It's hard.

Li Wei felt it was a bit difficult to communicate with the girl in front of him. Of course, he felt from the beginning that as an ordinary person, it was not a little difficult to communicate with the girl in front of him.

In fact, what happened to Li Wei now is enough to make him die n times.

A college student in his twenties dates with a teenage high school student. Is there any justice in the world? What most people think of is envy, jealousy and hatred?

However, this time the other party seemed to have no cover to tell all the things he wanted to know.

"Yeah yeah...that is to say, since your irresponsible mother... O, is it okay for me to say that?"

Suddenly, Li Wei felt that he was very unauthentic when he said his mother in front of others, so he asked with a hat.

"If there is no problem with what others say, but you can't."

Battlefield Heiyi immediately interrupted: "—I do not allow my son-in-law who is disrespectful to my mother-in-law to appear."

"...I don't believe that I can go to Japan within a month and meet my so-called mother-in-law." After Li Wei stuttered, he directly regarded the words of the battlefield as a pubertal girl's rhapsody: "Then, I only have one thing to be sure: you weigh only five kilograms now?"

"yes……"

Other adolescent girls care about their weight, right? Girls all hope that they will be as light as possible. However, at this moment, there is a trouble for a girl who is too light in weight.

"Well...ah, this." Li Wei was really helpless. He couldn't suggest that the other party eat more, right? Of course, this might be the same.

"Maybe... Hum? Why didn't I notice it before..."

Suddenly, Li Wei's eyes tilted slightly to the side.

In a place he usually doesn't pay attention to: it's as if he never cared about Agent No. 44 - in the corners, or in the corners, in the dark places, and a pair of slightly red eyes that made Li Wei feel very strange.

This is... Well, the six kneelings, the two claws, the edges, the shapes, needless to say, must be...

"I understand, Battlefield, you can say goodbye to the messy life in the future."

Li Weiqu picked up a certain virtuous wolf that was curled into a hermit crab. Before the battlefield Yuan got angry, he threw it into the arms of the battlefield Yuan.

"This is my boss in hell, a free wolf. I can do nothing all day long. I can only eat sweets and don't know what brushing my teeth is. However, if she is stubborn, I will probably be left to play for tens of thousands of years, so please help me watch out for her."

"What are you going to do?"

"Ah, eat some seafood or something..." Li Wei looked at the battlefield, Yuan Ru holding a doll, hugging Hero, who was actually waiting for her. Suddenly, he actually felt that this picture looked a bit beautiful...

It's a waste of resources. Two beauties are together, it's a waste of resources.

"seafood?"

"Do you know about crabs? - It is the crab that is said by our country's thinker, educator, and writer Mencius as the representative of laziness."

"I know both Mencius and crabs, but how are the two connected?"

"Well, you don't need to understand these. In short, I saw the evil spirits lying on you. A crab, you see, is the crab hiding where it is. Maybe it's because I'm dead? Suddenly I could see many strange guys...that crab is one of them."

In fact, I saw a perverted pine tree a few days ago.

"Crab?" Kuroi turned around in surprise: "Where is it?"

"Anyway, don't worry, just treat it as watching the fun. You can treat you to seafood tonight."

Take out the time-based point card from the pocket of the shirt, and Li Wei suddenly remembered something: "Battlefield, do you have money?"

“…A little bit, what’s wrong?”

"Oh, the transformation of the underworld is charged by time. It seems to be thirty yuan and four thousand minutes. Remember to recharge it for me later. I have not even settled for today's supper."

"I suddenly remembered something."

There was no direct answer to the point-card thing. Heiyi, the battlefield, seems to be not interested in playing World of Warcraft: "If you want to have a crab, it must have been brought from Japan - be careful, it is a god-like existence in Japan, it..."

"What I'm talking about is that Japan has eight million Tianjin gods, and you think foreign countries do not have gods." As he said, Li Wei pointed to his pirated Anta: "But this is China - my territory, I'm the one who decides."

call!

There was no too brilliant change, just a wave of his hand like a trick, and the giant sword in Li Wei's hand appeared in this relatively small dormitory.

It seems that something will happen if you can't go outside later if you fight later.

"Hey, come out-I've seen you."

While saying that, Li Wei pointed at the crab in front of him with his sword: "I just said that good people will be rewarded... He saved the battlefield without any benefit, and was also ravaged and abused by the other party. Now it finally shows that you are sending seafood!"

Regardless of the protests on the battlefield, Li Wei just said to himself.

"... Can you see this general? Ah, forget it, even if you can see this general, you may not be able to hear this general speaking."

Crab.

A giant crab that is less than one meter long crawled out. If this arthropod becomes too huge, it will make people feel scared and... disgusting.

Li Wei suddenly lost the mood to eat the other person.

"Silly human, you..." Although the crab had no facial expression, it seemed to be surprised.

"I can hear it, don't be like a dead person." Li Weiru challenged an arthropod and was angry.

"...ya? It's very strange? But it doesn't matter, I... "

"I am always the general, who are you? - Why are you always entangled in the battlefield?"

"You don't know this general?" The crab shook his crab claws and whistled to the sky: "I am in Japan, but I am called a god!"

"I know." Li Wei curled his lips disdainfully: "You are nothing here with us."

"... Are you really from this country?" Crab looked at Li Wei with contempt: "I am surpassing my status in Japan here - what kind of superpowers are river crabs? Don't you know? Stupid humans, the world belongs to our river crabs!"

Li Wei: "…I!@#￥”

"Forget it, I don't bother with guys like you. Listen, I am a famous general - Yangcheng Lake General!"

"…?!Don't you come from Japan? Why is it called Yangcheng Lake?"

"…That is the case in China, it can be more valuable."

The crab looks a little shy.

Only now did Li Wei suddenly realize that challenging monsters is his fault.

"bump!"

With almost no effort, Li Wei kicked the crab to the ground with one kick, and then stepped on it.

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Chapter completed!