Chapter 346: Dissecting some weird creature

According to the information provided by "Leizu Clan No. 6": The situation is not optimistic.

Some time ago, the members of the "Thunder Clan" actually planned to let Zixing act as the double-spirited companion of "Princess Zhenzi". In order to achieve such a goal, they did not hesitate to take "Ms. Jiang" as a "hostage" and attempted to force Zixing to submit.

To be honest, Zi Xing was full of confidence in successfully hunting the "Princess Zhenzi". The only thing he had to worry about was Miss Jiang's emotions and the possible "rebound".

Unexpectedly, things were changing. By chance, "Ms. Jiang" saw a long sword that the "Thunder Clan" worshipped and passed down from generation to generation in the "Forbidden Land" that imprisoned her. At that time, Miss Jiang did not take the "Thunder Clan" at all. What she was thinking about was to find ways to "escape" the forbidden land. It must not become a bargaining chip for the "Thunder Clan" to drag Zixing down.

(Women who can still think of you in trouble will definitely be a good wife and mother in the future if nothing unexpected happens.)

Miss Jiang even gathered all the "star power" in an attempt to open a "star power space-time tunnel" leading to any other world.

Because of the existence of the "Leizu Divine Sword", she unexpectedly arose in the middle. She did not find a passage to another world, but instead allowed the "Leizu clone" to find a passage to directly descend here from the mysterious space...

In the above content, Zixing learned from "Leizu clone No. 6". On the surface, No. 6 said that it would protect Zixing's soul well for Zixing, but the meaning revealed is that it is not without the intention of "Ms. Jiang" to ensure Zixing's loyalty in doing things for Leizu. If you change a master, you still have to continue to carry out "threat" to the end. Many times, "destiny" is annoying.

But Zi Xing could only passively compromise. "Princess Zhenzi" must be won...

After some in-depth understanding, he also made a more accurate assessment of the "difficulty" of this matter. It was a lonely female ghost who had lived for more than 100,000 years through repeated "reincarnation" and may not be as easy to coax as imagined. If he is not prepared enough, he may encounter an undeserved defeat of "capturing in the ditch".

This defeat is not like the defeat of ordinary people in the mundane world. It can be like the song "Start from Start" sung by Liu Huan. "Pret" is a cultivator with more than 100,000 years of independent consciousness. Once you develop a vigilance, you will never give you a chance to invade her heart. There is only one chance, and if you miss it, you will miss it.

Zi Xing did not dare to be careless and underestimated the enemy.

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The "Girls of Artifacts" have always attached great importance to the planning of "strategic tactics" and actively provided "reference opinions" for Zixing.

They do have "real materials", not only have one set of theories, but also have a lot of cases. The most important point: it sounds very reasonable, but it looks like that in short, it has extremely strong operability.

In the eyes of Zixing and No. 6, these magical girls are simply a group of "female. Psychological Research Experts". The girls have a lot of arguments and talk nonsense. After talking nonsense, Zixing and No. 6 are all fascinated and deeply inspired.

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That night, the "Girls of Artifacts" who "are good at being teachers" were deeply imprinted in the memory of "Leizu clone No. 6".

First, the "Red Girl" released her research experience on women: "Women, no matter how big or small, have one thing in common: do things on intuition, think what things are like, don't investigate and research, don't think rationally..."

Speaking of this, she deliberately paused. The other girls immediately supported her tactfully and asked her in unison: "How do you know?" They are all sisters who "developed the same origin". They naturally know that redness is very clear. The girls are just so slow and naturally have to pretend to be fascinated.

The red girl talked: "For example, at a dinner party, the Rocket experts revealed to everyone: 'Recently, we will send a few rats to Mars.' Before he finished speaking, a beautiful woman interrupted and said: 'The cost of killing rats like this is too high'... It's really speechless. Mao Taizu said: Without investigation, there is no right to speak. Without a right to speak, women still speak. They feel good about themselves and do not take other people's opinions seriously. This is especially true for beautiful women."

Other girls unanimously praised the "Red Girl" for its summary, and unanimously advocated that Brother Zixing should pay attention to this point when approaching "Princess Zhenzi". No matter how self-righteous the "Princess Zhenzi" is, never try to refute her. There is no reason for women to be conceited, so don't ruin the overall plan because of this small negligence. A small impotence will cause trouble.

Zi Xing nodded: "I understand this. Isn't there a word about blood and tears that is summarized on the Internet? - I will never try to debate with a stupid.b because he will pull me to his level and then defeat me with his rich experience..."

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The Orange Girl is not willing to be lonely, and also provides Brother Zixing with her latest achievements in studying women: "When facing something, women like to find faults from others, and they always feel wronged the more they think about it. As the saying goes, people are not sages, who can be without mistakes? Sages will have mistakes, but women will not. They are always right, and even if they are wrong, they are in a right posture..."

