.Chapter 202 Your legs are not enough to carry a circle

After looking at the Kaziyuan Boai Pharmacy that was built in my hands, I probably won’t have many opportunities in the future. There are big things in Korea, Japan, and I have to wait for me, the left minister, to do it.

‘Ishikawa Goemon.’

‘In.’ The leader Ishikawa Goemon answered immediately after me.

‘I have something left to you to do.’ I took out a tip and threw it over, ‘Jiecho Port has prepared a merchant ship for you and sent a team of ninjas who are proficient in Chinese to board the ship. After getting on board, I opened the tip and acted according to the plan.’

‘Yes.’ Ishikawa Goemon put away the tips.

‘Is it a matter of not asking what it is?’

‘The lord will never be wrong. Besides, we ninjas use money to do things, so we care about what he does. Just make money.”

It is worthy of being a force living in the darkness, and it is indeed amazing. ‘Is there no psychological burden to kill people?’

Ishikawa Goemon nodded, ‘Yes, in the eyes of the Ninja, three-year-old and eighty-year-old lady are both damn.’

I feel relieved. I will explain a few words to him and save myself from getting it wrong. ‘The merchant ship has the latest chronic poison in history that I have developed over the past year - melamine.’

‘Melamine?’ Ishikawa Goemon repeated. Let’s take a look at the name of this twisted mouth.

‘Yes, melamine. This is a colorless, odorless and odorless Qimen poison that can be dissolved in any dairy product. This will also be the leading product that will dominate the poison market in the future. It can be foreseen that countless people will be disabled or die due to poisoning. Even if these victims go to the yamen to sue, they will be sentenced to blackmail. This is the only chronic drug in the world that can be poisoned at will without any liability for compensation.’ This year, I did not do it in vain to open a pharmacy. The poison that has the widest range of applications and the most poisoned people after taking it was developed by me.

Even if the leader Ishikawa Goemon heard it, he was sweating coldly here. Ninja could only kill a few people in his entire life, but this is the most amazing poison in history, which is really a killing without blood.

The ultimate destination of Ishikawa Goemon is the grassland north of Liaodong. The main northern grain production area of ​​Kitadokura, which was later born in the north, is still the Beidahuang where nomadic peoples live in the Jiannu Jushibe, and there are weeds more than one person tall among the white mountains and black waters. Ishikawa Goemon's task is to bring a group of ninjas to indiscriminately distribute melamine to those who have a rat tail in their brains.

There are two explanations for the emergent risk avoidance in later generations. The first is to believe that history is irresistible. Even if Li Zicheng is gone, there will be Wang Zicheng, Zhang Zicheng, and Zhao Zicheng. The second is my point of view. History is changed by active human actions, just like I got the first beauty of Xiaoying back then, but I got the most beautiful woman in the Warring States Period. For example, if Hitler really eliminated all the Jews or the United States did not help the Jews establish a country in the Middle East after the war, in my opinion, there would be at least a few Middle East wars.

Ten days after the Qing Dynasty entered the pass, there were no need to mention the three massacres of Jiading ten days after the Qing Dynasty entered the pass. There were countless tragedies such as the famous Kunshan Massacre, Jiangyin Massacre, Changshu Massacre, Xiangtan Massacre, Nanchang Massacre, Chaozhou Massacre, Guangzhou Massacre, Nanxiong Massacre and other tragedies. Sichuan has been the country of Tianfu since the pre-Qin period. When the Qing army entered and walked around, there were no living people. Later, it had to use the method of filling Sichuan in Huguang to increase the population of Sichuan.

Similarly, the eradication of the Jiannu Jushi tribe was also an emergency risk avoidance. According to some incomplete information on my hand, the number of officially registered population in the Ming Dynasty was about 50 to 60 million, but the Ming Dynasty collected taxes according to the head, so the phenomenon of tax evasion by using black users was much more than 200 million. In fact, the population of the Ming Dynasty was about 48 years after the Qing army entered the pass, that is, the 21st year of the Kangxi reign, after a period of rest and recuperation, the national population of the Qing Dynasty was less than 20 million.

You should know that the Qing Dynasty used the tax-sharing method to evade tax by using the means of black users. Although 20 million is not a particularly accurate number, it can be said that the phenomenon of black users in the Qing Dynasty was particularly small. And now there are only 100,000 people in the Jurchen tribe. I think it is still very cost-effective to kill these 100,000 people to get 100 million people from massacre. If nomadic peoples such as male or female fakes appear in a hundred years to meet their fate, it will not be my business. After all, I have done everything I should do.

