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Chapter 126 Who is there?

Some Thai hotels have such Buddhist niches, which are the most popular hotels in the international 5-star hotels I stayed at yesterday. I hope Banyan Tree will not be fooled tonight. This is the bus throughout the journey, which is quite comfortable. Because Thailand was a slave country in ancient times, the class system continued a bit, and the tour guide served Yunluo and An Chuhui.

The driver is a tour guide's worker. The driver appears. Thais respect their emperor more, especially the IX and V emperors, and portraits can be seen everywhere. Thai vehicles drive on the left, similar to Japan. Common cars are Japanese cars, because there are more Japanese cars in Thailand, and some tariffs can be exempted from exporting to Southeast Asia.

Bangkok is also a city that is congested all year round. Because Thailand is all individuals, if the road is built, the government needs to pay a lot of money. Therefore, the road is relatively narrow. Chinese people have a high status in Thailand because the richest people among the Thais are all Chinese. It is worth mentioning that Thais can marry multiple ones.

I envy you, hahaha. Because of the matriarchal society in ancient Thailand, the property was passed down to women but not men, so there were more women in Thailand, and there were fewer men. There were still 200,000 to be shemale men, and the shemale seduced 200,000, so there were very few Thai men. This is simply a paradise for men.

The shemale does not exist for performance. This is everyone's misunderstanding. In fact, there are shemale men in all walks of life in Thailand, just to become a woman. Shemale men are also divided into whole monsters and half monsters. Of course, do you really want to distinguish them? You know. In general, Thais live a good life, compulsory education, medical subsidies, interest-free car purchases, according to their statement

The pace of life is very "cause". It means taking your time. They live a very leisurely life without any pressure. They will always be their own if they want to do whatever they want. The property rights are indefinitely. I heard that rubber is the most expensive. There is a lot of rainy season and there is no need to water it. At most, they will find someone to collect it. I recommend it to southern Thailand. In the past, Chinese immigrants cost about 4 million.

Okay. Get to the point. Why are the lawns so clean and clear, why are soldiers appearing in travel notes frequently, why are hawkers successfully sold? What is the real situation of tourists? Welcome to watch this episode of the program "The Jade Buddha Temple that Says the Father". This place is indeed a place that is Says the Father without limit.

First of all, do you know why everyone's travel notes have photos of these honor guards? Because the tour guide went to exchange tickets. The environment was very crowded, and everyone was under the short tree next to him. Within 5 minutes, they were soaked all over. At this time, they had to give way to these soldiers, so they all took one casually. (Sin, Yun Luo told the truth again)

In addition, 80% of you will buy straw hats that local vendors cheated on their fathers (lost 120 gold coins, 60 x 2). Because they can't stand it, it's too hot. Why is the lawn so clean and refreshing? It's because you don't let in. This creates an illusion of few people. Therefore, you may experience these gratitudes without mental preparation.

There are many places here that are not allowed to take photos, such as some museums, and the road is basically a one-way road. If you walk out, you can't get in. Yunluo's personal feeling is that those who can take good photos here are really nice. The tour guide only gave Yunluo and An Chuyu 10 minutes of free time including going to the toilet.

(Yunluo is a kind of wipe, two-machine and double-mirror are a trick.), big aperture and wide angle are not important, because first of all, you need a place to stand, secondly, you need to have time to make pictures, and what, and you also have to take off your shoes (voiceover: Yes, Yunluo swipes your card, handsome guy, you need to take off your shoes to enter most indoor areas). Come on.

Yunluo can only do this anyway. After fiercely fighting with tourists from various countries in the Northeast, South, Northwest and other provinces (voiceover: I answered completely correctly, young man, Yunluo continues to swipe your card, 90% of them are Chinese), Yunluo has to give up. Unexpectedly, after breaking through the attack of a Northeast regiment and a regiment.

Yun Luojun still got the opportunity to bow to the Jade Buddha three times, although he didn't even see what the Jade Buddha looked like. Looking at Yun Luo's bitter expression and back, the treasures in the museum are really good, but unfortunately no one can take pictures. The local tour guide said that because Thailand was invaded before, all the treasures were not allowed to be photographed, for fear of being stolen or robbed.

