Chapter 107 Elixir
After teaching girls' schools to start working part-time in their spare time, I had another task. Every day, I went to the female student's cigar-carrying room to sit, and dozens of white and tender thighs were exposed to the air. Normal men didn't want to see it, so there would be ghosts. It was called "supervision". As for the love affair in this way, it was normal. Thinking about it, a wolf entered the flock of sheep. Although the wolf's belly was full, it would not prevent the wolf from booking a delicious lamb for the next meal.
‘Your Highness, Lord Takenaka has something to ask for a visit.’ Miaozi whispered outside the house, and it seemed that it was not an urgent matter.
‘Yeah, come soon.’ I touched the girl next to me twice, and after taking advantage of the thigh, I encouraged me, ‘Xiaohua, do it well.’ Here Xiaohua = Xiaohua Girl.
‘Yes, Your Highness.’ said the little girl, with her big watery eyes, looking at my back.
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Takenaka Banbingwei waited outside the school with a barefoot doctor for a long time. When he saw me coming out, the two of them knelt on the ground and bowed, "Your Highness."
‘Get up in the bamboo, is there anything wrong?’
The barefoot doctor who was kneeling on the ground said tremblingly, "Your Highness, the little man has an ancestral elixir in his family, so I will offer it to your highness."
When I heard the elixir, my ears immediately started to tie up. ‘Can the elixir be immortal?’ It is said that the origin of the Japanese was that Xu Fu took five hundred boys and girls to the sea to Japan to find the elixir of immortality for Qin Shihuang. However, this trip took thousands of years without any news.
The barefoot doctor kowtowed a few times on the ground, 'Your Highness, this immortal pill cannot live forever, but it can cure all diseases.'
‘Purchase-treat-hundred-illness?’ I asked word by word, I still have three interests in saying immortality. Although there has not been a drug for immortality in the 21st century, we cannot say that it has not. After all, medicine is still developing in this direction. For example, organ transplantation, etc., the first-time rich people can change to young people when their organs are aging. For them, only brain death is the real death. As for medicines that can cure all diseases, it is impossible under the influence of the capital market, because once this drug is developed, the rest of the pharmaceutical factories will face the only end - bankruptcy. So as long as someone dares to take the blame for the world and study medicines that can cure all diseases, the result will definitely be strangled in the cradle by his opponent.
Takenaka Banbui explained, "Your Highness, I have tasted this doctor's elixir first. After eating it, I am really refreshed and full of energy."
Takenaka Banbui's words reminded me of the most important thing an athlete needs to pay attention to. He was framed by someone who was drugged and said, "Is there any elixir left? Show me."
The barefoot doctor handed over a delicately packaged pill, and Takenaka Banbingwei smelled it first, 'That's right, that's it.'
I carefully took the elixir, broke it off and tasted it a little, and immediately vomited it all, "Bao, this is Fushou Pao."
The term "Fu Shou Paste" originated from the British East India Company. In order to dump opium in China, the East India Company gave this drug a very nice name, called "Fu Shou Paste". It means to increase blessings and longevity. In fact, once a person is infected with this thing, his lifespan has already entered the countdown.
‘Your Highness, what is Fusheng Paste?’
I said to Takenaka Bangui, 'Simply put, it's poison.'
Takenaka Banjianwei kicked the grass-headed doctor down, "Baga, your conscience is so bad that you dare to lie to me to take poison." After that, the angry Takenaka Banjianwei pulled out the Japanese knife and waited for my order to cut the poison into meat paste. The grass-headed doctor who kowtowed and apologized was so scared that no one looked at him, "I really don't know, really don't know. Your Highness, sir, please spare your life."
I signaled Takenaka Banbingwei not to do it now, 'Forget it, this thing is not purity, it's okay to eat it once. It's just addictive, and toxins will accumulate in the body to a certain extent before they will cause death.' A large amount of consumption will also kill people, which is usually called suicide by swallowing opium.
Takenaka Banbingwei put down his Japanese sword, but pulled out the ribs, knelt on the ground with tears in his face and said, "Your Highness, I deserve to die, I am guilty. I actually brought poison to your highness, and I almost made a big mistake. Your Highness, I decided to use my abdomen to wash away the stains of my life."
Now I finally understand why Japan can often enter the World Cup finals, because these people dare to take responsibility after making mistakes, even if they use their lives. In fact, our football team should learn more, and if they make mistakes, they will be punished. Of course, they are all civilized people. Whether they are septiles or shots, they are too bloody. In the civilized era, we must use a civilized way. You can consider letting the football team leader be transferred to Afghanistan for tourism and recuperation after losing. I heard that there are mines and terrorist organizations everywhere.
He reached out and helped the half-man guard of Zhuzhong, "Forget it, Zhuzhong didn't do it on purpose, I didn't eat it. But you must be careful, don't get this thing in the future." If it weren't for my subordinates' septum, I would be willing to take a look. After all, this is a very ethnic-specific thing and can train your courage. It is said that when facing the enemy's septum, you can take out the intestines and sprinkle it on the enemy, and it is also a real battle between the market.
The rest was to interrogate the barefoot doctor. When I waved my hand, two tall statures (the statures beside me were looking for outstanding heights in Japan, with an average height of about 1.6 meters. For Japan, whose average height was less than 1.5 meters, this was already tall and mighty. That's it, I was half a head taller than these people.) Put the barefoot doctor kneeling on the ground begging for mercy in the air like a chicken, and I asked, "Say, where did this thing come from? Don't lie, I know it's definitely not from the ancestors."
'This is a villain. I bought it at the Nanman Tobacco House in Jiecheng. I have tried it and can indeed treat a lot of diseases before I come to offer it to Your Highness. I really don't know in advance that this is poison. Please spare your life, Your Highness."
From a medical point of view, opium is indeed a drug in the correct way of use, and there are many diseases that can be treated. For example, people discovered in BC that opium can treat headaches, dizziness, deafness, epilepsy, stroke, amblyopia, bronchitis, asthma, cough, hemoptysis, abdominal pain, jaundice, spleen sclerosis, kidney stones, urinary diseases, fever, edema, leprosy, irregular menstruation, depression, anti-toxicity, and toxic insect bites. Although it cannot be said that all diseases can be cured, it is almost the same.
‘Okay, let me put it in advance. After all, it’s three parts poisonous. I’ll ask you, if I accept your elixir, what reward do you want?’
The barefoot doctor hesitated for a moment and kowtowed, "This, Your Highness, the villain dare not expect any reward, but the villain's wish is to be a medical officer in Your Highness's army. It is the villain's biggest dream."
'Being a medical officer is not easy. I'll ask you, what should I do if I get injured by an iron cannon?'
The barefoot doctor said, 'If you are not shot in a critical situation, you can use a knife to remove the lead ball and sprinkle sulfur powder on the wound.'
Hiss, I took a deep breath, I was very smart. The antibacterial and anti-inflammatory sulfonamide is made of sulfur powder, which means sulfur powder can also kill bacteria and anti-inflammatory. Why didn’t I expect that I just thought about penicillin before, but failed. ‘Good, what’s the name?’
‘Your Highness, the villain is called Takezo Goro.’
‘Takenaga, take him to find Ishikawa Goemon and become a medical officer in the Ninja Army first.’
‘Thank you, thank you.’ Takezo Goro was still busy kowtowing and thanking you. He almost didn’t have such a good temper because of his septum. He directly used his feet to "please" him get up from the ground. ‘Follow me.’
Chapter completed!