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Chapter 280(1/2)

Each of them uses magical powers to fight against monster monkeys

The golden-retriever ape never had the intention of hiding its head and revealing its tail.

It has been in this "bottom of hell" for tens of thousands of years and has long regarded itself as the lord of this place. It does not have to look at people's eyes whenever it makes any moves. It can do whatever it wants.

Taking advantage of Zi Xing's words, it appeared with great might and full of momentum.

Its appearance caused the mountain to shake for hundreds of miles in a radius, and Zixing and Grandpa Zhu stopped standing there and stood there stupidly, floating high in the air.

The golden-retrievered ape is familiar to Zi Xing, so there is no need to repeat it. What surprised Zi Xing the most was that the golden-retrievered ape was at least 100 times that of his cognition. Well, the legendary monkey, which is far thinner than that of adults, has become so tall?

The performance of the golden-retrievered ape is also perfect. After appearing, he whistled to the sky...

At the same time, golden light shone everywhere on its body. The dark clouds around it quickly dissipated; on the ground where the golden-haired monkey was sitting cross-legged, a sea of ​​flowers actually grew.

In this barren land, all kinds of flowers will grow.

According to legend, when the Buddha Sakyamuni was born, lotus was born step by step. Could it be that the golden-haired ape in front of him follow suit and deliberately make himself very charlatan and coquettish, right?

Unfortunately, when ordinary people see her hairy appearance, the first thing that comes out of their minds is the low-level noun "coarse-haired beast" with contempt. It is really far from the Buddha's glorious "showing appearance".

...

Looking at the familiar appearance of the golden-retriever ape and looking at this guy who should have been very active, he was sitting in front of him with a solemn appearance, and Zi Xing couldn't help but feel a very funny feeling in his heart.

It can be said that Zi Xing was very relaxed at the moment. After all, with a master like Grandpa Zhu "responsible" for his safety, he didn't have to worry about life at all. Therefore, when he saw the monkey's "familiar" face, Zi Xing thought of the classic dialogue between two "heavyweights" in the mythical world-

[Jade Emperor: I am in charge of the way of heaven! Tathagata: You have been beaten by a monkey~

Jade Emperor: I have experienced 17,500 disasters! Tathagata: You have been beaten by a monkey~

Jade Emperor: Can we not mention monkeys...

Tathagata: Your sister (Yao Ji) was slept by a mortal. Jade Emperor:...

Tathagata: Your daughter (Weaver Girl) was slept by mortals. Jade Emperor:...

Tathagata: Your niece (Three Holy Mothers) was slept by mortals.

Jade Emperor: Let’s continue talking about monkey~]

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Zixing didn't know the goods and couldn't tell that the golden-retrievered ape made a "sea of ​​flowers", but in fact he deliberately showed his unique skills.

According to legend, there is a so-called "one flower and one world". It is nothing to create an ordinary "sea of ​​flowers". There are also "alphabets" who pretend to be magical and evil in the world who can use this method. But if you go deep into the inside of each flower in front of you, you can see one different illusory world after another.

Being able to create so many "worlds" at the same time (although it is only illusory, far from creating thousands of "real worlds"), has proved that the future achievements of the Golden Retriever Ape are unlimited.

The Golden Retriever Ape, without waiting for Zixing and Grandpa Zhu to tell his purpose, first pointed at Zixing and asked Grandpa Zhu another question: "This kid looks weak and you are not strong enough, why should you help him stand out?"

Zi Xing curled his lips: This monkey asked knowingly. If you take my body from me, you should have investigated and understood my situation in advance. Would you not know the relationship between me and Ms. Jiang? Would you not know the relationship between Ms. Jiang and Grandpa Zhu?

Zi Xing’s idea is a bit similar to being a super “little white-faced” and relies on nepotism to gain benefits. But this guy has a strong backer in this world of cultivation, but he is not ashamed of it at all, but rather proud.

Well, if Zixing takes a step back, even if he knows that he is labeled as a "super little white face", he will probably replace the "little white face" theory with his decent "love theory"-

From strangeness to love, our hearts move towards our goals along different tracks, and finally collided together, just like two non-parallel rays on the plane. No matter how far we go, they will eventually intersect to a point, and everything becomes very natural. The two hearts are also merged together, not separated from each other, and finally continue along the same track and reach the end together. This is love.

If anyone dares to equate such a great relationship with "bringing. Raising a Little White Face", Ms. Jiang and Grandpa Zhu will be angry no matter how well they are in cultivation.