This is the Grand Palace. Actually, I'm already tired. I haven't heard of it at all, it's basically a simple building (Yeah, you can really understand it this way, because you can't get in anyway.) Just take a few pictures and you can go out. Well, actually, this place was called the Grand Palace as a whole, and it was included in the Jade Buddha Temple.

After the group army battle, Yunluo and An Chuyu of course had to replenish the water. Go out and turn left to buy some local colorful drinks. The price is cheap and sufficient, and it can break the change. If you don’t break the money, just wait to cry, because the tip is basically only 20 baht, and Thailand needs a tip everywhere. It is worth mentioning that Thai drinks feel very sweet except for coconut.

After passing through the market, you will reach the Chao Phraya River Wharf. Well, if you expect the river water to be extremely clear, Yun Luo can only laugh, it is a very muddy river. That's all. The fish in the river are very large, so you can buy some bread to feed the fish. After getting on the boat, the moldy girl will come to offer flowers again (voiceover: Yun Luo is here to swipe your card again, handsome guy, 20 baht).

Meinan River - Suddenly the weather was so bad. How could the fish feeder be in a circle? During this period, you can enjoy the 15-second view of the Arun Temple passing by for 15 seconds. The boat did not stop steadily. Is it rare that Yunluo studied hard and practiced horizontally and vertically, but this was more difficult than following the wedding. When having a group meal at noon, the wind and rain were done.

However, it is basically sunny when it comes out, and the rainy season in Thailand does not seem terrible. The places to visit in the afternoon are the Teak Palace of the V Emperor and the Annan Congress Hall. They are all very exquisite. The palace can be understood as exquisite small villas. The museum of the Annan Congress Hall is decorated in an Italian style, which looks very much like the layout of the Vatican Cathedral, and is definitely not inferior to the Vatican.

However, he won't let you take photos. (Voiceover: Hey, so the afternoon travel notes are so missed? This is all your ability) and so on, young man. Yunluo took at least the outdoor scene of the Five Emperor Teak Palace. Of course, as a young man in his 30s, I braved the rain and barefoot to take some outdoor scenes of the buildings for everyone.

In addition, friends remind female compatriots that it is best to go to the toilet 30 minutes in advance. In addition, these two attractions must take off their shoes and store bags, and you cannot carry anything on them. Note that it is anything. Just have a dedicated service at the storage area, which is very clean and can be assured. The picture above is the palace, which is relatively bourgeoisie, and when you enter, it feels like you have entered IKEA.

Annan Congress Hall Annan Congress Hall And Annan Congress Hall is like the Vatican. It is very beautiful. Yes, it is the Vatican feeling, because it was designed by an Italian designer and is also the most brilliant of these attractions. In addition to being unable to take photos, they are all very good. After dinner, Yunluo and Anchu met Banyan Tree in Bangkok, which is also a feature of this group.

There is a rooftop restaurant on the 59th floor, but it is quite expensive, so you can see the panoramic view of Bangkok. The waiter who picks up the group has a slut. This also proves that shemale is very common in Thailand. In addition to distinguishing sounds, you really don’t know what gender the person in front of you is. Banyan Tree’s exterior scene is as follows: Banyan Tree’s exterior scene, Banyan Tree’s exterior scene, Banyan Tree’s exterior scene, Banyan Tree’s interior is quite tall.

In addition, the spa here is very good, so I will give you some interior and exterior locations. Some group members went out to play at night. I heard that they also met Thai celebrities. Yunluo and An Chuyu did not catch up, which is a pity. The hotel elevator is very fast, so fast that you have ear pressure. (I always feel that this photo is a bit weird behind me.)

I would like to remind smokers that this place is the same as in Europe. You must also smoke outdoors. Thailand's service industry is very good. If you smoke outside the hotel, someone will soon help you get a dish. Because you are very tired, you will wash and go to bed early. After having breakfast, you will take a photo after passing by the lobby. The breakfast at Banyan Tree is the best in this itinerary.

At least it reaches the European level. Other hotels are very average, so I won’t mention it. I feel that I should eat more breakfast in a hotel in Thailand. Because I am not used to eating local food in Thailand, it is very easy to have diarrhea, so gastrointestinal medicine is still a must. I went to the Royal Jewelry Center and Leather Center this morning and was slaughtered. There is nothing I can do, and I just went with the group like this.

