Chapter 393 Hell Food
The "audience" on the scene could not see the expression of "stinky fungus" at this moment.\\9vk.com first release\\
Otherwise, they would find her expression very wonderful. It was a complex expression that was so complicated that she couldn't be happy; she wanted to be angry but was full of concern; she wanted to be unwilling to be heartless; she was in an awkward position if she didn't leave... all kinds of conflicting emotions were intertwined.
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In fact, she has too few contacts with girls with personality like "artifact spirit girls", so she thinks they are as terrifying as "prehistoric extinction species".
The temper of the "Genius Spirit Girl" may seem a bit outlier in this relatively serious world of cultivation, but in another time and space, they are not prominent at all - most of the "Genius Spirit Girls" have more or less one or more problems. Like the "Genius Spirit Girls", they cause headaches for the opposite sex.
That is probably determined by the nature of little girls who like to pursue "romance".
They are all self-centered groups. "No matter how bad I am, in this world, there is only one me." This is their declaration.
For example, the "spouse selection criteria" posted by a girl born in the 1990s on the Internet can explain the problem-
[Actually, I know that I have good conditions. Just talking about my appearance, I dare not say that I am charming, but I can also be considered beautiful (to be verified). Moreover, my family is in good condition, so it is not a boast that I am a high-quality girl. Originally, it is not difficult to find a man in terms of conditions like me, but I am not a casual girl. I either don’t look for a boyfriend, and if I want to find one, I have to find a perfect one!
First of all, my height should not be lower than 180, so that my height of 165 will not make you look frustrated when wearing high heels. Of course, the body shape must be perfect. Refer to Wu and Yanzu's figure. It is best to have eight abdominal muscles. If you don't have six, I will do it. Only a stronger man can better protect me. Don't be fat! Don't let me see you with a beer belly, and look like a pig's head, so ugly!
You can dress up! This is a must. At least you know how to wear clothes. Don’t wear fake clothes when you go out with me, wear a hat from the 1970s, and pull a slipper for ten yuan!! I’m afraid that people who are not good-for-nothing will not be worthy of my chanel!
You must be generous! This is the basic quality of being a boyfriend! Don’t go anywhere to have a meal and have to do it with me. Although this girl is rich, she can’t stand men and me. To be honest, there is no word AA in my dictionary! Don’t send text messages all day long. I can’t even bear to call the phone, and I hang up after two minutes. I look down on a stingy man the most, and I don’t deserve to be a man at all!
You must be dedicated! You must spoil me, love me, love me, be kind to me, and be good to me, and only be kind to me alone! Don't do anything ambiguous on me. SMS records, call records must be reported in real time! My former boyfriend had a "Tianyi" package with me and got a couple account, but he set up a junior girl's phone number in the family account. After I found out, I slapped her twice and broke up! Later, he cried and begged me to make a reconciliation (highly doubtful), and I didn't throw him at all!
In the future, my boyfriend's family number will only have my mobile phone number, my family phone number, my parents' phone number, and the rest are not allowed! Girls need a sense of security. How can they be worthy of loving me if they can't even sacrifice such a little bit of sacrifice? Don't tell me why they are not allowed to have their own phone number, of course they are not allowed to have it! Family numbers can be called for free, what if you want me to do if you talk endlessly with your family?!
You must be omnipotent! When the computer breaks down, you must help me fix it. Eat all the things I don’t like to eat, and I will also pack the things at home for you in the future! Don’t ask why, the things at my house are yours, of course you have to treat them wholeheartedly.
You must be steady! You don’t have to be too old, at least you must be mature and sensible. Don’t be together, but I am taking care of you! Men must be like a man! Otherwise, it’s better to go to Thailand and change your sex!…]
...Listen, such a self-righteous tone! What is the difference between marrying a "queen"? The "queen" can still "see the reward" when coaxed to the point of being coaxed. What can she bring to you?
If you still think this is not representative enough and cannot show the overall style of "post-90s girls", then take a look at the logs of post-90s girls.
The "Girls of Artifacts" added a large group of post-90s girls on QQ in their previous lives (wrongly making friends). Not to mention anything else, just from the QQ logs of those post-90s, you can see what kind of whining they like to make.
