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Chapter 136 Oops, go back to Chaoge ahead of schedule!

Zi Xing also felt puzzled.

I thought there were several "cute mother-level" masters who joined forces to deal with Dian Qianqiu, and that guy should be able to capture it easily, just like a goshawk snatching a rabbit. Unexpectedly, there would be a strange thing that would disappear out of thin air.

Zi Xing was in a very depressed mood!

Let’s make an inappropriate analogy: Zi Xing once saw an absolute first couplet in his previous life. He thought about it for three days and three nights and couldn’t think of the neat second couplet. The feeling of depression at that time was somewhat similar to today.

The background of the first couplet is a metaphor specifically describing newlyweds. It says: "At night attack on Pearl Harbor, the beauty was frightened (sex)."

Zixing couldn't think of the second couplet and was frustrated for several days. However, this also proves from another perspective that our Zixing classmate is very pure.

Why do you say so?

It turned out that the above "absolute" was finally matched by someone. The one who matched the second couplet was a super colored man who called the wind and rain on the forum of adults. Zixing occasionally met this "senior master" on the xx forum and asked him for advice. He returned disdainfully for convenience: "What's the difficulty!" In less than half a minute, the second couplet was given-

"Two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany (have to surrender."

Spicy Gobi! You can't accept it. The sea is boundless, and there is still a mountain high! The other party not only gives the second couplet neatly, but also uses a "metaphor" to describe the wedding night of newlyweds.

Zi Xing immediately expressed his respect for the "lustful and devil" of the "lustful and devil" of the "lustful and devil" of the "lustful and devil".

The other party thought that he was flattered by others. When he was happy, he said that there should be a "horizontal draft" for couplets. So he gave Zixing another "horizontal draft" for free.

The whole pair is as complete as "seamless"—

First couplet: Night attack on Pearl Harbor, the beauty was frightened (sex)

Second couplet: Two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany (obtained) surrender

Horizontal draft: World War II!

This time, Zi Xing was not only impressed, but also overdrawn his eight-life admiration to the man on the other end of the "network".

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By the way, let Dian Qianqiu disappear out of thin air under his nose, just like Zi Xing's depression after the first couplet was released.

Zixing forgot that next, there was a "surprise" waiting for him to get the "second couplet".

After the depression lasted for a while, Zi Xing heard Gu Paner, who had been huddling in the corner and watching the battle tremble, and suddenly reminded him: "Your Highness Zixin, be careful behind you!"

Zixing has this advantage in dealing with people and life: he can listen to other people's advice at critical moments.

As soon as he received Gu Paner's warning, Zixing did not hesitate to rush a mutant energy in his body to his back, making his back an extremely hard "golden back".

It was dealt with too timely!

Zi Xing had just turned his back into a "golden back", and the Dian Qianqiu, who disappeared out of thin air, suddenly appeared behind Zi Xing, with a hideous smile on his face, and he suddenly reached out to grab Zi Xing's back.

Although he was caught by Dian Qianqiu, who was "elusive", the attacker was the one who suffered.

Dian Qianqiu grabbed Zixing's back with one hand. The five fingers covered with magic power were no harder than the back created by "Hongmeng Purple Liquid" and "mutated Yuanli".

Two crisp "pa" sounds, the tragic Dian Qianqiu couldn't insert his five fingers into Zi Xing's back, but there were two unlucky fingers that were broken all of a sudden.

After Zi Xing escaped the disaster in a thrilling way, he quickly left Dian Qianqiu and jumped to Gu Paner, leaning against the fog wall of the "storage space" behind him, and looking vigilantly at the guy who "appeared out of thin air".

He really couldn't figure it out! How could Dian Qianqiu have such a shocking magical power that "disappears out of thin air" and "appears out of thin air"?

Zi Xing was also obsessed with Japanese comics for a while in his previous life. It feels like the magical powers that Dian Qianqiu just used are a bit like the "instant movement" mentioned in the "Dragon Ball" by Zeng Fengfei for generations.

In the world of cultivation, are there really magical tricks like "move instantly"?

Thinking of this, Zi Xing looked at Dian Qianqiu with a little more alert look.

At this moment, Dian Qianqiu was holding his right hand with his left hand, with two broken fingers, while grinning his teeth and spreading the painful message, while looking at Zi Xing with a pair of shocked and suspicious eyes.

It seemed that he couldn't figure out: How could the back of the boy in front of him be so hard? This is too terrible! If the opponent's whole body is so hard, then he would have no way to deal with him!

"Golden Crow", 138, Nezha's eyes were also hit by Dian Qianqiu at this time. Nezha was the most straightforward, and he was puzzled in his heart, so he immediately asked the other party directly: "Hey, that hypocrite, what trick did you use just now? Hey, can you easily avoid the attack of 'Xiao Ya'?"

Dian Qianqiu calmed down and found that the three women formed a "encircle" against him again. However, the three women were still "stand still" for the time being and never launched an attack on him. But he could predict that the three women's joint attacks would definitely be several times more fierce than the previous one. The three women also looked very strong, and for the sake of face, they would definitely not let him escape for the second time.

However, Dian Qianqiu also had extraordinary confidence in the bargaining chips he had at hand. Therefore, he was not afraid of being surrounded by a powerful enemy.

He looked at Zhu Nu + Zi Xing with a proud look and said, "Little sister, you are so naive! Do you think I will tell you all your skills?"

Nezha was unhappy: "If you don't say it, you will beat you until you admit defeat!"

Dian Qianqiu said calmly: "I'm afraid you are not capable of catching me. If you can catch me, of course you have the final say in everything!"

"You just avoided the attack because we were careless! Do you really think it was your own skill?" Jin Wu was also angry: "We can't let you escape the second time."

"Then I can tell you a fact very responsibly: no matter how many times you try, you will never hurt a single hair of me." Dian Qianqiu boasted boldly.

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On this side, the two sides in the battle were fighting each other and engaged in an alternative confrontation. On that side, Zi Xing was not idle either.

He urgently contacted the "Box" and asked the "Box" to help him collect "information" about how Dian Qianqiu avoided the joint attack of the women.

Regarding this, perhaps because of the low level of confidentiality, the "frame" quickly came up with a satisfactory answer.

Dian Qianqiu obviously wants to escape from this "storage space".

Before Zixing could think about it carefully, he immediately jumped out, rushed over bravely, hugged Dian Qianqiu, trying to hold him back.

Unexpectedly, he and Dian Qianqiu rushed into the "remote portal" together-

He was taken to another place that Zixing never dreamed of!
Chapter completed!
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