...

However, at this moment, Grandpa Zhu seemed to have not seen the golden-retrievered ape pretending to be stupid, and told the monkey seriously: he regarded "Jiang Wenqiang" as his granddaughter, while "Jiang Wenqiang" was all focused on Zixin...

The Golden Retriever Ape said disapprovingly: "The woman's mind is changing. How can the old man be sure that your 'granddaughter Jiang Wenqiang' will always like that kid? I don't think it's necessary..."

Zixing doesn't like to listen to these words.

He couldn't help but laugh at him, "It seems that you know women of the opposite sex very well. Even if you have lived for tens of thousands of years, you are still a male who has never had a relationship or a marriage. You don't understand the girl's mind at all..."

"You are a little brat! How many men and women can you understand the thoughts of men and women!" The golden-retrievered ape was so dull that he couldn't help but feel angry.

Zixing looked proud: "Not only do I know more than you, I can also count the emotional journey of men and women from 'new birth' to 'old age'..."

After hearing Zixing's arrogant words, Grandpa Zhu became interested and asked Zixing to explain in detail. The old man lived no longer than the golden-reseeded ape. When it comes to "emotional experience", it is also blank. Naturally, he is also willing to listen to Zixing's "high opinions", which is considered to be a blind eye in this regard.

Zixing is also a super-candidad person. He counts carefully with his fingers: "... [0 - 5 years old] The closest object for girls → Mom. The closest object for boys → Mom. [6 - 10 years old] The girl → Just not an annoying boy! Male → The boy who can accompany me to bully girls."

"【At 11 - 15 years old】People close to women → Big brothers of fifteen, six, seven or eight years old, don't be the savages of the same age!People close to boys → Football, basketball, tennis, table tennis...【At 16 - 20 years old】People → I want the "handsome guy" that everyone calls me about when they are about seventeen or eighteen years old! Male → Women, just women!"

"【At 21 - 25 years old】 A woman's closest object → A mature man aged 25-29 years old must have a career foundation, taste and talent... A man's closest object → A woman with a beautiful and figure of 20-24 years old. [At 26 - 30 years old] A woman → A man who insists on being older than himself. Male → A woman with a beautiful and figure of 20-24 years old."

"【When you are 30-40 years old】 A woman's closest object → A good man who is in harmony with his heart. A man's closest object → A woman with a beautiful and stature aged 20-24 years old [When you are 40-50 years old] Female → Men. Male → A woman with a beautiful and stature aged 20-24 years old. [When you are 50-60 years old] Female → A man who can live with him. Male → A woman with a beautiful and stature aged 20-24 years old."

"【At 70-80 years old】The closest object for a woman → the man I found in my fifties and sixties is best not to take care of myself. The closest object for a man → a beautiful and statured woman aged 20-24.【At 80-90 years old】The closest object for a woman → a man who died later than herself. The man → Although I am presbyopic and can't see clearly...but I still hope it is 20-24..."

"Summary: Since men's age 20, their needs for women have become very dedicated..."

...

When I heard Zi Xing’s wonderful theory that could be included in the “psychological tutorial”, the Golden Retriever’s Great Ape and Grandpa Zhu both felt something was right.

Although it sounds like a "fallac" policy, it is not empty.

However, Zixing's final "summary" made these two people feel "hilarious". This guy can really "turn the black and white".

The golden-retrievered ape believed that he was not as good as Zi Xing, so he had no choice but to get back to the point: "Let's just say it's serious. You two probably have to 'get the Three Treasures Hall for nothing'. After that, what's the purpose of running to such a ghost place?"

Zi Xing rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think we want to come here? If it weren't for such extraordinary activities, Grandpa Zhu and I wouldn't bother to come to this ghost place."

Knowing that guy was "pretending to be stupid", Zixing decided to make the words clear. Otherwise, he wouldn't know when he would take a walk around in circles.

The golden-retrievered ape was still "confused" and murmured: "What 'extraordinary thing' have I done?"

Seeing its behavior, Grandpa Zhu felt unhappy and was about to say "expose" it.

At this moment, the golden-retrievered ape screamed: "I understand. You must know that I discovered the magic of that thing, so you want to come and share the benefits."

This guy actually beat him up.

Zi Xing was furious and furious: This guy instructed his confidant to rob my "body of the deity". Now he was so embarrassed to insist that it was its thing. He didn't lie or make a draft! Don't you go and see who the "body of the deity" looks exactly like, hum!

