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Chapter 322 Such a ridiculous grudge

One thing we must admit: Zixing and Grandpa Zhu are not very well-educated characters.[]

The mysterious forces hidden behind "Lei Zhenzi" (Grandpa Zhu did not directly disclose information about them, but Zi Xing heard that Grandpa Zhu called them "Thunder Clan" more than once), and actually dared to push the evil, evil, and black hand towards Miss Jiang. At this stage, it has caused the heavy consequences of Miss Jiang's soul being torn apart, but it really made the poor cultivation of the elderly and the young.

I feel angry and don’t want any “demeanor”.

If the "Thunder Clan" children appeared in front of him, they would definitely be ruthlessly broken by Grandpa Zhu. Unfortunately, even Grandpa Zhu thought that those guys had hiding methods (turtle. Magical Contraction) were very clever.

If the culprit cannot be found, the old and the young will curse without any grace. Even if they cannot cause substantial harm to the object they hate, they must first vent their anger. Well, to put it bluntly, the two of them are now in the same way as the "swearing" street buyers; using official embellishment words, that is, "the expression of true nature and emotion."

Although Grandpa Zhu is countless times older than Zixing, he is far less than Zixing's ability when it comes to "swearing and street skills". He was just a dozen words of swearing, and Zixing felt "sweet" for him. Zixing couldn't help but mutter secretly: Grandpa Zhu has lived for at least tens of thousands of years. Even if he collects a word of swearing in a month, it is enough to show off his appearance. It can be seen that it is not in this regard...

The one that appears most frequently among Grandpa Zhu’s words is nothing more than calling the “Thunder Clan” people all “pigs”. It seems that in Grandpa Zhu’s high vision, being a pig is the most “waiting” one.

In comparison, Zixing showed his "swearing and street talent".

"...Grandpa, it's not that I'm going to pick on you. I heard how many times you called the Thunder Clan people a pig, but I really can't stand it. I'm going to be angry. Do you always know how long the pig has? In the Stone Age, the ancients began to tame wild boars and turned into domestic pigs. When there was no food or other crisis, the ancients killed pigs through difficulties..." No matter whether Grandpa Zhu knew what the "Stone Age" was? Zi Xing was too lazy to explain, so he talked endlessly.

"The ancient style of the word "home" is a pig, which means that only with pigs can one call a home... So, pigs and humans have a long and long relationship. Pigs and humans have passed through a long river of history together, living peacefully, and pigs no longer sleep in the open and lonely ghosts, and have become guests of humanity and symbols of wealth."

"Where are the Thunder Clans? 900,000 years ago, they probably didn't even make a fuck. From Lei Zhenzi's appearance, you can see that the Thunder Clans are probably short, as if they are actually the dwarf among dwarfs. They are short and stinking barbaric tribes (Zi Xing refers to the most down-and-out beggars in the world to fantasize about the image of "Thunder Clans"). Before 900,000, the Thunder Clans have not yet evolved from dwarfs into savage Thunder Clans. How can they compare the history of the long and glorious pig? Comparing the obscene Thunder Clans to pigs is a lack of understanding of history..."

"Pigs have a cheerful personality, extraordinary temperament, and are quite like generals. I can't associate them with the perverted, despicable, and dirty Thunder Clan dwarfs. Pigs are important in our lives in an agricultural country with a long history. They have brought us wealth. For hundreds of thousands of years, the only way for our people to get cash may be to raise pigs and sell money. In ancient times, if you wanted to buy cloth, bronze mirrors, and buy some things you wanted, you can only get silver if you sell pigs. If you want your son to study, you have to earn money by selling pigs... There are happy events in the family, marry and have children, and you have to kill pigs to celebrate. It can be said that pigs have brought us wealth and happiness. And what about Thunder Clan dwarfs? They will only bring serious disasters to the human world and commit heinous crimes."

