Piao Tianwen    Chapter 378 The days when you succeed and retreat...

The degree to which the great ape is "hypnotized" in the spiritual fantasy is getting deeper and deeper.

Although there is no direct evidence, both Zixing and the girls tend to believe that the illusion brought a very inhuman "suggestion" to the great apes.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to explain the happy and comfortable expression of the Great Ape, but on the other hand, the contradictory and terrifying scenes of "self-punching".

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The great ape was so cruel that he did not regard his body as his own at all. It "troubled" a large piece from the liquefied green shield, and used it as a machete, slashing hard at the joints of his body.

The left leg joint was slashed three hundred times in a row, and the calves that were finally broken were separated from the entire body. Its expression was very pleasant, just like a long-cherished wish that could not be expressed. Then, it began to chop the joint of the right arm...

The girls were so creepy that they lost their appetites.

They whispered to communicate their thoughts after watching.

The red girl sighed with great exclamation: "It seems that there are risks in all industries. I originally thought that the 'cultivator' should be more awesome, but I didn't expect that the 'cultivator' industry is not easy to get involved in. Like the big monkey who has reached the 'big saint' level of cultivation, he is really unlucky to go to his grandma's house when he is unlucky..."

Zi Xing said with some amusement and cry: "I think the cultivation industry is at high risk. Do you want to be a mortal? "

The black girl said seriously: "If one day there is no longer any unfairness in the 'cultural world' and bullying the weak with the strong... It is not a good choice to be a mortal. Well, the premise is to keep the 'endless life' for us... From then on, we no longer tirelessly ask about the cultivation of the truth in the infinite years, but instead enjoy the beneficial life every day... Isn't that good?"

"Uh, if you become a mortal, you will have a long life, but it's still not good." The white girl also expressed her opinion: "At least you have to have money..."

The red girl said proudly: "With our sisters' extensive knowledge and strong execution ability, is it still easy to 'get rid of poverty and become rich'?"

That tone was like a wealthy senior officials of the Song Dynasty facing a group of suffering Qing Dynasty officials. The central government's fiscal revenue reached 80 million guan in the second year of Kaixi (1206), and the national population was about 70 million. The Qing Dynasty was 80 million guan in the 1900s, but the population was 400 million. The purchasing power of the 1 guan in the Southern Song Dynasty was twice that of one liang of silver in the late Qing Dynasty. More importantly, the tax rate of the Song Dynasty was lower than that of the Qing Dynasty... Therefore, the wealthy Song Dynasty officials were qualified to look down on Qing Dynasty officials. Of course, the premise was that officials from the two dynasties could make up a piece; and, don't let the clean officials of the Song Dynasty meet the corrupt officials of the Qing Dynasty...

Zi Xing experienced the difficulties of making a living in his previous life. He couldn't stand the girls' light words and interjected: "It may not be that easy."

The girls had a rare opportunity to show off in front of "Brother Zixing". They suddenly became excited and "answer the questions and answered doubts" for Zixing.

He is really a girl with a strong desire for knowledge. In just a moment, they have summarized ten "Celestial Characteristics" tricks to get rich. Because they have mastered so many "good wealth tricks", the girls are naturally full of confidence and think that "making money" is a small ks, so they don't have to worry about it at all.

The girl Chi said to Brother Zixing first: "The trick to get rich in the tenth place is 'selling kidneys'..."

Zixing couldn't help but retort: ​​"How is it possible? Even if a good kidney can make tens of thousands, a normal person has several "kidneys" that are easy to sell? The whole group has two kidneys and can only sell one of them at most... How much can it be despised if you sell a good kidney to death?"

