Chapter 395 Genius and Hooligan

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Zixing randomly listed two unique food production methods. Other listeners felt a little disgusted, but it sounded like a "brow dance" and looked like a greedy person.

While listening, it occasionally scans the billions of light-year bacteria that have "survived after the disaster".

If the "bacteria" have normal thinking ability, they will definitely be frightened by their malicious eyes. It is a look that imagines them as "good food", and I really wish I could "swallow them alive".

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Compared to the "food practice" introduced by Zi Xing, the trick it used to "making red wine" before is nothing. "Eighteen Hells" helplessly admits such a fact.

"Eighteen Hells" calculated: at least four more times, the "special red wine" that is equivalent to the previous quantity, and the "bacterial materials" required for repairing its body is enough. This work must be completed without fail. "Eighteen Hells" had to press the ** of "new food" and start to soak the high-quality "bacterial materials" into the "green drink" of the second and third lakes...

During this period, the "Eighteen Hells" were unwilling to be lonely and "asked" with relish to Zixing how to make various rare foods.

They all secretly remembered it in their hearts. Sometimes, the "Eighteen Hells" also express some of their own opinions.

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Zi Xing said he lost his mouth, and felt a "sense of accomplishment" in his heart, and was also keen to sell his knowledge of "food culture" to the other party: "There is a kind of food called "Fishing Dry". When making this kind of thing, it requires a certain technique and the speed must be very fast. This is a Tibetan dish, a master-level chef, pulling out the máo at an extremely fast speed, picking up the dirty, filling the seasoning into the belly, sewing it, and hanging it in a ventilated place (not killed by blood). At this time, the ji must still be alive... Then, like a wind chime, 'cuckling' in the wind and snow, the scenery is spectacular..."

The "Eighteen Hells" were amazed and amazing.

It raised its own questions several times (this is its unique way of sighing): "Is there such a magical 'cooking skill' in the world? Oh my God, I took out the entire internal organs of a ji. It is still alive and can still 'gurgle'... I guess, the 'chef' should have used a spell on that ji? Otherwise, how could it be done... "

Zi Xing hummed with disdain: "Please, those chefs are all ordinary people in the human world. What kind of spells do they know? Moreover, the key trick to make this 'weather dry ji' is the word 'sword fast'. If a cultivator applies spells on the 'food', it will more or less affect the final taste of 'weather dry ji'..."

"That's it. If you don't use magic, then the chef you are talking about should be a foreign martial arts master." The Eighteen Hells are still a bit unbelievable that there is such a "fast knife" in the world.

This time, Zi Xing did not deny it. He said calmly: "Maybe, your guess is very likely. In the past, I often heard martial arts masters in the world, pretending to be cooks. For example, if you have read Gu Long's novel, you will know that those who compete with Ximén Blowing Snow often look down and see that their mouths are bleeding after one move, and then they react. I think that "fresh dry" is almost the same. After the master chef's tossing, he looked down and saw that the máo was gone and his internal organs were changed, and then he understood: It's over, I was hit, but the terrible thing is that I still don't die. There is still a while of "living sin" to suffer..."

A martial arts master went to be a cook? Change his unique skill to killing people?

The "Eighteen Hells" have a short-circuited mind and they really cannot understand the strange interests of those "experts". But this does not prevent it from leaving a deep impression on the delicacy of "Fengdianji" and developing a deep interest.

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Zi Xing said: "There is a delicacy called 'Dragon Beard and Phoenix Claw'. A very sophisticated dish. The dragon beard is the whisker of live carp. The robe is the whisker of a live carp. When eating this dish, there must be a group of lame legs in the backyard of the restaurant, and there must be a group of carp that is not savage in the pond. In short, for such a dish, it will also cause a large batch of disabled animals in large quantities... a very evil dish."

"Eighteen Hells" said chā, "In fact, it is easy to 'remediate'. You can use spells to restore the animals that have been cut off and have their feet cut off. This only requires the release of a few 'recovery techniques'..."

