Chapter 2: It's getting big!
Seeing Shi Hou's unpredictable expression, Shi Taoren was suddenly a little surprised, "The eldest prince..."
"Oh!" Shi Hou calmed down, "What have you brought back?"
"Oh!" Seeing that Shi Hou's expression had calmed down, Shi Daoren immediately put the bag in his hand on the collapse and stretched it out, "Look, what did the general and the queen bring you?"
"Wow!" Shi Hou was surprised at the things in the bag, "Good guy, antique! If you get this offspring..."
"Is this..." Shi Hou pointed to a dagger made of gold in it and said in surprise.
"This is a birthday gift from the general to His Highness the Prince. This year, the general led his troops to wipe out the Yellow Turban thieves who invaded the imperial city. He once wore this golden dagger with him. The general once killed five Yellow Turban thieves with this dagger..." Shi Daoren said with joy.
"He Butcher?" Shi Hou had long known who his uncle was, not because of his mother, Empress Dowager He, who is still a butcher now!
"You!..." When Shi Taoist heard Shi Hou's words, he was shocked, "Big Prince, don't speak nonsense!"
"Oh!" Shi Hou nodded immediately. He knew that his uncle's name was a bit indecent, but after thinking about it, his life was about to end in a few years. He couldn't help but sit down in disheartenedness, flipped through the gold, silver and jade artifacts in his bag, and sighed.
"Why did the prince sigh?" Shi Taoren couldn't help but be stunned, "Why is this Prince Huahua so strange today?"
"It's okay!" Shi Hou shook his head bored, looked at Taoist Shi, and said dejectedly: "Master, I've been here for more than 8 years, right?"
Taoist Shi was a little stunned: "The prince has indeed been here for more than 8 years." When he said this, Taoist Shi stopped, "This prince is really a bit strange. Is it because he misses his life in the palace? Or is it because his birthday is coming soon...? Alas! After all, I eat simple food here every day and there is not as much attention as the palace, so it is difficult for this prince to do it."
"Ten years old! There are only 5 years left at most!" Shi Hou sighed and then lay on the couch on his back.
"What's there still 5 years?" Shi Taoren was a little surprised and quickly stepped forward and pressed his hand on Shi Hou's forehead.
"I didn't have a fever!" Shi Hou opened Shi Taoist's hand and murmured involuntarily: "Is my life so miserable?"
"Prince should not be nonsense!" Hearing this, Dao Ren Shi was shocked and said to himself: "This kid is so tired of living. A big prince actually said that his life is miserable! Is there any reason for this?"
"Okay! Go take a shower!" Shi Hou no longer glanced at the bag, but immediately got up and wanted to leave.
"Slow!" Shi Taoist grabbed Shi Hou, "The eldest prince, these things..."
"I'm giving it to you!" Shi Hou waved his hand generously.
"Ah?" Shi Taoren was even more stunned. "This prodigal son... actually!... actually gave these palace tributes..."
"Let go!" Shi Hou was a little unhappy when he saw Shi Taoren pulling his sleeves blankly.
"Emperor!...Prince,...How much can these things be bought after being exchanged for money..." Shi Taoren pointed at the bag with a little stuttering.
"How much?" Shi Hou was stunned, and his heart suddenly became clear, "Damn! The King of Hell can plot against himself, can't he fight? Mom, I'm a prince now! As long as you have money, someone, and have power, and bullshit, who dares to kill me?"
"Put these things away first!" Shi Hou thought about it. He Jin made great contributions to eliminate the Yellow Turban thieves this year. It seems that the power in his hands has increased a lot, otherwise how could he be so generous? However, don't let these things go in vain, so he ordered Shi Taoist to pack up his bags and go directly to take a shower.
Sitting in the big bathtub and receiving the rubbing of Shi Shuiling's tender little hands, Shi Hou couldn't help but look down at him, "Ye Di, why are you so young? Oh, you're only 10 years old! You're about to grow up, you should be soon."
Shi Hou had no choice but to accept the "cruel" reality of not being able to pick up girls, so he honestly closed his eyes and thought.
When he thought of Liu Bian's fate at this time, he felt very uncomfortable. He was unwilling to follow Liu Bian's old path, and he was even more unwilling to sit and wait for death. When he thought of this, Liu Bian's small fists couldn't help but squeezed them tightly: Oh my god! You can't bother people! I'm not going to regret it now? I won't be the emperor, so do you let me become Cao Cao. If it's really not possible, Sun Quan, and Liu Bei can do it too! But no matter how much he complains, he still has to make plans for his future.
With his lifetime experience and understanding of the Three Kingdoms period, he immediately formulated his short-term goal plan: First, he could not wait to be this incompetent little emperor, and he would definitely be dead at that time! In this chaotic period, strength represents everything, and only the power can be born from a gun, so he must have a certain amount of strength! Second, although he does not have the talent for invention and creation, he has read more time travel novels, so he can understand the inventions and creations of those "magic people" just a little simpler. After all, he has never eaten pork and has seen pig walking! Third, although he has no advantage in age, the Han people in this period were still loyal to the Han Dynasty, and the civil and military officials attach great importance to reputation. In this way, as the great prince of the Han Dynasty, he will achieve twice the result with half the effort!
