Chapter 372
: Framed to the end
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Grandpa Zhu is so worldly that he does not expose the fact that he is cheating on the "Girl of the Spirit" in his mouth, but it is absolutely impossible to believe the authenticity of such an article "Murdering Wife. Diary".
But then again, Grandpa Zhu did not object at all to the girls' use of this kind of "despicable means" of throwing sewage. To undermine a powerful cultivator. Taking special means under special circumstances often results in unexpected magical achievements.
Grandpa Zhu has more "enemy situations" than Zixing and others. Grandpa Zhu can even conclude that the "behind the scenes" who wants to use Zixing as a tool to help connect the six realms has been paying close attention to everything on the scene through the "Thunderbolt Bead".
However, it remained calm and did not show up.
Grandpa Zhu originally planned to jump out in a hurry. Unfortunately, the other party's "agent" suppressed Zixing with absolute advantage. When Grandpa Zhu did not take action, Zixing and the others were likely to be fucked down. Grandpa Zhu had to show up. He was actually quite unhappy. Grandpa Zhu has always admired him and believed in "the mantis stalked the cicada, and the oriole was behind."
The group of girls around Zixin were really good at making trouble. They used an extremely cheap way to humiliate the behind-the-scenes master. Although the other party had no substantial damage, they must have been angry and were in a very bad mood. This made Grandpa Zhu very satisfied. Just be able to give the other party a heavy loss!
Grandpa Zhu thought about it and thought about it: If it were his true self who encountered such a humiliation...?
I couldn't help but feel chills all over my body.
As the saying goes, there are three types of people in the world that cannot be easily provoked: women, children, and elderly people. The reason is very simple: these three types of people belong to "vulnerable groups" and generally do not have special means to walk around the world. Now Grandpa Zhu has deeply realized the accuracy of this common proverb in the world.
The "Girl of the Spirit" is both a woman and a child. It is understandable that it is particularly difficult.
Oh, who could have expected in advance that girls would come up with such a way to destroy their opponents? It's so talented!
Grandpa Zhu couldn't help but turn his head and smile at Zixing, saying, "How did you meet a group of 'live treasures' like them?"
Before Zixing could answer, the girls smiled and said to the "Red-eyed Monster": "Grandpa Zhu, don't you believe in the authenticity of the matter we exposed?"
Grandpa Zhu smiled and said, "It sounds quite real... But what I am more interested in now is that you little guys have strange thoughts coming out one after another. I really don't know how your brains are growing?"
The answer from the girl Chi shocked Grandpa Zhu: "Grandpa Zhu, you think our thoughts are strange. The ultimate reason is that your emotional life is too thin, so you can't understand the ideas of the opposite sex."
Grandpa Zhu was stunned for a while and had to admit that he had never found a suitable "Tao couple". His indifference to the opposite sex led to the monotony and lack of emotional life.
Speaking of this, Grandpa Zhu glanced at Zixing and added with some meaning: "It's really 'ambition is not that high age'. Like some people, they can't put their true strength on the table, but they are at least a 'grand master' in terms of emotions! He must have a unique and profound understanding of women..."
Zixing knew that Grandpa Zhu was talking about him, but it was rare to be "moderate": "Actually, to be honest: Although I have some research on women, I am far from being a 'woman'... For example: There was a woman who inherited a large inheritance after her rich husband died, and those who pursued her could circle a big city halfway. As a result, she chose to marry the driver of her ex-husband's death... What's your mentality about this woman? I thought about it for a long time but didn't understand it."
The "Girls of Artifacts" have always had a deep interest in "gossip news". When Brother Zixing mentioned the incident, they quickly remembered it and knew that it was true, not a nonsense. The rich man was Wang Junyao, a gigantic businessman in Zhejiang. He died young and his wife remarried the driver during his lifetime. When the driver was happy, he sighed: "In the past, I thought I was working for my boss, but now I realize that the boss has been working for me!" The cruel facts show that living longer is far more important than being tall, rich and handsome! Compatriots must strengthen their exercise and pay attention to their own health!