Zi Xing glanced at it with contempt and said to himself: What a "genius child". How many cultivators do you think are willing to be cooks?

Zi Xing continued to search for the dry intestines and sold to the "Eighteen Hells" and said, "There is a delicacy called "lively called donkey". Have you ever eaten fresh donkeys? No matter how fresh donkeys are, they are just donkeys that have just been killed? They are different. Donkeys donkeys donkeys donkeys donkeys at all. They don't need to be killed. They just cut off their donkeys. Listening to the screams of the donkeys in the back hall, the front hall was eating a part of the donkey as if nothing had happened. It was really sè, fragrance, taste, sound, and all... I remember that there is something called "silly, rou in "Shan Hai Jing" (not the so-called "donkeys.whip", don't think wrongly!), eating it will be resurrected. There is also the legendary Chinese resting cow, which can also be cut into food, and it will naturally recover after a few days. But donkeys do not have this ability? This cruel way of eating reminds me of the most cruel punishment in history of the Heaven. Dynasty - Ling Chi!!!"

"Eighteen Hells" stayed for a while before she broke her mouth and said, "I also remembered a cruel way to eat, called 'Ru máo' - the oldest primitive man's way to eat."

Think about it, there is a really smell of savage eating raw. Zixing laughed dryly: "No matter how it is eaten, it's fine."

Without any entanglement, Zixing quickly "get back to the point": "There is a delicacy called 'roasted duck foot': the live duck is placed on a slightly hot iron plate and heated the iron plate coated with seasonings. Because of the heat, the live duck will walk around the iron plate and then start to jump. Finally, the duck foot is cooked, but the duck is still alive. Cut off the feet and put it on the plate and serve it on the table. Other parts of the duck are used for other purposes..."

When I heard this recipe of "roasted duck feet" delicacy, the "Eighteen Hells" were not in a hurry to praise it. Instead, I looked at Zixing with a smile on her face.

Zi Xing felt a little uncomfortable when he was seen, and couldn't help asking: "What's your look at me? Why do you look at me like this?"

"Eighteen Hells" said to him with a smile: "Your Madam Zi Xin, as far as I know, you are the heir to the throne of a great country in the human world. It is said that many of your people think that you are a tyrant monarch with a bad reputation. As for the reason for treating you as a 'bad monarch', one of them is that you invented the cruel and torture of 'bad' and cruel to deal with your political enemies..."

Zi Xing quickly denied: "It's nothing. Who is making my rumors?" He thought that the torture of "branding" was a matter of "Not the Way of Shang Zhou" in his previous life! I can't take the blame for him!

"Eighteen Hells" nodded: "I guess it should be a misinformation and a rumor. Mr. Zixin, you invented the art of 'badging'. The original intention was not to be used on your human compatriots, but to 'roast duck feet'. I believe you will not be a fool, but a young and promising foodie..."

"That's right, that's it." Zi Xing nodded repeatedly.

"I'll talk about a new delicacy, 'Iron Plate Turtle'. The way to make this delicacy is to put fresh turtles in a cold soup with seasoning and simmer over a slow heat. The turtle is alive. When the water gradually heats up, the turtle will drink soup due to heat, and the seasoning will naturally enter the turtle's body. Gradually, the fire becomes hotter and hotter. Seeing the turtle in the pot rolling painfully, everyone who holds the chopsticks is extremely excited. Finally, when the turtle is cooked, the soup outside and the soup drunk by the turtle make the turtle taste the soup in the taste, which is really delicious..."

"Eighteen Hells" was fascinated by Youran and murmured: "The wonderful thing about this delicacy is to simmer it with slow fire and kill the armor. When fish are not allowed to die, it will not die at once, but let the viewer enjoy the pleasure of slowly torture... It is full and the eyes are filled. Tsk, if you have the chance, I will also not only return to this delicacy with my own hands."

Zi Xing heard it a lot and thought: Where can I find you such a big "turtle" in this world?!

However, I thought about it again: This is the world of cultivation. What is most lacking in this world is "monster beasts". And the characteristic of 80% of "monster beasts" is "big size"! Well, maybe this "Eighteen Hells" can really find the suitable materials for making this "iron turtle".

