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Chapter 139 Beauty and the Beast(1/2)

Lingling and Zixing, Nezha, 138, Jinwu and others were in a mood all night.

It was not until the next morning that my thoughts finally turned around.

While Zixing was irritated, he also deeply understood a truth: "making a little bitch" is the patent of girls. Even girls like Lingling who look quite understanding will be troubled once they become stubborn.

...

The thing is like this: Zixing and several partners privately decided that Lingling had never heard of the name of "Zi Xin". It is necessary to explain to her that "Zi Xin" is the third prince of the Da Shang Dynasty. It is a member of the Da Shang royal family she hated.

Now that I don’t explain it clearly to the girl, I will let her understand that “The Third Prince of Zi Xin” is a victim like her, and it is easy to cause unnecessary misunderstandings.

An ordinary girl misunderstood him, that's nothing; she's afraid that the girl can pull a giant wolf to find you bad luck... The protagonist has been troublesome recently, and he must eliminate all unnecessary troubles in the bud!

...

As expected, Lingling was surprised when she heard Zixing's true identity. She was secretly glad that she had not told the "quasi-dangerous person" in front of her. Then she was worried that Zixing and the three girls would be unfavorable to her.

Zixing and 138 are both very talkative masters, and immediately used the "Sad Soldier Policy" with a tacit understanding.

In their mouths, Zixing was portrayed as a prince with "deep bitterness and hatred". His father was controlled by ambitious people. The country and people were in dire straits, waiting for the prince's rescue...

After the trial of "God will give great responsibilities to this man, the prince must first suffer his mind and mind, exhaust his muscles and bones, and do not act indiscriminately...", he finally appeared in the "savior" attitude of toner and returned to the stage of Chaoge...

Zi Xing, a guy who relied on his famous works in his previous life, shamelessly copied all the experiences of Shakespeare's most famous "The Prince's Revenge" (i.e., the protagonist of "Hamlet" and said it was his own.

The infectious power of classics is infinite.

It is true that the listener is sad, and the listener is crying. In short, Lingling could not withstand the powerful infectious power released by Zixing, believed in the story he told, and expressed deep sympathy.

It turns out that there are so many inside stories! The Great Shang royal family is not bad, but the bad one is the "female snake demon" who controls the old emperor!

That night, the kind Lingling didn't sleep all night.

She and Nezha, 138, "Xiaoya" rested in an abandoned tiger's den in the mountains and forests (the tiger in the cave had already become a sucking object of the giant wolf a few days ago).

Lingling's insomnia was not due to the poor environment.

She was always hesitant: I was worried about hiring my younger brother there. But if I took my younger brother out, I would meet Zixin and the others... Should I let Zixin and the others see her younger brother? This is a problem.

When he woke up the next day, Lingling had two red eyes.

Nezha casually cared: "Why haven't you seen your brother?" Lingling said nervously: "My brother is not in Chaoge now. I have already sent him to other state cities. He is very safe now and has nothing to do! You don't have to care..."

The girls didn't take it too seriously after hearing this. Zixing heard that Lingling was lying.

Zixing’s pair of “Hongmeng Eyes” is not a vegetarian.

He had clearly seen a basement dug out of artificially carved under the cave. A baby boy, who was not yet one year old, was lying in a nest made of hay, crying sadly, obviously very hungry.

Zi Xing probably thought that baby was Lingling's younger brother.

Lingling was still worried that the "members of the Da Shang royal family" would meet her younger brother.

From this point of view, you can imagine how lethal the rumor that "digs out the hearts and livers of children with four yangs" is so great.

Zixing has long had a deep understanding of this.

For example. In his previous life, Zi Xing once read a news report from the British Daily Mail, saying that a study pointed out that the proportion of men in rural Brazil's beastly intercourse is as high as 35%. The frequency of animals "**" varies from month to day.

The topic of human, beastly, intercourse, Zixing always sounds like a plot that only appears in the movie. In general, this behavior is even more disgusting than "same, sex, love" and "Zixing". Seeing the same, sex "***", Zixing may not be able to eat three meals a day; seeing the *** "***", the number of meals that he cannot eat will be at least two or three times.