Faced with the doubts, the girl Chi explained calmly: "Brother Zixing, don't be anxious, listen to me slowly. I want to emphasize one thing in particular: those who can get rich are not selling their kidneys that are not continuous, but becoming an authentic "kidney-cutter". It is commonly known as doing underground black. The kidney transaction in the market... Not to mention the many, just cut one a week and work for a year to buy a house! Well, in the underground black. The market, a good kidney will be sold at most 30,000 to 50,000 yuan. I

It is clear that if you want to rush to take action, you can only accept such a price. If you go to a regular hospital for kidney transplant surgery, you will not have 300,000 yuan, and you will not be able to get a kidney source. The price difference between this can indicate underground black. How prosperous will the market business be. Now there are so many hanging silks, what should I do if I don’t have money to buy love crazy for the goddess? The dizzy hanging silk will naturally choose to sell kidneys... But the serious hospital cannot need so many good kidneys, and most hanging silks can only choose to black. Market transactions..."

Zi Xing was stunned when she heard this, but she couldn't help but admit that the Red Girl said it was quite reasonable.

Orange girl said: "If a mortal has a good conscience and is unwilling to do underground kidney cutting, then you can choose the ninth method of getting rich: stock trading is good..."

Zi Xing's face was suddenly covered with "black lines". Now the downturn in the "stock market" has become a global chronic disease; the glory of the stock market has become a long history. This guy even suggested "stock trading", which is really uneasy.

The Orange Girl explained next: "My stock trading here is naturally not going to the stock market to trade stocks. The stock trading is not much capital, and retail investors will only be cheated and cannot play with the stock market. The stock trading here is to sell your butt to those rich guys, or women's stockings. The stock trading is high and handsome. This way, it is much safer to make money than to be a kidney-cutter, and it is much more stable. Maybe you will also like this fast feeling from the chrysanthemum..."

Well, the girls still have a clear understanding of the "stock market"; but the new concept of "stock trading" they proposed has a strong sense of evil and evil!!! Well, they are "falling" at an astonishing speed - to put it more elegantly, they quickly adapted to the overall environment of the six realms.

Huang.girl said: "The eighth-ranked trick to get rich: falling on the road..."

Zixing said, "I understand this. It is commonly known as 'bumping cart' in the world, right?"

Huang. The girl nodded: "Yes, this trick is also called "bumping with a car". However, it is more convenient than the original "bumping with a car" on the road and asking for compensation. The key is that the fall must be skilled. If you fall well, you will have a life of falling. From then on, the unlucky guy who helped you will become your own son. He has to give it to him if he wants money, and he will see him when he is sick! - But this kind of career is very risky. If you run into a medicine, Jia Xin, rush down and take a knife to make you have sex... there is nothing to play."

The other girls "comfort" said: "Don't be afraid! Even if you win a lottery prize of tens of millions, the winner may have an overly excited heart attack! What is the world doing now?!"

The green girl said: "The seventh-ranked trick to get rich: copycats. You can see everywhere in Tianchao villages. The cost of copycats is low. If you encounter some 2.B goods, buy them blindly with your eyes closed, and copycats can quickly become rich."

The green girl said: "The sixth-ranked trick to get rich: make a cut cake..."

Zi Xing couldn't understand it again. However, this time he learned the essence and did not rush to refute it. Instead, he asked without shame: "What is the saying about making cake cut?"

The green girl smiled: "It's just a 'forced sale', and if you don't buy it, you'll beat you up together. However, the guys who set up the plan are all wearing ethnic minority clothing, and are said to be authentic ethnic minorities. They all fully know the advantages of ethnic minorities and will always rise to the height of "ethnic conflicts". There is no discussion on cheating you... Brother Zixing, if you have witnessed the "clip cake" scene in person, you will know what kind of "sky-high price" the cake shouted (not yet return it.

Price), you are not allowed to return after you taste a small piece!!! And those ethnic minorities are so like wolves and tigers. When they see them, they don’t have their legs and their pants and crotch. So, it’s a big profit to make a cut cake. As long as you learn it, basically sell this piece, it’s enough for this life! It is said that the cut cake weighs 500 tons, and it costs 40 yuan per tael. Calculate how much it is worth by yourself, right?..."

Blue Girl: "The fifth-ranked trick to get rich: do five. Hairy..."

"What is Wu Mao?" Zi Xing encountered a noun that he couldn't understand again.