The other girls, like phonographs, seized the opportunity just right, and collectively asked, "How can I see it?"

Orange girl said seriously: "There is an example: A female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and asked her students: 'Children, what is this?' The children answered in unison: 'Fuck.' The female teacher ran out of the classroom crying and complained to the principal: 'Children laughed at people' The principal walked into the classroom and said with a serious expression: 'You are so naughty, why did you make the teacher angry? Ah, she drew a butt on the blackboard'. She drew the apple into her butt, and she was embarrassed to cry, and she was embarrassed to complain, which is amazing. However, the female teacher never thought about thinking about the problem from the perspective of her own poor drawing skills..."

When the girl heard this, she couldn't help but feel a lot and complained: "It's so hard for students. I have witnessed that generation of students who went to junior high school, "Free Dian" came, "Flu" came, "Free" came, and finally graduated and found a job... 2012... High school, students are as busy as grandsons, but they can still be as happy as s.b; college, students are as idle as s.b, but they can't find the happiness of being grandsons..."

The Orange Girl nodded repeatedly: "That's the reason. When they first went to college, the students watched "Struggle" with longing; when they hesitated, they watched "Who Makes the Control of My Youth", and when they were about to suddenly realize, a "Snail House" shot them all to death. In despair, they watched "2012" and were calm. What house should they buy? Sooner or later... 2012, if the ground did not crack, the building did not collapse, the toilet did not explode, and the passerby did not run away, maybe on January 4, 2013 (I love you for a lifetime), on that unfinished day that never comes to find, he would enter the palace of marriage with his loved ones."

Red Girl: "The bachelor's degree is a master's degree, the master's degree is a doctor's degree, the doctor's degree is a postdoctoral degree, what about the postdoctoral degree? If you are brave enough to study for another two years, you are a warrior, you are a hero after another five years, you are a martyr, what about the martyr's degree? The country will introduce Saint Seiya. After two years, you are bronze, 5 years are silver, and 7 years are gold... Alas, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end it killed all the students..."

(There are many new terms for Leizu clone number 6 that I can't understand. But the part that can be understood cannot be denied: the little girls are very good at "complaining" and spitting out well.)

However, it is obvious that Zixing and No. 6 are not so "beautiful". Love" to care about "students' life or death".

They are more willing to deepen their understanding of "women", because this helps to increase the success rate of capturing the hearts of "Princess Zhenzi". People's hearts are always very realistic.

Huang. The girl responded to their request and also contributed her research experience on women: "Churchill said that there are two things in the world that are the most difficult to deal with, one is the wall on this side, and the other is the woman on the other side. If the woman really falls to the other side, just let it go. But most of them sometimes are unsteady. When she says she hates you, maybe she already has you in her heart; when she says she doesn't hate you, maybe she no longer takes you in her heart. You can't take her words seriously. Because of the capriciousness, you have to deal with them by luck..."

(This is a mystery. But what is even more mysterious is that both Zixing and No. 6 can understand it, and they agree with it deeply.)

Without waiting for the other sisters to ask "How can I see it", Huang. The girl automatically gave an example to prove her point of view: "For example, there was a woman who walked into the post office and asked for a telegram paper, and threw it after writing it. She asked for a second one, and threw it after writing it. After the third one was written, she handed it to the radio operator and told her to send it as soon as possible. After the woman left, the radio operator became interested in these three telegrams. When she picked it up, she saw that the first one said: Everything is over, and I will never want to see you again. The second one said: Don't call again, don't think about seeing me again. The third one said: Take the nearest train and I will wait for you. If the first two telegrams are sent out, everything is over. But the third one is sent out, and the end is again. The fickleness of the woman makes life like a drama, unreal and full of uncertainty."

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The green girl gave an example first and then explained her point of view: "There was a blonde woman who got on the plane and sat down in the first class. The flight attendant came to check the tickets and told her: 'Your air ticket is in the ordinary cabin, so she can't sit here.' The woman said: 'I am a white person, a beauty, I want to go to Los Angeles in the first class.' The flight attendant had no choice but to report to the team leader. The team leader explained to the beauty: 'I'm sorry that you bought not the first class ticket, so you can only go to the ordinary cabin.' "I am a white person, a beauty, I want to go to Los Angeles in the first class." The beauty still repeated the sentence and thought it was taken for granted.'

"... the team leader had no choice but to find the captain again. The captain leaned over and whispered a few words to the beauty. The beauty immediately stood up and walked towards the ordinary cabin. The flight attendant was surprised and asked the captain what he said to the beauty. The captain replied: 'I told her that the first class is not in Los Angeles.' Only women with this kind of IQ are still coming out to make money. One day, they will be sold and they will have to count the money for the people."

"Some people say that beautiful women don't study. What should they rely on to make money if they don't study? They rely on their faces. White people and beautiful women dare to get into first-class cabins with these two, and they are confident. But often, they can 'dress her' by just a few simple tricks."

