Chapter 331 Seven Classes of NV People Insulated from Pig's Feet

Among the "Thunder Clan" senior executives who came to meet with Zixing and Grandpa Zhu and his party, Zixing's "mother-in-law" did not appear.

I haven't seen it once, so Zixing certainly doesn't recognize the true appearance of this "mother-in-law" (even don't know what words her honorable surname is). But I didn't find any female in the "Thunder Clan senior management" who participated in the meeting, which naturally means that the "mother-in-law" did not participate in this epoch-making meeting.

It's not difficult to understand if you think about it.

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" must have reported to the "Presbyterian Church" of his clan last night. The senior executives of the Thunder Clan naturally knew that Zi Xing was very disgusted with the ten marriage conditions proposed by the "Absolute Mother-in-law". If the mother-in-law did not arrange for a meeting with Zi Xing, the possible conflict would be eliminated in the bud. To negotiate with a partner, this minimum "negotiation sincerity" must be demonstrated.

Isn’t Zi Xing so happy that she can be a "son-in-law". Isn’t it appropriate to face him with such an arrogant attitude? Although the top leaders of the Thunder Clan are hard to say, they all feel that NV is a bit crazy. No matter what they say today, they can’t arrange for her to come out to meet Zi Xing.

The elder of the Thunder Clan was a round and fat man. From his words and deeds, Zi Xing could easily see that this was a politician who was harmonious in his work, versatile and skillful in dancing.

It did not deliberately avoid the topic of "the prospective mother-in-law and the top ten conditions". It took a loss of face and expressed its apology to Zixing with a smile, and asked Zixing to "understand" a mother's love for her child...

When I met a guy who could speak scenes, Zi Xing was also very sleek. No matter how you look at it, he was a standard politician.

Zi Xing smiled very generously and expressed his understanding of "a mother's feelings". In order to prove this, he even quoted classics and used something he still remembered when he was studying at the "Royal Academy" (God knows if this is true) as powerful evidence.

I remember it was a class at the "Royal College". Lord Wen Zhong, who was in charge of several princes, walked in with a smile and said to the princes: "I'll do a questionnaire, please help me."

When the princes heard this, they started to discuss it softly. How many princes are there for studying? They are all extremely naughty and come to study without taking exams. They just conduct a survey (Mr. Wen Zhong has a good reputation and everyone believes what he says). Now it is much more fun.

After posting the questionnaire form, I saw that there were only two questions.

Question 1: He loves her very much. Her thin melon-shaped face, curved eyebrows, fair face, beautiful and charming. But one day, she unfortunately encountered a car accident. After she recovered, she left several big ugly scars on her face. Do you think he will love her as always?

A, he will definitely do it; B, he will definitely not; C, he may do it.

Question 2: She loves him very much. He is a jingying in the business world. He is elegant and calm, dares to fight and fight. Suddenly one day, he went bankrupt. Do you think she will still love him as much as before?

A, she will definitely do it; B, she will definitely not; C, she may do it.

After collecting the questionnaire, Wen Zhongyi found that the first question was 10 students selected A, 10 students selected B, 80 students selected C. The second question was 30 students selected A, 30 students selected B, and 40 students selected C.

"It seems that disfigurement in the United States is more intolerable than a man's bankruptcy." Wen Zhong laughed, "When doing these two questions, subconsciously, do you think of him and her as lovers? "

"Yes." The princes answered neatly.

"But the question itself does not say that he and she are in a lover relationship?" Wen Zhong looked at everyone meaningfully, "Now, let's assume that if the 'he' in question in the first question is 'her''' father and the 'she' in question in the second question is 'his'' mother. If you ask you to do these two questions again, will you still stick to your original choice?"

The questionnaire was sent to the prince again, and the room suddenly became very quiet, and the young faces became solemn and deep. A few minutes later, the questionnaire was collected, and the professor counted again. After two questions, everyone chose A of the two questions 100.

Wen Zhong's tone was deep and moving: "In this world, there is a kind of love that lasts forever and has no desires; it does not change seasons, nor does it rise and fall due to fame and fortune. This is the love of parents. Treat your parents kindly, they will always love you the most."

(If the little song in Zixing's memory is really designed by "Wen Zhong", then it can be seen that Master Wen has good intentions and has a variety of educational methods, reaching the realm of "teaching according to people" advocated by Confucius. In addition, Master Wen specially designed a "questionnaire" with self-evident intentions - it is nothing more than to express the love of the princes for the "father emperor" and prevent hidden worries in the Shang Dynasty... However, the matter deteriorated sharply, and his efforts were in vain... Man's calculations are not as good as God's calculations)

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There was a brief recession on the scene.

None of the "Thunder Clan" expected in advance: Zixing was so able to talk about it. A topic about maternal love could develop into a "lecture". If it was not stopped and continued to develop according to this momentum, it would be impossible to finish it in three days.