"From now on, I will be Liu Bian!"
"Ah?" Shi Taoist, Zhang Shu, and Shi Shuiling stared at Liu Bian in surprise with chopsticks.
"Big...Your Highness, Your Highness!"
"Hmph!" Liu Bian had already finished his meal. Because he was the prince, all three of them had to eat after they finished their meal. At this time, Liu Bian stood up and sang: "I will return to the palace tomorrow morning!"
"The eldest prince, the queen gave orders..." Zhang Shu said nervously.
"Shut up!" Liu Bian interrupted the old eunuch's words, "I'll explain to my mother myself!"
"Yes!" The old eunuch was shocked and immediately lowered his head and hurried to have a meal.
After the meal, Daoren Shi immediately followed Liu Bian to the house, "Big Prince,..."
Liu Bian immediately waved his hand and interrupted, "I have my own concerns about returning to the palace. Let me ask you, what is the current situation in the palace?"
"This!..." As the queen's confidant, Shi Taoren could naturally enter and exit the palace frequently, so he knew everything about the palace. However, he did not dare to speak randomly, so he hesitated.
"Speak quickly!" Liu Bian knew that he must have known many inside stories, so he said seriously: "Don't lie, I will enter the palace tomorrow. If it doesn't match... Humph!"
"I dare not! I dare not!" Shi Taoren immediately bowed and said, "Big Prince, my emperor is addicted to a new thing recently."
"Oh? Tell me, what new thing is it?" Liu Bian immediately became interested. At least he understood history himself, but he just didn't know if what the history book said was right. Now it just confirmed it.
Shi Taoren thought for a while and said, "Originally, there were no donkeys in the inner palace, but a small yellow gate who was good at flattering me carefully selected four donkeys from other places to enter the palace. After my emperor met, he loved him like a treasure and drove a small cart in the palace every day. At first, he also found a driver to drive the cart, but a few days later, my emperor simply took charge of it himself. The news that the emperor drove a donkey cart to the garden came out of the inner palace. Many bureaucrats in the capital competed to imitate, thinking that it was fashionable, and the price of folk donkeys rose sharply for a while!"
"Oh! If something really happened, history has not lie!"
"And!" Shi Taoren continued: "Just as the capital was filled with smoke and dust from donkey carts, my emperor lost interest in donkey carts again. Another eunuch had a unique idea and dressed up the dog, wore a Jinxian crown, a court uniform, a ribbon, and a swaying in the court."
"Hahaha! Absurd! Absurd!" Liu Bian couldn't help but smile bitterly after hearing this.
"Hey!" Shi Taoren continued, when my emperor recognized Naiyigou, he couldn't help but clapped his hands and laughed, praising, "What a dog official."
Liu Bian remembered the way that the civil and military officials in the court dared to be angry but not speak, and couldn't help but smile bitterly again.
"Is the eldest prince really going back to the palace?" At this point, Dao Ren Shi asked carefully again.
"Yeah!" Liu Bian nodded, got up and walked two steps, with a little lonely expression, "Tao Master, I have been cared for in the past few years..."
"The eldest prince has been talking about it!" Taoist Shi quickly stood up. After all, he had started to take care of the prince since Liu Bian was born. The two had a deep relationship, just like father and son. "If the eldest prince had given him an order, the old Taoist would never refuse! By the way, there is another thing! I heard that the morning court the day after tomorrow, my emperor wanted to discuss the matter of raising an army to quell the rebellion and offend the remnants of the Yellow Turbans in Heishan, Youzhou. Those who are flirting actually encouraged my emperor to personally fight!"
"Ah?" Liu Bian was shocked when he heard this, but after thinking for a moment, he immediately smiled and said, "Heroes come from troubled times! Naturally, the more chaotic the world is, the more beneficial it is to him, so he whispered: "There are a few things that require the Taoist priest to worry about! Go and find a few people for me immediately..."
Liu Bian knew that he had no trustworthy friend during this period. Although this Shi Taoist often cheated on food and drinks in the capital, he had been with him for 8 years and still had feelings for him, so he ordered a few things and asked him to do it immediately.
In Liu Bian's memory, there were countless famous civil and military officials during the Three Kingdoms period, and Cao Cao, Liu Bei and others were ambitions and were unwilling to be controlled by others. What should I do in the future? Since I liked to study in the Three Kingdoms in my previous life, I had a vague impression of the hometown, age, experience of those strategists and brave generals. Although he was determined to search, the transportation and communication at this time were too backward, and it was extremely difficult to find it. However, how could I be willing to do it without experimenting?
Chapter completed!