Zi Xing sighed a little: "Many women have developed a 'self-righteous' personality, but they are actually all made by their male compatriots. There are two sentences that are well summarized: "New Century women - who can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, write codes, find out abnormalities, kill wood, horses, who can climb over walls, drive good cars, buy new houses, and fight two. milk, and beat the rogue...New Century men - who can sleep on the floor, live in the corridor, kneel on the main board, make up clothes, eat leftovers, pay for prescriptions, take care of children, raise girls, endure loneliness, and strive to be Big Big Wolf..."

The chat was very enthusiastic, and everyone's interest was fully raised.

The green girl also took the opportunity to "share" her experience: "Brother Zixing, don't expect women to admit their mistakes. They have no habit of admitting their mistakes. If one thousand mistakes are wrong, they will have a thousand reasons to excuse themselves. So what's wrong with human life? She is still the right one..."

Zi Xing was used to the reactions of other girls and replied casually: "How can I see it? I hope to hear it carefully."

It was a matter of being face-saving to receive the strong support of Brother Zixing. The green girl said happily and proudly: "For example, there was a daughter who told her mother that because her mother opposed her love with her boyfriend, her boyfriend committed suicide by taking sleeping pills. The mother was shocked: 'Has he committed suicide?' The daughter said: 'Fortunately, he took the wrong medicine and did not die.' The mother immediately said: 'I have said long ago that he is a careless person and can't accomplish a big deal. Look, even if he makes mistakes, how can he be entrusted for life?'..."

"Leizu clone number 6" can be seen: including Zixing and those little girls, no one is easy to deal with. Everyone has a full desire to express themselves and cannot suppress it no matter what.

In order, it should be the turn of the Blue Girl to express her opinion. On the 6th, she asked her: "How do you think about it? Little girl?"

The blue girl's face was tight and she said seriously like a little adult: "I think: women are good at making big things smaller, so small that they are only about dressing, makeup, and women's love. For example, two women met on the street. Women A said: 'I received a court summons and said that there was an important case that I wanted me to testify tomorrow.' Women B asked: 'Do you feel nervous?' Women A said: 'I'm very nervous, I don't know what clothes to wear.'... Compared with men, the contrast is very large. Men read biography of great men, they read political struggles; women read biography of great men, they read posthumously. Men regard career as life, and women regard life as career. Fashionable and decent clothing is an eternal topic for women, and they find confidence, satisfaction and happiness from there."

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The purple girl also said generously: "The biggest problem for women is that their independence is too low. A fan said to her girlfriend enthusiastically: 'Playing football is like having sex, and she must have the ability to entangle. If a pair of feet can stick to the football like candy, it will be successful.' My girlfriend said sarcastically: 'And then, kick it away?' This shows that women are insecure and are always worried about being abandoned. Why don't men worry about this? Because a man's personality and life are independent. So, why can't women be independent? Why do they have to rely on others? Why do they have to find a man to rely on?"

The black girl said deeply: "This is an unsolvable problem. It is determined by the natural common personality. The most popular saying in the group is called 'It is better to marry well than to do well'. Good marriage is a shortcut, and everything you want is 'no time to get it'. So, a woman will put her marriage certificate into a file bag and then write four words humorously: 'long-term meal ticket'. Of course, if you want to marry well, you must have the capital to marry well. Usually, women use their youth and beauty to exchange for men's wealth and power. A woman who only exchanges a 'long-term meal ticket' must not be a beauty. Otherwise, she can exchange it to an 'ATM'..."

The white girl sighed and said sarcastically: "What a pity, those who are handsome and have cars are chess; those who are rich and have houses are banks; those who are responsible and have a sense of justice are Ultraman; those who are handsome and have cars, rich and have houses, and those who are responsible and have a sense of justice are Ultraman who plays chess in the bank..."

(God knows that girls do not have the so-called "hate of the rich", they just express their views and opinions truthfully. They don't hate the top tall, rich and handsome guys like Brother Zixing who are "rich all over the world" at all)

Zi Xing also sighed: "The current male-female ratio in the 'human world' is 116.9:100, so male compatriots must work hard, otherwise you should work harder. Girls should work harder, otherwise, even that 16.9 will not be your turn in life, and everything will not be easy. Have you ever heard of a company recruiting, and you must throw away half of the resumes you received, because their recruitment philosophy is 'We don't need to be lucky.' Alas, in this world, if you are lucky, you really don't have to mess up."

The Red Girl is not as pessimistic as him, and waved her hand and said, "What are you afraid of? According to statistics, Nobita was beaten by Fat Tiger 173 times in the entire episode of "Doraemon", 60 times by his teacher, 327 times by his mother, 23 times by his dog, and 14 times in the ditch... How reluctant and optimistic we Nobita are still alive. What is the difficulty in front of humans? Everyone will definitely insist on living. There is no obstacle that cannot be overcome in the world..."

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Chapter completed!