Chapter 339 A bunch of bloody sticks

Zi Xing and the "Girl of Artifact" were having a lot of fun chatting as if they were watching a blockbuster movie. No wonder they were all excited about their conversation: it was the "Girl of Artifact" who created a brand new "play" with a strong sense of freshness.

Zi Xing even saw something unique: the script created by "The Spirit Girl" with many innovative elements should be closely related to Stephen Chow's "nonsense movie". No wonder, in that "Another time and space journey", "The Spirit Girl" was also particularly fascinated by Stephen Chow's movies.

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The "Leizu Clan No. 6" on the other side frowned and showed a confusion and distress expression when encountering problems.

This kid Zixin is really an indescribable "living treasure". As the saying goes, "birds of a feather flock together". Look at the people and monsters gathered around him now, they are all so eccentric (it is "unfathomable" in the official language), and you will know how great the "energy" of this kid is.

Thinking about the fact that this kid really has enough bargaining chips to negotiate with him, the attitude of "Leizu clone No. 6" unknowingly lowered.

It decided to negotiate with Zixing rationally.

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Below the "Memory Scene", the "weird drama" that "Leizu Clan No. 6" that cannot be understood has not come to an end.

However, the great monkey was completely shocked by the "exposure" of the White Bone Demon, and a straight rod like a stupendous wood was on the scene.

After a long time, it asked: "Can't you choose a decent, dignified profession or way of life? Why do you have to be a 'miss three'?" (This made Zi Xing a little dizzy. The word 'miss three' came out). After that, the great monkey fell silent.

Only the "Bone Demon" is left singing the "Single Show".

She seemed a little sad and self-pitying, and her voice was filled with an emotional high. "Do you think I don't want to go to a job, find a job that can be comfortable and live a decent life? You don't know how difficult the job is, I have worked hard, but unfortunately, I failed."

"...I used to apply for a job dozens of times in just one year. I still remember that for the first time, the examiner asked me what the retail price of Windows   7 Professional Edition in mainland China? I couldn't answer, so the examiner simply called: Go out, next..."

"At that time, the word 'giving' had never appeared in my dictionary. I still longed to make a name for myself one day... I invested and finally got the opportunity to interview Google; but when I went to the Google interview, I was kicked out again after answering a question... Examiner: Where did you get news about the Google interview? I said: I know from Baidu. Examiner: Go out, next one."

"I was depressed, but I still had to support myself first. I dragged my friend to find a job at McDonald's... But the other party was very distorted and asked me to sing McDonald's songs. I laughed at that time. I knew McDonald's songs since I was a child. So I opened my mouth: With KFC, life is good. Examiner: Go out~~~~~~~~~ McDonald's interview failed."

"Please ask my friend to find a job as a mobile customer service. My friend said that this is not technical, so you can try it first, and I agreed without thinking. The interview went smoothly and the other party admired me very much. Finally, the examiner said to me: You are very good, please leave your phone number and we can notify you to go to work. I: ‘132…’    Examination: Go out…. There is no chance to apply for a job this time. My heart is broken..."

"I have been unemployed for so long, and I have eaten my friends' belongings and borrowed my sisters' belongings. My friends looked at me with a little helplessness. When I walked to a mall, I saw Adidi looking for a clerk. I thought I could try it. The examiner said, 'Please say our slogan.' I said, 'justdo  it  '. The examiner said, go out, next."

"The repeated failures did not hurt my confidence (in fact, in the face of the huge pressure of survival, 'confidence' has become an insignificant thing), so I calmed down and studied hard, and finally got into our local civil servant with excellent results. However, tmd still needs an interview (my sister is almost experiencing 'interview syndrome'). During the interview, I answered well. Seeing the examiner's face, I felt that there was no problem with this job. When I was happy, the examiner asked me: Little girl, you like that historical figure the most. I answered without thinking: Examiner Heshen: Go out."

"This time, I have made great considerations about life. Looking back on the past, I finally found that the most important thing is that I have answered some questions too honestly (now in this world, if I don't have the ability to be a big devil, at least I have to be a big liar, a little scoundrel, etc., and there are more opportunities)."

"So, in the next interview, I was prepared for the most. The product department of nokia (Nokia) notified me that I spent a week doing all the work. I even shouted the slogan without any mistake: The technology people-oriented examiner was very satisfied and said: If nothing unexpected happens, you can come to work tomorrow. At this time, my sister's phone rang and a discordant voice appeared: 'hallo  moto'. Examiner: Go out... I'm tragic again..."

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"Leizu clone number 6" was truly hit.

Not to mention Zixing, even those "little girls" expressed their appreciation for the "performance" of the White Bone Demon and the Great Ape. In other words, these guys can understand the "lines" of the White Bone Demon and the Great Ape.

In comparison, the self-proclaimed clever "Leizu Clan No. 6" cannot understand at all. Isn't this the loudest slap in the face?