"Girls of Artifacts" are not polite to them at all, and directly classified the logs of girls born in the 1990s that they have seen. Among them, the largest number are n types of costumes. Logs—
top1: Tianshi Series.//《》.com》 Novel Network// Want to know which "angels" are possessed by girls born in the 1990s? Just study their diary titles carefully: "I heard that girls with cold hands were angels with broken wings in their previous life", "The legendary girl with headaches was angels with hair loss in her previous life", "I heard that girls with cold feet were angels with broken wings in their previous life", "I heard that girls with cold feet were angels with broken wings in their previous life", "Children who love to move and comics are angels"...
At that time, the red girl was so angry that she saw that she was old blood spurting out. She couldn't help but "complain" violently on the spot: "...You are sick all over your body, right? Why did the angel offend you in the last life? You had to mess up the person before you were happy, right? Cut off your uncle's break. Oh, please let the angel go. There is no grievance or grudge. What are you doing if you don't do it? The mentality of the gods is this?!"
top2: The Fragile and Strong Contradictory Girl Series.
"You can't hurt a girl like this", "Be a strong woman in the heart, knowing warmth and warmth", "Be an intellectual woman in the heart, knowing warmth and warmth", "Be a strong woman in the sun, stands into a tree", "Forgive me for being such a woman", "Please be such a girl", "Please don't hurt those who smile on the surface..."...
The white girl couldn't help but use a real vicissitudes of "being vast oceans" mentality, and made a bad comment on such "literary youth" words: "You guys are cramping in the sun, right? You said it was a kind of capable aura, and you were damaged by you! Tell my sister, you are fragile and powerful, and you are tired or not? You are so pretentious all day long, so what's the point of being pretentious. Don't share this kind of article that has no meaning to disgust me, okay? If you don't write so much content, don't write about these dogs. You can't win sympathy and mercy. Loneliness is all caused by loneliness!"
top3: Crying series. "99 out of 100 people who have read this log are crying", "This log is very touching, I cry after reading it", "If you don't cry after reading this log, you will hit me", "If you are a person after reading this log, you will cry after reading this log", "Please bring a paper. If you don't cry, you are not a human being", "Men will be silent after reading it, but women will cry after reading it"...
For such "logs" with obvious "forced" nature, the purple girl "can't cry" and was aroused by anger. She couldn't help but get angry on the spot: "Is there a dead person in your family? Or is there a sluice on your face? It's like you're ejaculated. Then you might as well carry these diaries to the ground and water them. The people who wrote these diaries are all brainless. I really want to drag the person who wrote these diaries out and beat them up. Seeing these diaries, they are so disgusting. It's so painful. It hurts..."
There is something even more "egg-paining".top4: Car Accident Series.
"The boy fell in love with a girl... Later the boy died in a car accident...", "The girl fell in love with a boy... Later the boy died in a car accident...", "They fell in love with each other... Later the boy died in a car accident...", "They broke up... In fact, the boy felt very painful... Later the boy died in a car accident...
The orange girl complained: "Damn it! Is it a car that has a grudge against you or a man that has a grudge against you... Your idea is really 'fat, pig.'. I die in car accidents at any time... I die like this. The number of deaths in the accident counted nationwide is not enough for you to make up this brain. It is used to make up the story... Please, aunts and uncles. It has some connotation and a bit deeper writing, okay?"
top5: Mole series. "Cherish the girl with moles on the palm of your hand", "Cherish the girl with moles on the soles of your feet", "Cherish the girl with moles on the chest. "Cherish the girl with moles on the back of your neck"...
Huang.girl complained: "Luo. I'm scared of capital! Who do you want to scare the moles on my body? I sucked it, Ruhua's moles on my body were attracted by Meng Po, right? Why don't you go to set up a stall on the overpass in this free time? Please ask those who write decay and useless logs... Don't think that everyone is the same surname as you... You have strong ability to bear it... You can shout today and you can wail tomorrow and you can't afford to hurt... You t.m.d are all fukuman..."
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Girls are always unwilling to be lonely. When they leave messages and complain in other people's "Diary", they are ridiculed by the other party: "If you have the ability, you can write a more sophisticated log yourself!"
