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Chapter 193 The Immortal's Secret News A Luo Basket

Chapter 193: The Immortal Secrets

Understand that the "Four Non-Features" are experiencing a similar fate to the "greatest monkey in history", Zixing looked at it with a sympathetic look.

Should I accept the "Beast Control Ring"? Or would I just refuse?

This is a problem.

According to the general idea, the benefits are not yet gained at all, so I have to lose my freedom in vain, which is simply an extremely unfavorable deal. However, the "Four Nosense" has had dealing with Grandpa Zhu for many years, and has confidence in his "character" and his strength... Therefore, although "losing freedom" made it feel lost in its heart, it finally rationally accepted Grandpa Zhu's "conditions".

The "beast-controlling ring" is really big from the perspective of ordinary people. It can be used as a "collar" for children.

However, referring to the huge size of the "Four Nos" and "Beast Control Ring" can only be used as a "nose ring" for it...

Uh, rude! Why did Zixing only think of the "beast-controlling ring" that can be used as a "four-like" nose ring instead of "earrings"? After all, it was because he was deeply poisonous in his previous life.

In "Journey to the West", all the plots mentioned in which the gods impose "beast control rings" on monsters are directly pressed on the monster's nose - and then tied a "immortal rope" to the ring, and the "monster beast" can be led away like a cow. Humph, this is how immortals often get the "mount".

In the world of gods, we emphasize "strength is respect" and "absolute control". For example, the long-term business philosophy emphasized by modern enterprises is "retaining people in career, retaining people's treatment, and retaining people's feelings", which immortals do not consider at all.

"Keep people in career"? Bah!

They all turned "monster beasts" into their own "house slaves" or even "mounts". What's the "mount slaves" have "development prospects"? Not any "monster beast" has a "white dragon turning into a horse" that can be named "Eight Heavenly Dragons" after more than ten years of "Tang Monk" to obtain scriptures in the West! After all, Tang Monk's mount, the White Dragon Horse, was born in the "dragon clan", with a high starting point and a strong relationship. The Buddha of Tathagata had to give him some face and a good title...

"Retaining treatment for people"? Bah!

It was originally a feasible solution. Those "immortals" who can use the "Beast Control Ring" to collect monsters seem to be quite stingy, and no one has ever given his "mount" any benefit...

In the "Journey to the West World", didn't "Tathagata" indulge his disciples to accept a "purple gold bowl" by a monk in the Tang Dynasty before he was willing to officially "preach the scriptures"? "Tathagata" explained that collecting a "purple gold bowl" is just "meaning" and does not break the "rules" - to give other rich mortals, just "saying the sutra once" will "collect three dou and three liters of gold rice grains" and it is still a low price...

"Take mercy"? Bah!

Originally, this is even more "cheap" and more feasible. But most of those "immortals" have a arrogant personality. Even the eternal love classics such as "Seven Fairies with Dong Yong" and "Weaver Girl with Cowherd" in the world are unfavorable. The natural feelings are cold and weak - if those great immortals and gods make "emotional investment" in the "mounts" they receive, it's better to avoid it? It's absolutely impossible - unless the "mounts" are an illegitimate child of a "power" who cultivates the truth, they have "investment" value.

Most of the "upper class" in the cultivation world are so "realistic".

Just like Grandpa Zhu, in Zixing's eyes, he can be regarded as a "humanistic" "cultivation master". However, after a careful analysis, Grandpa Zhu seems to only look at "Jiang Yatou" and those who are close to Jiang Yatou. Grandpa Zhu is still too lazy to win over it with his feelings, so he directly gives it a "beast-controlling ring" to save worries and troubles!

...

The "Four No-Share" had no room for rejection, and she sighed and took over the "Beast Control Ring".

Sure enough, it obediently placed the "beast-controlling ring" between its two "nostrils". As soon as the "beast-controlling ring" came into contact with its nose, it took the initiative to buckle it.

Zixing has been opening the "Eye of Hongmeng", so he can see it very clearly.

After the "beast-controlling ring" clamped the flesh between the nose of "Sibuli", it spread one after another "invisible ripples" and rushed towards the inside of the huge flesh. The target pointed directly at the "remnant soul" in the brain area of ​​the "Sibuli".

