Chapter five hundred and seventy-eight, such a big Buddha gall
The little white dragon sniffed outside, and a heat gushed out of his nostrils. He turned his head to look at Zhabajie, with anger in his gaze. You were spreading rumors at the beginning.
Zhu Bajie quickly explained: "Misunderstandings are just misunderstandings. They are really not passed on by me. I swear to Heaven that if they are passed on by me, I will let me thunder be in my way and I will not die well."
Another low voice came from the carriage: "Your Majesty, I have taken another disciple, who is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng of Heaven."
"Master Tianpeng? Is the one who dares to tease Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
"That's right, it's him! The Bodhisattva also gave him a Dharma name called Zhu Wuneng!"
"Haha~ Pig is incompetent? It seems that the Bodhisattva is very dissatisfied with his abilities!"
Although the two of them deliberately lowered their voices, there were no ordinary people around the carriage except Tang Sanzang, and the sound in the carriage was clearly audible.
On the shaft outside, Zhu Bajie's smile suddenly solidified. I really didn't tease Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I was very capable. I raised the whip in my hand, and "Join~" the white dragon horse ran away immediately.
"Ah!" A scream came from the carriage, and a bang bang bang sounded. Tang Sanzang swayed left and right inside the carriage, and his figure swayed.
"Stop!"
“Slow, slower~”
...
A scream kept coming from the carriage.
After a long time, the carriage slowly stopped. Tang Sanzang walked out of the carriage, got out of the carriage, squatted beside the road, and vomited out with a wow sound.
Zhu Bajie hurried forward, squatted beside him, patted Tang Sanzang's back and said with concern: "Master, are you okay?"
"Wow~" Tang Sanzang vomited again.
"Oh~ Master, are you sick? What should I do?" Zhu Bajie was very concerned and worried about it was written on his face.
Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said weakly: "It's too fast, Bajie, you're driving the car too fast, let me rest for a while."
For a moment, Tang Sanzang sat on the stone next to him, his face still pale, and complained: "Bajie, why do you have to drive the car so fast?"
"Master, this is the first time I'm a pig who drives a car. I'm not used to it. Don't worry, Master, I'll definitely learn the skills of driving a car in the future."
Zhu Bajie was very sincere and kind in admitting his mistakes, so Tang Sanzang couldn't say anything else. Although his apprentice was a little stupid, he still respected his master, which was completely different from that monkey head.
Tang Sanzang rubbed his waist disc and said with some pain: "You are my teacher's waist!"
Zhu Bajie immediately turned around, came to the carriage, opened the suitcase on the shaft, took out an exquisite glass bottle from it, ran to Tang Sanzang, and said with a smile: "Master, this is a drink brought by my disciple. Drink some to relieve your fatigue, I will open it for you." His fingers flicked, and the bottle cap flew out.
Tang Sanzang took the glass bottle, took a sip, and coughed repeatedly, and shouted in disbelief: "Bajie, are you drinking?"
"Yes! The iced volcanic wine blends ice and fire, and the taste is excellent."
Tang Sanzang said seriously: "Mns cannot drink alcohol."
Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "Master, you are wrong about this.
When I was still in the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor invited the Buddha to a banquet. At the banquet, the jade liquid, nectar, dragon liver, phoenix marrow, the Buddha also had a great time to eat and drink?"
"Why do you have to be too restrained by being free between heaven and earth and being content with your heart?"
Sun Wukong flipped off the carriage and took out a bottle of wine from his luggage. He drank it in one mouthful and shouted, "Bajie, you're a little bit worse."
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong in surprise. This was the sentence in "Zhuangzi". How did this monkey know? He immediately smiled and said, "Monkey Brother said very well. This is what I, Old Pig, meant, but it was not as good as Monkey Brother said."
Sun Wukong jumped onto the roof of the car and was proud. My old Sun's scriptures were not copied in vain.
Tang Sanzang looked at the bottle of wine in his hand, shook his head and said, "Amitabha~ The Buddha can drink because the Buddha has seen through everything. How can I drink?"
Zhu Bajie persuaded him, "Master, how can you see through it if you haven't experienced it? Only by going in and then coming out is seeing through it.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva said, if I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell?”
A thought flashed through Tang Sanzang's mind. What Bajie said seemed to make sense. Besides, I have drunk this wine twice, and it is not bad this time. And after taking a sip of wine, it was indeed a little more comfortable.
Tang Sanzang licked his lips, placed the wine bottle on the stone beside him, folded his hands together and bowed three times to the west, and said respectfully: "If you don't go to hell, why do you see Lingshan? Today, the disciple broke the precepts just to see Lingshan in his heart, so don't blame the Buddha."
Zhu Bajie said flatteringly, "If you don't go to hell, how can you see Lingshan? Master, you can have this enlightenment, so you can see that it is not far from becoming a Buddha!"
Tang Sanzang stood up and held the wine bottle and asked, "Bajie, can you have some wine and food?"
"Yes, some, when I, the old pig, brought some peanuts when I left. If the master doesn't dislike it, he can drink."
The master and apprentice gathered next to a big rock, drinking wine and eating peanuts, making them feel so leisurely.
After a while, Tang Sanzang burped, breathed a long breath, and said lightly: "It's really much better, and my body is warm."
He looked at a mountain ahead and asked, "Bajie, what mountain is in front?"
Zhu Bajie glanced at him and said, "That! This mountain is called Futu Mountain. There is a Zen Master Wuchao in the mountain. When he practices here, the old pig has also met him."
"Zen Master? I am also a Buddhist practitioner?"
“Yes, yes!”
"So, I am now visiting."
Dingding ding ~ Another video ringtone rang, and Tang Sanzang immediately took out his Sanjie Mall. Hey~ Why is it still King Tang?
Clicking on the chat page, the figure of King Li Shimin of Tang also appeared in the video again. He is still in the hot spring, surrounded by hot air and massages for palace maids.
Tang Sanzang quickly said respectfully: "I have met Your Majesty!"
Li Shimin smiled and said, "Do you don't need to be polite, please get up quickly."
Tang Sanzang stood up.
Li Shimin suddenly changed into a concerned look and said worriedly: "Brother Yu, you are not injured, are you?"
"I am very good thanks to your Majesty's concern!"
"It's fine, it's fine. Isn't it just a brocade robe? It's gone. When I get the scriptures back, I will give you a better one."
Tang Sanzang said in surprise: "Your Majesty, how do you know that my colorful robes are gone?"
"It has been spread everywhere now! The Buddhist Buddha issued a decree to the Heavenly Court, saying that Emperor Gou Chen of Heaven forcibly snatched the Buddhist magic weapon brocade robes, and asked the Heavenly Court to severely punish Emperor Gou Chen, and also asked the Heavenly Court to return the brocade robes.
I was worried about Yu's safety, so I sent a video to ask. It would be fine if Yu's brother was not injured. As for the colorful robes, they were all external objects, so if they were lost, they would be lost!" Li Shimin was soaked in the hot spring, with false concerns on the surface.
Emperor Gou Chen? Why do you feel that this name is so familiar?
Chapter completed!