"Red-eyed Monster" didn't believe the examples given by Zi Xing. It pondered and said, "Don't use 'special examples' to mess with me. Women in the world are rare in terms of weird tempers like you."
Orange Girls expressed different views on the interface: "Our sisters' tempers are not weird, this is called having personality. It has reached an era where individuality is emphasized. In fact, women in the world are all kinds of strange personalities. Compared with women in another city, there are also huge differences. For example, women in Tokyo, in Ginza Square where there is endless crowds, a man accidentally scratched a single woman's ultra-short skirt. The man had not spoken yet, and the single woman bowed 90 degrees: Sorry, I've caused you trouble!
The quality of the skirt is not good... After saying that, I took out a pin and walked away in a hurry. If it were New York, in Times Square, an American man accidentally scratched the ultra-short skirt of an American single woman. Before the American man could speak, the American single woman immediately took out a business card from her body: This is my lawyer's phone number, he will ask you to talk about you in detail about you, sex, harassement, and disturb me. You can be prepared. Let's meet in court... After saying that, I wrote down the name and phone number of the American man, and walked away with her head..."
"The difference is really big." The "Red-eyed Monster" said with some savor: "Women are really a very strange creature. But, where are the places you mentioned "Tokyo" and "New York, America"? Why haven't I heard of it?"
The orange girl secretly stuck out her tongue and said she let it go. It's really "too much to say it will lead to mistakes"!
Huang. The girl came to "save the venue". She said without blushing: "There are hundreds of millions of place names in the six realms. Grandpa Zhu, you are not a specialist in geography. How can you know all the place names? You don't know more... Like 'Paris France', in the world-famous Arc de Triomphe, a French man accidentally scratched the ultra-short skirt of a single French woman. Before the French man spoke, the French single woman giggled, and then said with a thin hand on her shoulder: If you don't mind, give me a rose to apologize to me... Afterwards, the French man bought a rose from a flower shop and asked her to have a drink at a bar. Then the two went to a small hotel together to study the ultra-short skirt.
The green girl said: "If it is 'London, England', in the church square by the Thames, a British man accidentally scratched the ultra-short skirt of a single British woman. Before the British man could speak, the British single woman hurriedly covered the part of her skirt with the newspaper in her hand, and said with a red face: Sir, can you send me home first? My house is not far in front... After that, the British man took off his top and put it on her. He called a taix, sent her home safely, and changed into a skirt."
The green girl said: "If it was in Chongqing, China, in front of the Jiefang Monument where the heads were tumbling, a Chongqing man accidentally scratched the miniskirt of a single Chongqing woman. Before the Chongqing man could speak, the Chongqing single woman raised her hand and slapped her loudly in the face, and grabbed the Chongqing man's neck and kept saying: You treasure! You dare to eat old mother and tofu, go with me to meet 110..."
The blue girl said: "In Ximending, Taiwan, a Taiwanese customer accidentally scratched a female student's ultra-short student skirt. Before the Taiwanese customer could speak, the female student giggled and said to you: Before the price was negotiated, we have to look at the goods first!"
Purple Girl: "Causeway Bay, Hong Kong, in the crowded Times Square, a middle-aged man accidentally scratched the ultra-short skirt of about 18 girls a year. Before the middle-aged man could speak, the girl said: I x you xx! Do you think I'm a wandering oriole? You go away! I'll drag a horse to collect your skin..."
The black girl said: "On the streets of Axe Mountain in South Korea, a middle-aged man accidentally scratched the ultra-short skirt of about 18 girls a year. Before the middle-aged man spoke, the girl kicked a turning kick without saying a word, and then said coldly: Don't you know I'm a Taekwondo black and 2-stage?"