The "invisible ripples" after another form an invisible net, firmly setting up the "four-like" residual souls...

Well, I guess after chanting the relevant spells, the "Beast Control Ring" can directly torture the residual soul of the "Four Nos" instead of its flesh and body, which will cause the "Four Nos" to cause great pain of "unexpectedly".

Uh, when Zi Xing saw this, he finally solved a long-lasting mystery in his heart.

He had thought it was quite strange before: the "beast-controlling ring" only buckles the nose of the monster. When the monster is fierce and breaks a small part of the nose, can't it break free from the "binding" and restore its freedom? It's not that you can't live without the "nose"? At most, it's ugly... There are also news reports that ordinary people can survive if they are bitten by a dog...

Now, the mystery has finally been solved. It turns out that the "Beast Control Ring" actually directly "bound" the soul of the monster.

In addition, Zi Xing thought of a deeper question: Grandpa Zhu's "beast-controlling ring" only binds a wisp of residual souls of the "Four-Dislikes", which must help this wisp of residual souls obtain the dominance of the entire "Four-Dislikes Main Soul" so that it can completely control the extremely powerful "Main Soul"...

This is a complementary thing. No wonder the "four-defying" in front of me was not worried that Grandpa Zhu would not help it realize his wish after controlling it...

They are all guys who are so stingy!

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That night, according to Grandpa Zhu's advice, he temporarily stayed at the entrance of this "Hell Realm".

Grandpa Zhu wanted to stay in this "hell world" because he had something to discuss with Zixing. So, that night, Grandpa Zhu and Zixing lived in the same "natural cave".

Zi Xing has a rare opportunity to get close to Grandpa Zhu, the "big man in the cultivation world", so of course he would not refuse.

After contacting, I found that the old man, Grandpa Zhu, was quite talkative, and he was also very "open-minded" at heart.

For example, Grandpa Zhu actually saw at first glance that the "infant body" that Zixing is using now has the same bloodline as him, so Grandpa Zhu is 100% sure that this "infant body" must be "Zi Xing's illegitimate son"! However, although Grandpa Zhu spoils "Jiang Yatou", he also believes that "three wives and four concubines" is natural for a good man. Therefore, Grandpa Zhu solemnly promised Zixing that he would never tell this to "Jiang Yatou"...

After some contact, Zixing finally "guided Grandpa Zhu as a fellow traveler". They are both "cool" characters of the same type, and they should be loved by heroes.

Knowing that Grandpa Zhu is such an "interesting" person, Zi Xing also let go and asked him directly the sensitive question of "Why did grandpa stay well in the cultivation world?" that he was very interested in.

Grandpa Zhu also felt that Zixing was very appetizing, so he didn't refuse to answer the question. He explained vaguely, saying that he had hundreds of thousands of years ago (this number made Zixing dizzy), and was also a "romantic person". He had experiences similar to Zixing, but in short, he accidentally created a "illegal girl".

Later, the illegitimate daughter grew up and gained a glorious position in the cultivation world. Once she came forward to compete for a "real power position" in the heavenly world, asking her father to help her work, and secretly defeated a powerful male competitor through a powerful network of relationships and operated to that position.

It was nothing at all, but Grandpa Zhu learned afterwards that the "male competitor" who was competing for the rank of his "illegitimate daughter" was actually his "illegitimate son".

Grandpa Zhu's "male illegitimate son" hated Grandpa Zhu since then because of this "out of election incident". The father and son are like strangers.

It was from that time that Grandpa Zhu gradually faded out of the world of cultivation and no longer wanted to be involved in the power struggle.

...

This "old-blooded" plot made Zixing speechless. If Grandpa Zhu was talking nonsense, it would be fine. If it was true, then his "love history" really did not seduce everyone to continue reading.

Suppose that the "saint Nuwa" is the "illegal daughter" of Grandpa Zhu who "successfully fought for the throne", Zixing would feel that the "love history" that Grandpa Zhu disclosed to him was extraordinary... The "illegal daughter" is not Nuwa, it is an unforgettable old-fashioned story.

You should know that in the past life, the "secret history of gods and immortals" collected by Zi Xing was definitely not as old as Grandpa Zhu.