However, since "Leizu Clan No. 6" has determined the strategy of sitting down with Zi Xing and discussing it carefully, we cannot lose our temper because of the reason "your IQ is not as good as the other party."

It simply took this reason to draw close to Zixing: "Can you understand what they are saying?"

Zi Xing looked at "Leizu Clan No. 6" very seriously and found that this guy didn't seem to be trying to do it, so he might as well treat it perfunctorily.

Zi Xing then explained his doubts to "Leizu Clan No. 6" with a serious look: "Of course I can understand it. My children can understand it too - it's just a philosophical love change. The story is not complicated, but it can trigger people's deep thoughts and understand many truths."

"Oh, what did you understand?" "Leizu clone number 6" asked with interest. In fact, it did not give Zi Xing a chance to pass the test in ambiguous way.

However, this is not a problem for Zixing. He is not a "grand master" in terms of "emotional and emotional aspects". How many people dare to consider themselves "grand masters"?

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Zi Xing said with a big feeling: "My insights are gone, and I can't finish talking to you for three days and three nights. Well, if you want to find a 'Tao couple' one day, my senior relationship. Experts can give you some advice."

"One, first-class color. Wolf loves talented women, second-class color. Wolf loves ladies, third-class color. Wolf loves beauty, fourth-class color. Wolf loves ji. Women... Color. The highest level of wolf is loyalty and abuse. Love is a manifestation of rookie incompetence. But color. Wolf has no reason to be obsessed with being a wolf. Remember that a woman is a tiger, a tiger is stronger than a wolf. Love is more cruel than a wasteland. The greater the happiness of love, the greater the wound, but since you want to pursue her, don't be afraid of pain."

"Second, men go to bars and karaoke bars to find excitement, just like dogs rushing through garbage dumps to find food. If you want to make a real sex or wolf, don't go to karaoke. When you decide to chase a opposite sex, think about whether you can keep your true colors in front of her, otherwise don't be wronged. When she asks you to invite her to dinner, you might as well watch her for a long time. If she shows not being obedient and warm, then don't spend money..."

"Three, a woman's self-esteem is more fragile than ultra-thin stockings. Many times, if you care too much about her self-esteem, she may not care about your self-esteem. If she wants to become Cixi, don't be Li Lianying. A beauties who love to lie are not women, don't care too much. Women use two extreme ways to ask for magnanimity and warmth: a bird depends on others, hysteria. However, if a woman is often late for more than ten minutes or does not come and says some reasons that you are skeptical, then you might as well consider breaking up with her. Note that women who are easy to deal with multiple men are not trustworthy."

"Fourth, don't expect too high a woman. There are no best-quality women, but there are best-quality and bad women. Women's promises and bold words are often less reliable than men. If a woman's eyes never shiny when she looks at you, it is definitely your failure. When a woman is always willful, picky, cold, and refuses, but still says she loves you, she is just squeezing you to use you. The best way to punish a woman who is super self-informed is to point out her shortcomings directly, and don't care about her roar and turn around."

"Five, feel more attentively about women. Color. Wolf is color. Wolf should not be wearing sheepskin. Don't deliberately show gentlemanly demeanor and create romance - in that way, you can only chase the ignorant yellow-haired girl. Remove the originality of the plug-in, but be more charming instead of standing downstairs waiting for her, so you can see how you lively under the basketball stand on the sports field. If you really want to send flowers, a bouquet of hundreds of lotus is more convincing than 999 roses. And putting a hundred in your pocket for her flowers. The effect of light is several times stronger than putting a thousand in her pocket. In addition, walking to pick her up with a knife at night can move her more than driving a Mercedes-Benz and BMW to pick her up."

"Six, I went out with her many times, and she has been stopping you from spending money for her from time to time asking you whether you are hungry or thirsty or tired. If you are sincerely moved, you should consider marrying her. Before you can't see if a woman is pretending to be orgasm, you should not claim to be mature... Try to appreciate her, who is naked, not to decorate her with affection, fun, and inner clothes..."

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Zixing can understand more than 90% of his experience of such an easy-to-understand "Liuzu Clan No. 6" and listen with relish.

"Okay, boy. I didn't expect you to be such an interesting guy."

"Leizu clone number 6" was very happy to participate in the discussion: "I like to deal with an interesting little guy like you the most. At my birthplace, the guys I came into contact with were all high-ranking officials and bigwigs in the cultivation world who were powerful. They were all used to the official tone, and they were upset to hear it..."

Zi Xing nodded repeatedly and said, "I hate officials the most. When I was born in the Great Shang Dynasty, I once came to a famous Taiyi Zhenren in the cultivation world..."

Zi Xing's "to what he likes" made up: "The officials of the Shang Dynasty have never tried what it feels like, so I asked Taiyi Zhenren to get a larger 'flying sword' and let them sit on it and experience the fun of 'flying'. Because Taiyi had a good relationship with Emperor Emperor Yi of the Shang Dynasty, he met the requests of the senior officials of the Shang Dynasty..."

