Chapter 326 Turning Thunder Clan into a mentally retarded clan

The flow of Zixing and "Evil's Nvwa" is like a "stream of consciousness" in a literary genre that was once lively in later generations.

This sneaky flow method enhances the density. As for "safety", because Grandpa Zhu is accompanying him all the way, the "Thunder Clan messenger" dare not solve the problem with force, and there is no obvious change.

Zixing does not reject this kind of jiāo style. He is just dissatisfied with the fact that "evil nvwa" has not told him the inside story of the discovery, so he must first finalize the issue of how to allocate if he "gained benefits" from the Thunder Clan.

Well, it’s a suspicion of taking the opportunity to threaten it. It’s a very humble and disgraceful behavior...

Zi Xing couldn't help but sarcasticly sarcasticly: "Hey, it's a contradiction, right? You just swear to say that my Thunder Clan's actions are of great fortune, but now you are actually starting to want to allocate me the possible 'harvest' after I'm a contradiction. Isn't this a contradiction?"

"The Evil NV Wa" was very calm: "No contradiction. With the information I provided, coupled with your always evil luck, maybe you can still 'be blessed in disguise'. Then you will ask you for benefits, are you willing? So, why not decide with you now how to distribute your interests after a 'big harvest'..."

This guy is straightforward and doesn't hide his little thoughts - everyone is smart. He wants to be a bitch and set up a archway, which is the most unpopular.

"Then how do you want to allocate?" Zi Xing asked back and thought: I met an NV rogue, but it seems that I don't get much. I can't pass the blood.

"I don't take advantage of you, just share the money. If you gain something from this trip," said Evil NV Wa very simply. She looked confident, as if she believed that the information she had was worth the price.

"You think beautifully. You just want to share half of the benefits when you move your mouth like this. Have you ever seen a ventilator who can "equality" the victim?" Although Zixing didn't know if the Thunder Clan's journey can get benefits? What benefits will he get? But he is just a person who refuses to suffer losses, so he must first disappear all the bad factors that may cause damage to his interests.

"Then how good are you willing to share with me?" Evil nvwa understood the industry rules of asking for prices everywhere and repaying money locally.

"At most, 10% of your benefits..." Zi Xing looked like he was cut off.

"No, it's too little. Do you think the information I collected is so valuable..." The former "saint" airs have long become a distant memory of "evil nvwa".

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Just like the common "bargaining" sounds are heard one after another in the vegetable market. Although both parties are cultivators with great identities, the difference between them and ordinary sentient beings in the struggle to maximize their own interests is not obvious.

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Zi Xing is calm on the surface, but her heart is extremely lively. Well, this is probably the so-called "boost". Sāo" man in the legend, right? But Zi Xing is very unfair - it was the "evil nvwa" who insisted on having a silent flow with him, which made him become bored. Sāo.

According to the ideal of Zixing, I have never planned to be a "boreful.sāo.man". This is the helplessness of reality.

Just like the popular saying on the Internet in my previous life - heroes were destroyed by the American NV; beauty NV, destroyed by the rich; handsome guys were destroyed by the rich; life was destroyed by the mortgage; youth chun, destroyed by the work; marriage, destroyed by the three children, destroyed by the three dollars; money was destroyed by the US dollar; students were destroyed by the online games; online games were destroyed by violence; children were destroyed by the three deer; faith was destroyed by the brother chun; dreams were destroyed by reality...

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However, the "NV children" on this side couldn't stay idle for a moment.

It’s a three-day and two-night trip. If you don’t find some "fun" to pass the boring time by yourself, it’s not the usual style of NV children.

This group of NV children have targeted the "Thunder Clan Messenger" this time, saying that they want to "test the other party's IQ" to see how their intelligence level has reached? Can they defeat other competitors in the "Thunder Clan" in the future and climb to a higher position? Have greater rights? (at least there is no need to do such tiring and dangerous things like "running")...

The argument of "NV Kids with the spirit of the weapon" made the "Thunder Clan messenger" a little laughed and cried. It also thought that because of its strong ability to "respond to changes", it was selected by the elders of the tribe to perform this special task. Unexpectedly, it was criticized by the NV Kids for not worth a penny.

But no matter what it thinks, I don’t care whether it is willing to accept the “test”? I just set the questions on my own.

"The first one is about the penguin ròu question. Listen to it: One day a nv child cooked a dish for a boy. The boy finished eating it, but he thought it tasted strange, so he asked the nv child, what is this? nv child said, this was a penguin ròu. In the end, the boy did not starve to death, but cried bitterly and chose to kill himself. Why? "The red nv child took the lead in giving the question.

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" was sweating. It was so difficult, so high. Do these little NV kids want to kill it?

After thinking for a while, I couldn't think of it, so I had to admit it in a disgusting way: "I can't think of it." I asked in dissatisfaction: "You won't just talk about the questions, and you don't know the answer, right?" I typically want to get rid of the "pool water" so hard.