However, the gems and leather craftsmanship are still good. These two places obviously bring people to shop, and they are all pulled over by car. After brainwashing through the movie "The Black Room" and you will take you to a shopping mall full of gems. Well, in fact, this is the case in many places in Thailand's group tours, and this is no longer a trip to a certain travel agency.

It is a model itinerary that Thailand officially acquiesced. This phenomenon is more common in the next few days. Here we can popularize some knowledge. Freshwater crocodiles have better skin than saltwater crocodiles, and wild ones are better than raised. The raised parts on the skin cannot be pressed. For jewelry, there are many beautiful ones and many cheap ones, but it is better to buy this kind of thing carefully.

Yes, I bought a crocodile belt in the leather center (lost 3,000 gold coins) and took some photos here. Finally, it was too hot, so I found a place to rest quickly (it was too late). Jewelry Center Exterior Jewelry Center Internal Jewelry Center Exterior Leather Center Internal Leather Center Internal Leather Center Internal Leather Center, wouldn’t I have a durian-flavored ice cream?

After dinner, it was good weather. Yunluo and An Chuyu began to md. It started to rain soon. Then Yunluo found that in addition to Beijing, Bangkok could also see the sea. Good weather, it was really damn to march into Pattaya. In an instant, it turned into the first project to come to Bangkok to see the sea. Pattaya was waiting for Yunluo and An Chuyu to meet, which was riding an elephant in the jungle.

The elephant is very cute, but the weather is too hot. After a simple circle, the waiter will ask you to take a photo. Remember to tip 40. If you want to take a photo with the elephant or be held up by the elephant, you need to pay extra. The elephant sits on it very shakingly, and you need to hold it carefully, and the seat is very hard.

If you think you are sitting on the sofa, you are very wrong. Another person who is riding a carriage is a bit bad. He goes up and goes around the farmyard for a short circle. It is said that some group members have been cheated here and do not give 100 tips to prevent the carriage from running. In short, they are all kinds of fun. Then, Yun Luo and An Chuyun came to the hotel where they wanted to live in Pattaya, and passed here later.

Although the small hotel is not big, it is pretty good. Compared to the outside, there is a balcony, which is suitable for airflow. In fact, outside the balcony in the room, the meal is the wonderful part, but the records are limited, such as ancient massage. The ancient massage is an authentic Thai massage, without any pornographic ingredients, and is very healthy.

But it hurts very much. The little girl can't speak Chinese. After a few strokes, she felt that her legs were about to be broken. Yunluo signaled her to be gentle. The little girl smiled and nodded. She continued to step hard (Missage girl: I can't do it.) (.Yunluo wipes.). Because of the little girl's efforts, the old man gave her an extra 150 baht tip.

But after finishing, I felt refreshed and felt that I had been exhausted these days. Then, Yunluo and An Chuyu went to watch a local adult show, and this was even more impossible to record. In general, there were some funny points and highlights, but they were not so erotic (Yunluo himself believed this sentence). In fact, the performance was mostly composed of the components, and it was still worth experiencing.

There are several games in total, and it is cheaper to buy 3 games at a time. A male group member was invited to "interaction" on stage, and I won't say the rest of Yunluo. In short, the same sentence is still the same. Thailand's excitement cannot be recorded with just photos. Youth, remember to watch the three-in-one, don't look at the macho show, I can only help you get here and go out of the show, and go to the nearby to buy some banana cakes to eat.

Later I heard that this guy was introduced to Thailand from India. No wonder the master looked like Ah San. The taste was still good, and it was sprinkled with chocolate, which was very sweet. I rode an elephant. I was destroyed by ancient massage, and then ruined my views by adult shows. I ate banana cakes. I felt that this trip had just entered the state.

By the way, I leave a tip for a hotel room in Thailand 20 baht a day. When I go to Shami Island, the weather is very good, but it is still very hot. Humph, Yunluo knows what you are thinking. But the failure of the Jade Buddha Temple has long passed, take off your shoes, crowds, time, and some metering of light in the face, let these people play tricks. This time, the Thais can no longer stop me from taking photos.