Of course, "vulgar" is the same "vulgar".

For example, Zi Xing once heard a Q-version secret history of the immortals about "Journey to the West", which is somewhat similar to Grandpa Zhu's "love history", but that secret history is much more interesting than Grandpa Zhu's "love history".

It originated from the fact that the "mythical world" has made great strides into a "modern society", so "keeping pace with the times" has become the main theme of the times. The Jade Emperor decided to carry out political, institutional and reform, and ordered a pilot "elective system" in the cultivation world.

"Guanyin" was very happy to learn about the above news.

You should know that Putuo Mountain (Guanyin's residence) is isolated in the sea and is remote; and now that science is developed, there are fewer people who believe in Buddhism, and the income of incense has dropped sharply. Every month, "Guanyin" handed most of the incense money collected by the "Tianting", and the remaining money in her hands is not much, and the population of Putuo Mountain is increasing year by year - in short, life is not easy. If you can get a "fat" in the Heavenly Court and enjoy the financial subsidies of the "Tianting", life will be better.

Before the election, "Guanyin" filled in many forms, paid the election deposit, and finally passed the qualification review.

The position she was running for was the "Head of the Embassy of the Heavenly Court to the Human World".

You should know that there are constant conflicts on the way to obtain the scriptures. Every time there are trivial matters, the Jade Emperor always summons "Guanyin" to negotiate and resolve them; if there are any disputes in the world, "Guanyin" will also come forward to settle them. "Guanyin" then feels that he has rich experience and good practical operational abilities in dealing with the relationship between gods, people and demons, and the above position is her. As a result, most observers in the "Six Realms" are under the glasses.

After the immortals voted, the number of votes "Sister Guanyin" received was only two; while the monk Tang Seng (Guanyin's competitor), who went to the West to obtain scriptures, won the votes of all the other immortals and was finally elected with a high vote.

"Sister Guanyin" was heartbroken by this side of "voting result". She cried for several days, and after many twists and turns, she finally found the inside story...

Well, I have to start from the beginning again.

Back then, Bajie teased Chang'e, and the Jade Emperor was furious and wanted to chop off his head. If it weren't for the good old man Taibai Jinxing, who came forward to rescue him, Bajie would have finished playing.

This matter is very strange and has inside information. Just imagine, Zhu Bajie was in charge of the position of "Marshal Tianpeng" at that time and was in charge of the "navy" in the heavens. Didn't he just drink some wine and tease a high-level maid? He was forced to behead him, demoted him to the lower world, and become a pig's head?

After many years, "Guanyin" understood it - it turned out that Bajie and Chang'e were old lovers, but Chang'e was born really well, "looking back and smiling, the six palaces were full of charm without any color." So, at a dance party, "Tatagata" fell in love with Chang'e. Chang'e was not a chaste woman (I had married "Houyi long before I went to Tianpeng Marshal). "Brother Tathagata" finally successfully developed her "unspoken rules" and became an underground lover.

This is also difficult for Bajie. "Tathagata" is the ceo of the Western Paradise. It has a high power and a wealth of billions of yuan. The "believers" and "relationship network" that have developed are spread throughout the six realms, and it is incomparable.

Marshal Tiancan then withdrew from this dangerous "emotional game" with awareness of the current affairs.

Unfortunately, Chang'e became pregnant later, and it was certain that it was the "seed" of "Brother Tathagata". "Tatagata" was very anxious. He had a high reputation among the six realms and was a representative of "not close to women". "Tatagata" thought about it, but in order to maintain a good reputation, he came to Bajie again, wanting Bajie to take the blame.

Bajie is willing to "take the blame", but he has too much appetite and is tired of being the commander of the navy and wants to be the "Chairman of the Joint Conference of the Army, Navy and Air Forces" in the heaven. This is difficult. The "Chairman of the Joint Conference of the Army, Navy and Air Forces" in the heaven has always been in front of the "Erhuang God". He is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. Only when the military power is in his own hands can the Jade Emperor feel more at ease.

"Tathagata" and the Jade Emperor are both friends. Knowing where the Jade Emperor's bottom line is, they will never agree with Bajie's rude request. So "Tathagata" was too lazy to come forward to ask for this "human favor" for Bajie, so he directly rejected Bajie and told him not to have such delusions.

