Chapter 15: Escape with your wife and the house ()

If a bored person is interested in creating a ranking list for the "Immortal Xiaoqiang" in the world, Zixing will definitely be able to make it into the top three.

Unexpected incidents gathered to him, and the responsibility on his shoulders continued to increase. He originally planned to fight for the "custody of Nezha," but accidentally became responsible for her lifelong growth and happiness.

At the beginning, Zi Xing followed Dou E and roared a few times, "Oh my God, you mistakenly care about the wise and foolish things to be the heaven! Earth, what is the earth if you don't know the good or bad!" Zi Xing felt that she was even more unfair than Dou E.

But soon, Zi Xing of the Opti School cheered up again. He thought that he must not be "Dou E". The child prodigy Nezha has become a mother-in-law, and he will come to drive the trend of mother-in-law. Then he will become a woman-in-law, so why wouldn't he become a woman?

Zi Xing thought so much that he had goose bumps all over his body.

Immediately stop the wandering of my thoughts and comfort myself. Fortunately! Fortunately! It’s not so miserable that I have lost the scorching sun.

Zixing became a little grateful again.

Well, all the gods and horses are all over the world. The most urgent thing is to establish initial trust with the future concubine.

Zi Xing squeezed out a harmless smile on his face, spread his hands, and walked towards a freak as light as a dragonfly.

The ball suddenly looked like a frightened little animal, and with a "swoosh", it shrank to the corner.

Through the pictures in the "frame", Zixing clearly grasps the emotional fluctuations of Little Nezha in the "freak".

The expression on Nezha's little face was confused with a little anger.

"No. The little guy began to suspect that I had bad intentions towards her. Once the prejudice arose, it would be in trouble."

Zi Xing hurriedly retreated strategically, retreating to the back of the door, and set a distance of 60 meters from Little Nezha.

Zixing's mind was spinning quickly. He was screening out the tricks of "fighting affection" with small animals that he had heard or seen in his previous life.

By the way, there is a popular online book in which the male protagonist successfully signed a monster, using the most primitive "stupid method" - luring food.

I know. Zixing subconsciously has already regarded his appointed wife as a pet to implement the abduction plan.

Do it when you think about it.

Zi Xing turned around and came out of the "Linglong Tower", sneaked into the kitchen of Li's mansion like a thief.

The kitchen beam was hung with meat from various animals. Zi Xing found two large wooden barrels, threw all the pieces of meat into the barrel, and stuffed them all. It was filled with a large barrel. It was at least 500 kilograms.

Another empty bucket stuffed most of the buckets of fruits, dry firewood, kitchen knives, and meat forks.

Zixing, with his own strength, brought two barrels of supplies back to the "Linglong Tower".

It took only ten minutes to carry hundreds of kilograms of things. Public opinion in the capital said that he was "born divine power" and was not completely empty.

I quickly set up dry firewood, set fire, and used an iron fork to fork a large piece of what seemed to be venison, roasting it on the fire so that it dripped fat and dripped with aroma.

Zi Xing smiled like a big-tailed wolf now.

He took out the "beast cage" that looked very much like a jellyfish from the storage ring, spread it out, and spread it flat on the ground. The roasted venison dripping with sesame oil was placed on the "beast cage".

Suddenly, Zi Xing remembered something, and his smile froze on his face; his movements became stiff, and even the iron fork forks of venison was forgot to come out. After busy for a long time, he remembered the most fundamental question: What does that freak use to eat?

The freak looks like a pink balloon with a diameter of nearly one meter.

The balloon also has an "ventilated hole". This monster is round all over, pink and flawless, has no eyes, no nose, and no mouth.

"Oh. Break the limitations of the flesh membrane and before you really see this world, little Nezha had no good taste of the food in the world." Zi Xing realized that he had done something stupid.

A sudden burst of flowers in front of Zi Xing's eyes.

The "ball" bounced up like lightning, and the fragrant roasted venison was swept by the low altitude. In less than three seconds, it retreated back to the corner.

Zi Xing rubbed his eyes and turned his eyes to the corner of the wall. He found that the "beast cage" was funnyly covering the upper body of the "ball". The strange ball was still jumping and his actions were not affected at all.

"Oh, little Nezha already has the Nascent Soul stage cultivation level. The level of the beast cage is too low and it is invalid for her." Zi Xing remembered this.

After a long fuss, it was still futile.

Zi Xing clenched his fists and hummed Liu Huan's song in a few tones: "It's just starting over...ah..."

I was a little hungry and prepared to enjoy the roasted venison myself. Waste is shameful, and I can't waste anything I say. Isn't it right?

Hey, where is the roasted venison?

What is the situation of the gods?

There was only one "suspect" at the scene. Zi Xing subconsciously looked at her.

She looked directly at the freak with her right eye. She was staying innocently in the corner of the wall, ready to run away at any time; her left eye was looking at the picture inside the freak provided by the "frame"—

The cute little Nezha excitedly used her two white and tender little hands to hold up the fragrant venison meat that was twice as big as her head, and quickly bit it, and ate it so satisfyingly.

Zixing could even see clearly that she had grown baby teeth. Her tiny teeth were sharper than imagined.

At the beginning, the little Nezha glanced at the boy standing not far away from time to time. Later, he became happier and happier as he ate, and his favorability for the boy rose sharply, and his vigilance decreased, so he focused on dealing with the venison.