"I ask, how can such a despicable race be equivalent to a pig? If I raise a pig, it will be windy, rainy and change the weather, I will worry that my pig will catch a cold and freeze. But if the Thunder Clan encounters natural disasters and countless casualties, I will be very happy and pour three bowls of wine and drink. If the pig is sick and stops eating, I will be very sad and hope that the pig will get better soon. But if the Thunder Clan gets plague and is out of the way, I will shout "retribution" and laugh secretly - in my eyes, pigs are very important, and the obscene "Thunder Clan dwarf" is not worth mentioning at all. How can the two be equated?"

"Pigs can be sold, pigs

o It can be eaten, bones can be made into soup, pigs can be put into wine, pigs can be exported to create. Foreign exchange (if you are not careful, even such modern words as foreign exchange have come out), pig skin can be used as boots, pig manure is a good material for farmland, pig names can be scolded, pigs are treasures all over the body. What about the terrible Thunder Clan dwarf? When I mention it, I feel angry, annoying, bigger than the cessation pit. It is even more disgusting."

"So, I seriously declare that I should not call the 'Thunder Clan Dwarf' pigs. This despicable race is not worthy of being a pig. To say that they are pigs is a great insult to the reputation of pigs..."

...

Grandpa Zhu was speechless when he heard this and looked at Zixing in amazement. This time he was really eye-opening and had a long experience.

It turns out that there are such innovative and magical ways to curse individuals, and they can curse them so majestic and refreshing.

If we compare it from the realm of cultivation, Grandpa Zhu is the strength of the "grand master", then Zixing is at most a primary apprentice who has just first seen the path; and the strength of the street is completely reversed: the primary apprentice becomes the grand master; the grand master becomes the primary apprentice.

For the first time, Grandpa Zhu expressed admiration for a guy whose strength is far less than that of him...

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"Boy, why is your mouth so damaged? Are you not afraid of going to the 'tongued hell' after death?"

A hoarse voice with anger suddenly sounded, interrupting Zixing's endless speech. This voice was like the "sound of nature" from the ancient world, like the wind passing through the dense forest, like thunder falling into the abyss... with an indescribable sense of desolation, loneliness and desolation.

Well, I have never heard such a "retro" sound.

Zixing stopped and looked at the source of the sound in surprise.

If ordinary people come to interrupt him, Zi Xing would at most be unhappy and would not be surprised. But this time it was different. He clearly saw "Jiang Wenqiang" lying quietly on the stone. Well, to be precise, it should be a sound from Miss Jiang's soul.

After calming down, I soon discovered something was wrong.

It's such a strange thing. Didn't Miss Jiang lose her memory and sleep and rest? Even if she suddenly wakes up, it shouldn't be such a strange sound. Zi Xing was far away from her, but she was very familiar with Miss Jiang's voice.

Even if Miss Jiang, who has been in a state of amnesia, can suddenly speak, she should not become that hoarse and old voice. Could it be...

Grandpa Zhu also thought of the same possibility as Zi Xing. His eyes were fixed on Miss Jiang's soul body and asked in a deep voice: "Which lonely ghost dares to attach to Jiang Yatou's soul? You guys have some tricks to restrain your breath, which makes it difficult for me to notice."

Grandpa Zhu's words were a bit like finding face for himself. What does it mean to be "very difficult to detect"? The old man didn't even notice that the other party was lurking deep in Miss Jiang's soul.

From Miss Jiang's forehead, a vague gray shadow escaped lightly. This shadow was the size of a wild cat, with an undetermined appearance and looked inconspicuous.

The vague shadow said to Grandpa Zhu in a proud voice: "We 'Thunder Clan' are best at hiding. If you really want to hide, it will not be easy to find us based on your old cultivation. I have now appeared because I am just a trivial 'messenger'. The noble elders of this clan sent me to negotiate with you..."

Grandpa Zhu's face became even more ugly.

He said coldly: "You 12th Elder of the Thunder Clan are very good at calculating. If you guessed that I would definitely take in Jiang Yatou's remnant soul, and let you lurk in Jiang Yatou's amnesia and remnant soul in advance. In this way, one-third of Jiang Yatou's remnant soul can escape from the 'Thunder Clan', and you deliberately let the water go..."