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Zi Xing said: "There is a delicacy called "Douzhu Rou". This dish is also incompatible with the donkey. The live donkey is fixed, and there is an old soup boiling next to it. The eater specifies that he should eat a certain part. The chef peels off the donkey skin and lures it out. Use a wooden spoon to scoop the boiling soup and water the piece of the rou. After the water is cooked, cut it off and serve it on the table (don't doubt that the temperature of the 'soup' is not enough to burn the donkey. Rou! Humph, it's okay to just boil the donkey bones). It is said that most of the people who eat this dish do not eat it for the sake of eating, but simply to see how the donkey and the donkey's face and expression."

Some "unexpected" smashed their mouths.

"I know countless food recipes, and I can't finish it with you for three days and three nights. If you want to know, then let's find some time to talk about it somewhere else." Zi Xing said: "Now, I'll talk about the last food. The name of this food is "Monkey Head". Well, it's as simple as "Monkey Head". However, the monkey head mentioned here is definitely not "edible fungus monkey head", but the real monkey head."

After explaining a little, Zi Xing then told the method of making the "monkey brain": "First a square table digging in the middle. Several diners sat around the table. The dong in the middle was not as big as hot pot or spicy hot pot, just enough to hold a monkey's head to stretch out. A very cute monkey was pulled out. It is said that it was a monkey who specializes in eating. The head of the monkey stretched out from the small dong, wrapped with metal, and the hoop was very tight. With a small hammer, the skull fell in response to the sound. The monkey's brain was completely in front of the diners. At this time, some people who were more greedy had already reached the red and white monkey brain with a spoon. As the dying monkey screamed under the table, they opened the prelude of the tragic situation of the raw monkey eating brain..."

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This "monkey brain" made the children look at each other.

He secretly told each other: Don't ask such a "delicious food" in front of the "Golden Ape". Otherwise, it might hate Brother Zixing. Alas, Brother Zixing is the heavenly one. It is a bad thing for the people in the court to eat anything...

The nv children are wrong.

They don’t know that foreigners are actually very brave to eat. For example, if Africans eat, gorillas eat, and gorillas eat. God. The people just eat a Fiji!

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The "Eighteen Hells" who have always been keen on "food", heard a lot of unheard "foods" and their production methods from Zixing, and listened to them with relish. It was very enjoyable.

It asked Zixing curiously: "Mr. Zixin, how do you know so many 'food' methods? Did you figure it out all by yourself? Then you are really a genius."

Zi Xing shook his head. He seemed to be "humble" but actually "showing" and said: "Those foods that you have to eat, and you can't make a car. Haha, the reason why I know how to make so many delicious foods is because I have been to so many places. Every time I go to a strange place, I pay attention to what local foods are there? And the specific way to make delicious foods..."

"Stinky Wood Ear" couldn't help but say, "You are young, where have you been in the six realms? Humph, there are more cultivators who are more knowledgeable than you..."

"Not necessarily." Zi Xing interrupted her and said proudly: "Among the cultivators in the six realms, it may not be difficult to find someone stronger than me. But it is not that easy to find someone with more places than I have been to..."

Speaking of this, Zi Xing said to her with a serious face: "... Listen to what places I have visited. Let's see how many of them are there that you have been to!!!... When we arrived in the Celestial Empire, we realized that only one of them was good; when we arrived in the island country, we realized that it would be very polite if we refused to admit our debts; when we arrived in Korea, we realized that the football in Asia almost made the emperors go crazy; when we arrived in Thailand, we realized that we should not hug us when we met the American NV; when we arrived in India, we realized that people had to give way to the cow;

Only then did the New Gapo know that there was water around and that had to be taken care of by others; only then did the Chinese people not sleep when they arrived in Indonesia and Nigeria; only then did the Chinese people not sleep when they arrived in Ah Fu Khan; only then did the wrongdoing could not be sued; only then did the Irak know that pollution would make you die; only then did the Central and Eastern China know that it was difficult to tell whether it was a human life or a serious nationality. Only then did the Ah Rab knew how proud it was to be a man; only then did the Australian Rab know that the bags of rats are also very delicious..."