Two days later, the arrival of His Highness Akechi Mitsuhide also means that the members of the envoys gathered together, and the door to peace talks with Ming Kingdom was officially opened. In addition to my deputy envoy Akechi Mitsuhide, there is also a swordsman of the world - Nobusuzumi. This martial arts master who has been spreading the Xinyin River in Oshinoburi for many years wanted to take advantage of his old bones to go abroad for a longer walk, and meet swordsmen from other foreign schools for a while, of course, they also had the idea of ​​developing Xinyin River in foreign countries. The envoys' fleet passed through the Seto Inland Sea, passed through the Oseto Sea between Kyushu and Kansai to North Korea. After leaving the Japanese waters, it is expected to land in Incheon and go to Seoul to host the tomorrow's peace talks in three days.

The ship deck, ‘Your Highness Akechi, what are you dressing up?’ Akechi Mitsuhide, who was dressed in military uniform on the deck, had a white-clad face specially designed by the Japanese ministers. It was broad in the daytime, isn’t this a ghost?

Akechi Mitsuhide grinned her teeth, revealing two rows of black teeth, which scared me to sweat, "It's the left minister. I've thought about it but didn't know what to wear when I met the envoys of the Ming Kingdom. In fact, I was born in the Wu family, but it's not an exaggeration to be the post of the four senators of the court to be the pillar of the country. So, I think I'll try to combine it and see how the effect will be! So, I won't make the envoys of the Ming Kingdom think that our Japanese envoys are all rural people and look down on us. You are a Chinese official, what do you think?"

Wearing like this will not be looked down upon, but it can only scare people. Although white powder is applied to the face and dark teeth are probably brought back by the Tang envoys back then, the Tang Dynasty has been destroyed for many years now. Who still remembers this outfit? ‘I think His Highness Akichi Mitsuhide is better than wearing it like this.’ I casually told the truth. What’s wrong with the country people? The countrymen in developed countries are richer than those in the city, and they are all rich in farmers. Note that the other country is the opposite.

‘Wearing with **?’ Akichi Mitsuhide took my jokes as real and looked at the sky. ‘It’s mid-August now, and the weather is still quite hot. It’s still okay to meet with the envoys of the Ming Kingdom during the day. Although I am not used to the way of meeting guests in the Celestial Empire, I have sacrificed my best for the lives of tens of thousands of soldiers. Isn’t it just a matter of taking off!’ In Akichi Mitsuhide’s opinion, there is no problem with everyone meeting each other. This avoids everyone carrying hidden weapons and poisons. It is worthy of being a great country in the Celestial Empire. This idea is much better than searching for body.

‘Cough cough. Just kidding, it is very indecent to go to see the envoys of the Celestial Dynasty. I think it is good to wear a cassock, which can show that our position is for peace. Moreover, the cassock is also passed down from the Ming Dynasty. Everyone will not be embarrassed when they meet."

‘That’s it.’ Akechi Mitsuhide touched the samurai bun on his head, ‘Then I’ll shave my head and become a monk. After the peace talks, I made great contributions for the court and retired. Let Akechi Mitsuhide take over as the governor of the family, and then I manipulate it behind the scenes… By the way, His Highness the Left Minister was also a master monk in the world to give me a Dharma name.’

It is so simple to become a monk in Japan, and there is no need for a master’s temple precepts or certificates. If you shave your head, you will be a monk.

‘The Dharma name is called…’ A famous monk suddenly flashed in my mind, ‘It’s called Nanguangfang Tianhai.’ This name is long-lived. Now Aizhi Guangxiu has a territory and fame. Let’s live a few more years to enjoy the blessings.

‘Nan Guangfang Tianhai.’ Akechi Mitsuhide nodded in agreement after silently reciting it twice, ‘Okay, that’s the Dharma name.’

After slapping Akechi Mitsuhide, I turned back to my cabin. Princess Huishun and other six sisters were timid in the past few days. When I was not around, I always shed tears secretly, so I took on a heavier responsibility and gave them more "comfort".

At the door of the cabin, I accidentally heard the conversation between the six sisters inside.

The sound should be that the second sister Princess Huijing said in Chinese, "It was better to fight to death and be honest. Now my body is damaged. What if I go back and see an acquaintance? I can't even raise my head when I walk."

It's so serious. I'd better tell them the truth if I had known it. This time I lied to them that I went to North Korea to do business. In fact, there is no difference between negotiation and doing business. The only thing the transaction target is politicians rather than businessmen. However, the difference between politicians and businessmen is not too big. Didn't the book say that the bureaucratic capitalism that is pressing on the people is a mountain. So, I am also an official and a businessman. Then I have become a bureaucratic capitalism that is pressing on the people. Who invented this word? They don't know Japanese and don't know what I'm going to do. They may even think that I will let them show up to discuss business. After all, the six sisters are the only people on the boat who understand Korean language.