In fact, frankly speaking, Zixing's view that "whoever looks like the stolen 'body' will judge who it belongs to" does not conform to the ordinary concept of this world of cultivation. In this world of "the prey on the weak", "whoever has the hands of the things belong to whom it belongs" is in line with the cognition of mainstream ideas.

Just like a "slave" without personal freedom, he cannot declare with confidence: I am mine.

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"What other magical things can you find when you hide in this ghost place?" Grandpa Zhu's mind had not turned around yet.

"I'm talking about 'memory fragments'." The Golden Retriever Ape said: "That's a good thing. Have you never heard of it?"

Oh, it turns out that it refers to "memory fragments", not talking about my "original body"?

Zixing was a little surprised.

Grandpa Zhu sneered: "Of course we have heard of 'memory fragments'. But that thing is not a rare thing, there are too many here. It's useless if I want it... I'll take a step back and say that even if I come to get 'memory fragments', it has nothing to do with you and you have no right to interfere."

Zi Xing came back to his senses and was still concerned about his own personal interests the most. He said to Grandpa Zhu: "Grandpa, that guy is clearly 'the evil guy complains first'. He said this on purpose to divert our attention. Grandpa, have you forgotten what the purpose of our trip is?"

After Zixing reminded me, Grandpa Zhu also felt that it made sense.

He suddenly realized: "Yes, you cunning monkey! You ordered a group of 'demon thieves' to steal Zixin's body. What do you mean? Now the master has come to the door. If you know what you know, please hand over Zixin's body! Otherwise, don't blame us for being rude."

The reaction of the Golden Retriever Ape was somewhat unexpected.

It looked confused and asked strangely: "Who is Zixin? Who stole Zixin's body?"

This guy actually denied it completely. Zi Xing couldn't help but point his nose and couldn't help but point his hand at his nose: "See clearly, 'Zi Xin' is me. Don't think that you commanded a group of subordinates to steal my body, and did it seamlessly without knowing it. Humph, we are fully sure that my body was taken to this ghost place by your minions. Although I don't know what you want to steal my body? But I will never give up my body... Grandpa Zhu will also help me to return it. If you don't hand over my body, we will never give up..."

The Golden Retriever Ape was not afraid of him at all.

It is like a "deadbeat" who owe money, denying that he instructed his subordinates to "steal" Zi Xing's body.

Your opponent is not scary about playing hooligans. The most terrifying thing is that your opponent with strong strength is that you "play hooligans".

Zixing began to feel a little tricky.

Based on the familiar positive image of the monkey in his impression, he never thought that the golden-retrievered ape would "play" - he would not admit that he had sent someone to rob Zixing's body.

Could it be that there is really only one left to fight and descend the Golden Retriever Ape with its strength?

Zi Xing, who was helpless, couldn't help but turn around and look at Grandpa Zhu, wondering what he had to say.

Grandpa Zhu frowned. This expression made Zixing's heart sank. Could it be that Grandpa Zhu is not sure that he can deal with the golden-retriever ape in front of him?

The biggest backer seems to be less reliable. So what should he do? Where should he go?

At this moment, the Golden Retriever Ape spoke first and said: "I said that no one was sent to steal the boy's body. If you still believe it, you can search here yourself to see if the things you are looking for are hidden? Anyway, this ghost place is not very big, so it is easy to find it all here."

This guy is very heroic. In Zixing's eyes, the "bottom level of hell" is not big in the eyes of the golden-retriever ape. Perhaps, in the eyes of it and Grandpa Zhu, this place is at best like an "amusement park".

Grandpa Zhu thought about it and accepted such a proposal.

To be honest, Grandpa Zhu only entered the "bottom level of hell" at this moment, and also had to take care of the soul of Zixing. Under such restrictions, Grandpa Zhu was unwilling to challenge the golden-retrievered ape who seemed to be strong.

...

A faint green light emerged from Grandpa Zhu's "soul body". This light spreads around like clouds and mist, heading towards all directions.

From the outside, Grandpa Zhu is more like Li Hun from the underworld. In Zi Xing's memory, ghosts are usually green and bright (the "sequelae" left after watching too many Hong Kong ghost movies.)

Zi Xing knew that Grandpa Zhu began to use magical techniques such as "soul search". He was not willing to be lonely, so he used the "Eye of Hongmeng" and swept around aimlessly.
To be continued...
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