"Of course. Our Thunder Clan doesn't want to offend you. Now, we chose to negotiate with you..." The Thunder Clan messenger said the scene, but looking at its expression and behavior, even from its voice, there was no trace of awe. It seemed that this so-called "Thunder Clan" was very confident. Zi Xing couldn't help but analyze it secretly in his heart.

"What else can we talk about?" Grandpa Zhu's voice became more and more beautiful: "You dare to hurt Jiang Yatou to this extent..."

Needless to say, the mind is extremely strong. Facing Grandpa Zhu's anger, it still showed no timidity, but instead laughed strangely: "You don't have to pretend. Like Miss Jiang's injury, although it is not light, for you, it is not difficult to find all her "soul bodies" and help her recover as soon as you are. Why do you pretend to be so angry? Obviously, you also know that our target is the boy named "Zi Xin". Do you always feel hesitant: Should you exchange that boy for the other two-thirds of Miss Jiang's soul body..."

Listening to this guy's calm talk, Zixing and Grandpa Zhu couldn't help but look at each other. Both felt that this kind of "intelligent" opponent was difficult to deal with.

Zi Xing sighed in his heart: If a reckless guy who only knows how to reason with fists will be really punished and obedient. If this guy in front of him is just talking nonsense, would Grandpa Zhu not be able to capture it due to his identity?... It's so sad.

The shadow spoke again: "Based on your admiration for your old age, the noble elders of this clan will not make you embarrassed. I have already prepared a plan that has the best of both worlds. Do you want to listen?"

Grandpa Zhu said expressionlessly: "If you like to say it, just say it. Where does so much nonsense come from?" He thought in his mind: If this guy speaks badly, should he use this as a reason to detain it? Alas, if you know what this guy's position in the Thunder Clan is? How important is it? That would be great...

"That person, it's not impossible not to go back to the Thunder Clan headquarters with us. But he must marry the little princess of his clan..."

The word "Thunder Clan Messenger" is not astonishing as it is, and it brings up an absolutely unexpected condition. Even Zixing cannot adapt to its jumping thinking and speaking style.

"Bah, what are you going to do? When will your Thunder Clan have a little princess? Do you want the liar Xin to go back with you and then slowly pick him up?" Grandpa Zhu couldn't help but say. It was funny to think that Zi Xing had just scolded the "Thunder Clan people" just now, all of them were dwarfs, but now they were asked by the other party to be "son-in-law".

When talking about this issue, the shadow voice became a little unhappy: "This is not the root cause of the kid himself."

Hearing such accusation, Zi Xing was extremely dissatisfied. He pointed at his nose: "What? What does it have to do with me?" He thought that he had just heard the "Thunder Clan" from Grandpa Zhu for the first time. As for the Thunder Clan, is it flat or round? tall or short? It's fat or thin? It's not clear at all. He called them dwarfs before, but it was just a reference to the image of the people of a certain island country in his previous life... In short, Zi Xing felt that he was even more unfair than Dou E.

"Who are you blamed?" the shadow said angrily: "Only men can practice the supreme skills of this clan. You should turn the young master of this clan into a complete nv son. How do you ask her to inherit the supreme skills of this clan? The noble elders of this clan also leave a little room for work for Mr. Zhu's face, and will not kill you all, but let you and the little princess of this clan be able to inherit the mantle of the Thunder Clan. They will return the other two-thirds of Miss Jiang's soul to you..." Listening to its tone, this solution is simply a huge lucky thing for Zixing to "a pie falling from the sky".

Zi Xing was confused at first. What is this? Suddenly, a light flashed through his mind and he suddenly figured it out (his kid's association ability is still very good and very powerful).

He said in disbelief: "Is the 'young princess' who has changed from a man to a nv, is it 'Lei Zhenzi'?" This question contained such a huge amount of information.

"You guy is not smart enough. You can only figure out the cause and effect at this moment..." The Thunder Clan messenger hummed with dissatisfaction.

……I see

Zixing was very resistant. Not only did she resist Lei Zhenzi (change sex into nv version), but she also resisted this "sex"-like thing (there were many online novels in previous lives that were popular for a while, but is that a novel good?)

