Chapter 266 Girls’ shock compensation plan

I really can't listen to "reincarnation".

It endured it and endured it, and finally it still protested seriously: "Hey, wouldn't you say those depressing words? I'm on the front line and I'm just listening to you saying something disappointed. How can you let me feel? To put it bluntly, your behavior is equivalent to pulling my 'hind legs', which is very unkind."

I’m very rude. However, if you put yourself in the shoes of "reincarnation", you really have the kind of taste it says. If you were other people with bad tempers, they had the experience of "reincarnation", and they had been "incarnation" for eighteen or ninety years. "Reincarnation" was just a "serious protest", and this cultivation was very good.

Thinking of this, the girls couldn't help but feel a little guilty. The feeling of "cheating" proves that they are actually reasonable in nature. Moreover, it proves that the girls still understand the greatest "possessed rules" of the Celestial Empire. Well, if you ask the Celestial Empire, the biggest "possessed rules" is the divine horse? That is, "report good news but not bad news", and everything is mainly based on "positive publicity".

For example: A certain official media recruits, the exam question is: "Suppose you are a reporter from the Qin Dynasty, please report the incident of "Burning, Books, Pits, Confucianism." A answer: "Brage, politics, and Taoism, the darkest day in history." The examiner scolded: "I don't understand politics!" B answer: "The publication is closed today." The examiner shook his head: "There was not enough wisdom." C answer: "An accident occurred at a bonfire, three hundred Confucian scholars were killed, a large number of ancient books were destroyed, and my emperor personally went to rescue the disaster." The examiner slapped the table: "Talent!"

(So, the girls have to bear certain responsibilities if they fail to inspire the "fighting spirit" of the combatants from the front.)

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"It's really like everyone said," the blue girl whispered to her sisters: "It's fighting hard on the front line, but we're 'stab it's a bit unreasonable. Well, we should think of a way to compensate it..."

"Compensation is compensation. But before the last moment of life and death, we must not charge to the front line to block the pressure on the front for him. It is not cost-effective..." The orange girl said in a sly manner.

"That's undoubtedly." Huang. The girl also responded in a low voice: "The fool is charging forward to block the bullets."

The Red Girl gave the final authoritative decision: "If you don't like to listen to disappointing words, we will torture its spirit. Well, we will give it some 'spiritual compensation', and it will be clear. Right?"

The other girls all lit their little heads like chickens pecking at rice, complimenting "Big sister wise."

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After deciding the "action plan", the girls began to think about how to "spiritual compensation" to everyone.

"Mental Compensation" is not included in the scope of consideration.

"Reincarnation" is not a wealthy enchantment. As a cultivator, one should have long been able to "see money like dirt". Taking a step back ten thousand steps, this big guy is also interested in "high-grade spirit stones" and other wealth that helps cultivate the true nature. Girls should also prevent it from speaking out and report an astronomical "compensation" on their own.

Therefore, first, compensation for the "reincarnation" substance is ruled out, which is a safe way to remove the firewood from the bottom of the pot and eliminate hidden worries.

Of course, not advocating material compensation for "reincarnation" has a lot to do with the girls' "stingy" personality. They always like to choose the most economical way to solve the problem. For example, in another time and space, the girls made an angry male netizen on QQ. It turned out that a man found out that his wife had stolen love and decided to invite a sniper to kill the rapist and husband's life (this thing made a man wear a green hat), and the slutty woman's mouth (this wife likes to nag all day long, a man has been tolerating her for a long time, and now he counts her new and old hatreds together). The sniper said: I charge $5,000 per bullet. A man reluctantly agreed to pay a reward of $10,000.

At this time, a "Girl of Artifact" came forward to "instructions" and explained this way. A man felt it was reasonable, so he passed on the girls' "action plan" to the sniper... One day, the adulterer arrived. The sniper aimed for half an hour and finally shot a shot. Then he stood up and patted the gray on his body, and said to the man: According to your instructions, the beauty ended. He only fired one bullet and completed your two requirements. Well, he saved you $5,000!

It turned out that the smart girls shamelessly suggested that the male netizen: Ask the sniper to shoot again when the husband, the woman is erotic, and the woman is "whose, the other person is not a word", and it can easily achieve the goal of killing two birds with one stone.

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The girls are so "stingy". Their unwillingness to give material compensation to "reincarnation" is in line with their consistent personality.

But... there seems to be no choice for the rest?

The girls’ established goal is to clear negative emotions such as “depressed, despair…” and give it a “sunny mood”.

This is the "spiritual compensation" plan of the "Girl of the Artifact".

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It is a good choice to relax and listen to "cross talk" or "jokes".

Originally, one of the strengths of these girls is "telling jokes". Because they have a large stock.