The white girl said: "On the streets of Bangkok, Thailand, a middle-aged man accidentally scratched the ultra-short skirt of about 18 girls a year. The middle-aged man apologized in a hurry. The girl clasped her hands gracefully in front of her, slowly saluted a graceful salute, and said in a charming voice: Sir... It's not important, I'm actually a man..."
Zixing finally gave a "summary" speech for the storm caused by the "super short skirt" and said: "A woman has a son and a daughter, but she only buys new clothes for her daughter to wear old ones. Some people laugh at her ascendant, and she explained: 'For those who export, they must pay special attention to packaging.' If this person goes into business, he will definitely make a fortune. Marriage transactions also require business acumen, so her wisdom is not without its use. Some people have summarized: Isn't a woman a man's clothes? This is not very nice, but it is also reasonable. First, women hide in clothes, and they cannot do without this packaging. Second, women pursue clothes, men pursue women... It is precisely because of this reality that the "super short skirt" has a huge market demand; and because the "super short skirt" has sprung up like mushrooms around the world, it will cause a "super short skirt storm" worldwide..."
The girls gave warm applause to Brother Zixing’s summary of “citing classics”.
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Grandpa Zhu was stunned for a while before he said to the girl with a complicated expression: "Your interests are really a bit off-limited. How could he like to study the personalities of women in various cities in the six realms so much?"
The "Girls of Artifact Spirit" were not humble at all, and said arrogantly: "Wrong, our sisters are not particularly interested in studying women. Let me tell you the truth. Brother Zixin has promised that once he officially ascended the throne and became the Emperor of the Shang Dynasty, he will serve as our sisters as the important position of "prime minister"... Humph, women account for half of the world in a country. Can this group be achieved if they don't study it carefully?"
Show off, this is definitely a naked, naked show off!
Zi Xing discovered that after the spirit girls now believe that he will "appoint" them as prime ministers of the Shang Dynasty, they always like to "explode" their "official positions" intentionally or unintentionally in front of others, in an attempt to arouse a lot of exclamations.
Grandpa Zhu didn't understand the girls' nature, so he was surprised when he heard it, and said in a savage way: "Let you guys like you take the role of the prime minister? Zixin is so brave. Wouldn't he be afraid that a good dynasty will let you govern the people and make the people live in trouble?"
This is said directly and incisively.
"What's this?" said the girl Chi dissatisfied: "Do you think we can't cure the Shang Dynasty without experience in governing the country? Our sisters are very smart and have endless ideas. Just throwing out a policy can solve the employment problem of one party..."
Speaking of this, I found that Grandpa Zhu was full of doubts. The red girl wanted face and needed a "sense of identity". She couldn't help but give an example: "For example, after we came to power, we must force all officials of the Shang Dynasty to implement the "seat sitting system". Don't underestimate the issue of "seat sitting"! This has eight major benefits: First, environmental protection and low-carbon, and is in line with the international community; second, increase the employment rate. It is reported that there are 8 million officials of all sizes across the country, and each four people in the sedan will need a total of 32 million sedan chairmen. If two gongs are added to each sedan chair, you can increase the number of employed people.
Count 16 million. Three. It is convenient for the people to stop sedan chairs and complain, and reduce the number of visitors. Four. It is convenient for officials to visit in a private manner. Five. Save huge amounts of hard-earned money from the people and save at least 150 billion yuan in bus expenditure every year. Six. Completely solve urban traffic jams and eliminate the trouble of restricting traffic on the last number; Seven. Entrepreneurs follow the example and increase employment by more than onefold; Eight. Give each unit the opportunity to climb up and carry the sedan every day. It is recommended that the official sedan in the Celestial Dynasty be divided into: department-level double sedan, department-level four-person sedan, provincial and ministerial-level eight-person sedan, and sedan-man is a department-level civil servant..."
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Grandpa Zhu has to believe: There are really all kinds of "women" in this world!
Not the legendary "genius child", who could come up with such a "terror level" idea?
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Grandpa Zhu and the "Girl of Artifacts" were having a hot chat here, and the group of "star faces" in the enemy camp could not hold back.