The fat elder quickly called out: "It's good to understand, it's good to understand. This time, I invite all the guests here. There is really a very important thing to discuss with you. So I have to take some measures that may hurt your feelings. I hope you have a lot of them, so don't take them to heart..." The incident of hijacking Miss Jiang became a measure that the Thunder Clan had to take. Obviously, it wanted to turn this big thing into small things and nothing.

Grandpa Zhu is not that easy to mess with. But before he could even take a stern face, he scolded the other party hard, and was taken first by Zi Xing.

Zi Xing looked generous and waved his hand and said, "We are all people with a xiong-like appearance. Will we be petty about such small things with you? But then again, there is a big thing that we have to pay attention to. Don't think I'm too long-winded. I really feel a pain in my skin and have to express my own opinions..."

"What I want to criticize is the environmental quality of your Thunder Clan's residence. It's really bad. I really shocked me. I really can't understand: How can you survive in such a harsh environment?..."

"No, it's not that serious, right?" The fat elder laughed dryly, but was cursing in his heart: What's the nerve of this guy?

"Why isn't it serious?" Zi Xing said with a serious expression: "Tell you the truth. I have lived in another place with a slightly better environment than you. By the end of the year, I felt that my health was getting worse, tired, painful and weak. During this period, I used bottled water in a vegetarian restaurant run by Buddhists, so I was hospitalized for a little antibiotic. When I walked out of this restaurant, I saw a shì person using a water pipe to directly add raw water to the tea... I realized that all the problems in my body could be attributed to unprecedented pollution of the environment and unsatisfactory hygiene. Tsk, compared to the place where I stayed for a year, the air quality of yours is even worse than that of the place I spent a year..."

This guy cannot be criticized any more. The fat elder had to admit that the Thunder Clan's living environment was indeed not good. But it also emphasized that this environment is conducive to the cultivation of the clan.

The implication is that he also faintly mocked Zi Xing for being a cultivator, but he is still afraid of small things like "hard environment". Isn't his own strength enough to survive in this environment? That's not too inferior, right?

Well, it is a very normal phenomenon for cultivators to "counter" some things in cultivation or realm after meeting.

However, these elders did not have a "big picture" like the "Thunder Clan"'s patrol minions, and they could forget the "main business" even if they were only concerned about quarreling with a group of little NV children. The Thunder Clan went through a lot of hardships and risked offending Grandpa Zhu to invite Zixing and his party, not to invite them to "travel".

The fat elder soon returned to the major event related to the sustainable development of the entire "Thunder Clan": "Child, before talking to you about the serious matters, I would like to ask you first about your impression of Princess Zhenzi? To be honest, will you have an instinctive rejection of her in your heart because it is transformed from a boy?" That kind of kind attitude and caring look makes people easily believe that it is because of the love for the younger generation.

Zixing thought about it seriously and felt that the fat elder's question was actually unnecessary.

Because of his "professional habits" in Zixing's previous life, he had a lot of contact with the shape.sè.sè.nv.xìng. He had a lot of knowledge and his immunity naturally increased greatly, reaching a historical height.

Strictly speaking, Zixing does not reject "mother-inspired". The one he dislikes the most is the n-type nv son who loves to show off—

First: I can’t afford a car, but when I take a car, I have to take a picture and then pass on the NV in QQ space. This kind of vanity is extremely funny and pitiful NV in a really helpless way. I sigh that you can’t afford a car, or your family can’t afford a car. Everyone thinks it doesn’t matter. But as long as you are in a car, you have to take a few pictures of your phone. Is it necessary? It’s not that your car is in someone else’s car and you still feel superior? You also take photos and pass on the space limit? You show off your show, but isn’t it disgusting for others to watch?

Second: Do you think of XX in your mind when you are holding Apple series electronic products? What costs thousands of yuan, as for you to show off like this? As long as you encounter a place with a mirror, you will never miss the opportunity to take photos. Just to show off your iPad and iPhone?

Third: "Muyou" that keeps your phone in hand, play with your phone in silence no matter what occasion. Eating with this kind of fungus is simply torment. Others are chatting and laughing, but she is just making phone calls, sending messages and calling endlessly... It is even more deadly to be in the same KTV box with this kind of fungus. Everyone sings and is so excited. She is alone, pressing her fingers on the phone, and I don't know if she is sending messages or chatting about QQ, and she comes out of the box to answer the phone after a while; she comes back in three minutes; and goes out to answer the phone after three minutes, and goes out to answer the phone again, and repeats this... Usually when encountering this kind of fungus, Zi Xing will let her leave in a tactful mood. If she is in a bad mood, she will just tell her to get out (Zi Xing also came from the mentality of "young and vigorous")

Fourth: When you are on the phone, you like to pretend to be 13 and talk to people around you on purpose. In fact, it is the "bone fungus" I want to tell you.

This kind of fungus is everywhere and the most disgusting. You call her. She told you well, and she started pretending to be 13 without any signs. In fact, nothing happened at all. She also deliberately said something like this to people around her: Then whoever, take me and put me wherever she is... or tell people around her something that can be shown off. In fact, it is to say to you and then pretend to be 13: Hey, are you still there? I had something to do just now...