However, at this moment, "reincarnation" is fighting against the enemy on the front line, and we cannot divide too much to listen to them tell jokes and relax. You should know that the "length" of jokes is still too long for cultivators in the battle. It is even more unrealistic to say "crossing talk". The length of a "crossing talk" is at least equal to three hundred "jokes" plus one piece.

After thinking about it, the girls thought of a "eclectic version" or "change" of "jokes". This "change.growth joke" is the extremely shocking "Baidu Know" best answer collected by girls when traveling in another time and space. It is short and concise, and the effect is no less than that of top-level jokes.

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As "actionists", girls immediately put their ideas into action.

The red girl deliberately said to other girls loudly: "Hey, netizens have asked some strange questions online. The 'best answer' found with 'Baidu Know' is definitely something you can't imagine, it's extremely shocking..."

Other girls were like a group of "senters", and immediately expressed their dissatisfaction, asking "big sister" to ask them all the strange questions, and see if they can answer them more excitingly than "Baidu Knows".

The red girl pretended to be angry with them and said angrily that she wanted to teach them a "learning".

The Red Girl began to get to the topic: "A netizen asked: Do you still remember Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake back then?"

Zi Xing frowned: "Well, let me think about it carefully: Which popular movie and TV series does the character "Xia Yuhe" come from..." Well, it can be seen that Zi Xing is a young man with a very positive "three views" and never watch everything about "female frequency".

The Blue Girl watched this "Q&A" on the Internet and was very happy at that time, so she remembered it deeply. The Blue Girl couldn't help but rush to answer: "I'll announce the best answer to 'Baidu Know' - remember, the price is very cheap, and netizens say that she has good skills!"

Zi Xing was shocked. Is this too much damage?

Red Girl: "Netizen asked: What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky?"

Since there was the first one who was "unruly" before, other girls were too lazy to think of "exciting answers" themselves. If anyone knows the "standard shocking answers", they should quickly throw them out and show off. They are all a group of vain girls.

This time it was the "yellow girl" who fought for standby. The yellow girl said: "Baidu knows the best answer: there is a relationship between Kiba."

Chi Girl: "Netizens asked: If tomorrow morning, you suddenly find that you have changed your gender. Your first reaction is?" Qing Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: Let your brothers have fun first! This is the real brother..."

Zi Xing heard it and sweated all over his body; goosebumps fell. The final "Baidu Knows the Best Answer" that countless "networkers" competed together, and it turns out that - well, it has a very high value.

Zi Xing murmured: "I dare not want such a 'brother'..."

The girls collectively despised the conservative thinking of "Brother Zixing". They "inspired" him in a mess. The Red Girl especially introduced him to the current "destruction and current situation of young people". It can be summarized in a "pair":

One man and two woman play three.p I don’t know how to look at each other with four evil spirits, five shames, and six eyes, so I use nine postures to look at each other!

Ten attacks and nine are gathered in eight directions and display seven orifices and six gods. The five senses are ugly. Four days and three nights. The dew. Two. The essence of the force is first and the flow...

Zi Xing can only be "listened humbly". The cold sweat of the waterfall and sweat level on his body has never stopped.

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Chi Girl: "Netizen asked: My boyfriend had a conflict with me. Is it too tight?" Huang Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: it's too loose."

Seeing the girls saying, answering and listening, they were all excited and overwhelmed, and they really had a special taste. (And it must be a "heavy taste"!) Not only Zi Xing was stunned; even the "reincarnation" in the battle was a little dumbfounded. They were really a group of "best girls". I really don't know what the difference between their brain structure and ordinary women?

Red Girl: "Netizen asked: The monitor screen keeps shaking slightly. Is there any economical and economical way to solve this problem?" Green Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: You keep shaking. When your frequency and amplitude display are consistent, you can't feel it..."

Well, in order to save money on repairing computer "monitors", we must first learn to "cultivate immortals". Keep the frequency of "shaking the body" consistent with the amplitude of the monitor, and we must maintain this "epitosis"-like action for a long time, which is impossible for martial arts masters, so this is a difficult action that can only be completed by "immortals".

Chi Girl: "Netizens asked: There are always scenes of men and women messing around on TV!! What should I do?" Huang Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: What brand of your TV?? I'll buy it too!!!"

(It is not the probability that one in ten thousand "defective products" appeared in the TV assembly line, but the probability that one in ten million "god products" appeared in the "asset production line"...)

Red Girl: "Netizens asked: What should I do if I keep farting and shit popping up?" Huang. Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: plug it."

(This seems to be Dayu's father's "water control plan". After the failure, when Dayu controlled the flood, he understood the principle of "it is better to be clear than blocking"...)

Red Girl: "Netizens asked: Urgent!! And dog ml, its thing can't be pulled out from my anus. What should I do?" Huang. Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: he will come out by himself in at most 20 minutes...... Don't worry." (It's really a pertinent answer given by a professional who has "clinical experience".)