Therefore, on the occasion of "traveling" in another time and space, the girls of the spirit of the artifacts took a few days out of their busy schedules, at least each wrote a "log" with level, literary, thoughtful, and depth (n positive adjectives omitted below)..
Red Girl’s Diary: “No matter how many times you are, you can’t compare to the stupid years you are together” and “The best friend is the one who scolds you 800 times a day but doesn’t allow others to scold you”. (She is the “big sister’s head”, so she naturally has to write one more article than her sisters.)
Orange Girl’s Diary: “Sometimes, the best comfort is speechless company”;
Huang. Girl’s Diary: “Many times, all we want is a positive look and a heart of understanding”;
Green Girl’s Diary: "If you keep stupid, you will see the result of the bull and the bull";
Qing Girl’s Diary: “Brother Mosquito, can my blood help you become a sperm?”;
Blue Girl’s Diary: “Real Love Needs to Wait, Everyone Can Says Love You, but Not Everyone Can Wait”;
Purple Girl’s Diary: “Remember every person who treats you well, because they could not have done so”;
Black Girl's Diary: "It is said that if you love someone too much, that person won't love you"; White Girl's Diary: "There are always a few photos of Grandpa Mao every month. His face turns from red to green, then yellow, then blue, then purple, then blue, and finally leaves me..."
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From the perspective of "setting an argument", it is not comparable to ordinary "post-90s girls"!
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"Stinky Wood Ear" did not understand that the group of "Guns of Spirit" were so difficult to deal with. But in the face of the threat of "Billion Light-Year Bacteria" in the killing place, she finally chose to endure this tone.
"Stinky Wood Ear" thought viciously in his heart: Let you hateful guys rush to the front line to face those terrifying "microworms". All the food that becomes insects is your destined fate! Don't blame me for not reminding you!
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Zi Xing discovered that the notorious "stinky fungus" had surprisingly maintained the maximum restraint in the face of the girls' sarcasm.
If something goes wrong, it is a monster.
Zi Xing didn't dare to be careless at all. He secretly wondered what new tricks the "stinky fungus" was playing?
At this moment, the "Box" informed him of the latest information-
[Zi Xing, please pay close attention to the "Eighteen Hells" in your "Storage Ring" space. It seems that it has changed a lot now...]
Zi Xing was shocked.
Out of trust in the "frame", he quickly concentrated his energy and directly used his pair of "Hongmeng Eyes" to scan the situation inside the "storage space".
To be honest, he felt quite strange. The "Eighteen Hells" originally belonged to the "artifact" level magic weapon, but it was seriously injured in the last battle and did not complete the final evolution. Even the strongest "Grandpa Zhu" felt deeply embarrassed. In the short term, there would definitely be no way to "repair" it as before.
Look, the poor "Eighteen Hells" are treated as "missible" (it is said to be "waste" and a bit too much), and are stored in Zixing's "storage space".
I really didn't expect that the "Eighteen Hells" that have never been moved have begun to become active after coming to this "killing place" - even a fool can guess that there must be some mysterious relationship between the two! As for what relationship? There is no answer yet!
The news that "Eighteen Hells" is getting bigger and bigger.
With a "suddenly", it actually jumped out of the "storage space" by itself, and it penetrated directly. It came out of the body of the "illusion puppet" and jumped directly to the outside world - that is, the "decisive place".
"Stinky Wood Fruit" also saw this scene. She thought it was a "magic weapon" released by Zi Xing on his own initiative, in order to test the power of "billion light-year bacteria". She couldn't help but smile coldly. In her opinion, Zi Xing would definitely "touch the dust in the nose" this time! This is the result of over-conceiting and underestimating the opponent...
After the emergence of the "Eighteen Hells", groups of flying insects of various colors soon "surged" towards it.
Those colored flying insects do not form a team of the same color, but a mix of various colors of flying insects... From a distance, they look like clusters of "colorful clouds", which is very beautiful.
The "Eighteen Hells" are not panic at all in the face of the encirclement of "billion-blue-year-old bacteria".
It first laid a layer of lilac "guard" on its surface to completely isolate the bacteria; then it turned around and carefully extracted about 12,000 kilograms from the large number of gatherings of "bacteria".
No matter how small those "bacteria" are not the reason for the "Eighteen Hells" to lower the "selecting criteria". For example, bacteria with "breaking" appearance will be carefully "extinguished".