"How is it possible?" Chi NV kid gave it a blank look: "Listen. The correct answer is: the boy and his ex-nv friend were trapped in Antarctica. The boy fainted from hunger. When he woke up, the friend gave him a bowl of soup and told him that it was a penguin. He was finally saved, but his ex-nv friend disappeared--the food was not enough, the child left all the penguin to him, and starved to death alone. The boy was not as ruthless as you Thunder Clan, unable to bear the torture and torture of guilt, and finally went to the dead end..."

"Oh, so that's it." Although the Thunder Clan Messenger could not answer the question, he was satisfied after knowing the answer.

After a while, I suddenly recalled: No, what does it mean to "boys are not as ruthless as your Thunder Clan"? This is obviously a typical example of killing a boat of people with one stick.

Just as he was about to protest solemnly, the nv children didn't give it this opportunity.

"I'll ask you the second question about jumping a train: I took a train to the neighboring town for medical treatment, and after the treatment, I was cured. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the person jumped off the train and killed himself. Why? "The orange nv kid continued to ask.

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" tried hard to think twice as long as before, but in the end he couldn't answer. He had to ask the other party to announce the answer directly. This was a very heavy blow to its negative "IQ level".

The orange nv child said proudly: "That's because the doctor was a patient who was discharged from the hospital after the 'cataract' surgery. Think about it: a blind man returned to his mind and thought he was blind again when he passed through the tunnel. How could he not collapse?... Then he couldn't think about it and chose to end his life by himself."

faint.

Huang.nv kid relays to test the intelligence of the "Thunder Clan Messenger": "The third question to ask is about water plants: A man went for a walk with his NV friend on the river, and suddenly his NV friend fell into the river. The man hurriedly jumped into the water to find it, but he didn't find his NV friend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited the old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man had no water plants on his body. He asked the old man why there was no water plants on the fish? The old man said, "You don't know, this river has never grown water plants." Hearing this, the man suddenly jumped into the water and killed himself, why?"

"Thunder Clan Messenger" felt that the questions raised by the other party were more difficult than the other, and they were not something he could answer. It was a little discouraged, and gave up his efforts. He only thought about it casually for a few seconds, and then asked the nv kid to announce the truth.

Huang.nv kid shook his head and sighed, looking like a little adult's mouth: "Silly, the reason why that man couldn't think about it was because the man had caught his friend's hair back then, but thought it was a water plant... It was a tragedy like this. It was not the water plant that was released, but a life he loved. Once he was shocked to learn the truth, he chose the way to no return because he couldn't bear the torture of guilt... This shows how unpopular the 'Truth Emperor' is at some point."

The green nv child continued to ask the "Thunder Clan Messenger" the fourth question about the "Funeral Story": "There are three mothers, and the mother died. The two sisters went to attend the funeral. The sister met a very stylish man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral. No matter how much the sister looked for him, she could not find him, nor could she find out about him. Later, a month later, the sister killed her sister. Why? "

The self-confidence of the "Thunder Clan Messenger" has long been severely damaged.

Hearing the questions raised by the NV children one by one, he completely lost the courage to "detect the challenge". However, once the other party announced the answer to the truth, it was very reasonable. This made the "Thunder Clan Messenger" unable to attack. It could only admit weakly that it "can't think of it".

The green kid said seriously: "You still can't study the bad roots of people. The cruel sister, in order to see the man she likes again, actually came up with the extreme trick of holding another funeral with the death of her sister... Just to get a trace of 'hope' to meet her lover again, she was so cruel... She might have regarded this as the melancholy and permeated of 'the face of the man she doesn't know where to go, but she still smiles in the wind', but she doesn't know that sometimes fate is a matter of uncertain duckweed - when the fate ends, 'the green falls on the green and the underworld falls on the fountain, and both are nowhere to be seen'; when the fate comes, 'look searches for her in the crowd for thousands of times, and when she looks back, the man is at the gate of the light'..."

Whose child is really thinking about it? I can really talk about the "Thunder Clan Messenger".

The nv children are still unsatisfied. The young nv children continue to make things difficult for the "Thunder Clan Messenger".

Even though I knew it was just that level that I couldn't put it on, I still had to carry out the "beating and falling into the water dog" to the end. Who told the "Thunder Clan" to do the crime of "hijacking Brother Zixing's future wife" and the evil act of "hijacking Brother Zixing's future wife". If you have the chance, don't bother it hard, I'm sorry, brother Zixing: "Another question about half a match: There was a man who died in the desert, with a few suitcases scattered around him, and this man was holding half a match tightly in his hand... Please reason about how this man died?"

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" had a mute expression on his face, and he was embarrassed to answer the question again.

Anyway, its answer, even if you don’t talk about it, you can guess it, just the three words “can’t think of it”.

"Tell you," Qingnv's kid: "That unlucky guy was riding a hot balloon into the air. The hot balloon broke down and lost all his luggage was still overweight. So he and his companions on the hot balloon were drawing lots, and those who had reached half a match had to perform the task of "weight loss" - he gloriously became a hero who saved his companion's life. Well, he could also say he had become an unlucky guy, or a poor worm who was pushed down and died in the desert..."