Chi Girl: "Netizen asked: I am 17 years old now, and I started masturbating since I was 13 years old. What should I do if my jj is very young now, and what should I do if I am very delicate?" Huang Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: I can solve it by buying a magnifying glass."

Red Girl: "Netizen asked: What brand of sanitary napkins does Li xchun use?" Huang. Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: dizzy, I haven't heard of men using sanitary napkins."

Red Girl: "Netizens asked: What is the simplest secret to longevity?" Green Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: Keep breathing and don't die!"

Red Girl: "Netizens asked: Why are there so many crows above Tianjin Industrial University?" Green Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: Because crows also need to get a diploma."

Red Girl: "Netizen asked: Five children divided a cake, and they can only cut three pieces. How to divide it?" Green Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: Kill a child with one knife. Then divide the cake with two knifes horizontally and vertically to 4 children..." (This, especially made Zixing sigh: When he was a child, he received the education of "Kong Rong Ren Pear". He has never experienced this fierce and bloody educational atmosphere.)

Red Girl: "Netizens asked: I like to take deep breaths in the farts of girls, what's going on?" Green Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: You are sick!"

Red Girl: "Netizens asked: The person I love has a master! The person who loves me is cruel! Why is this?" Green Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: Although the famous flower already has a master, you can occasionally go to loosen the soil; although it seems that it is not acceptable, the stuffy heat can also be used to relieve the heat." (Well, to put it nicely, it is to comprehend "equality of all beings"; to put it badly, it is to "eat without choosing food.")

Red Girl: "Netizen asked: How can I forget my unforgettable first love?" Green Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: hold the red line in the left hand and the black line in the right hand, connect the red line and the black line into the 220v voltage, and you can forget it."

Chi Girl: "Netizens asked: Can lust change?" Qing Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: Dongfang Bubai also had this problem, but later he disappeared."

Red Girl: "Netizen asked: A person weighs 70 kilograms. Why is it still 70 kilograms after he goes to the toilet and gets shit?" Green Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: have lunch while shit... The amount of food is exactly the amount of food~~"

Chi Girl: "Netizens sighed: I fell in love with a girl who is 6 years younger than me and is still in junior high school. It's really a sin." Qing Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: removing the word 'like' is really a sin."

Red Girl: "Netizens sighed: I can create a nation with a woman!" (Zi Xing originally thought that the woman the netizen wanted was the "Nuwa" who was best at using soil to mix water to create humans). The black girl said: "Baidu knows the best answer: Well, give you a sow, and the meat price will drop next year!" (But unexpectedly, the netizen was just an "planting pig".)

Red Girl: "Netizens asked: Is it more miserable to be called 'uncle' when walking on the road? Or is it more miserable to be called 'brother'?" Black Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: "The worst thing is that passers-by scream at you: Uncle, your brother is exposed."

Red Girl: "Netizen asked: A student in my class has the last grade every year, and he often fights with others. According to the requirements of the leader, the teacher wants to give students a better final comment. How do you write it?" Black Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: This student's grades are very stable and has strong hands-on ability~~"

Red Girl: "Netizen asked: Why do the child born with the same surname as the father?" Black Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: because the money spit out in the ATM belongs to the card plugger."

Chi Girl: "Netizen asked: I recently fell in love with a girl from a foreign language department, but others said she had a boyfriend, what should I do?" Bai Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: chasing her boyfriend makes her heartbroken, and then you take the initiative to comfort her. The perfect beautiful plan." (Zi Xing dizzy: This requires a "double taster" to implement the plan.)

Chi Girl: "Netizen asked: The house I rented with my boyfriend, and now he asked me for rent, what should I do?" Bai Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: You go and tell your boyfriend: I am all yours, so just write off the rent."

Chi Girl: "A netizen asked: Someone introduced me to a partner. His father is the director, his uncle works in the Foreign Trade Department, and his uncle works as a manager in Hong Kong! What should I do?" Bai Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: The conditions are really good, so which one do you plan to marry?"

Chi Girl: "Netizens asked: A person's father is a useless man, her mother is a superman, who is he?" Zi Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: a super useless man."

Chi Girl: "Netizen asked: I am so rich, what car should I buy for the nanny?" Zi Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: It depends on what relationship she has with your husband~"

Chi Girl: "Netizen asked: My wife gave birth to a girl, which is very cute. Please give me a powerful name for my beloved daughter. My surname is 'Cheng'." Zi Girl: "Baidu knows the best answer: Cheng's 'Chicken's's 'Chicken'." (Although he is a master who "only knows how to shoot a big eagle with bows", he is the "hero of the heroes" who can kill tens of millions of people. Well, that netizen's wife gave birth to a girl, so only by being a "chicken" can he use the most powerful name "Chicken". Chicken's 'Chicken's 'Han'"...)

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Chapter completed!