WCNMLGB, do you have a j.b thing? How much do you tmd do you have? Zixing is still not very clear? Calling you to listen to you pretending to be 13, right? Can't you learn to respect people if you tmd?

Fifth: Zixing really wants to ask, what are the mentality of those "wood fungus" who eat more than 20 yuan and have to take photos to spread the space?

Damn it, I took photos and sent the space for a few dozen yuan. When I was bored, I called someone to show it. Others asked, where was it? At this time, the fungus could be disgusting: "Eating with friends in KFC" - the sense of superiority simply caused the person on the other end of the phone to shit out.

What is your mentality about nmlgb? I haven’t seen KFC in the countryside for hundreds of years? I really don’t understand. You can eat enough for a few dozen dollars. What’s there? Isn’t it just a fast food restaurant? As for the lower limit of S.B Xixi like a local bull?

Sixth: bragging.b, "wood fungus" that make a lot of lies. This kind of fungus knows bragging all day long.b, this dress costs hundreds of dollars, and that dress costs thousands of dollars. In fact, all tmd bought from Taobao for dozens and 100 yuan. She brags all day long, what her boyfriend does at home, how awesome her family is... etc. (According to statistics, the "poverty percentage" among the people who like to brag is hundreds of times higher than the "poverty percentage" among the people who don't like to brag.)

Not to mention her NV Hang. Her temperament has already greatly increased her IQ. No one just breaks the window paper. Can't you tell the truth about this type of fungus? It's interesting to lie all day long?

Seventh: The arrogant "wood fungus" that looks down on people with a dog's eyes.

In the past, the black fungus with more than 8 points were arrogant, but now, now, even the tmd dares to be arrogant even with 2 points and 3 points - isn't this phenomenon caused by those useless male hangs and silk? I always have to hold my feet with no problem, and the more I praise my fungus, the more arrogant you become. Men, if you don't have a little attention, you should also improve your "vision"?

Let’s talk about those arrogant "wood fungus". If you say you are not a good thing, what kind of boyfriend is not rich or powerful now, it doesn’t mean that they will be like this in the future, right? As for the dog’s eyes, you are not aware of others? If you ignore others, you are just ignoring your words. If you are above 8 points, you will shut up. You are like a pig and dare to be arrogant. Have you heard of being civilized and polite in elementary school textbooks? You are above the top and arrogant. Do you have the qualifications? Are you pretending to be rich and beautiful?

Eighth: Scheming, two-faced "Bone Ear". This kind of black fungus is aroused by classmates in school, or a colleague on the construction site. One set in front of others, one set behind others, one set in front of others, one set in front of men. In front of such black fungus, the position of the baby's actor is in danger. This kind of black fungus likes to say bad things about you behind your back, and looks like you are a sister in front of you, extremely hypocritical

Or he looks arrogant in front of the NV people and has a bad relationship with all the NV people around him. Once he reaches the man, he starts to act cute again, acting cute again... he wishes that the man can meet this kind of black fungus and a slightly lower IQ, and he will become a father if he is not careful.

Ninth: Show off your popular "wood fungus" on QQ all day long. This kind of wood fungus will occasionally write on the signature: "Babys, I love you", "It's great to have you, I'm so happy" and so on. In fact, this kind of wood fungus is just two words: dog. shit.

Nowadays, who has few friends? As for NMLGB's so disgusting people all the time? Showing NMLGB? What's the point of being so cool? "Baby, I love you" do you think you are a celebrity? Do fans scream at you? How old is it? Isn't believe it? You are lying on the street and letting a car break a tui? See how much money can your "baby" raise for you in the hospital? It must be too few to drive you crazy. You are desperate to get a number and delete your number. Love you all day long. Have you ever loved your parents? You dog.

Tenth: Jiāo gave her the QQ password to her man's "bone fungus" within two days.

Don’t make such fungus even if you have nothing to do. Tell you the QQ password to your man. Look at your frivolous look, is it disgusting?

All have si life and circle of friends. You tmd will point to your man to live? If you don’t believe it, let your man go to your QQ for a week. I guarantee that no one will pay attention to you in QQ. Do you believe it?

This kind of fungus belongs to the kind of chewy type, and they often like to write something about what to say, what to do, what sunny days, and other dogs.

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For the "Ten Major Categories" he summarized, Zixing really hopes that there will be a male compatriot who is "extremely thick-skinned" who is included in the "list of refusals" in his summary, he published an "Open Letter to the World" (this thing is very popular in later generations)-

Don’t say that my tone is crazy, Cixi has accompanied me on the chuáng; my ability is strong, I have also fucked Du Shiniang; Xishi blows Xiao for me, Diao Chan is my bud; the day is wolf, tiger, leopard, flying, swallows, and swallows. On the sky, down the earth, lying on the ground, and ants. Sun cockroaches, relying on horses, drilling into the worms. The day is sunny, and the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, the day is sunny, the day is sunny, and the day is sunny, the day is sunny, the day is sunny, the day is sunny, the day is sunny, the day is sunny, the day is tragic after encountering some "dinosaur-level" strangeness).
Chapter completed!