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" could no longer remain calm and looked stunned: Is this OK?

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Zi NV Child had been impatient for a long time. It was finally her turn to ask questions.

She couldn't wait to ask the "Thunder Clan Messenger": "Ask you a question about wood chips all over the ground: there are two dwarfs in the circus. The 'blind dwarf' is shorter than the other dwarf. The circus only needs one dwarf, and one has to face a worrying situation of "laid off" survival. Of course, the shorter the dwarf in the circus, the better. The two dwarfs decided to compare who was shorter? The taller they would go to kill themselves. However, the day before the agreement was made to be taller, the blind dwarf, that is, the shorter dwarf, had already killed himself at home. In his home, only wood furniture and wood chips all over the ground were found. Ask him why he killed himself?"

After saying that, this NV child who most contempts the intelligence level of the "Thunder Clan Messenger" was so contemptuous that he was too lazy to wait for the other party to give the answer (she expected that the other party could not answer).

She asked, saying that it was a difficult messenger for the Thunder Clan, which was more accurate than saying that it was to "sell" it. So she continued to ask and answer her own questions and answers: "That's because the blind dwarf's crutch was secretly shortened by another dwarf. So the blind dwarf thought that he had suddenly grown taller and taller than his opponent... No matter how unwilling he could only fulfill his prior bet."

Since the question was asked, the "Thunder Clan Messenger" has never stopped "wiping sweat" at all.

After listening to another "unbelievable" suicide case, it was a little discouraged. It couldn't help but murmured in a dismay: "Is my intelligence level really so low? At that time in the clan, I felt that my intelligence level was quite high."

"NV children" laughed at it in unison: "That's because the IQ of your entire Thunder Clan members is generally not high, so you can't realize your own badness. There are eight questions in total. Generally speaking, you must be able to answer half of the questions and your IQ level is sufficient. Answering three questions is mildly weak and intelligent; answering two questions is moderately weak and intelligent; answering one question is advanced and weak and intelligent; unable to answer one question, that is, the mental retardation is extremely - that is, as the saying goes, you can 'buy a piece of tofu and kill it'..."

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" was sweating profusely.

There are only eight questions in total. The nv children have asked six questions, but he can't answer them. There are only the last two questions left. Even if he answers them all, he will be "moderately mentally retarded" and cannot escape.

Depending on the situation, it is most likely that it cannot answer a single question, and it is so miserable that it has become a "ultimately retarded" guy...

The black nv child has no habit of sympathizing with his opponent. She carried forward the god of "It is better to chase the enemy with courage, not to seek fame and learn from the overlords": "Don't be too slow to look like he is dying, and ask you the seventh question about "midnight knocking": I live in a small house on the top of the mountain. I heard a sound of knocking in the middle of the night, but he turned on the sound of knocking in the middle of the night, so I went to sleep. After waiting for a while, there was another sound of knocking in the middle of the day, and there was still no one. There was such a thing. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain, and Pol.ice came to take the man on the top of the mountain away. Why?"

Faced with this problem, what else can the "Thunder Clan Messenger" say? It can only rely on "silence is gold" to maintain its total loss. Even if it is picked up again, it will have pitiful dignity.

"I guess you can't answer," said the black.nv kid, not caring about sprinkling salt on its "wound": "I'll announce the correct answer myself: that's because the cottage on the top of the mountain is a cliff in front of it. The people under the cliff finally climbed up, and as soon as they opened, they were pushed down again... What a poor guy."

"Thunder Clan Messenger" nodded and said in his heart: "Yes, he is a guy as pitiful as me."

"The last question," Bai nv's boy went on the stage: "You don't look like a very smart guy. Then I'll ask you a simple question so that you won't be able to answer any of your eight questions and fall into the list of 'extremely retarded'."

"Well, listen to this eighth question: I'll ask you one thing: The guys who can answer our eight questions will all be able to answer our eight questions the same thing will happen the next day. Do you know what's going on?"

The "Thunder Clan Messenger" was completely dizzy.

It couldn't answer. It seemed that the "extremely retarded" label had been successfully posted on its forehead.

"What's the difference?" it asked weakly. To be honest, it was still a little curious about this last question.

"Stupid. You don't know that these two types of guys were both close to their lives the next day, and they were getting closer to one day?"

The "Thunder Clan Courier" was completely defeated.

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Zixing is not as leisurely as those "artifact spirit nv kids".

He is very busy now and is busy negotiating with "Evil NV Wa". He doesn't even have the ability to hear how the little NV children show their power and defeat the "Thunder Clan Messenger".

After the negotiations like a "tug-of-war", Zi Xing nodded and agreed to the proposal of "benefits of 37" proposed by "NV Wa of Evil". That is to say, if this Thunder Clan's trip really benefits, he will account for 70% and "NV Wa of Evil" will account for 30%.

"Nv Wa of Evil" was basically satisfied, so she calmly told Zi Xing about the secret she found - the true intention of the Thunder Clan to marry Zi Xing and reproduce males.
Chapter completed!