The blue girl smiled and said, "Brother Zixing, I am really profitable. The name of the job is very good. It is called "Internet Commentator" - a guy who specializes in collecting money to make posts for online companies. In fact, there are more than five. Maos. It is said that it has been increased to 80 cents three years ago. These penis have probably not much pressure to earn tens of thousands of yuan a day..."

"All industries are full of fraudulent scumbags!" Zixing was indeed deeply touched.

Purple Girl: "The fourth-ranked trick to get rich: be an urban management company. To be honest, there is no particularly many ways to make money when the urban management company itself: bullying hawkers and grabbing some goods can't make a lot of money. But there is a best choice: helping bad developers to demolish or something..."

Black Girl: "The third-ranked trick to get rich: Being a doctor (seemingly the best clinical one)..."

Zi Xing has his own different views on this point: "I don't think so. In fact, if a doctor doesn't make money, if you want to do it, you will be the boss of a doctor, and that's how you make money!!! Ordinary people in the Celestial Empire hate doctors so much because they are difficult to see a doctor. A newly graduated medical student can only get 800 yuan in salary, and his own financial situation is really not well-off. Even if he gets married for three years, he can't have children. As long as he takes an annual leave, the bonus for one year will be gone! In fact, everyone should hate the people from the Medical Insurance Bureau, a group of non-medical dogs!..."

The red girl nodded: "I hate that there are too many people. All departments are the same, non-professional and management. However, in general, doctors have their own hateful things! A few cents of pills can cure minor illnesses, and you have to spend hundreds of dollars to buy expensive medicines with a very effective effect! Especially when you enter the hospital, you have to do everything possible to ask you to take a picture. As long as you are afraid of death, you will have to spend thousands or tens of thousands of yuan for a full-body examination... All these projects are commissioned. How can the doctor not stand against the patient? The two conflicts of interests..."

The white girl said: "Brother Zixing, I think the second-ranked trick to get rich is to fake rmb. Do you agree?"

Zi Xing nodded: "This is reasonable. It's amazing. Tens of thousands a day is a minute, and the risk is not great! At worst, you can leave after doing it and put all your money in the Swiss bank!"

The girls laughed and said, "It's not that easy. The technical problems of counterfeiting.rmb can be overcome and solved, but opening up channels for selling counterfeits is beyond imagination... So ordinary people regard this as a job that "living with their heads" is not an exaggeration!"

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The girls answered in unison: "Brother Zixing, the first-ranked trick to get rich can only be delicious when you are abroad and you can find the employer who is willing to pay. That is an extremely disgraceful identity, and our sisters don't bother to say it."

It would be fine if they didn't say it, but the clouds covered the fog and hesitated, which aroused Brother Zixing's strong curiosity.

Zixing had a rare attitude and firm attitude that the girl had to tell him "what industry is that".

"Let's do this, let's tell you the 'advertising slogan' of that industry. Whether you can guess it depends on Brother Zixing, you..."

"Tell me." Zixing took the call very simply.

The "Girls of Artifacts" recited in unison in a collective tone of chanting scriptures: "...Do you bear to live in a small house less than 10 square meters? Do you bear to watch your girlfriend fight with you for the rest of your life and still can't afford a house? Do you bear to see your parents shrinking their diet and pay the only pension to help you pay your mortgage? This is the place to realize your dream..."

"Join us, we have excellent treatment, complete equipment, free of food and accommodation, a pair of big shorts, a pair of flip-flops, and a k47."

"800 USD basic salary + commission, all-day mobile sea view suite, more work and more rewards. As long as you work hard, buying a house in a metropolis is no longer a dream. Do two votes, join the upper class, and directly talking to Obama is no longer a distance. Don't hesitate, give you a piece of sea, and exchange for your life miracle!..."

Ordinary people will definitely be stunned and confused when they hear such an "advertising slogan": can such an ordinary recruitment advertisement allow themselves to join the "going rich" team?

However, Zixing benefited from his comprehensive knowledge. At first glance, he felt that the "advertising slogan" sounded very familiar.

He tilted his head, frowned, thought about it for a while, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

Zi Xing asked in a low voice with some uncertainty, "Is he going to a foreign country to be a terror? That seems to be an advertisement for recruiting 'terror's elements' in disguise..."

