Eight hundred and twentieth chapters, Shen Gongbao sophistry
When Shen Gongbao saw the gods put down their weapons, he smiled and said, "That's right! The Mother of the Buddha Cunti once said that the golden elixir relics are benevolence and righteous, and the Buddhist path was originally a family, with swords facing each other, which made us bully our family." He looked like hello, I, everyone was fine.
Sun Wukong whispered: "Has the diplomatic god been bribed by Buddhism? Should I review it strictly?"
Ao Bing said disdainfully: "It's not that I look down on Buddhism, but even their poor appearance can bribe diplomatic gods?"
Although the two of them had a small voice, they could hear all the immortals and gods in the hall.
Shen Gongbao twitched the corners of his mouth twice, Monkey King Sun Wukong, right? I remember you.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's smile gradually calmed down. Although Buddhism is very popular now, poverty is indeed an indescribable pain in Buddhism. Taoism claims to be modest, but Buddhism claims to be poor monks. Ksitigarbha was a tragic time. The time Ksitigarbha cheated Buddhism and looted all the money. Even many medicine palaces were compensated to the Three Realms Bank. Poor, it is really poor.
Shen Gongbao pretended not to know how to ask: "Your Highness, I just passed by and heard the noise inside. What is the situation?
Don’t harm the friendship between my heaven and Buddhism.”
Sun Wukong murmured in a low voice: "Old Sun knew he was wrong, now he was exposed! He must have been bribed by Buddhism. It is recommended to go to the bank to check his account."
Nezha whispered: "Does our heavenly court have any friendship with Buddhism?"
Sun Wukong thought for a moment and stopped talking, as if he really had no affection.
Yang Jiao Chen Ning said: "A Buddhist arhat who surrendered dragons, after getting drunk, made a big fuss in Lingxiao Palace and injured the heavenly soldiers and generals. According to the laws of heaven, he should be sentenced to a hundred years of imprisonment, but Guanyin Bodhisattva came to express his feelings and resisted the punishment of heaven."
Shen Gongbao suddenly said unhappy: "God, it's not me who told you, you should be serious about this little thing? Who is the Dragon Subduing Arhat? Even if the golden-body Arhat in Lingshan is drunk, what does it matter if he urinates in Lingxiao Palace?"
The Dragon Subduing Arhat couldn't help but shout, "I didn't pee!"
Shen Gongbao turned his head and looked at Jianglong, and said with a smile on his face, "A metaphor, it's okay to pee."
The corners of the Dragon-Surrendering Arhat's mouth twitched twice, and I really didn't pee.
Shen Gongbao then looked at Yang Jiao and said seriously: "The Dragon Subduing Arhat is a famous master Arhat in the Three Realms. Isn't it just that I drank a few more sips of wine? Are you trying to hold on?
And now even Guanyin Bodhisattva has come forward. Even if you don’t give the dragon face, Guanyin Bodhisattva will still have to give the face. Let me let it go!”
The Dragon Subduing Arhat smiled, the diplomatic god was really good.
Yang Jian was immediately displeased and said sternly: "God of diplomacy, this is Lingxiao Palace."
"Has anyone who has been Zuiba has ever been to Lingxiao Palace? Are there any regulations on the punishment for Zuiba's Lingxiao Palace?"
Yang Jian hesitated and said, "This...that's not the case. It's just a provision for those who are drunk and cause trouble. The dragon-subduing Arhat makes a big fuss in Lingxiao Palace is a particularly serious situation of causing trouble, so it is in the Criminal Law for a hundred years."
Shen Gongbao immediately said, "This is wrong. The Dragon-Subduing Arhat came from afar and was a guest. He drank two more glasses of wine in the Heavenly Court. Why did he make a serious trouble if he took the wrong path? Did the God of Killing set fire? Did he tease the goddess of the gods?"
Yang Jian shook his head and said, "No!"