But the report was so conclusive that it actually explained in detail that 35% of Brazil's "Beasts and Fellowship" campaign had been carried out, targeting donkeys, cattle, pigs, chickens... and even other animals with a smaller breeding population.

Compared with developed countries, Brazil's bestiality is mostly caused by poor people and illiterate people; while in developed countries such as the United States, senior intellectuals prefer this special "movement".

Finally, the Daily Mail also kindly reminded: men who have been "sanitary" with animals have twice the risk of infectious diseases than other men, and they have higher risk of other sexual and infectious diseases (this is not necessary to remind you at all, something that fools know).

...

After reading that report, Zi Xing's perception of Brazilian men (especially rural men) was completely reduced to negative numbers.

As I imagine, there is no difference between Brazilians and indigenous people in primitive society!

He had several opportunities to travel abroad and travel to North and South America, and he deliberately avoided Brazil, a vast country. He was completely disgusted by the Daily Mail report.

Until a few years later, Zi Xing accidentally talked about the above incident with a friend who studied medicine. The other party told him: In fact, the research was the research result of Stemio de Cassio zequi, a "Sao Paulo urinary physician."

But my friend questioned the result: because Dr. Sequi's research was only a study of 492 Brazilian men.

My friends think that it is unscientific and unrigorous. It is suspected of being sensational. Many unfamous medical figures rely on throwing out some specious "research results" to gain fame and wealth...

Zi Xing suddenly realized: It turns out that hundreds of millions of Brazilian men were actually "represented" by the 492 Brazilian men in the research data.

It’s really good things that don’t go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles away. Brazilian men took the blame for some reason.

But "misunderstanding clarification" is "misunderstanding clarification", Zi Xing has never felt good about Brazil's country since then. He feels that Brazilian men are a little "low-class".

Now, before Zixing "traveled through time", Brazil's presidential election elected the first female president - it was replaced by women to be the master of the country. Ou...

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No matter what, Lingling's younger brother was hungry all night because of their reasons. Zi Xing was still very conscientious and felt a little guilty.

After Zixing realized that his party had caused trouble to Lingling, he quietly reached out and pulled Nezha while the girl was not paying attention.

Nezha turned around in surprise and looked at him. Zixing hurriedly made a "silence" action at her, and then pointed outside.

Nezha came outside with him obediently. Zi Xing told her everything about his discovery.

Zixing asked Nezha to inform 138 and Jinwu. Everyone pretended to be unaware of it and walked aside, giving Lingling time to deliver food to her poor brother.

Everyone has no shortage of love for babies and has accepted Zixing's advice.

One of the reasons I made up for Lingling is that Zixing, Nezha, 138, Jinwu made a reservation for a piece to go to the jungle to hunt and prepare food for the past few days.

...

Zixing is not for no reason. Early in the morning, he is so idle that he opens the "Eye of Hongmeng" to see the scenery.

Although it is easy to open the "Eye of Hongmeng" for him to be like "login to QQ" in his previous life. To be honest, the average time he spent on QQ in his previous life was no more than a quarter of an hour.

When he arrived in the jungle, Zi Xing asked the three women to complete the hunting task. He himself picked a large bluestone that looked very clean by the rain and sat down. He posed as a famous foreign stone carving work "The Mediterrane".

In fact, Zi Xing is fully utilizing the magical functions of his "Hongmeng Eyes".

When he came to Chaoge a few days in advance, he came to the capital city that has now become the sphere of influence of "Evil Nuwa", Zixing couldn't help but feel like walking on thin ice. He couldn't fight a war that was unsure. Therefore, he decided to use the "Eye of Hongmeng" to first explore the palace and explore the current situation of the woman and his father, Emperor Yi.

Zi Xing is more proficient in this "Eye of Hongmeng".