The eldest sister Princess Huishun said, "Didn't my father say it before leaving? Let us endure humiliation and keep a useful body. Don't learn from the pedantic woman who is troubled by dogma."

Their father was really a good person, otherwise I might have to send people to collect their bodies in the well, beside the Qingtan Pool, and on the beams of the house. Many people have been damaged by evil people in the past few days and have raised their bodies to go to Qingtan Pool to die. They were all created by the false Taoism of Zhu Cheng Neo-Confucianism. The Ming Dynasty had a hundred schools of thought, but it was not so serious. In the later Qing Dynasty, it had reached a pervert. However, there were many people who believed this as dogma. Hai Rui, a generation of Qing officials, took a pancake from a man because his five-year-old daughter took a pancake from a man and ate it, and was starved to death by the angry Hai Rui. According to Hai Rui's dogma, 99.99% of women in the 21st century should have starved to death. The remaining 00:00 is because they have not had the chance to take the things handed over by the man. What does a five-year-old child know?

The third sister, Princess Zhenshun, said, "My father asked us to use our bodies to save the country and the people, and to blow the wind by the Japanese generals. But now we are sold to merchants and have their bodies damaged. Even if we are rich and well-fed every day, what's the point of enjoying the rich clothes and food every day? We have not enjoyed it before."

Tell, are there any Japanese troops in North Korea who are older than me? Tell them out and scare them to death, hehehehehe.

My elder sister, Princess Huishun, usually takes care of me and my daily life, and I have seen more. "According to my observation, the businessman we serve now is not simple."

It seems that I can see something, and it is true that the person next to me is the hardest to hide. I am not an ordinary businessman, and the things I see do on weekdays are also different from those who are generally slightest.

‘Cough.’ I coughed twice, and I pushed the door and entered the warehouse. The six sisters in the cabin stopped talking, lowered their heads and stared at their toes and said in unison, ‘Master.’ The youngest Princess Jingshen quickly went to make tea and pour water for me.

'It seems that you don't know the true identity of my master.' Since you need to know it in two days and nights, I would just give them a surprise in advance, 'Your master is a businessman,' but this time I went to North Korea with another identity, the Japanese emperor, general, and minister of Taizong, the imperial envoy appointed by the Japanese emperor, general, and minister of Taizong. The business I was responsible for is discussing the future of North Korea with the Ming Dynasty.'

With a 'smash', Princess Jingshen's tea bowl was knocked over on the carpet. Princess Jingshen's tender face looked at me with a little panic, "Sorry, Master, I...'

‘I know, I was so surprised.’ I continued Princess Jingshen’s words. A tea bowl is nothing, and I have never had any abnormal regulations in my family that I would be punished if I knocked the bowl over.

To be honest, I will be rewarded. The enthusiasm of the six princesses on the cabin on the carpet that day was completely different from the previous ones. The six sisters who used to deal with errands like dead people on tatami are now more dedicated than those of the practitioners in Kabukicho Street. Of course, the wind is not less blowing around the pillow. It is nothing more than not killing innocent people indiscriminately, and the friendship between Japan and Korea will last forever.

After Incheon landed, the general of the Central Army, who won more than 50 clan collapses with several times the casualties of the Ming army, has now been promoted to the full power of the Oda family in North Korea, and Ikeda Hengxing, who personally brought his men to Incheon to pick up the ship. This is a gesture, indicating that Ikeda Hengxing was fighting with all his strength and paving the way for me to do things in North Korea after x.

Opening a somewhat simple map of North Korea, I drew a small circle south of Kaicheng, 'There is a place called Panmunjom. I will send someone to communicate with the generals of the Ming Dynasty first, and make an appointment to hold peace talks in Panmunjom.'

Yoshihiro Ikeda grabbed his scalp and wondered in his heart. I have been here for a long time and I haven't heard of any place to challenge Panmunjom.

However, the imperial envoy is the imperial envoy. Even if there was no place to buy Panmen Store before, it has been since the imperial envoy said it. This is not a problem for Hirokage Ikeda to find a place to change the name, and everyone can get it out soon after they cooperate.

The location I drew on the map was only a little distance away from the city. The neighborhood of Kaicheng was still under the control of the Ming army. Although I did not go to the Ming camp alone to negotiate, the effect was almost the same.

Now the main generals of China and Japan hope to resolve the dispute on the North Korean issue as soon as possible without bleeding, and the small request that was not unreasonable was quickly agreed. In the originally deserted mountains and ridges, a large tent was quickly built for negotiations as representatives of both sides.