"Since there is nothing, it is a light drinking and causing trouble. At most, labor reform will be exempted for one month, for the sake of Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva stood beside him, looking at Shen Gongbao in surprise. What happened to him? Did he really intend to help me? Or did he really have a Buddhist Buddha bribed him?
Nezha couldn't help but shout, "Uncle Shen, this is Lingxiao Palace."
"Since the natural rules do not stipulate the matter of drunken Lingxiao Palace, there is no law to follow and deal with it according to ordinary drunken behavior, and there is nothing wrong with it."
Ao Bing was angry and whispered: "Sun Wukong, I think you are right. This diplomatic god must have been bribed by Buddhism."
Shen Gongbao turned his head and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, smiled and said, "Cihang, do you think what I said is right?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva hesitated for a moment. Although he didn't know what Shen Gongbao was trying to do now, it seems that he is the most powerful person to his side. He is just alert to his future affairs. He smiled and said, "Thank you, the diplomatic god for speaking out for the hundred-year criminal law for the Arhat who surrendered the Dragon. I will take him back to Lingshan and take him seriously."
Shen Gongbao laughed and said, "It should be that as a diplomatic god, maintaining good relationships with the heavens to the outside world, these are all things I should do."
Guanyin Bodhisattva stretched out his hand and waved his hand, and the dragon-subduing Arhat below immediately stood up. The power of the demon-subduing staff on his body was temporarily suppressed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he restored his free body.
The Dragon Subduing Arhat breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly clasped his hands together and said gratefully: "Thank you Guanyin Bodhisattva, thank you for the diplomatic god."
I was full of gratitude to Shen Gongbao. If Shen Gongbao had not rescued the siege today, the disaster he caused would probably be difficult to end. I also felt a little admiration in my heart. I could easily resolve the great disaster he caused in just a few words. It is indeed worthy of being the master of the Great Shang Dynasty back then! This kind of ability is really amazing!
Shen Gongbao laughed and said, "You're welcome. After you go back, you must be well cultivated. Don't hurt your foundation."
The Dragon-Surrendering Arhat looked deeply grateful and looked at Shen Gongbao. He would repay his kindness today in the future.
Yang Jian frowned and said, "Brother!"
Yang Jiao whispered: "Don't worry~ just watch."
The more friendly Shen Gongbao showed, the more grateful Guanyin Bodhisattva was. It was not advisable to stay here for a long time. He immediately said: "The God of Diplomacy, the God of Seizing Dragon, was seriously injured. Now I want to take him back to heal his wounds. Buddhism welcomes the God of Diplomacy to visit at any time."
"Please stay with the Bodhisattva~"
Shen Gongbao suddenly screamed.
"Diplomatic God, what else do you have to give?"
Shen Gongbao said anxiously: "Bodhisattva, it's not good, it seems that something big happened.
The Dragon-Subduing Arhat was drunk in Lingxiao Palace. This is a trivial matter. Your Majesty will not bother with him even if he is generous, but he seems to have caused trouble."
The Dragon Subduing Arhat was confused. Isn’t the biggest mess I caused? Isn’t it that drunkenly made Lingxiao Palace? What other messes are there?
Shen Gongbao trotted forward, picked up a few pieces of fragments from the hall, and shouted in pain: "This is His Majesty's favorite cloud pattern purple jade cup, why did it break it?"
A heavenly soldier next to him looked strange. Isn’t this teacup I made myself? How did it become His Majesty? I didn’t name it at all. How did this cloud-patterned purple jade cup come from?
This was just now when he was fighting with the Dragon Subduing Arhat. He accidentally broke it and didn't have time to clean up. However, as a tactful heavenly soldier, he would not say a very wise sentence.
Shen Gongbao looked at the fragments in his hand repeatedly, feeling anxious, like the hot pan ant, sweat dripping from his forehead, and said nervously: "What should I do, what should I do!"
Chapter completed!