To be honest, Hongmeng's Eye is similar to the "spy satellite" in his previous life. Although military reports have repeatedly exaggerated the advanced satellite technology to the point where it can clearly capture the facial features of a child on the ground. But it is a "one-sided report" to deceive the country bumpkins.

It’s not that spy satellites cannot do this, but that they must first lock in the “object” before they can conduct reconnaissance and shooting... Otherwise, in the vast sea of ​​people, you don’t know where the object you want to observe is hiding. How to shoot it?

Similarly, Zi Xing wants to see if he explores the current situation of "Evil Nuwa" and Di Yi, he must first "find out" them.

Zi Xing estimated that the most common place for "Evil Nuwa" now is the palace. Zi Xing listed the Da Shang Palace as the first place to observe "Eye of Hongmeng".

Of course, my luck was not so good that I discovered the whereabouts of "Evil Nuwa" at a glance.

One by one road, one by one house, one by one palace maid... Zi Xing looked carefully and felt like he used "Google Map" to learn about some famous attractions in his previous life.

From the deadly face of the palace maid, you can smell a depressing atmosphere. From this atmosphere, it can be inferred that during the period of the palace, "Evil Nuwa" implemented a high-pressure governance.

While expressing sympathy for people who have lived in the palace recently, Zi Xing actively and seriously conducted a dragnet-style investigation, looking for his intended goals.

As he watched, Zi Xing gradually relaxed.

I was thinking about the wild and wild thoughts in my mind. I thought that the "Eye of Hongmeng" still lacked the same shooting function, otherwise it would be like carrying a "camcorder" with me. The recorded things are equivalent to TV, which makes the people in this world lacking entertainment watch, and they are absolutely crazy... He can't be Steele Berg, at least comparable to the great director Lao Mouzi in China...

While yelling, Zi Xing's eyes suddenly appeared briefly dull.

He saw a wonderful scene that was fascinating. However, strictly speaking, it should be classified as a "restrictive level".

From a few keywords, we can confirm that it is indeed "restricted": girl, broad clothes, butt, toilet...

"I happened to see a little palace maid going to the toilet... Well, the ancient toilets were similar to the water toilets in rural China in the 1960s and 1970s. It was so black that it was so easy to touch such toilets, it was like playing acrobatics..."

Suddenly, Zi Xing found that the wooden door of the toilet that was hidden was pushed open.

Hey, the palace maid is so careless that she doesn't even close the toilet door and "the water in the Yellow River splashes"? Isn't it a chance for those big-tailed wolves to take advantage of it?

The next moment, Zi Xing saw clearly: the one who used his head to open the wooden door that was covered with his head was a monster as big as a calf.

The reason why it is called a "monster" is because Zixing doesn't recognize it.

The monster was covered with green and long green hair, wrapping its entire body; its mouth looked like a bird's beak; it looked like a "mammal" animal, but it grew a pair of small fleshy wings under its ribs...

It feels like the "four-like" mounts of Jiang Taigong in the pictures Zi Xing have seen are not as ugly as the green-haired monster.

The palace maid seemed to know the green-haired monster and said intimately: "A Lu, why are you in? You have to stay outside obediently and guard the gate for me."

The green-haired monster didn't listen and still went into the cottage to rub against the palace maids.

Early in the morning, I saw an unknown palace maid with her butt exposed, and a male animal standing in front of her...

Zixing admitted that he had no choice but to associate it in the direction of evil and evil.

Zi Xing's mind is full of content that is more "limited" than "limited". There is no way. Who told him that he had just recalled the slandering reports of the Daily Mail about 35% of Brazilian men that he had read in his previous life... It would be strange if he didn't associate it in this way, that would be unreasonable...

Fortunately! Fortunately! The legendary ugly behavior did not happen under his nose.

The little palace maid had a green-haired monster acting as a "spectator" on the side, and unconsciously accelerated the speed of going to the toilet.

After dealing with the urgent problem, the little palace maid tied her trousers and patted the green-haired monster's head twice, and said with a smile: "A Lu, are you hungry? Then go back with me. The Queen Mother probably has prepared your favorite food for you..."
To be continued...
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