of "Monkey Brain" food, but instead asked it with interest: "What are you dressing up?"

The golden-retrievered monkey glared at it, and did not answer with a monkey face.

The girls felt that the "Eighteen Hells" had finally rescued them under the "Stinky Wood Fruits", and this kind of affection was the only one that could lead them. So the girls didn't want to see the big ape and the "Eighteen Hells" having a quarrel.

The red girl helped to relax her cheeks and said, "Master Eighteen, you don't know this. The dress of Jinhou Brother is the most popular dress nowadays, "Qi.b. Small. Short. Skirt"!"

"Just like that, is the most parade dress?" The Eighteen Hell was shocked.

"It is indeed a trendy thing, and it is difficult for you to understand its 'trend'. Many times, it becomes popular somehow." The white girl said objectively: "For example, the 'Liberation Shoes' of the Heavenly Chao, when the people of the Heavenly Chao were underdeveloped, they had no choice but to wear it... But you never expected that the 'Liberation Shoes' would be sold well in the Western world, with a price comparable to nike. If you see a handsome guy on the streets of an island country wearing rusty green army shoes shopping, don't be surprised. This kind of Liberation Shoes, which has long been abandoned by the Chinese, has transformed into a new fashion darling. In the country of Mid, a pair of improved Liberation Shoes even sold for $65, which is the same price as the internationally renowned brand Nike..."

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Although the "Eighteen Hells" were only a little clear about it, based on intuition, I also felt that the white girl seemed to be quite reasonable.

"Existence has its rationality, and nothing can be 'taken for granted'. The truth of the matter is many blocked by fog..."

The Orange Girl said with some philosophical emotion: "For example, the great peasant, uprising and ritual leader Hong Xiuquan, knows how many of his wives he has? ...Tsk tsk, the Queen, Ai Niang, Xi Niang, Miao Niao, Jiao Niao and other 16 titles, 208 people; 24 princesses, Cai Niao, Yuan Niao and other 7 titles, 960 people, and 1168 people in the two categories.

The female officials who served were also serving, led 60 people to 20 female officials with second-rank officers, totaling 1,200 people. Together, there were more than 2,300 women who served the King of Heavenly Kings in the Heavenly King's Mansion, so that he could "be fortunate" at any time... This was the case that the King of Heavenly Kings, Brother Hong, had not obtained all the "government and power"! If he was asked to overthrow the entire Qing Dynasty, I really don't know how corrupt he would be!!!"

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One of the common characteristics of girls is that they like to show off.

Hearing his companions' comments, the country and the inspiring words, the other girls couldn't sit still. Huang. The girl rushed to say, "... Does anyone know: the real Qiu Xiang girl is in her 20s older than Tang Bo Hu? When it comes to Tang Bo Hu, everyone will see the image in film and television works: talented and suave. Especially his story of "Three Laughs in Autumn. Xiang" is well-known. But the brick and family research says that Qiu Xiang was indeed "clicked", but it was not Tang Bo Hu, because the real Qiu Xiang is more than 20 years older than Tang Bo Hu..."

Green girl said: "... Some people say that when you are trapped in a car, you can use the 'headrest' to smash the window to escape. In fact, the correct way should be to insert the headrest into the gap in the side window glass (select the corner of the window), smash it down with a few fists, let most of the steel pillars be inserted, hold the headrest and pull it into your arms, pry the glass, and instantly kill the seemingly indestructible car window! Never spread rumors of smashing the window with the headrest.

It will kill many people!!! The correct way is: pry!..."

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Finally, the girls all warned the "Eighteen Hells" with a serious look: "Don't believe in blindly following! You have to judge many things yourself..."

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