Bankai - Summoning the flash - Get up early during casting and set off with a bath towel (provided by the hotel, students who lost it will be fined). Samai Island is not very far away from where you live, and then take a speedboat to the island after you arrive. The front of the speedboat is bumpy, while the rear is relatively stable. You need to hold it firmly when you get off the boat, and the water generally does not reach your knees (calculated at 178, but I have shrunk a little recently when I am old).

There are several projects on the island, namely paragliding, undersea stroll, motorboat, etc. You can choose according to your physical condition. It is worth mentioning that you should carefully blind your krypton gold dog eyes without sunglasses. The sun is too sufficient, so it is recommended to have 50 times sunscreen. Straw hats and other things are the best, and quick-drying T-shirts should also be replaced.

If you want to swim, take a fresh water bath for 40 baht (voiceover: Yunluo uses fresh water to swipe your card this time). I won’t say much. The first piece is all styles and p, and there are also original pieces. (Wear a straw hat and find some Luffy’s feeling) The small place is quite good. It should be noted that some jellyfish should not be stung. The seafood meal you eat at noon is sloppy.

Walking along the coastline, I found that there are still many clean places to rest. I ordered a drink and it was really good to blow the sea breeze. The scenery on the road waiting for the seafood to drive was similar to the scene in Far Cry 3 game. Could it be that it was the scenery taken here? Look, there are two towers on the mountain, are you going to drive?

Young man. Okay, if you haven't played before, just pretend that Yunluo hasn't agreed. It's a bit bad on the afternoon of the road. The tour guide took Yunluo and An Chu to the Thai Style Garden. The so-called Thai Style Garden is similar to the ethnic garden in China, showing you some Thai customs. Here you can see the Thai Water Song Festival performance, but the actors' costumes are a bit of washing, cutting, and blowing.

There is nothing to notice. Then we organized everyone to participate in the water splashing activity. Yunluo and An Chuyu mainly put water lamps here, which are said to be used to pray and make wishes. In addition, drinking a coconut or eating a durian popsicle is very good when it is hot. The coconut is not sweet when it is washed and blown into the venue. The thirst is quenching and quenching the thirst. The village party secretary even shouts from time to time.

Jingjing, come on.--Shuilan Next, drive to East Guapark to watch the performance. East Guapark is also run by Chinese, and it is said that there are more than 3,000 employees. It is very well built. The boss's garage is three stories high, full of luxury cars, and various carefully trimmed tropical plants on the side of the road, as well as countless sculptures.

However, due to too many tourists, the experience was extremely poor. Here you can see Muay Thai performances and elephant performances. There was no telephoto. The actors waiting to enter the venue saw the camera and even specially enjoyed the tiger: Selfie or co-shoot? There were many tourists who were not qualified in the elephant performance venue. Yun Luo lined up in advance and sat in the first row.

I thought I could take a good photo, but on Yunluo's right hand, there was a blonde girl who came early. But later, Yunluo and An Chu were blocked by a bunch of people huddled in the aisle. Yunluo tried to make them squat down (this is the rule here. You can squat down in front of you late, or leave), but it was useless. During this period, the foreign girl got up more than 10 times.

They went to let the people in front of them squat down one by one, and then they couldn't stand it anymore. Chong Yunluo made a helpless gesture and left with a smile. Hey, don't leave, girl, wait for my brother to drive Gundam, and they all made them all floaty and map for dinner. They ate very frequently. I feel that the boss of this place is a bit unscrupulous and has many flies.

I won’t talk about it anymore. After dinner, I went to the Oriental Princess to watch the shemale performance and continued to ruin my views. It was a bit really beautiful. The Oriental Princess is actually not a ship, but four ships, and they should all belong to the same boss. It depends on luck to go. By the way, the top three of the shemale competition are all here.

I feel that the one that Yunluo and An Chu met was pretty good. It is said that there is unlimited amount of wine, but in fact you don’t have time to drink, because there are many shemale men coming and going to take photos with you. These "women" have such powerful chakra/spiritual pressure/domesticity, and they have to tip at least 20. If you don’t have one, they will stay with them, and the man will be kissed all over his face. (To be continued)
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