"Does of senior officials sat on the super flying sword to travel. One of the fat officials suddenly had a bored thought: 'I'll throw 100 gold bars weighing a pound each, whoever picked it up would be happy.' A thin official said: 'It's better to throw 1,000 gold bars weighing a pound each, and 1,000 people will be happy.' Another high official who is not fat or thin said: 'Just throw 10,000 coins weighing a monday each, and at least a few thousand people will be happy.' Taiyi couldn't help but tell the truth: 'Why don't I throw you all down and make the people of the entire Shang Dynasty happy? '..."

After hearing this, "Leizu clone number 6" laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth, praising Zixing for "making up stories". In its eyes, officials were so annoying.

It also "itting its mouth" and casually said a joke that was widely circulated on it: "The Lord of Heaven has great power. At the beginning, he arranged for pigs to cultivate the land, and the pigs felt tired; the Lord of Heaven arranged for pigs to water flowers, and the pigs felt unfree; the Lord of Heaven arranged for pigs to guard the door, and the pigs felt unrest; the Lord of Heaven arranged for pigs to guard the door, and the pigs felt unrest; the Lord of Heaven was angry and asked the pigs in person: 'What do you want to do?' The Pig said: 'Eat, drink, prostitute, and gambling, do everything.' The Lord of Heaven heard it and sneered: "Just you, you also want to be a high-ranking official? Don't dream in the daytime as soon as possible'"

After hearing this, Zixing also praised it for being "so talented"

Although "Leizu clone number 6" doesn't know what "too talented" is, he seems quite happy.

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After "Leizu Clan No. 6" and Zixing praised each other, their voices became a little serious: "Now, on behalf of 'Leizu', it officially admits that you are qualified to sit down and have a good talk with its representative, that is, me. Please note that our next conversation will be recognized by the old man Leizu. And its will will inevitably be implemented within the Leizu clan without fail."

"Oh, you want to negotiate with me?"

Zi Xing tentatively said: "The senior 'Thunder Clan' who believed in your Leizu kidnapped my fiancée here, and lived and did a group of bandits. What's the best way to negotiate with these robbers? You have no credibility for a long time."

"Leizu clone number 6" said: "Kidnapping your fiancée is the self-destructed proposition of the idiots in the Thunder Clan. They do act like a rude and rude living bandit. A group of idiots, as long as they inform Leizu of your existence, it will try to find you, why do you need to use those little tricks... In short, you don't have to care too much about those idiots. If Leizu is the leader in this matter, they will definitely ask them to give you an explanation and give you justice."

Its words are not very "understood" - if the members of the Thunder Clan have a way to "directly contact" the Thunder Clan, the Thunder Clan will not decline to the current level.

But Zi Xing didn't care so much. He was so happy that he immediately said "Leizu clone number 6".

Zi Xing thought secretly: It seems that even if you are a "robber", the quality is very different. "Senior robber" is different from "domestic robber".

I couldn't help but think of the inside story about "A group of robbers in Guangdong robbed banks" in my previous life.

The robbers said a famous saying when robbing the bank: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life belongs to your own." So everyone at the scene didn't say a word and lay down obediently - this is called transformation of ideas, changing the original fixed way of thinking.

The robber looked at the cashier who was lying on the table in a large shape in a skirt and scolded: "Please lie down and be more civilized, this is robbery, not robbery" - this is called insisting on professional ethics, not doing what you shouldn't do.

After returning from the robbery successfully, one of the new robbers (master degree) said, "Boss, let's count how many robbed it quickly." The old robber (primary school degree) said, "Are you stupid? You have so much money, when do you have to count? You'll know by reading the news tonight?" - This is called work experience. Work experience these years is more important than education!

After the robbers left, the president said, "Report the case quickly." The director was about to leave, but the president hurriedly said, "Wait and add the five million we misappropriated last time" - this is called a crisis plan, turning disadvantages into benefits.

The director said: "It would be great if the robbers came to grab it every month" - the work is boring, and happiness is the most important thing.

The next day, the news broadcast reported that the bank was robbed 100 million, but the robber finally confirmed that it was only 20 million. The boss cursed: "M, I only robbed 20 million after a lifetime. The bank president made 80 million by wielding his fingers. It seems that he still has to study these days." - a proof that knowledge can convert money.

After seeing the news broadcast, the bank president excitedly said to the director: "M, you guys, you are so brave..."

The director smiled but said nothing, as if he had lifted his burden, he secretly thanked: "M, he finally filled the hole in buying PetroChina stocks through the robbers." -   It means that he should seize the opportunity and follow the trend and dare to take risks.

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Zi Xing was distracted from thinking about interesting things, and a strange and mysterious smile appeared on his face.
Chapter completed!