According to the records of clerks from both sides in later Chinese and Japanese history, the first negotiation between China and Japan was unfolded in an atmosphere of justice, openness and harmony. As for the truth of the facts, it is easy to be overwhelmed.

‘This is Eunuch Guan, this is a jade Buddha specially prepared for you. Bless Eunuch Guan to enjoy the blessings of the whole country and live longer than the southern mountains.’

Eunuch Guan, who accepted my Jade Buddha, smiled and said, "I didn't expect that there were people like you in the Japanese pirates. The miscellaneous families are not greedy. It's not necessary to live longer than Nanshan. If you can resolve this matter, I will be content with the emperor after returning to the palace and look at him for a long time." Eunuch Guan held the Jade Buddha and looked up, hoping to be transformed into the Jade Buddha. This negotiation was not done by Mr. Guan, who was a routine person, came to get his bribe, but he didn't expect to get the Jade Buddha back once. You must know that gold and silver are priceless, and this jade itself is very valuable, and it has been meticulously processed into a lifelike Jade Buddha. Anyone who sees it will like it. It is very economic value and appreciation. Eunuch Guan, who has obtained the Jade Buddha, politely said, holding the Jade Buddha out of the big tent.

After fixing this military supervisor, I pointed the muzzle of the sugar-coated cannonball at the prime minister Zhang Juzheng, "This adult looked righteous and his seal was purple. According to the physiognomy, what he said was the pattern of becoming a general and becoming a prime minister. I guess he was the prime minister Zhang. This jade gift for a child is not respectful. I hope Lord Zhang will accept it with a smile. Bless Lord Zhang with more children and more blessings." In ancient times, there were almost very few only children. Everyone paid attention to more children and more blessings. In cartoons, there were few brothers of the gourd. There was no such thing as family planning in this era. If there were more people in the country, the more people they had, and the country also hoped to see the population growth.

This is the knowledge of giving gifts. If Guanyin gives this to Eunuch Guan, I am afraid that the person who gave gifts will soon fall to the ground and blood will splatter three feet away. Without the bottom, the biggest pain in the heart of a eunuch. If you have something to do or not, you will not be able to turn your back on others.

These gifts were exchanged for a small amount of food when besieging Honan Temple. It can be said that the cost is almost zero. When you are extremely hungry, whether it is gold, jade or silver, it is not as stable as a rice ball. These Buddha statues and Bodhisattva statues are a bit reluctant to destroy and re-carve these Buddha statues. Even gold and silver are works of art and antiques, and it is not worth much money for me. However, this thing is not easy to deal with in Japan. The main reason is that some things are too famous and you can tell what they are from at a glance. Is this clear that you don’t want to ask for your own advice? However, it is a great thing to give to the envoys of the Ming Dynasty. These people are all receiving gifts and collecting them. The possibility of items returning to Japan Island is almost zero.

Except for the military supervisor Guan Eunuch Guan and the prime minister Zhang Dashuai, everyone has a share of this sugar-coated shell. After giving the gift, the adults' impression of this Japanese monk changed. Seeing this monk seemed to see a moving wallet.

After giving the gift, he flattered him again. Just as he was about to start the negotiations, the prime minister Zhang Juzheng suddenly waved his hand. The Ming Dynasty all the adults understood and bowed out of the tent.

Judging from this situation, there is something to say separately. I waved my hand and left all from Akihi Mitsuhide. Only Zhang Juzheng and I were left in the big tent of Panmen Store. At this time, Zhang Juzheng suddenly stood up and said, "You are not Japanese!"

‘How did you know?’ Many people in Japan have suspected my origin problem, but they gave up because there was no direct evidence. After I was in a high position and the power, this rumor slowly disappeared.

Zhang Juzheng showed the cleverness that only the old fox could have, and said with a smile, "Because your legs are not enough to carry a circle."

This is OK, too.

Zhang Juzheng then added, ‘Also, the Chinese spoken by the Japanese are all with the Shaanxi accent and Henan accent, and the Chinese you speak with the Beijing accent.’

I actually forgot that the capitals of the Tang Dynasty were Chang'an and Luoyang. At that time, the words of these two places were Mandarin. The Chinese language learned by the Japanese envoys of the Tang Dynasty was naturally the accent of these two places. It was really a wise man who would make a mistake. I forgot this kind of thing, but I didn't expect that the old fox would see through it. Now I understand why everyone could understand each other's words during diplomacy and even found an interpreter to mess around.

You will suffer a loss when you do not abide by diplomatic rhetoric.

ps: It's another New Year, and I haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala for another year. Indeed, since my mind has matured, I have never watched that thing again. Anyway, the program will still be played in the future. The condensed ones are all the essence. Instead of watching for a few hours, it's better to only watch for dozens of minutes.
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