Bajie suffered this major setback for the first time in his career. He drank some wine and wanted to have a good talk with Chang'e and take the so-called "Madam's Route".

Now I was caught.

Tathagata and the Jade Emperor discussed it and sentenced "Master Tianpeng" to a gangster crime and demoted him to the land. Chang'e finally gave birth to a son, and "Tatagata" was very anxious and could not put the child in heaven. So he gave the illegitimate son a title: Jin Chanzi, and also let him go to the land.

After descending to the realm, the "Golden Cicadazi" became the famous Tang Dynasty monk - Tang Monk.

This trick "save the country in a curve" is quite effective! First, deport the illegitimate child, exercise, then let him gilt, and finally push him to the position of a high-ranking official - the position of "the head of the Embassy of the Heavenly Court to the Human World".

This is the deep reason why "Guanyin" and Tang Monk finally lost the election for the final victory in the competition for "the throne".

"Guanyin" was in tears. If she had known that Tang Seng had such a background, why would she have fought for her?

"Guanyin" was born in poverty and her parents died early. It was her own struggle that she was today.

Alas, if I had known that she would not have signed up for this damn election, she would have to face Tang Seng and indirectly "fight for her father"...

In the end, "Guanyin" was not only not able to get "fat" but was also squeezed out of Putuo Mountain. "Guanyin" also learned the inside story of "Sun Dasheng" and "same illness and compassion" with her.

After the "Seeking the Sutra", Sun Dasheng Wukong was sent to Huaguo Mountain... On the surface, "Tathagata" encouraged him to start his own business and force his "Huaguo Mountain Tourism Industry", but this is not the case.

Just imagine, Tang Seng is the son of Tathagata, and "seeking scriptures" means celebrating gold. Of course, it is enough to do superficial articles. The so-called ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties are actually all fake. Those big monsters and small monsters are all "extras", and they are all hired by "Tatagata" for money... Wukong beats them one by one and beats them to death. This makes "Tatagata" very difficult. People are all helping "Tatagata" to play the show, but they are all beaten to death by "Sun Monkey". Although "Tatagata" is a ceo, if you want to settle them one by one, you have to "black bleeding".

Therefore, after obtaining the scriptures, "Tathagata" openly transferred Wukong to "the civil servant establishment", but did not assign him any formal jobs, so he sent him back to Huaguoshan to develop the tourism industry.

It is said that "Sun Dasheng" is to actively develop the "Huaguoshan Tourism Industry" and lead the people in his hometown (all monkeys) to get rid of poverty and become rich, but "Tathagata" has not given him a penny to allocate (and does not help implement bank loans). This is a very telling...

Facts are better than grand debate. Reform and opening up for so many years, "Lianyungang" has not developed because "Lianyungang" has the hometown of Sun Dasheng, "Huaguoshan", and no gods dare to go there. ...

"Guanyin" only realized today that "Tathagata" had long been dissatisfied with her. The reason was that she also brought Zhu Bajie into the team to obtain scriptures.

In fact, we can’t blame "Sister Guanyin" for this! How could she know that Bajie is the love rival of Tathagata?

To be honest, since Bajie was demoted to the lower realm, after deep reflection, his hands became more and more slippery. Every time he encountered those "extras" who were paid by "Tathagata", Bajie threw down his rake and turned around and ran away.

Another member of the Buddhist scriptures, "Sha Seng", was also very cunning and always kept "low-key". Isn't there a popular saying on the Internet: Is the most advanced "pretending". Is it "low-key" the most "pretending" mean?...

Now, Bajie and Sha Seng are having a good time.

After Bajie returned to Heaven, he did not mention the old things, and nodded and bowed when he saw the "Tathagata", and looked like a standard slave. In addition, on the way to obtain the scriptures, he treated all kinds of "extras" with courtesy, especially his favorites from female compatriots. Now he has been successfully elected as the "Chairman of the Women's Federation of Human World".

Sha Seng has always been silent and said little, knowing but not talking, and saying nothing, and expressing no opinions on everything, so he did a good job and was elected as a "model worker in the heaven". "Social engagements" of all sizes have been constantly, and his body has developed in a "horizontal direction"...
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