Looking at the girls' expressions of "smiling but not answering", Zixing fainted.

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"Evil Nuwa" is not interested in the "Dialogue" between Zixing and the Girl.

I don't understand it very much. However, even if I can understand it, she doesn't think it's meaningful. There is a huge gap in aesthetic values.

"Evil Nuwa" is more concerned about the changes that occur in the great ape.

She vaguely realized that the great ape was violent and limb-dissolving itself was an extremely dangerous act; it seemed to have a strong sense of conspiracy... She insisted that there was another mystery in it.

"Evil Nuwa" couldn't help but say to Zixing: "Don't just keep doing something serious and say useless nonsense. Hello, you didn't create a trick that can directly attack the enemy's spiritual level, hurry up and use it on the big ape. Let its brain fall into extreme chaos in the shortest time... In this way, it may interrupt its self-destructive behavior and save its life..."

Zixing still maintains a certain friendship with the great monkey, and it is also necessary to give it help "within the best of its ability".

Zi Xing recognized the action plan proposed by "Evil Nuwa". So he concentrated his mind and soon, he hit the spiritual spell that claimed to be "The Three Treasures of Confused Sea of ​​Consciousness" on the entirely unguarded ape.

Successfully hit the target.

The spiritual attack spell created by Zixing was originally "nameless", and only a handful of the largest and most proud "spiritual spells" have the name. It is called "Three Treasures of Confused Sea". Among the similar spells that Zixing has mastered at this stage, it is high-end and can be used.

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The Great Ape hit his body by the sneak attack, and his mental level was quickly affected. This can be proved by just seeing it stopping its "self-injury".

The great monkey was self-destructive, and instead spoke some "nonsense" that most audiences could not understand -

[The tall and handsome rich are three treasures: fungus, sports cars, and famous watches; the black fungus has three treasures: beautiful contact lenses, spare tires, black silk feet; the poor and short frustrated have three treasures: a.v, toilet paper, ejaculation early; the goddess has three treasures: what, haha, go to take a shower; the otaku has three treasures: dota, gay friend, broken computer; the female sling has three treasures: tiger back, bear waist, small eyes; the female sling has three treasures: cake face, flower silly, cute photos; the male sling has three treasures: rubbing, pipetting, spare tire, kneeling and licking birds; the male sling has three treasures: kneeling, scaring, good wrist strength.]

[There are three treasures for spare tires: good people, on call, Alipay; the fujokovic has three treasures: cucumber, eggplant, electric bird; the fujokovic has three treasures: zodiac sign, anime, Aiji.]

[There are three treasures of government: harmony, cross-provincial, check the water meter; Zhou stammer has three treasures: oh, not bad, this one; Chongqing has three treasures: beat, black, red song, soft run; Ministry of Foreign Affairs has three treasures: protest, warning, China is good.]

[Sister has three treasures: clean, save money, and treat me well; Loli has three treasures: light sound, soft body, easy to push; Yu. Sister has three treasures: drinking, taking a bath, and eating tender grass; Huang leader has three treasures: angle, add in, making trouble; Major General has three treasures: grandpa, picking his nose, good calligraphy; aunt has three treasures: warm water pills, protecting Shubao; Si Niang has three treasures: Han Shao, luxury house, 45° angle.]

[The boss has three treasures: a house, a car, a good secretary; a fat paper has three treasures: warm in winter, cool in summer, and a small chicken; a thin man has three treasures: a big bird, a heat-resistant, and eating less; a poor. A breast has three treasures: a light body, a cloth-free, and not easy to fall; a big breast has three treasures: a groove, a seductive and good feel; a handsome man has three treasures: a naive, cute, and good skin; a queen has three treasures: a Trojan horse, a leather whip, and holds up.]

[Douban has three treasures: fight, live broadcast, sex, harassment; the post bar has three treasures: blast, find a creep, five. Mao bite; Weibo has three treasures: celebrity, leaked news, good fans; there are three treasures: hooligan, five. Mao, good milk tea sister...]

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Chapter completed!