After selecting the "billion-light-year bacteria", the "Eighteen Hells" released a green "lake" equivalent to the size of "Dongting Lake" - all the "bacteria" carefully selected by it were thrown into the "green lake".
Before throwing it into the "green lake", the "Eighteen Hells" will never tire of completely crushing the "bacteria". Therefore, the "bacteria" poured into the "green lake" is already a stream of pure "energy"...
After the "Eighteen Hells" did all the above, it used its magic power to completely "seal" the "green lake".
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The girls were stunned.
The girl Chi couldn't help asking Zixing: "Brother Zixing, what exactly did you think your incomplete magic weapon is doing?"
Zi Xing pondered for a moment and asked back: "Do you think: "Eighteen Hells" are like carefully cooking a delicacy?"
gourmet food?
The girls were stunned and were shocked by their brother Zixing's "strange ideas".
Zi Xing didn't think his guess was "absurd". He tried hard to guide the girls' thinking: "Do you remember the past when I made my own 'red wine' at another time?"
How long did it take to forget about this? Of course I remember it.
Because the home-made red wine tastes pure and cheap, without any additives or anti-preventive agents, it is clean and not toxic, and it tastes very safe. It tastes much better than the wine bought in supermarkets. Therefore, Zixing developed the habit of "home-made red wine" very early on. Wine health care and longevity are particularly effective!
Whenever grapes are on the market in large quantities, Zixing will make red wine.
Last year, it was rare to travel back, Zixing made another twelve kilograms of grapes to make wine. The girls of the spirit of the art are curious about new things and watched with relish. They are naturally familiar with the methods and precautions of "making red wine".
1. Be sure to buy naturally ripe grapes in summer when grapes are on the market. Don’t buy grapes planted in off-season greenhouses. Buy purple-red ripe grapes (try the taste, very sweet ones are usually ripe); look at the stems of the fruit. If they are green and have a sour taste, they may be "eptocin". It is best not to buy such grapes.
2. Use scissors to close the stems to cut the grapes one by one. You can leave some stems to avoid hurting the peel; do not pull the grapes with your hands, as pulling the grapes may hurt the peel; put any grapes that have damaged the peel aside and keep them for wine without using them.
3. Rinse the cut grapes and soak them in light salt water for about ten minutes. This is to remove pesticides and other harmful substances from the grape skin (as mentioned earlier, if grapes are damaged, do not use them to make wine, because they are afraid that the salt water will soak in the flesh during soaking, which will affect the quality of the wine). Then rinse them with clean water and drain the water.
4. Pour the grapes in the basin and crush them one by one with your hands. Leave the grape skin, grape seeds and flesh in the basin. Then, according to the ratio of six kilograms of grapes per kilogram of sugar (if you like sweeter, you can put more appropriately), stir evenly, and put them in a clean bottle after the sugar has completely melted. Be careful not to fill the bottle too much, leave one-third of the space, because the grapes will expand during the fermentation process and produce a large amount of gas. If the wine is too full, the wine will overflow. In addition, in order not to allow the outside air to enter, it is best to wrap it tightly with a plastic bag on the bottle cap.
5. The temperature in summer is high, and the wine will be ready after twenty-one days; if the temperature is low (below 30 degrees), you can make a few more days. It should be noted that the longer the brewing time, the stronger the wine taste; after the wine is well brewed, the longer the wine will be stored, the stronger the wine taste will be.
6. After the wine is brewed, you must filter out the grape seeds, grape skins, and fermented flesh, so that the residue must be filtered. Some people can filter it with gauze; anyway, it is enough to keep the wine. It should be noted that the tools for filtering residue must be strictly disinfected and do not bring bacteria into the wine.
When the wine is just brewed, the wine tastes light, but after being put for a while, the wine tastes strong. Zixing doesn’t like too strong wines, and opens the bottle and filters the residue at most twenty-seven days.
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"The Spirit Girl" briefly recalled the method of making "red wine".
Not to mention, it is really similar to "billion-blue-year bacteria" brewing in "Eighteen Hells".
Could it be that the guy "Eighteen Hells" is really going to make a "hell food" come out?
Chapter completed!