"You thief girl, you are so brave. How dare you fabricate a "Diary of Killing Wife" to frame our master!"
It was the "Zou Jielun No. 2" who took the lead in attacking the girls, looking fierce and aggressive, and he was asking for punishment. Its eyes were really powerful. It was so far away that it had already clearly defined the specific content of the bamboo slip unfolded in the hands of the "Red-Eyed Monster".
The girls were unhappy to be disturbed by them. Another thing is that those guys wanted to be unfavorable to their brother Zixing, and it was necessary to teach them a lesson. Well, in legal professional terms, this is called "punishment for multiple crimes".
Grandpa Zhu stood on their side, and he was not afraid of those guys turning against each other. The most ideal "law enforcement officer" in the girls' minds is Grandpa Zhu's original.
The black girl straightforwardly framed and slandered "Zou Jielun No. 2" (this is her usual job, and she seems very familiar): "What kind of mourning do you do? You are not a good thing. Your master is an old pervert, and you are also a big pervert! Your master will leave a diary when he kills his wife. You are used to flattering your master, so you naturally have to "learn like to follow the same thing"... However, your guy is even lower, and what he left is an article "Prostitution, Prostitute, Diary"..."
The black girl also had premeditated revenge on those "celebrity faces". In other words, she had already prepared the "black materials". Once the other party's "shit pot" was detained, she would immediately throw out the so-called "Prostitution Day" and let everyone appreciate it together. Guide all public opinion to criticize the opponent, and often achieve unexpected results.
The article "Prostitution, Prostitute, Daily," naturally, was recorded by the black girl from the Internet during her last trip to different time and space. She had never been to prostitute, and could not write such a special diary with a sense of reality.
[One day, I was drinking at home. Xiao Yi, a brother of the opposite sex, told me if I could see the style of a master picking up girls? I searched on QQ without saying a word. After a while, I found a local girl and started chatting. About an hour later, I called Xiao Yi to the camera and let Xiao Yi show her face. I typed. Xiao Yi looked at the chat content while making expressions in various ways. The girls on QQ are pretty good. Maybe they were teased by my funny words or Xiao Yi's masculine and handsome appearance, so they soon proposed to meet near the train station. (It can only be said that young people are too...) In this way, the two brothers hurried out and drove away.
I made an appointment with a netizen to meet in a small hotel. After meeting, the girl was surprised. Huh? Why did you pinch it? Xiaoyi didn't hesitate to come up and hugged the girl and said: We are vcd disks, one with a side a and the other with a side b. After chatting for a while, my cell phone rang, so I went out to answer the phone tactfully. The two dogs in the room started to fight hand in hand.
I didn't walk far away, just in the hotel reception room. Not long after, I answered a call... Everyone guessed who called me? That's right! It was Xiaoyi! I heard the pleasant sound of the bed coming from my phone, and I was very intoxicated! Soon, Xiaoyi's silver gun wax head took over the gun, and I quickly went to the supermarket outside the hotel to buy a box of pregnancy-proof condoms (I have a strong sense of self-protection, afraid that the open girl would be sick. I am not like Xiaoyi's "rookie"...).
I went back to the house and saw that hehe, the pair of dogs, men and women dressed very quickly! So the three of them continued to chat as if nothing had happened. At this moment, Xiaoyi's cell phone rang! It was very loud! So Xiaoyi scratched his head and went out to answer the phone.
In this way, a beautiful cry and bed sound came from the room soon (from which we can draw a formal conclusion: the female netizen who is quite easy to call out should be in a special industry)!
I persisted for a long time! Xiaoyi heard the noise on the phone call I quietly called him, and he really couldn't accept it. So, Xiaoyi bought a watermelon and returned to the hotel.
Afterwards, the girl was surprised: Why did these two brothers master so accurately?…]
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After reading such a special diary, the "Red-Eyed Monster" was so terrible.
Completely speechless.
Chapter completed!