At the same time, Zixing also had to take care of Grandpa Zhu's emotions, who "took Jiang's girl as her own child" - what? You guy hasn't married Miss Jiang to join me yet? Do you want to have a "quasi-extramarital affair" and a "cheap si child"?

The shadow was very good at observing the face. Zixing's hesitant reaction was seen in its eyes. It couldn't help but sneer: "What? You are still reluctant? Tell you the truth. Let the little princess of this clan marry you, and you still have to pass the "Mother-in-law" level. Your "mother-in-law" will not marry you in vain. She listed ten conditions, which you must meet..."

Are there any conditions?

Zi Xing was speechless for a while. From the information revealed by the other party before, you can vaguely know that the Thunder Clan is so anxious to ask him and Lei Zhenzi to descend on their descendants, just to inherit the "Thunder Clan mantle" that only a male can inherit. This is something that is asking him for Zi Xing. He has an advantage, so the other party has to take "Ms. Jiang" as a hostage to negotiate with him. Why, now this "Thunder Clan messenger" is still his mother-in-law who wants him to meet the top ten conditions before marrying Lei Zhenzi.

Bluff, is this?

Regardless of whether it is a "bluff" or not, the "Thunder Clan Messenger" has already made a serious announcement of the top ten conditions:

"The first condition: one country must be owned regardless of the six realms. The area of ​​the country must reach at least 1.6 million square kilometers. The "ownership" of the country must belong to the NV party, and it cannot be paid in installments. This country cannot fight in wars all over the world... Your "mother-in-law" doesn't want your NV son to marry and fight four times, and run for the rest of his life

o.”

"The second condition: the old couple of 'father-in-law and mother-in-law' must give a middle-class country, and the country must belong to the mother-in-law. Moreover, this middle-class country cannot have wars and rebels, but must have a considerable number of spiritual veins - because the spiritual veins of the country where the mother-in-law ruled previously had dried up, and new spiritual veins must be found to be easy to practice. In addition, they have cultivated Princess Zhenzi and must be rewarded."

"The third condition: there must be a magic weapon of at least 'quasi-god level' or above. Because the current 'magic weapon' has been popular in the cultivation world, the mother-in-law does not want her NV son to be wronged, and she cannot let relatives and friends say that her NV son is so shabby that the man doesn't even have a quasi-god level magic weapon."

"The fourth condition: There must be 10 million high-grade spirit stones, so that the marriage of such a cultivator can be guaranteed, and the nv party will have happiness after marrying him. Moreover, the ten million high-grade spirit stones must be changed to the nv party's name. In this way, the man will be "guy the family" and will not be so easily deceived by the "wild nv people" outside."

"The fifth condition: All the man's income must be managed in full and must not be concealed."

"The sixth condition: the man's parents are not allowed to live with them. The man's parents must farm in the current rural areas so that they will not make 'unreasonable demands' to their son."

"The seventh condition: After marriage, the man is not allowed to visit his parents in the countryside often, nor can he ask the man to go there - because he is a city man and he is not used to rural life; especially the man's poor relatives are not allowed to come to their house, and the country bumpkin relatives hate it when they see it."

"The eighth condition: after getting married, you must take your father-in-law and mother-in-law to one of the six realms to travel once a year to see the scenery outside and make them live a happy old age. Also, you must make a thousand pots of golden elixirs for your father-in-law and mother-in-law every year for them to take it, so that you can prolong your life."

"The ninth condition: the children they have after marriage must go to the aristocratic academy, the most famous of the six realms, and cannot allow children to live an ordinary life, so that children can have a future."

"The tenth condition: every year during the Chinese New Year and holidays, you must first visit your father-in-law and mother-in-law. No exception, because there is no child during the holiday, it will appear deserted and have no face..."

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When I heard the list of future mother-in-law who was reposted by "That Shadow", I could "shot" 99:99% of the six realms... (I keep going) the top ten conditions for cultivating men. Zi Xing and Grandpa Zhu have the urge to "want to kill".
Chapter completed!