Zi Xing thought to himself: "Okay, stay in the 'placenta' and you can eat it like this. My future wife, please bless me to ascend the throne smoothly. Otherwise, I might not be able to support you, a little greedy person." In fact, he was very happy.

"Not good. That can't be eaten."

Zi Xing shouted anxiously.

Something happened again.

It turned out that when the little Nezha swept the clouds and chewed the venison almost to the point, the iron fork used for fork meat was revealed. The iron fork could be half as thick as Nezha's little arm.

Little Nezha curiously sniffed the iron fork with her little nose, then opened her mouth and started gnawing "click" and "click".

While chewing, I frowned, as if I was thinking that the smell was so much worse all of a sudden?!

But Little Nezha was born with a revolutionary style of "hardship and saving" and still had a bitter face and chewed the iron fork without wasting it.

Zi Xing was stunned.

Tsk, this tooth! This appetite! It seems that I misunderstood my little wife just now. She is easy to raise - even if you are so poor that you have no money to buy rice, you can just pick up some gravel, broken tiles, scrap copper and iron to feed her.

Zi Xing went to grill a large piece of beef, and forked the roast beef, trying to get close to the ball.

This time the ball did not hide from him.

Zixing can clearly see from close range: when the barbecue comes into contact with the pink skin of the ball, it "merged" into the inside without any obstacles. Little Nezha happily caught it with two small hands.

Zi Xing reached out to touch the top of the ball curiously.

Very smooth and has a body temperature several times higher than that of ordinary people.

The ball did not hide, but instead rubbed Zi Xing's legs and waist with her round body.

Zixing tried to put his hand into the inside of the ball, hoping to touch Nezha's little face, but he couldn't penetrate the surface of the ball at all.

Zi Xing strengthened his guess: the layer of spherical flesh membrane was most likely laid out by the female demon of the prehistoric world for self-protection.

If this speculation is true, Nezha would probably not have been recorded in "The Romance of the Gods" as recorded in "The Romance of the Gods", and then descended to the world as a normal human.

Could it be that Nezha needs to wait until his own strength reaches a certain level before he can break the ball out on his own?

Zi Xing couldn't remember how many times he sighed enviously: It's a big success! It's like Zhang Wuji was said to be unable to put it in his pocket and cultivate the Nine Yang Divine Art. Oh, why didn't this good luck come to me?

As mentioned earlier, Zixing is a standard Opium.

He then made a decision with no ambition: When his wife succeeded in learning, she would ask her to teach me the magic tricks for cultivating immortals. After all, we are also a genius with mutated spiritual roots.

Nezha is good, and he is good. So Zixing generously took out a piece of material used as a "strategic reserve" from the storage ring - the Demon Refining Stone.

According to the introduction of the "Pet Beast Farming Book", each piece of demon refining stone consumed can "randomly" improve the pet animal's qualifications within the scope allowed by the game.

In plain words, if you use the demon refining stone, the various data indicators of the pet animal's body can soar. As for the increase, it depends on luck. In addition to not being able to break through the highest number set by the game, it is possible to directly become a master of the tribulation stage from the Nascent Soul stage.

However, there are three restrictions on the use of "demon refining stones". Commonly known as the three iron laws.

First, the bearer must have the attribute of "demon"; second, he can only use the "demon refining stone" once in his life; third, once the "pet beast" uses the "demon refining stone" provided by XX, he can only recognize XX as his master. Until XX, he can only find a new master.

After the remnant soul of the little Nezha and the female demon of the prehistoric world were fused, they naturally had "demon attributes" on their bodies. "Demon Refining Stone" was theoretically effective for her.

Zixing provided her with "demon refining stones". From a kind-hearted perspective, she was helping Little Nezha "successfully exit from the seclusion" as soon as possible (leave the big round ball); if she interpreted maliciously, she wanted to "tickle" Nezha to his chariot in the most troublesome way. She truly became a community of shared destiny, and shared life and death in the future, and shared misfortunes and blessings.

The "Demon Refining Stone" entered the inside of the ball without any obstacles.

Zixing nervously watched Little Nezha's every move through the "frame".

After eating a large piece of roast beef, the little Nezha was satisfied and full.

A stone of a palm-sized size fell from above, and it happened to hit Nezha's little head.

She covered her forehead with her hands in pain, and looked blankly at the flesh wall on her head for a while. No abnormality was found.

He lowered his head and saw the "demon refining stone".

The aura emitted by the "Demon Refining Stone" made her feel very comfortable.

Little Nezha picked up the demon-refining stone with her hands, kept sniffing, and her expression became happy. She looked like an "addict" who had just knocked the medicine.

"Eat it soon! Eat it soon!" Zi Xing held both hands and shouted in his heart.

Knowing that Nezha's teeth were good, he hoped that she would refine the "demon refining stone" by "swallowing".

But Little Nezha didn't know what was going on. Even though he liked the "Demon Refining Stone" so much, he didn't eat it in the end, but carefully put it in the pocket in the middle of the red bellyband (Huntianling) and carefully put it away.

After accepting Zixing's "Demon Refining Stone" gift, the ball completely let go of its guard and his feelings for Zixing heated up.

Wherever Zixing goes, it will bounce. Within the "Linglong Tower", it becomes Zixing's little follower.
To be continued...