"...... When I arrived in Germany, I realized that there were still some rigid things; when I arrived in France, I realized that people would be tuned and playful; when I arrived in Spain, I realized that I could laugh out loud by being urging to the sky by cows; when I arrived in Austria, I realized that even beggars could play a small tune; when I arrived in Britain, I realized that Cowton later believed in Christianity; when I arrived in the Netherlands, I realized that men and men had in the streets. www.jtxsk.comi people were actually broken temples; when I arrived in South Slav, I realized why some people didn't want to return to the embrace of the country; when I arrived in Skander Leviya, I realized that the sun would sleep in; when I arrived in Russia, I realized that there were such a large piece of land, and when I arrived in Vatican, I realized that people would not be able to eat enough; when I arrived in Vatican, I realized that a shot from anywhere in its territory would hit Roma's birds..."

"... I only knew that no matter who you are, you would be beaten. I only knew that when I arrived in Canada, I only knew that the population was larger than the sky and the dynasty was smaller than that in Beijing. I only knew that when I arrived in Moxi, I only knew why Zoluo didn't come out to make trouble now. I only knew that a river could represent the importance of power. I only knew that when I arrived in Guba, I only knew that snowballs had n flavors; when I arrived in Ba, I only knew that clothes were rarely worn and that would not be bad. I only did I know that it was difficult to turn a turn in the country. I only did I know that if I didn't understand football, I could make people faint..."

"...... When we arrived in Egypt, we realized that a tower could have so many mysteries; when we arrived in Sahara, we realized the importance of saving water; when we arrived in South Africa, we realized that we could be sick at any time; when we arrived in many African countries, we realized that people can eat people sometimes need to be planted... When we arrived in two extremes, we realized how bad it was in the small place..."

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"Stinky Wood Ear" was shocked and could not speak for a long time.

But the "Energy Spirit Children" heard the dance. They only visited a small part of the places that Brother Zixing said, but they had heard it in most places. Therefore, they were very impressed and admired their "Brother Zixing".

The children praised Brother Zixing without any tricks: He is so talented...

"Praise him to be 'talented'! It would be better to say that he is 'rich'. If he doesn't have money, he will not be able to 'eat all the six realms'..."

"Stinky fungus" was impatient and couldn't help but say sourly: "Just a 'foodie'. What's so proud of?!"

Zixing was not annoyed and said to her with a smile: "I am not just a 'foodie'. At least, I also know how to write poetry. Do you want me to write a poem to praise you?"

"Stinky Wood Fungus" looked at him vigilantly, without saying a word.

Zi Xing looked up and said: "The sky has a well alone in the sky, the stars fall in the sky, the sky reflect the eyes from afar. The stream flows and springs reflect the colors, a maple leaf on the isolated island of Songjiang River. The ripples in the South China Sea are all the apricots by the pond, and the cherry blossoms fall without sound. The beauty in the fairy valley is the island where the food is gone. Love becomes a dream. The wild geese in the Xisai Mountains fly, the water in the small bridges soak in the fragrant garden. The dry vines in the Wuyuan stay orchids, and the eyebrows of Li's eyebrows are all there. The sky is full of chun."

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"Stinky Wood Ear" can't tell what's the mystery of Zixing's poem? He couldn't help but curl his lips and said, "That's the average level."

The nv children heard some "dao" coming.

He is truly worthy of being the "learning brother Zixing". I don't know how many movies from the island country have to watch to embed a bunch of famous "nv.you" names into the poem as lightly as him.

The nv children couldn't help laughing and burst into laughter.

"Stinky Wood Ear" suddenly realized that Zi Xing's poem must have nothing good to say. But she couldn't think of the mén in it even if she wanted to break her head. She could only stare at Zi Xing angrily and curse: "Stinky Hooligan! There must be nothing good to say!"

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